Celtic Banter Archive September 02 2012

 

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02 Sep 2012 19:35:33
Just watched a few clips on sell out tube of the 2 new strikers they both look not too bad decent finishers maybe give some players a kick up the arse. Have you seen anything of the big ch? ed what do you think of the signings? good job wae site as usual HH {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate.I think the board could have done a lot more to help NL. I would put money on it that none of the players brought in, with the possible exception of Ambrose, were anywhere on any list NL had of possible signings. If they were it wouldn't have took to the final day of the window (and beyond) to bring them in.}

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I would agree with Ed007 but this time I think the signings are reasonable I have a feeling Victor will leave us for hopefully a big pay check. In January and Ambrose sounds like a similar player also think the forwards will do a job for us. In these hard times we have to be a little thrifty though we are known for that when we should not be. Mon the Hoops
Bobby

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Agree with ed here but think we might have 2 not 2 bad players here.i know they not got the best pedigree but peeps need 2 get noticed somewhere n they came from a good league unlike kayal izzy vic mulgrew and so on we are from an average league and need 2 take n try the best we can some work some don't 2 ultimately make money.its all good lo as it could b worse we could b zombies hail hail
Cha67
Cha67

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Great minds bobby
Cha67

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I've only seen a little bit of Ambrose on You Tube, he does look like a decent defender, but he looks a prospect, but i'm not sure he's the CB we require. He WILL compliment Mulgrew, Mulgrew will be the ball player and Ambrose the tackler.

The forwards look decent, they're stats don't look good and we aint heard of them.....but Suttons stats were that poor Desmont said he didn't want him, leaving O'Neil to reply "am i the manager.....or are you!". Also we may not have heard of Lassad or Miku, but had most folk heard of Lubo, Petrov Larsson, Izzy or Vic!

We have Twardzik, Watt, Fraser, Irvine, and McGeough to come through!

Our squad includes some quality youngsters and they're getting the chance to play, week in week out. Plus they have the opportunity to play in Europe against some of the best teams on our continent.

Some armageddon eh folks!! I for one am delighted to be a Celtic fan, especially when most of my family are from the dark side. I used to walk into work or family gatherings and cringe when anyone spoke of football. Now i hold my head high, and talk of the great future our country has.

There's a great feeling in Scottish football right now, fans feel like they are being listened to. They feel like the cheating that has plagued our game has been eradicated.

The future is bright in Scotland.......get along to as many games as you can whether it be at Celtic Park, Easter Road or Somerset Park.

DazzaBhoy

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02 Sep 2012 20:31:41
Not sure if this will get posted or not since it's not a rumour but why would Getafe loan out their star striker?

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Maybe trying To reduce there wage bill or maybe he wanted a move

Hail hail

Marco1888

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What no Miku or lassad

Hail hail

Marco1888 {Ed007's Note - ?}

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Possible something to do with the economic meltdown in spain

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02 Sep 2012 18:38:50
Boenisch is a free agent having let his contract run down and played that poorly during the UEFA Euro 2012 that VfB Stuttgart withdrew their contract offer, citing lack of performance as the reason for their action.On 6 August 2012, Boenisch was handed a trial at English Premier League side Stoke City and started a pre-season friendly for the club against Torquay United and Yeovil Town. However his trial was unsuccessful and he was not offered a contract by Stoke.

MurphyBhoy88

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Sounds just like what we need!
stevo dundee

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So is that is what it's come down to? Signing players who failed to impress in a pre season game at Torquay? Think I'd rather we didn't sign anyone else if they are not good enough to pull on the hoops. Free agents are normally free for a reason.

BigRab

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02 Sep 2012 18:12:27
so the best team ever in history had 49,000 at their first home league game. for their second home ame it's down to 46,000. so thats 3,000 walked away already, and remember with kids and o.a.p. prices they pay an average of about £12. mind you watchng that dross every week mr green must be laughing up his sleeve that so many of them were stupid enough to pay up front. looking forward to their next home game 43,000?? shamrock

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Meant to say congratulations on reaching the dizzy height of third in the third division.

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Still more than at your park! What happened to your your rally call for bums on seats and the goalfest you predicted for yesterday?? Fail fail

Gavla

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Gavla, your a moron on your own page, don't bring that over here! Yes this is a banter page, and unlike your Ed, our Ed posts comments like yours!

Is it not time you started to worry about how your going to beat a decent SPL team IF you meet them in the cup? Should you not be worrying how long it will take your new club to compete with Celtic! And how long will it take you to get back up to the SPL?

We will see if your club still has 40,000 turning up on a wednesday night in mid november? Or will it be like the Falkirk game, 26,000? The novelty will wear off soon and your "loyal" fans will sit at home rather than pay £16 to watch two crap teams play each other....... whilst your doing that 60,000 Celtic fans will be watching Celtic play some of the best in Europe. But of course they wont be playing on the same night......your insignificant game will be moved to another night!

Hail Hail Galva son!

DazzaBhoy

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Dazza. You're a disgrace.
Our ed publishes your rubbish all the time,so stop trying to make out he doesn't.
If you've got something to say say it,but stop telling porkies. I'll let you off on this occasion but any more nonsense and i'll be letting Ed039 know about your shenanigans. Theres a good bhoy. lol
P.O.B.

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I'm a disgrace P.O.B.....think your needing to look in the mirror.

Your Ed doesn't put half the posts half the posts about your "troubles", is he trying to soften the blow for your wee eyes! Incidentally a few months ago that very same Ed replied that my posts are usually fair.....not the rubbish you claim i spout.

It's a banter page son personal insults aint banter, and you certainly wouldn't be brave enough to say that face to face! Your but a keyboard gangster son.......

Away back to your 3rd division page. Did the schools not go back last week anyway, or have you finally left!

Back to you BIGMAN

DazzaBhoy

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No reply POB or are you away grassing me up to Ed039?

DazzaBhoy

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Dazzabhoy Ignore that **** pob he is not worth the breath son,btw i think he may come from Endor
Tambhoy ( original )

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02 Sep 2012 15:01:01
here ed av jist hid a fone call fae ma bestist pals sammy the sash n ronnie the ranjur,who huv jist landit it emsturdam airport which is in dutchland by the waeay rite?
so thuv went tae the neerist brothul n the madum says tae thum
"whits yur preferuncis lads anythin tickle yur fancy?
wee sammy sade " aye hen am lookin fur a wee stumpy burd aboot 4 fit 6 wae a humpf wan eye a big scar doon the side ae hur face,& shes baldy & a f***y thit looks like its been cuught oan a coat hingur?
oh she says so yur lookin fur sumthin a bit kinky eh?"
naw says big ronnie hes lookin fur his sistur?
whit?

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02 Sep 2012 15:44:14
be interesting to see how jos hooiveld does today against the red devils. shamrock

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02 Sep 2012 13:59:52
Had a look through the previous posts and couldn't see anyone going on about this - apologies if it's already been mentioned. What is the story with the late registration of Templeton? I think this absolutely stinks of an old club over Govan way that used to cheat to gain an unfair advantage. A new club from the same area are reporting that they registered a player before the deadline that all the other teams had to stick to, but with 5 mins before the deadline (and the paperwork still not sent in) 'the computer system crashed'. I find this totally unbelievable. Charlie Green has the Scottish football authorities terrified to stand against them as demonstrated by their failure to punish him and the new club's charismatic and dignified manager. I'm not in the least surprised at the new club's belief that they can break the rules to gain an unfair advantage, but are we back to the days of Jim Farrie where the authorities are in cahoots with them?

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It crossed my mind too was looking to see if any players managed to get in or out during the time of this supposed crash boca had a hold up and it was thought they where holding off for that deal to go through first

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Smells that way doesn't it?
Then Nimmo- Smith gives them a meaningless one year transfer ban for crimes only one level below match fixing. Which wasn't a legal punishment but suspension and thrown out of association football is.
Now the very same Nimmo-Smith is put in charge by the SFA into EBT and registration of players illegally for the 12 years of the spl. Stinks!

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02 Sep 2012 00:05:00
That Lassad's goal scoring record is 29 goals in 140 games, this will be waste just like stokes banguru

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Stokes has scored plenty of goals

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I trust Neil Lennon, I watched this guy Lassad on youtube last night and he's very skillfull for a tall guy, got some strike on him too, he's a free and not too old at 26, Neil knows what he's doing, 2-2 draw with Hibs is nothing to worry about, we haven't got into gear yet and when we do we will destroy every spl team. gazmc1888 :)

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Hes scored 45 in 142, which isnt bad for playing in Spain. Hes a target man who looks decent and will bring the other dimension we need to our attack. You just arent happy that hes not costing us £5m

Mikey Bhoy

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Give the lad a chance, he hasn't even signed yet and your writing him off. johnbhoy79

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Lassad will sign if he passes medical
Bobby

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Was the original poster expecting Rooney, Van Persie or Ronaldo to walk into Pardise.....you've seen a few stats and dont rate him.....what did you think of Lubo or Larsson when you spotted there stats? Sutton didn't score much at Chelsea, but did at Paradise!

Lets not fool ourselves we may have quality players, but we will be selling them on. The days of us signing players for big money and being able to keep them are well gone!

We must place our trust in John Park and Lenny finding us quality from foriegn soil.....Izzaguirre....Kayal....Wanyama.....Hooper

Lets give Miku, Lassad and Ambrose a chance before slating their stats!

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01 Sep 2012 23:40:59
c'mon ed no time to sleep you need to be parkhead campin out with a camera making shure all of us are first to know.

MurphyBhoy88 {Ed007's Note - I have hardly slept for weeks, my G/F is in a bad mood with me because I haven't been spending time with her, and don't even ask about the wife.}

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Good one ed.pmsl

Jungle Bhoy.

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Now now, we don't do cheatin' ;-)

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Is it true that the Ed's have the highest percentage of divorce rates after football agents?

BigRab {Ed007's Note - Only if they are stupid enough to get caught ;-) Our wives know all about our 3G lifestyle, glitz, glamour and groupies! And with that I am being dragged to my in-laws for dinner lol}

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