Celtic Banter Archive April 30 2012

 

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30 Apr 2012 21:21:56
gers best supporters in world ,my arse ,what have they raised for the fighting fund £400,000 . come on best fans in world fling in a couple o giros laughing my hairy ass off jimmctim

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I was at game yesterday , spend easy in excess of a grand a season, dont trust dingwall to run a piss up in a brewery still pledged 200 notes though, i would like to think that yes i am the best supporter in the world along with another 40 thousand season ticket holders , im not whining .... p.s i work my balls off mostly freelance h+s never had a giro in my life... bet u werent even at ur home game yesterday.
craig+babybear {Ed007's Note - Every time you post Craig I gain a bit more respect for you. Why are Rangers fans following Dingwall? He really is just an idiot looking for a village and embarrassing. Rangers fans need to get rid of him and at least get someone half intelligent as their 'spokesman'. Babybear is a lucky 'bhoy' to have you teaching him :-) I am not much about the H&S thing now but still keep in touch with it, if you leave an e-mail I will forward on anything I can for you no probs. And nobody will get your e-mail, we don't pass them on to anyone.}

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Yes was at game like every home game this season , and half of the away games , its banter mate , yous had yer time when celtic were in sh**t , deal with it ,your clubs skint boo hoo , lol

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As i said mate im not whineing i, we are just cracking on with it be it spl or div 3.... cheers ed will do

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30 Apr 2012 19:32:37
RFC 2013 Line up -
Naismith, Naifuture, Naiclass, Naimoney, Naistadium, Naihope, Naitrophies, Naiprospects, Naifans, Naimanager, Naiplayers

:-) {Ed007's Note - Naismith????....Naichance

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30 Apr 2012 19:14:51
Thought they might have played "Walk Away" by Franz Ferdinand yesterday-nice lyric.

Paddy Malarkey

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30 Apr 2012 19:10:21
The old Firm will still play football
and it will still be a great game of
passion.

however RFC will no longer be there
but the newCo will with the old fans.

Will be good to see RFC go.

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30 Apr 2012 17:59:42
i dont mind if rangers survive,as long as the fans disapeared,we all have bigots at our clubs,but not the 99 per cent that follow rangers i think i speak for all neutral fans ,CHEERIO

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Thanks fur that wee craigo,wull miss ye sun

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What a lot of b****cks. As a catholic Rangers fan I can assure that 99% of Rangers fans are bigoted.

You obviously don't have any mates who are Rangers fans......

TTG

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Your full o it ,you sure scot brown never tackled you when you were younger you must have had a knock on the heed, and the only reason your a catholic blue nose is you must have been one o they stupid wee glory hunters when yous were cheating 9 in a row ,one other thing get it right up ya , lol

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Shame all just can not follow the football {Ed007's Note - A lot of people on both sides do now.}

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TTG im asuming you missed out the word not there? if not are you agreeing that 99% are bigots? Dont think that myself but would argue that there are a larger number of bigots than other clubs that claim to support rangers, this however is just opinion and what i have witnessed, no facts to back it up tho so could be wrong! as there are those who claim to be celtic fans that dall into the same bracket.

Evinguu

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30 Apr 2012 16:53:47
here ed wee sally wiz well turnt oot yisturday wint he s**t that flowur in hiz lapel looked like sumthin oot springy simitry(jist behind the cawdur vaults) here the only vaultin thit wiz dun in ther wiz owur the baur,her wae aw they easturn your a peein'z in sighthull they cood huv namet it the cawdur pole vaulturs

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30 Apr 2012 16:41:15
here ed av been doon tae that cadogan st the day fur ma check up n the bam pit oan ma sik line " wee pat suffurs fae an incurabul bout ah daftniss,n also hiz the furst sinez ah tube dizeez!" thatl dae me ed, mind you ah stull stuk the heed oan um fur hiz cheek ed ,
welllll he ekspects it nooo,
here its amazin jist how much gubbin the currints kin pit ah wee spring in yur limp, oh soorrrie ed a sade ah widnae menshun that wurd agh betur hop it,
am aff tae the secund haun shoap dae ye need anythin, ah leg ? n erum/a coat, ah burd?
a secund haun????????? hooky

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30 Apr 2012 16:34:00
oh aaayyyyeee ma mooth iz awfy dryyyyy,
here ed whit de ye sujjest fur a hingowur?
a hare ae the dug? last time ah dun that the polis haunlur bootit me in the haw maws mind you hiz missus wiz a bit ae ah dug mrs panda,here ah kin jist here they 2 oot in edimbru sayin " take that bak thats an insult tae pandas ya middun"
in a chinees aksent
here ed whits happenin wae satans littul helpurs the daey thuv hid mer bids thin £ 1m drap, here ah hate that cow she looks like tam cowuns arse ( ah wid imajin)
ahl let you be the judj ae that ed nudge nudge,wank wank!ah kin feel ah wakenin in ma loins ed whits the numbur ae thet sperm bank agane, oh n a jiffy bag, ( ps thats nuthin tae dae wae time ed)

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30 Apr 2012 13:52:22
So the blue knights have made another bid for the Ra@~ers, personally I dont think Michael Knight and Kit could rescue them now..........

CeltStu

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Aye,murrays cashed his giro

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30 Apr 2012 13:18:41
Man Utd dressing room b4 KO on Monday. 'Right lads we should've had this title wrapped up but we've been sloppy. We can't let these blue c**ts snatch it now because they'll never let us live it down. They stung us on the Munich anniversary & stuffed us 6-1. I don't care what you do punch, elbow, push, pull, kick or dive get the f*** out there & get it done!' At this point Ferguson steps in 'Cheers ref I'll take it from here!'. Sorry ed lol bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - With CFC and Madrid both winning 3-0, I am toying with betting 3-0 to Utd, and I am not a gambler. This is going to bite my bum later, I just know it :-)

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Ed...i'm going to do it for you. 40/1 in William Hill. A wee sneaky though that Man City might score esp at its at their midden ~ Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I wouldn't advise it!!! Gambling is not my strong point :-)

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Just for your info..Man City to win 6-1 is 250/1 ;-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Isn't there some ironing or housework you should be doing? :-)

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No...I have a man friday for those kind of duties :-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - These older ladies and their wicked ways......I don't know, really!! :-)

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Sorry Ed, but i cannae see past a City win tonight. They got th bit between their teeth at the mo. Hope for your sake Tevez doesnt come back and haunt you........but i think he might.

Joeshmo1888 {Ed007's Note - Well the £5 bet has been placed........And Tevez could haunt Scooby Doo into retirement!!!}

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Here you big boyyyy thats ma job bitin yur bum, n blowin big fluffy rasperies oan it, my lovin hunk justin, fae justin n justoot, interior designurs tae the stars dddaaaaahling
(oh n sumtimes that wee ratbag pat, oh he makes our skin creep,& he smells)
but dont tell him we sade that edd my first love,ooooohhh if ah had drawurs oan ahd whip them afff {Ed007's Note - I thought that was Vera that bit me there?? Was that you in drag again Patricia??}

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Midden midden iz it ed ye nevur telt me thit the auld manu v citeeee wiz it yoor hoose, big snake hips,
ah say snake hips cos yur skins like a fkn reids suite thits been left too neer ah fire

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How very dare ye moniepinnies wee duracell

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30 Apr 2012 01:51:04
Hi Ed just a wee Q for ya, will rangers still have a forum if they go 3rd Division,.,.kbarry {Ed007's Note - Of course they will. It might be a two-um with cutbacks but it will exist.}

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Kb forum forum mer like foreskin,hhhhheeeeehaaaawwww

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30 apr 2012 00:10:44
fiver on mulgrew at 16/1 and fiver on 3-0 at 12/1 thank you bet fred

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I had a tenner on mulgrew and 3-1 damn those pesky huns . here ed do you think I would have a case for taking them to court for loss of earnings as I have lost on on about 1500 quid. lol .

ps I think I would force liquidation if I won my case lol

hail hail

Marco1888 {Ed007's Note -

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I take it you said no lol

hail hail

Marco1888

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29 Apr 2012 23:41:10
Well off to kip,shattered! Getting to auld for this all day drinking then rangers game! ED,going to the utd v city game tomorrow first time,who to support though? hmmm. haha...............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Have a blast mate, and if you don't cheer on the Reds, you're banned from here. If you get lost just put 'Council House Manchester' into Google Map and it will show you the way lol (that is 100% true). Remember who was nearly Manchester Celtic and Sh###y's origins and where their blue top came from ;-)

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ED007;haha! Need to try that with the sat nav!Just fuelling up with strong black coffee so the wife cant drive! She reckoned the best way was to go through Edinburgh to the A1! And she wonders why i never let her drive.........green jhedi

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Here jed if ye hid telt me thit ye wur gaun away ah wid huv keptman eye oan yur hoose fur ye like last time?

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