Celtic Banter Archive July 02 2011

02 Jul 2011 22:32:55
Now, though, the 27-year-old claims 'advanced negotiations' have taken place with a European team, but he has been instructed to contain his excitement.

This story is on sky sports about about Aldo De Nigris
Could the team he's talking about be Celtic Let's hope so

He said: "There is a very advanced negotiation with a European team that is interested in me. They have seen me in action during the Gold Cup and have sent a proposal to Monterrey.

'Important'

"I can't say the name of the team, the only thing that I can say is that it belongs to a very important European league, one of the most important ones.

"It's a team that has the chance to play in the Europa League next year. I can't say the name of the team because I have been asked not to.

Good Morning ED007 want to share my experiences yesterday morning (saturday) in Glasgow city centre went in early 9:00am to get in and out before orange walk, saw a nun about 4 feet nothing about 80 years old collecting for charity, I said she picked a bad day to be in Glasgow she just said she was doing "GOD'S WORK" I wished her a good day and as i walked away some idiot shouted abuse at her she looked calmy at him and BLESSED HIM, what class I can just imagine this moron in court "but your honour she "BLESSED ME AGGRESSIVELY" Tony, Billyboy i dont care what religion you are when you see courage like this nun it makes you feel humble. My surreal morning got even better in Bath Street there is a Sikh Temple and as chance would have it a Sikh wedding was taking place just yards from Blysthwood Square were all the orangemen were gathering anyway the groom came down the street on a WHITE HORSE (honest) I was waiting on some orangemen to shout "Hoi that's OUR TRADEMARK All above ACTUALLY happened yesterday Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Morning Tim}

02 Jul 2011 20:11:45
right guys off to watch the hay fight catch you all tomorow

hope the ppl next door dont mind me watching through thier window cant afford sky for paying season ticket for castle greyskull lol

see ya

Tony {Ed007's Note - Have a good night Tony, and remember to cheer on Vlad. Don't let Hayes flag hook you in ;-)

Feck vlad he is a borat robot haye all the way

Ed007, Tony going to watch ex Celtic manager Davie Hay in his new career, I am just back from Glasgow Green were i made FORTUNE with my Foot Spa Treatments Goodnight Timalloy

Hey Tony just bumped into Sally in Sauchiehall Street told me he got a fish supper for Lafferty I said "you got a BARGAIN there" night Timalloy

02 Jul 2011 19:55:16
Ed honest opinion who is the better keeper Forster or Alexander {Ed007's Note - I would choose Forster, he is young and look at his record. Alexander is a good GK but I would not like him as my teams No.1. He is nowhere near McGregor IMO}

This one i have to disagree on Ed as like most other rangers fans we dont want to lose mcgregor but if he went and we got good money for him we have seen enough to know that Alexander is more than capable of stepping into his shoes as for forster he is a bit slow at getting to ground for low shots .


Tony {Ed007's Note - You have seen him more than me Tony, so I will respect that opinion mate}

Alexander stopped the pens when we went to the Europa league final.And played in other big Euro games that year to.He is a very good keeper.Glad that we have him.Just a shame that he will never make the Scotland squad anymore, being the number 2.But then again Turner did, the ex Everton keeper.He is a free still I think.Maybe Celtic should look at him, he is a big tall keeper.I do not think he has signed for Preston yet.

02 Jul 2011 19:52:07
Haye fight on myp2p.eu then click on other sports troops. Enjoy. Haye to k.o klitchsco in the 8th

02 Jul 2011 19:27:07
hy Miko yer man wannabe or whatever his name is is subject to work permit so as yet he is not a celtic player and as for the clowns that dont rate alexander is this because of his goal keeping skills or the fact hes a rangers player i think the later,

Ed you say shay given is a true celtic fan and i believe you but just like all these other high paid players who suposedly love celtic and rangers when it comes to money thats their first love ppl like Given, Gattuso, Keane have made that much money from football they could easily take a pay cut or work for nowt if they realy love the clubs that much.

robbie keane loved celtic wage packet more than he ever loved the club.

Tony {Ed007's Note - I totally agree Tony, money talks more than loyalty or any allegiance}

02 Jul 2011 19:04:11
listen ed ahm pure ragin so ah um ave jist spent 4 hours ae an 8 hour lie in tryin tae work oot a CHANT FUR THE WEE ISRAELI BOAY, so ah came up wae " theres only wan omer damari, ah think is das goat a cash n carry , only fur sellik tae ditch the wee d**k that lawel gonnae get wan oan the chin ed ahm tellin ye
pat fae the possilpark area.( but no nesisarily saracen rite )
hee haw.............. {Ed007's Note - Bonkers as ever Pat :-)

Was Damari on Lenny's "official" or "provisional" list? Just a thought Timalloy

02 Jul 2011 16:52:40
Sorry 2 bother u Ed.Could u tell the rangers Ed
2 get his finger out his arse and sort out the
server problem. Can't post and look at replies-
get sent 2 a sponsered links page.I thought we
were moving 2 a new server because the old one
could not cope with all these new players we are
going 2 sign Good luck for second place .
CHEERS.
Tim the billy. {Ed007's Note - It depends on the area you live, the site should be up and running for everyone shortly, sorry for any inconvenience it has caused}

Ed007 other site looks back on now just looked but not being updated regularly last update time 16.02 hope that helps Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Ok thanks Tim}

02 Jul 2011 15:29:37
ref

Hi Kevbhoy thanks for your comments, getting back to football matters who do you think we will sign goalkeeper wise we seem to be looking at every position except goalie? Me Given would be great but obviously money would be a big factor but if Lenny is seriously looking at Bellamy should that money not be directed towards Given. Heard a wee squeek about thomas cerny of hamilton he would cheap option but is he any better than Zaluska.? Timalloin

my honest oppinion is thomas cerny is the third best goal keeper in scotland behind mcgregor and alexander and im surprised hes still with hamilton if mcGregor was sold i would want alexander and cerny fighting for the no 1 jersey at rangers.

tony

Heard rumours from mates down in sheffield that we're being linked with paddy kenny of qpr used to be sheff united keeper

Is Paddy Kenny any good, not seen much of him?....Miko

Haha Alexander 2nd best in Scotland? Dream on I'd put Randolph in front of Cerni IMO but still both not good enough for 1st choice at Celtic

Kenny just had a great season for qpr

Alexander 2nd best lol, what a belter of a claim, the guy hardly plays

02 Jul 2011 15:04:15
Not to worry hoops fans celtic didn't play all first team players to start an its our first game in over a month

James1888

Here james1888 why you making excuses everyone with a brain knows Pre-season friendlies are just that friendlies the out come of the game is meaningless its only played for fittnes and team gelling. anyone who thinks the outcome would be the same if it were not a friendly is delusional.( remember i said this if we get beat during pre season games and u lot try and give me a roasting)


Tony

The 1st game is in 19 days moron not over a month so what u talking about

Tony I was actually going to put bet on mariners because of travelling, jet lag and lack of fitness but could not bet against Bhoys, yes these games are all about getting up to speed Timalloy

02 Jul 2011 14:31:13
{Ed007's Note - There is a short report on todays game in the CFC News section}

02 Jul 2011 14:04:43
so mr desmond says lenny gets hassle cause he's a ginger.the celtic owner couldn't be a mason could he?
Beary knuckly

02 Jul 2011 13:50:27
right guy of to take the wife shopping take care

one more thing for the guys who dont know what im all about you can call me anthing you like use the h word manky one, castle grey skull dark forces etc and i wont be offended but calling me a Biggot now thats offensive

Tony {Ed007's Note - Enjoy your shopping trip Tony}

02 Jul 2011 13:27:13
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Tony I agree with your comments last year i wore poppy to parkhead and some idiots ( only 2) had a go at me but I explained my grandfather was on HMS Hood and was killed fighting for these idiots to be free to mouth off and that was why i wore poppy although i should not have had to justify myself was glad when all Celtic fans around shouted these morons down timalloy

hey Tim we seem to have more in common than you think my Maternal granfather was a leading seamen on HMS Hood he also lost his life serving his country


Tony

I think most of us have probably had relatives who fought and/or died for their country. I have. We all have our opinions on certain things ie Ireland, blah blah blah but at the end of the day these people put their lives at risk for us everyday and the least we can do is appreciate it.
Kevbhoy

Hi tony from what I know my grandfather was a stoker aboard Hood and never had a chance. Just watched "sink the bismark" the other day and it was quite emotional knowing real people died that day timalloy

Hi Kevbhoy thanks for your comments, getting back to football matters who do you think we will sign goalkeeper wise we seem to be looking at every position except goalie? Me Given would be great but obviously money would be a big factor but if Lenny is seriously looking at Bellamy should that money not be directed towards Given. Heard a wee squeek about thomas cerny of hamilton he would cheap option but is he any better than Zaluska.? Timalloy

Puts things into perspective m8 my grandmother remaried and before she died her and my granda no2 used to fight like cat and dog and she used to tell him if it was not for that Bas*ard hitler i would have never married you his reply was always granda joe (no 1) had a fuc*ing lucky escape. i used to pi55 myself laughing.

any way back to the serious stuff see you got humped again lol


Tony

Tony to show I am not bitter when i die i want 10,000 orangemen to walk over my grave - I AM GETTING BURIED AT SEA Ouch Timalloy

Ed007 after I posted my joke i realised it could offend some people if so i apologise Timalloy {Ed007's Note - It offended me Tim, it was pretty s***e :-) If that is offensive to anyone they really shouldn't be on a banter site}

Cheers Ed007 I know you LOVE my jokes this one cannot harm anyone ( I Hope)
coming home from pub one night I took shortcut through cemetry and fell in a freshly dug grave tried for 2 hours to climb out before giving up exhausted and settled down till daylight, 30 minutes later another drunk fell in grave and tried to clamber up steep sides I tapped him on the shoulder and said "you'll never make it pal" HE DID
Timalloy {Ed007's Note - ????}

02 Jul 2011 13:19:39
is there any news about a new keeper being signed yet?

02 Jul 2011 13:08:48
Alright ed hope your well on this fine day, what was our score today? And scorers, if any. Thanks
jamie mac(done in, up all night with wee jamie mac) {Ed007's Note - I'm fine Jamie thanks, hope the wee man feels better soon. We got beat 1-0, there was no video of it, only audio. Sounded a very drab affair TBH}

02 Jul 2011 13:04:46
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Tony just been on your site Ed0010 noticeable by his absence Ed001 is covering hence balnced coverage just now. just a thought perhaps Ed0010 is enjoying some fresh air and a wee "jaunt" round Glasgow just now timalloy {Ed007's Note - I can assure you he is isn't Tim, and Ed001 is away on family business for the day so it will be other Eds on there (not me, I don't have access to edit the Rangers site}

cant seem to get on Tim says site is being moved

Tony {Ed007's Note -The Rangers site is being moved to a new server, it takes time and should be available to everyone as soon as possible, apologises from everyone, but we need to change servers to cope with the amount of traffic/hits we are getting. We are now Google recommended which shows how big the overall site is getting, thanks guys}

Ed007 it was Ed001 on other sight but post was timed 22.30 last night he was one who pointed out guy was an ice hockey player Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Yeah it was 001, he does have a bit of a sense of humour for an old guy :-)

02 Jul 2011 11:57:03
www.coastfm.org.au/portal/

this is a radio station u cant watch the game the comentators are rubbish though lol

02 Jul 2011 11:54:36
not a celtic rumour but if you need a laugh this morning hoops, then on the hello hello its the only song we know site, they say they are to sign a certain Mike Rupp, only for there ed to rebuff the story as it is an ice hockey team he plays for, pure dead brilliant by the way hahaha

Fake Tan man better get his "SKATES" on to get him Haha quite approriate really as Sally is on "Thin Ice" at the moment Hail hail Timalloy

Friend in america has just verified the Mike Rupp to rangers rumour that gers fans excitedly posted but if he had read on it said NEW YORK RANGERS hahaha
timalloy

02 Jul 2011 11:37:53
hey Ed why not incorporate the

Click to view these rumour replies.

option onto the banter page


Tony {Ed007's Note - We are always trying to improve the sites Tony, it is getting the time to do it all that is the problem just now}

I dont know about anyone else but i prefer the banter site this way, you can read all the stuff without clicking on just my opinion.
paddybhoy

You have a point paddy but when the likes of yourself Jamie Shaunbhoy Miko K billyboy and myself get into a disscusion/slagging match lol you end up having to search back several pages.

celtic just lost first pre seaon match sky news 1-0

Tony

Forgot to add Tim sorry m8

Tony

Tony just been on your site Ed0010 noticeable by his absence Ed001 is covering hence balnced coverage just now. just a thought perhaps Ed0010 is enjoying some fresh air and a wee "jaunt" round Glasgow just now timalloy {Ed007's Note - I can assure you he is isn't Tim, and Ed001 is away on family business for the day so it will be other Eds on there (not me, I don't have access to edit the Rangers site}

02 Jul 2011 11:05:05
ed is there anywere feeds to watch the game?

wee1888 {Ed007's Note - No, it seems to be just audio available)

02 Jul 2011 10:46:32
i do go on the rangers pages but not that often you should have seen the abuse i got because i stated that i had not used my season ticket for over 6 mnths because i was not going back till Walter Left

i think walter was a legend he won us plenty of prizes stoped the rot of le guen but none the less i didnt like or was used to the style of football being played i did realise that walter could only P*ss with the cock he had and the lack of money was a big factor but i have to travel 4 hrs to glasgow 4 back going to the games was a 12 hour day

going to the football has to be entertaining for me or it aint worth going to. nearer the end of the season it got better we started to play more attacking football with 4 4 2 we should have played that all through the season with maybe 4 5 1 away to celtic or away in europe. i hope ally plays more attacking football we have proved over the last half dozen games that not many teams can cope when we go at them. in my books the end does not justify the means.

when i posted my thoughts i was less popular than the Ant-christ and Neil Lennon lol

hey Tim if you came on these pages and posted negative comments on NL even if you were justified you would get hung m8


Tony

Morning Ed007 Tony Yes I agree with you about abuse, guy yesterday on gers site said he would not be renewing hi season ticket until he knew players were being signed, the amount of abuse that guy got and told to f..k off and ED0010 allowed was bang out of order, another guy tried to bring humour to the site by saying he would offer £250 for his £500 season ticket some morons were asking WHY? Doh he was playing whyte at his own game Tony i have to say that Ed0010 appears very blinkered only punters who agree with HIS views seem to be published no banter no humour and he allows poison replies to people who dont agree with Official Rangers Policy timalloy {Ed007's Note - Morning Tim}

TonyJust read your last sentence about neil lennon oops too late i posted a neil lennon joke last night Timalloy

Tony ur an idiot if u didnt go coz of walter smith and shows u aint a true gers fan if u think its gona be different with ally then ur making a big mistake

Ive been a rangers fan all my life m8 and i will die one if you read my post you will see i stoped going because i was not being entertained i still supported the club financialy by paying my season ticket i have renewd my season ticket again and will continue to do so till i die ,

i have great respect for walter he performed miricals with what he had to work just the fact that i personaly dont like to be too defensive dosnt make me a traitor

saying im not a true gers fan because i dare question our style of play is bang out of order m8

i also dont think british troops should be bombing gaddafi should i be taken out and hung for treason now

Tony

Tony remember all the aggro when bottles and cans rained down from terraces at back I was philosphical about this and said to nervous guy beside me why worry if your names on bottle it will hit you anyway he replied yes but I am called "TENNENT" Ouch (appropriate) Timalloy

02 Jul 2011 10:42:37
Has anyone got the game on? What website is it on? I've tried the ones one the banter page with no luck. Can anyone help? Cheers.

02 Jul 2011 10:11:44
has anyone got a site to watch the game? I can only find audio

Tried everywhere but no luck someone help please cmon the hoops

02 Jul 2011 09:32:36
ed dont no if u can help me an a gers fans has the rangers site went missing coz just goes onto the normal site for every club now ??


may the best team win this season


KA {Ed007's Note - The Rangers site is being moved to a new server, it should be up and running again at anytime, sorry}

02 Jul 2011 09:17:51
Damari deal dead on the water. In all the papers today. If Celtic are going to spend around 2 mill on a striker then go for Goodwillie at least you know he will score 20 goals a season in the spl and thats what we need.
Any good links for the game

Goodwille would never sign for Celtic. He's holding out for a move to them, straight from the horses mouth.