Celtic Banter Archive April 02 2011

 

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02 Apr 2011 17:01:17
To C-bear, gtid, germinator and all the other cretins shoutin their mouths off recently.I did warn against countin ur chickens before they hatch. David Goodwillie - celtic legend haha! I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH! Keep the thunder coming Lenny :-P

Kevbhoy

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02 Apr 2011 16:56:50
02 Apr 2011 15:34:18
14.03 post today-fecking hilarious!
Btw, the champs are going back to the top today.protect the weans. . the champs are going back to the top?
all i have to say is . .
HAHA HAHA ha ha !
we shall not we shall not be moved !
YNWA

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02 Apr 2011 15:34:18
14.03 post today-fecking hilarious!
Btw, the champs are going back to the top today.protect the weans.

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02 Apr 2011 14:03:39
Celtic are furious with the late postponement of their match at Inverness and have called in a top QC to fashion a complaint out of nothing. Pink McBridled QC has been tasked with issuing a protest to God against the weather that disrupted his weekend's shopping in the Highland capital. When asked about the chances of success, Pinky was perky, and stated that God didn't even know His own rules! "There is no provision in the Bible for today's rain to fall consecutively with tomorrow's rain. Ipso facto, both rains should have fallen concurrently tomorrow." whined McBridled. An anonymous Celtic spokesman called Liewell added: "We blame Campbell Ogilvie for this call-off. Make no mistake, this rain is a direct consequence of Ogilvie's directorship at Rangers a decade ago. We are inconsolable. But I'd like to pay tribute to the great work that Stewart Regan is doing." Having taken advice, God has conceded that His rules were written some time ago, long before every rainfall was legally challenged. He stated that He could no longer afford to divert money from His beloved Rangers and so he was discontinuing rain from Celtic's scheduled match dates for the rest of the season. The SFA's Regan added his tuppenceworth: "I love Celtic. They are great, and I'm hoping they will pay me a bonus." However Prince William had less sympathy for the green and grey hordes and their rain problem: "I'll be reigning over them for the next 50 years so they better just get used to it!"

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02 Apr 2011 12:09:11
Why do premier league clubs fans come on here posting BS it won't make it happen. Izaguirre to Liverpool for 6 million BS Brown to Everton for 4 million? we payed 4.4 million for him so doubt that.

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02 Apr 2011 09:39:16
To c-bear85
celtic got into the last 16 in 2007 and 2008.
why not go to the liverpool pages and tell them gers are more successful than them and let us know how you get on.


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But we are the most successful that is a fact. We have won the most trophies in the world FACT. Im not saying for one monent we are the best. The way you septic guys go on you still think you are euro champs after your win 45 odd years ago. U have done feck all the past few years.

c-bear85

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02 Apr 2011 08:53:34
Morning ed how are you?

anybody think that craig mackil smith and george boyd from peterborough would be worth a shout
if we had a chance smith scored 2 last night which
took his tally to 29 goals this season and boyd for a winger has scored 16 goals. .smith would be a decent investment and they said last night his price tag is 3millon worth a shout for the 2 if hooper does leave.

whats your thoughts ed?

VIEWPARKBHOY {Ed001's Note - Smith I agree with but Boyd looked lost in the CCC from what I have been told, he seems to be at his level in League One.}

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02 Apr 2011 00:05:46
C-bear85, Gordon Strachan took Celtic to the CL last 16 two years in a row. Think we got milan and barca. Ps rangers are piss

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01 Apr 2011 23:30:42
"Let's all laugh at celtic, a ginger bitter manager who despite having millons to spend cannot buy 1 decent center half and a goalkeeper. A team that has made a joke of Scottish football in Europe for seasons. Whilst skint rangers are left with the burden of carrying the flag for Scotland and trying to get more teams into Europe. The same Celtic team that made a joke of our officials because they were unable to accept defeat graciously, but instead blame some far fetched conspiracy theories.
Celtic are a joke. They lack class. Stamp their feet when things go against them. So let's all laugh at celtic.

C-bear85"

Get a life C-bear85. Your bleat is pathetic.

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01 Apr 2011 23:41:11
To c-bear85
celtic got into the last 16 in 2007 and 2008.
why not go to the liverpool pages and tell them gers are more successful than them and let us know how you get on.

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01 Apr 2011 23:52:21
Here we go. do we not get pissed off with the english harping back to the 1960s.hoops are just as bad. and if celtic play with such flair how come they have scored one more league goal only than rangers this season.and you have played a game more? and as for davis ect movin on. wishfull thinking timbo. what about your monopoly billionaires tryin to put some quality into a dross celtic team instead of hopeing rangers sell there best players to stand any chance of over throwing rangers. remember this time last year.? you are in the exact same position.cup semis and convined you were doing the double. remember what happend?

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