Celtic Banter Archive January 30 2012

30 Jan 2012 23:39:10
Just been in the funny mobs site they are s**tting bricks about whats in there fav paper to morrow loving it

30 Jan 2012 23:12:36
to re-use a famous quote from our long and glorious history.."THE GAME IS OVER THE REBELS HAVE WON"..green jhedi(with my spine a bit tingly!)

30 Jan 2012 22:37:32
Rankers' training complex was named in honour of David Murray's achievements at RFC! lol

Oh, the irony! pmsl

Miko x

30 Jan 2012 21:27:33
Fellow Tims

with all the guff Craig Whyte is spewing out his gob
should he rename it
The More Bull Staircase

Bhaldrick

As ever bhaldrick,nice work! green jhedi

30 Jan 2012 20:33:38
Hi all 1st time poster. I think klose would be a good signing, just what we need. Still had it and would sell a few jerseys. Btw any truth that Lenny is trying to sign sylvester stallone as back up to big fraser lol! Great site ed :) {Ed007's Note - Thank you and welcome.}

30 Jan 2012 20:07:46
Who wants rangers to go out of business completely?

Honest opinions

I think u need to bear the following in mind

No old firms
No good players attracted to SPL with no OF games
Uefa may view the SPL coefficient differently with no competition for Celtic
Smaller crowds at Celtic park due to boring league race

I think people are too quick to wish rangers to the wall
These people probably don't even go to te games!

J

Truly want them to go out of business?yes ,i do.laughed at us when we were in that situation.they hate everything about us.they are the most bitterest people you could meet.i,m a celtic supporter,and have no liking whatsoever of rangers.so yes. i definitely would love to see them go down the tubes.sooner the better,artybhoy

And you must be from the dark side? division 3 n start again will do me...at the least. green jhedi

Honestly,i'm one of the ones who doesn't want Gers to go out of business.I believe both clubs need each other but in saying that if you got relegated to third division then i would love it.We could always meet in a cup and you never know,you might even reach the final of the Ramsdens Cup.

Jungle Bhoy.

Tbh they never will go out of business.

i wouldnt want them to go out of business but worst caser is they get hammered for there dealings.which as a celtic fan i would love,still in business put the wallet stays tight.

im sure when the boot was on the other shoe it was the same thing.

lenny

Couldn't agree more they despise everything about us the sooner they go out the game the better for society.

Rangers dishonestly avoided paying tax to get an unfair advantage over the rest of Scottish football by being able to pay higher salaries to players. They basically deceived Scottish football and they need to be punished for this.

There will be financial implications if they go into administration and I hope they suffer severely as a result.

In a pure footballing sense, I would keep them in the SPL but with a 10 point deduction for 4 seasons, the number of titles they won during the period of their wrongdoings.

Well I go to games , have done for 30 yrs season ticket holder since Hampden season and I hope they go into oblivion. If I had cheated the taxman I'd be jailed so why have sympathy with that mob . Can't see it happening as I can see Scottish govt or sfa helping them out somehow..........DH

Life goes on if rangers are there or not get this into your heads please, but they will never not exist - in some form if worst comes to worst as it looks like going- what if jelavic stays? unlikely now i say. rangers need the money from his sale to keep cash flow? is that far off mark ed? even the press are now telling some real stories about these problems,yet still they say the t#x ca#e has them on there kness yet no figure has been put on it, so where is his cash for the here and now? looks very like he is what they say he is and not the billionaire once spoke of. so whatever happens to this current club who knows, who cares really,whats coming to them maybe will end them for now or they will stumble along for a while appealing the tax case or in whytes eyes winning it lol, and celtic will take on who ever else is in the league and carry on - tv money not a great deal tbh maybe generate their own broadcast rites,possible? why will smaller crowds go see a team top of their game and winning? i will. can live without old firm game so we will carry on whatever happens

davybhoy ktf {Ed007's Note - They need money to help with their immediate, and the next few months, cash-flow.}

Without a doubt i want to see them shut down.

forget all the nonsense about scottish football would die without them, it's them that put scottish football in the position it's in.

i think the league as a whole would improve, as other teams would now have a chance to qualify for the champions league, therefore more money being spent by other teams, bigger crowds etc.

for me as well, rangers are a pockmark on society, bitter, twisted and vile right to the core. the majority of rangers supporters have a deep rooted hatred of all things celtic and catholic. they stand for everything that is wrong in society with their 'we are ra peepul' and 'no surrender' shyte.
i remember walking in town with my mum, i was 9 years old and had a green wooly hat on, i was spat on by 2 MEN, then subjected to the usual barrage of 'fenian b'stard' and ''....this happened in a crowded town centre to a 9 year old boy and his mother ffs!
all through school i had to put up with this crap, along with all the other celtic supporters, and i can guarantee you, not one rangers supporter ever went to school and suffered abuse like a celtic supporter would

shut them down, the sooner the better, and rid scotland of this cancerous sectarian institution


taco

I know and have listened to why we shouldn't, but i truly want to see them and their horrible bigoted fans consigned to history,and scottish football and scotland the country would be better for it,fab1

Agree with Lenny 100%

Bhaldrick

Guys thanks for your honesty

An yes I'm a rangers fan, I was too young to really remember when Celtic were in this position, but I don't think that was quite as complicated a situation as rangers predicament. If the shoe was on the other foot I would say that I wouldn't want Celtic to go out Of business as im a football fan and personally I love the Old Firm matches, best games in the world in my opinion!

J

I like my Old Firm games, nothing better than pumping the munters!

Really wouldn't mind their fans and club suffering for the next decade as a result of their neglegence and cheating! I remember our predicament in the early 90's, not much sympathy coming from the Rangers unfaithful back then, I believe it's referred to as Karma!

HMRC have a tight grip of the nuts of that club, the future's bright, the future's Green & Whyte!

Get it right up yees, Percy's! lol

Miko x

So Scottish football would die without the Shame in it. Hmmmm let's see, Scottish football in the 80's: 4 different league winners, 2 Euro finals, Hearts within a goal of the title........And then Dodgy Dave turns up and f##ks it all up.

Let them rot!!

Schadenfreude CSC

Me me me me ME ME ME ME ME :-)

I grew up in Ayrshire the only protestant Celtic supporter proud enough to wear a scarf to school. Have been beat up, spat on swore at by pissed up bigots so would I be happy to see them go? To right I would. Let them rot its what they deserve. Oh and I apologise to the 5% of rangers supporters who are decent people coz they do exist. MMI2009

I would shed no tears for Rangers , but i listened to the phone in on Radio Clyde tonight , there were many valid points of view put across , firstly i do believe that the SFA , SFL , SPL and the Scottish Government would do everything in their power to ensure there was a "Rangers" in Scottish football in some shape or form , i think they will definately be put into administration and must face the penalties dished out to other clubs pro rata , ie points deductions , transfer embargos , if they are put into liquidation by rights the "New Rangers" should start at the bottom of the pile like any other new club , but i don't think this will be allowed to happen , they will be fast tracked into the SPL for the "Good of Scottish Football" which is wrong and only opens up a can of worms for future "wrong doers" Rangers have cheated to win things and can not be allowed to get away scot free or we may as well just pack it in , every club must abide by the same rules whether it be Rangers or East Stirlingshire ,

If Rangers are put into administration they would have to be deducted 10 points because that is the SPL rule , if they remain in administration the following season , they would be deducted points again , the administrator would be appointed to cut debts by selling off assets to pay creditors , if they are liquidated , there would be no Rangers and all assets (including Ibrox and Murray Park ) would be sold off to pay creditors , the "New Rangers" would have no debt , no stadium , no training facilities , no players and no history , how could they even be considered worthy of a place in the SPL ?

30 Jan 2012 19:37:42
seen some guy talking about the happy mondays earlier on.well how much happier could i be feeling this monday.firstly,gers rumoured to be in talks about trying to lease hampden cos theres asbestos been found at ibrox which has to be removed asap,at a big cost to gers,and ibrox closed for months and months.then,hibees are ready to hijack a gers signing target.hibees,ffs.best one though,one of the goons has just told his fellow gers that jelly babys going nowhere cos no ones offered enough money for him.his source?THE DINNER LADY AT MURRAY PARK.you couldnt make it up. {Ed007's Note - For every fiver Rangers spend, Hibs will pay a tenner.}

Nice one ed.(forgot to name my post again.senility mate)artybhoy

So pmsl
The Dinner Lady
classic

they're a mad bunch
remember Aggie the tea lady at Perth Ed

Bhaldrick

30 Jan 2012 19:23:07
brekin news fae the spnews room ed,av looked up aw the closes in posso ed n the only thing av seen iz a kebab,2 chips thit a dug widnae eat n an auld comdom (well wen ah say auld its wearable wae a elastic band roon it n a good rinse ) bak tae you big ed pp in pp land fleet ya bass

30 Jan 2012 18:45:05
I see comrade Tommy is out
do you think that he might be Ally's next trialist.
Then again i doubt as his wife Gail was accused under caution of being a republican terrorist .
if any wants wants to see the cctv proof
i will post the link

Bhaldrick

Nae chance iz he's goat the tag oan so that wid rool him oot fur 8 ocloak kick affs ed gess who???????

Evening Bhaldrick, I read your asbestos rumour last night. Heard press asked Whyte what he made of it and he replied "please tell all Rangers fans I am doing "asbestos" I can!" lol Timalloy

30 Jan 2012 17:50:14
What's wrong with the sightings section ed?I've sent in a pic of new Republic top,i also sent in a pic the other day and that's still not up yet either.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I've reported it to the geek squad JB, sorry about that. The pics don't come to me, they go straight to them to post up.}

I've posted it elsewhere so here's the link.

www.footballshirtculture.com/forum/fsc-forum/football-shirt-discussion/republic-of-ireland-umbro-away-shirt-2012/13.html#9938


What do you think?I really like it but i hope the sponsor doesn't spoil the fans version.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - That is smart, I like the collar on it, I prefer the polo shirt look than round-neck.}

Just clicked on sightings there and some pics have just been added since i last checked a couple of hours ago,not mine tho.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - It's on there now JB mate.}

Sighting sections opened for business now.Cheers ed.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - No probs mate.}

30 Jan 2012 16:39:43
ed when is the rankers court case if you know {Ed007's Note - They are running about one a week just now I think. What case?}

30 Jan 2012 15:44:23
Assuming no more player movement on either side of the old firm, who's happy?.

I am anyway, if the dark side sell we'll be listening to their excuses forever and a day, whereas if they don't sell we can get out our "No excuses" T Shirts from the MON era!!

Bad Bhoy.

Personally i'm delighted, Jellyfish will be pissed off at not getting big move, so will be passenger for rest of the season.

Whilst we've brought in Brozek to supplement attack, Ibrahim to add some flair plus we've got commons and izzy coming back!

Lustig to add to our defence since M. Wilson is off on loan. Good luck Mark, great player just unlucky with injuries!

Hail hail

DazzaBhoy

30 Jan 2012 12:53:31
Did you know that you club has had interest free loans totaling approx 9 million pounds ?

This (if true) is probably some loose change that some of our billionaire directors have put in, no problems there.

did you know that the true debts of rangers stand at around £70m, without adding on the tax scam?


taco

@taco. thats been the case for weeks mate,there is a real cash flow problem over there. the tax case blog has had the figures for months,rankers fans diss it but his figures were proved to be very accurate. green jhedi

Yeah, i know jhedi....i just can't believe that they think that by coming on here and saying we have some tiny wee loan, that it puts us in a similar position to them.

they're in complete denial about the level of debt and problems they will face because of it, and cheap retorts like the OP just don't make sense


taco

Celtic have no money to spend until they sell!

Thats why the millionaires from lego land are signing players on a free or loan!

At least my club admit we are skint and still stand head and shoulders above shmeltic when the trophies are given out!!
Blue Bear!

@taco. the key words are interst free no boubt handed to us by one of our real BILLIONAIRES!. desmond did the same thing to bankroll martins spending spree. but hey.thats the best they can come up with! green jhedi

@bluebear. you got the right tag mate cos i got a feeling your gonna be really blue in a couple of weeks when the truth is out.your club admit nothing hence allys lies n spin to his own fans. the taxman cometh mate and its with a scythe!! green jhedi

Precisely jhedi.....it also means that they're not looking to get it back any time soon, unlike someone else i can think of

and BooBear, celtic have money to spend, the difference is we're not reckless with our spending....if the right player is available at the right price, we will buy him, no need to put the team in financial meltdown just to win the spl;)


taco

30 Jan 2012 12:36:41
Afternoon ed. How you? Am the big 30 today ed. AAAhhhhhh. Lol. Seems like yesterday I was 21. I hope Lenny gives me Marc Janko as our target man for me birthday would be over moon with that signing. Plus I see we are in for Hunt. God save us ya couldnt let that man loose in an Old Firm game he's wired. He'll get the crowd going that for sure. Going to be exciting 2days. Let the madness begin... Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Happy Birthday BIM mate, have a great one.}

30 BIM i thought u were older than that?
Anyway congrats bud
Cb

Cheers bud. I've a very mature head on me lol. If looking for a target man am 6'3 and 14stone. I'd do better than Sammy anyway lol. Bigirishmac

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIM! nobody can guess anybodys age that they havent seen
lol ure getiin too old now m8 i feel a lot younger than i am and am 32 oh pure jailbate man enjoy ure day BIM

Happy Birthday mate hope you enjoy your day!

Celtic wont buy this guy as they have no money either unless they sell! as much as you will all disagree but its been the same story for 3 years. Celtic in control, Failed to spend money then bottle crashed. Here it goes again!!

Blue Bear!

Happy biethday BIM,jeeze im older than everybody! 52 but mrs jhedi says iv got the mind of a 6 year old!! green jhedi {Ed007's Note - 52?? Was Mrs E your lollipop/dinner woman at school Jhedi?}

Ed i forgot to post my name the above post ,STEF1967, can u sort it,cheers,

Cheers everybody. Well blue bear thanks for the birthday wishes bud but it ain't looking good for your club I can't say that am sad to see it coz that would be lying but for your fans that would feel as passionate about there club as I do for mine it has to be shocking to see how the hold things been handle. Bigirishmac

Ed007: think she mighta been the pensioner down the road!(kidding mrs E) green jhedi

Hoy..less of this pensioner chat. Did you now know 65 is the new 40 ?!

Happy Birthday BIM, hope its a guid yin - Mrs E

I said earlier that I thought that BIM was older as I am of the opinion you can gauge most folks age bracket after they make a comment or two, or even by they're spelling. Take Blue Bear there he's clearly a pre pubescent 12 year old kid for example. ;)
CB

Cheers Mrs E. What age are you CB? I've you down for late 30 early 40s. Isn't it great that we haven't got a care in the world by passing the time guessing everones age while over at the Wake site their trying to guess how many players will they have left after the window. Lol Bigirishmac

I am 30 on 11th Feb

Bankierbhoy

30 Jan 2012 11:31:21
High level talks have taken place between the SFA SPL SFL and Rangers but its common knowledge to Baldrick haha who is he Campbell Ogilvie?

Billyboy1

Campbell Ogilvie, as corrupt as you'll get. Fully aware of Rangers Uefa license that should never have been granted.

sillyboy1 beat it back to the dark side.

Strangely enough i know bhaldrick and his surname is ogilvie! spooky eh billyboy1.green jhedi

Not got a name? I think I'll stick around on this page after all there's more talk about rangers on here than on the Rangers page.

Billyboy1

Hey Liamboy

heres what to if you have the guts
try asking questions on the phone ins at snide 1 or the beeb.ah the beeb your club wont talk to them but happy enough to take 30 pieces of silver from them to screen your cup tie this weekend or ask your Ed if there has been talks on leasing Hampden and who payed for the recent upgrading was it Mr Whyte or did it come out of the commonwealth games trust fund.
oh and as you lot dont have dealings with the beeb
Pat Butcher popped her clogs at xmas in Eastenders lol

Bhaldrick

Green Jhedi

Blessed John being my first name mate lol

Bhaldrick

Liambhoy??? The worst comeback ever.

Billyboy1

Bhaldrick: i think its a disgrace BBC putting money into whytes pocket while he's blanking them,what about pre/post match interviews? be interesting to see if whytes spine holds out or the lure of the filthy lucre kicks in. draw for me,utd win replay. green jhedi

I think we will win on Sunday 2 nil or 2 nil Jed! I wouldnt actually mind if Jelavic were to go just as long as we replace him. His heart hasn't been at Rangers all season I think his head has been constantly turned by the speculation.

Billyboy1

2nil or 2nil. Your sticking ur neck out there bud!
Bboy its too easy to extract the .....
CB ; )

Meant 2 nil or 2 1 thought that would have been obvious it was a typing error?

Billyboy1

I see you've not got the nads to ask the questions on your own page Liam

Bhaldrick

30 Jan 2012 08:17:53
for every IOU rangers put up we will spend out £5....col

30 Jan 2012 00:37:42
Did you know the last time Celtic won the treble... we beat Kilmarnock in the final of the league cup. 3-0 2000-2001 on the 18th march same day the final is this year. Only one Neil Lennon

Yes it may be an omen, but fairs fair Mrs E posted it first bud.
Cb

30 Jan 2012 00:09:59
Dont know about any1 else but I dont think Izaguirre has looked comfortable since he's came back. Dont just not tracking back for the goal 2day. Just dont think he looks ready. The time scale for his injury was 4-6 months. He's been in full training since December and I know he's had a few bounce games but I just feel he good do with another few before he plays again. I luv the guy and I want to see him back to his best. I think he's came back in 2 soon. Ledley does fine at left back.

Drew {Ed007's Note - I said that today about Izaguirre Drew. Maybe a rest would do him a power of good.}

Defo didn't look in any way at all comfortable, clearly unfit also.
Wee rest n well see him back to his best hopefully
Cb