Celtic Banter Archive May 02 2017

 

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02 May 2017 22:15:41
I thought in a sell on clause it was a % of the profit from the sale of a player. So if VVD goes for £50m we get 10% of £41m which would be £4.1m? Still a decent chunk o change right enough.

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02 May 2017 23:34:47
He went for nearer £13m I'm sure.

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03 May 2017 09:29:16
Definitely nearer £13m. £3.5m is a tidy wee sum! :)

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02 May 2017 21:19:34
That laddie that was found on a surf board 13 miles off the coast and taken to Belfast Royal was fae Airdrie and at school wae ma laddie-seemingly his first question was 'What thd feck was the score? ' 😂👍☘️.

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02 May 2017 21:18:26
guys does anyone know this possible stat.
if Armstrong scores against St Johnstone and Aberdeen, he sets a record having scored against every team . is that correct?

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{Ed007's Note - I read that somewhere over the last couple of days so I'm assuming it's true, Peter.}

02 May 2017 22:56:05
Thx Ed.

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{Ed007's Note - If we're in the lead I'd be letting him take any penalties in both of those matches.}

02 May 2017 23:10:24
Just said the exact same thing to my son, as it was him who posed the question.

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{Ed007's Note - I'd imagine the players will do their best to help him without going overboard and risking the match result. It's quite an achievement imo and off the top of my head I've no idea who the last player to do it was - Henke? Just because it was Henke I'll guess him lol.}

02 May 2017 21:10:59
(1) Player of the year for me Scott Brown (2) Manager of the year Mark Warbuton or Brendan Rodgers and (3) fud of the year either Donald Trump or Kenny Miller. ☘️.

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02 May 2017 17:52:23
Scott Brown is not among the POTY nominations. What is that all about? And how anyone from any other club made either nomination is beyond me.

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02 May 2017 18:20:35
The honest truth is that Celtic players are so far ahead of any opponent in Scotland for consistency, skill and class. The bottom line is we have had several players who have excelled all season, while others have had purple patches at important times of the season keeping the standards and performances at an all-time high and there could have been at least six or seven nominated for their efforts.

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02 May 2017 18:40:00
Just heard them joke about broonys omission . Says it's cool, he is going to appeal 😂😂 as for Hayes inclusion? Celtic players can't vote for each other! So this? And players who couldn't bring themselves to vote for any Celtic player ( anyone but Celtic ) made johnny Hayes the best of the rest.

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02 May 2017 21:19:13
Please tell me there isny any sevco players nominated.

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03 May 2017 00:50:46
Waghorn.

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03 May 2017 00:50:54
Sorry!

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02 May 2017 15:00:30
If we can't keep Roberts I would love Brendan to go for tom cairney from Fulham as a replacement, think the boy would be a tremendous player for us .

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02 May 2017 15:09:58
Tom cairney would cost more than paddy mate! And he plays centre mid!

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02 May 2017 21:15:41
Has the skill to play wide of the midfield 4 but we are also short at cm, as for cost, have no idea what his contract situation is or how much Fulham would be looking for .

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02 May 2017 14:05:58
What about ruddy as real compition for the number one position since being released?

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02 May 2017 14:57:38
Ruddy, used to be a very good goalie, think he might be wanting a big wage.

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02 May 2017 15:18:04
We have no chance! Our neighbours have already started spending the whiskey tycoons millions by snapping up all the players released by Norwich 😂😂😂😂.

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02 May 2017 15:58:23
Del Boy I think they have prioritised Miguel veloso and balotelli first 😂.

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02 May 2017 17:12:35
There's just to many of them over there played to many games of Fifa by the way! Some of the drivel they come out with is unbelievable! He's Portuguese so let's go for veloso, he's managed Weiss so let's go for him! Supposedly his god son or something is a centre half so guess who they want as there new centre half! It's embarrassing! 😂😂😂😂.

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{Ed007's Note - Have they still not twigged that Rashid Sumaila isn't really Pedro's godson or even that he isn't actually an Al-Gharafa player - he's on loan from Al-Qadisiya?
And ffs don't mention work permits for all these undiscovered Qatari and Mexican gems that Pedro will know of.}

02 May 2017 16:47:57
and a late bid for virgil lol.

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02 May 2017 17:40:02
They really do live in there own wee world ED! And thank fook for that lol! It's cringeworthy some of the names they come away with honestly! 🙈😱😂😂.

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{Ed007's Note - Delusional doesn't even cover it.}

02 May 2017 20:30:42
Delusional give it a half hour Ed and Union Jack will be on asking you if he is anywhere near as good as big Jozo :-p.

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{Ed007's Note - Weiss will soon sort Jozo out.... (rofl) Well Kenny Miller won't be going near him again.}

02 May 2017 11:10:21
I was about the rags selling of our whole team including manager but I see fellow posters have already said there peace. Not surprise so will just move on to another topic - Virgil Van Dijk. Looks like he will go in the summer for over 50mill which is a bargain considering the price of John Stones. The more important thing tho is that 5million Plus we will receive in a sell on 😀👌. That should get us a good quality player for relatively free. I'm sure that will go down well in the rags 😂👌. Only the Scottish press can winge about a club being run correctly and moan about us having to much finances 👍. HH.

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02 May 2017 12:15:26
It's only natural that our players will attract attention after a season like this but until a club offers hard cash then let them look (and let the press write) all they want.

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02 May 2017 10:59:02
Watched Saturday's humiliation on TV and the highlights a few times but I never saw the moron coming on the pitch to confront Scott Brown - maybe it happened when I was celebrating and I missed it?
When did it happen and why has it not been mentioned in the media?
Another mystery was that Lustig seemed to be yellow carded after he scored although he never left the field of play or removed his shirt completely after he scored.
Lastly - and more significantly; how can a team as bad as them finish in the top six?

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02 May 2017 11:36:18
Don't think they can show it mate as it could jeopardise any legal proceedings!

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02 May 2017 13:03:06
During the game sly said the was a fracas on the the pitch but the cameras never cut to it . The commentators mentioned it . But no footage shown? They zoom in on pigeons landing on the pitch from every angle but not an attempted assault? Think after last year's coverage of the cup final they bottled showing their fans at it again .

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02 May 2017 18:40:08
It's all tv companies policy not to show idiots on the pitch as it encourages more idiots to do the same and get thier 15 minutes of fame. Not much could be done at cup final yas there were so many idiots they had to show them. Lustig was booked as he lifted his shirt and covered up the sponsors name which is not allowed
#happytohelp 😂.

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02 May 2017 20:08:45
Thanks Edg I didn't know about the sponsorship rule.

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02 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Tweet of the year 😂😂

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02 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Sevco's best attack in 1-5 ibrokes humiliation

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02 May 2017 09:19:30
Well I can't say I'm shocked this morning to see the Scottish hacks trying to sell off our players! Armstrong is wanted big jozo is wanted dembele is offski and even though Brendan has just signed a new deal he still won't be with us for long! Utter desperation and printing Shoite they wish would happen but won't! Really is quite pathetic! It really does cut deep the thought of the champs dominating for years to come. well get used to it because that's exactly what's happening!

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02 May 2017 10:38:43
It's all they have left to cling onto rather than print (or even contemplate) the truth about their own shambolic fake club or the finger-pointing fiasco at the trial of wee Craigie.
The sevco street salesmen outside the asbestos dome are even selling five year calendars so they can cross off Brendan's contract a day at a time ha ha ha.

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02 May 2017 14:33:09
The article I laughed at most was Broony and Hendo's short video clip in the car on the way home from the game on Saturday and the DR are running an article on the breaches of road safety they committed. Even got a direct quote from a director of a road safety charity condemning the two of them! Absolute cretins.

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02 May 2017 15:24:53
They always seem to find away to shock us with new lows and complaints! did any one hear bfdj last nite! Foaming at the mouth at how broony looked over his shoulder, raised the point of his elbow! And intentionally tried to injure Kenny miller? Went as far as screaming " Vincent luney " should be reviewing the incident and taking action! Only for the panel to laugh n tell him luney hasn't been on the review panel for years 😂😂😂😂😂.

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02 May 2017 17:37:41
He never said a word when that horrible cretin Millar tried to break SA's legs.
Must admit bfdj did get his prediction about the game correct, after the sf and a caller talking about how Celtic strolled it, he said "you can bet you bottom dollar that won't happen at ibrox on Saturday" your rite mate, it was easier much easier. lol.

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