Celtic Banter Archive April 02 2012

02 Apr 2012 20:48:53
Said it before ill say it again
Scott Brown = Roy Keane(in his prime)
only difference is Brown is faster and can go by his man
i love to watch the guy lifting trophys {Ed007's Note - I'm a big fan of Brown but let's not get all hallucinogenic about it.}

Halo whit huv you been oan the magic mushrooms ed? {Ed007's Note - Never wee man.}

I'm a massive brown fan, love the guy, but as good as Roy keane in his prime? Don't be silly lol. Keane was one of the best central midfielders in the world for years...broony good as I think he is has a long way to go to be that good.

02 Apr 2012 19:24:17
ED007 when is a charity match NOT a charity match? Answer, when RFC (IA) organise it. Actually saw on RFC Official site them praising the attendance at this match and boasting that the RFFF was boosted by it. Then on Rangers site today, a bear saying how "proud" he was at 47,000 turn out. Is it just me or have they "forgot" that the prostate cancer charity lost out on over £100k because RFC (IA) took the money.
Bears please look up definition of word charity and also words like
dignity, brass neck etc... Timalloy

Timalloy i have been reading most of your posts and it is very clear you are a twisted bitter little man you say things in the pretense of it being banter but it is clear to me and almost everyone who reads your posts that you have a deep deep hatred for anything Rangers and you would be happy to go to your grave next week if Rangers died this week. i pity someone who harbors such hatred inside

Pad

"pad" seems I have another stalker, following my posts, you are the one on here trying to start arguments, if you want to debate come on then, do you agree with a "charity" match NOT GIVING money to charity. Timalloy

Ipad thats rite pad,whits yur furst name f*nny?

So then Pad, you think it's right that a charity match is organised, and then because Rangers are in the sg1t financially, Rangers are given some of the gate receipts. Well, it is simply disgusting.

Don't see how Timalloy's view of this is bitter. Perhaps you are realy revealing your own character here, defending the inexcuisable.

Well pad (should be f*nny pad) after reading those comment you made to timalloy! Rangers f*** up, again, need helped out, again, and this time screw it out of a charity! Wake up and smell the Irish coffee!

Chico19 {Ed001's Note - how did they screw it out of the charity when the charity was the one that made the offer to refuse their cut of the proceeds? The charity would not exist without Rangers, so they wanted to do their bit, it is up to them, though personally I would say Rangers should have found another way to raise the money instead of accepting.}

Did a prostate cancer charity not lose out on £100k?

Chico19 {Ed001's Note - no, they never had it in the first place. I think you are looking for reasons to bitch that aren't there. There would have been no charity without Rangers, let alone one to reject the offer of the proceeds from a football match, that also wouldn't have been able to take place without them. Surely you can understand that the charity want to do their bit, because they will probably vanish if Rangers do, which means no one will benefit.}

Ok my apologies. I am more of a believer that a charity to find a cure for cancer is more beneficial than any football club. The news of stan petrov's illness brings things into perspective and makes you think what's the point!

Chico 19 {Ed001's Note - I do agree with you, in an ideal world this wouldn't happen, but the charity have taken a long term view that, if Rangers fold, they will end up following them. It would certainly be difficult to maintain a charity so closely associated with Rangers. Charities make these kind of decisions all the time, most will spend a huge percentage of any money made investing in unrelated projects, in the hope of a long term income for the charity. I remember when, as a kid, me mam would tell me not to give any money to Oxfam because less than a penny in every pound actually went towards helping people.}

Here's the names of the trustees of the rangers charity foundation 1/ craig whyte 2/ martin baine 3/ john greig 4/ jaqueline gourlay. Now Ed001 are these the people who decided not to give the proceeds of the 'charity' match to the prostate cancer charity? Did rangers pay tax on the income? And do you not find it strange that 3 of the 4 have been accused of financial wrongdoing yet are allowed to make that decision without anyone in the media questioning it?
RabBhoy {Ed001's Note - accused is different from proven. I believe they would have to be removed if they were found guilty of financial wrongdoing. Hard to be sure, Scottish law differs slightly from English, so it might be one of those cases. I do agree the media, if they were doing their job, should be looking into who made the decision. It is a strange one, that is the kind of thing I would expect to be everywhere.}

02 Apr 2012 18:01:11
HERE ED ah foned up that add oan the tap left ae the page entitult" divorce scotlund"
n that big lump a lard alik salmon ansurd it how spookie iz that ed ,
ye coodnae make it up,
am still tryin tae get an angle oan the bad skin bizzo thur must be punturs oot ther dyin fur a wee change,,
here heres big baino," evening baldy,hows you big chap?"
"yes im fine wee pat,now get out of my way please I'm busy" !"
"here dome nut, ah cood mibbee gie ye a wee bit ah respite,fur yur harloas prob, whit dae ye think mr brinner?"
" oh I dont think so pat ther iz no prob as you so elequently put it I CHOSE TO HAVE MY HEAD LIKE THIS,actually so clear off, anyway I very much doubt that I'd see my money again after giving it to you,it would be like pouring money down the drain!"
" listen snooker baw heid yuv awreddy pished yur monie doon the fkn drain bae gien in tae duff n duffur,,n jist fur yur fkn cheek ahl rub ma pie suppur oan that dome ae yours!"
why would it help grow some folicles pat?"
" naw bit ma idea iz tae flambae that heid ae yurs
wae this voddy seems too good tae turn doon,so cum ere !"
here sammy look it um runnin doon sarie st like hes away tae stert the lundun alimpicks!"
hee haw wee pat rides agane...............
well mibbee the nite ed "here hen kin ah help ye acrose the road,hiv ye goat aw yur ain teeth,thur in where yur haunbag!,
"listen hen were daen a crackin deal in skin bags, aye they ur saft tae the touch, naw theyr no real hairs, aye thur cauld " the jhedi bag" the noo, noo they normully retale it £ 100 nickur,sorry hen theyr in yur bag tae,youv jist made ah 30 year auld man very happy ma darlin..
ah no ah no 30 yur auld thats ma y's
ahl keep yiz poastit
"here iz that no wan ae the glesga bomburs runnin doon the street oan fire,sun!", naw its jist n aul pal ah mine,he thinks heez a patio heetur"...
here wur sellin thaem tae.noo they normully retale it 75 nickur....
ah no ah no thur in yur bag",fk sake this iz gonae be a long wan ed......

Is this man mental. How long did it take him to write all that in the way he did? In the name of Jesus!

02 Apr 2012 16:56:54
JIST BEEN ANOUNSID ED BRYAN ADUMS HIS SADE THIT UNDER nae CIRCUMCISIONS IZ HE BUYIN THE MOB WAE CLOUD NO.9,
a spokesmin fur adamski sade " look sally duff n duffur huv been roon here 3 times the last 2 days, brian hiz enuff oan hiz plate whit wae the pot marks oan hiz coopin,plus he's only 2 inches biggur thin big jimmy krankie,then thurs that mad scouser MEL C pesterin the fkn life oot ae um tae dae anuthur jewet iz she's pink lint agan so buyin THAT MOB ?,he sade he'd rithur huv his coopin sandid doon wae 34 grade saunpapur,(here thats an idea ed) so sally get tae...... n take this kn beggin bowl wae ye,NAW hes no interestit in dain a charity consirt fur the save the rangurs fund!,NAW he hisnae goat any auld claes fur oxfam eithur,noo gtf!.NAW he disnae waant ah frankie baresie signed auto,beat it,ur ahl set a really ugly dug oan ye ,scram ya bawbag,NAW ah dont waant ma driveway dun, rite thats it bryan gie me that base baw bat that we scunnurs coppin wan..... you caerie oan creosotin yur boat race..

02 Apr 2012 14:33:13
It's good to see the manky mob have stopped sing the famine song but here's another take on their Four Men Had A Dream....

One man had a dream

To steal an entire football team

He had no money but he sure had some balls

It was some carry on

It dragged on and on

It's liquidation

And now the Shame will be gone

02 Apr 2012 13:12:17
Watching the game on Sunday i was shocked at how ordinary so many of our players looked.Flashes of sammi apart,there was a lack of urgency and movement was again poor.The most worrying thing for me is so many teams show more accuracy and pace in their passing than us.Even after the second goal i never thought we were comfortable.Teams are starting to realise that we are letting them play,but at the start of the winning run we started shutting down when we lost the ball.In that respect Kayal has been missed,but Brown has played really well recently to help cover.The age of the team will no doubt be a factor of this edgy,nervous play as they need to close the title out.Still a huge season end to look forward to,with a hard semi final against a highly motivated team being a crunch.In Lennon we trust? ALWAYS..........green jhedi

Totally agree green jhedi,been thinking the same for the past 3 or 4 games no hustle or fight to get the ball back when we lose it,i just think its tiredness would like to see some fresh legs in the team over the coming weeks,think Commons its an example of having fresh legs in the team as he has been one of our best players the past couple of games.MACCA

I agree, we have not started a game well a long time and while I cannot fault the great run we put together - that will win us the SPL - I think we depended on certain guys too much, when we have such a huge pool of players. Obviously you don't want to change a winning team etc. But we seem to have a few that seem 'burnt out' or carrying knocks?
I would certainly like to see the team playing with a lot more style and confidence at what they call the Business End of the season and I wonder if pressure and inexperience is a factor.
NL has had a lot on his plate again this term and I really would prefer to see a better qualified assistant or backroom to share the load when things get tough.

Jungle Jim

02 Apr 2012 12:36:09
Just a wee question how come
victor wanyama gets a 2 match ban
and cha only got a 1 match ban

Serious foul play 2 match ban

Cos they dont think it wid be a good KOREA move????