Celtic Banter Archive November 29 2011

29 Nov 2011 23:51:43
I've been reading a lot of posts about signing Diawara i honestly haven't seen anything of him to comment but do u think we can take a chance after signing Fortune and Bangura who I have seen and to tell the truth haven't been impressed after the money we spent on him.I hope I'm proved wrong and maybe a goal or two might bring him on.............DH

29 Nov 2011 22:47:57
Congratulations to big Malky and King Kenny on two great results tonight ,hopefully the same for TheBhoys tomorrow!............DH {Ed007's Note - I think we will cool it with the 'King' patter :-)

Why? He's still the best all round footballer this country has produced(sorry Ed I know your a man utd fan) any thoughts who u think is the best? {Ed007's Note - I'm not disputing that, but let's not blow sunshine up his ar5e.......John Barnes era ring any bells???}

I'm well pleased with the Liverpool result :) - Mrs E

(My sons a bit disappointed about Arsenal) {Ed007's Note - GGGGRrrrrrr}

He's still King Kenny... - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Never has been and never will be to me, sorry. Nice enough as a man though.}

Why Ed007 ? He chose to play for the Hoops - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Then went to LFC and became a legend. The only good thing he done for us as DOF was sign Petrov.}

The bit where played for Celtic & then Liverpool will do for me.. a crackin player, got to be one of the top 3 to come out of Scotland - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Aye right. You can't win with women so I won't even try. I know most of the older fans look on him like that ;-)

I'm only 19, but I think he's King Kenny.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - I was talking about CFC fans. Plus you're a plank so don't count. I didn't think you would like that number KB, isn't that a bit touchy?}

Hoy..OLDER ? He left Celtic in 1977..think I was pottering about nursery then - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - What as? Teacher? Dinner Lady? Lollipop woman?}

Lol. It's still only November, never know.
I'll be 20 next year though, unlike your other lot.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - It's been a while since you were 19/20 KB, don't give me that.}

Lol - I can see you & me parting company Ed007 ! ;) - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - We've already got our own Ant and Dec, we could be the new Duckworths!!}

I guess I'm one the "older fans" when was younger Kenny was my hero and I was gutted when he was sold for £440,000(I think) what a bargain.Oh well way past my bedtime only up late coz on strike tomorrow

Ed...could we not be young & trendy ? In saying that, Jack & Vera are legends - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - We do sound like Brad and Angelina if what Wee Pat says is true lol}

What did wee Pat say ? - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - He wrote a 'blug' on it when they were in Glasgow filming:

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news251.php

'hur royul pittship angie'...very good - Mrs E

29 Nov 2011 21:33:29
I met a genie who granted one wish ...
i said i want to live forever !
sorry said the genie , i can't grant immortality ,
ok then i said , i want to die when Rangers pay off their debt !
Ya feckin fly bugger said the genie lol .

29 Nov 2011 20:12:40
Would you like to play for Rangers? If the answer is yes! don't delay call 0800 1690 1690 now!. Please have your credit card details ready! Don't delay! Terms and conditions apply..................DH

29 Nov 2011 19:36:44
ED007 saw this little limerick

There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a Bucket
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a Man
And as far as the Bucket, Nantucket!

Ha ha bet you all thought I was going to put in a Swerry word, sorry Not "Clean Minded" Timalloy

Tim - where do you get these little limerick's from ? - Mrs E

Mrs E, I have an endless supply of funny limericks and ditties. ED007 is my biggest fan ha ha Timalloy
PS found a silly one about Flutes? Keep you all guessing until later ha ha {Ed007's Note - I wouldn't go that far!!}

ED007, Mrs E as promised ......

A Tutor who tooted a Flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to Toot
Said the two to the Tutor
Is it hard to Toot ... Or ...
To tutor two tooters to Toot

Ha ha fooled you all again no "marching bands" on here LOL Timalloy
PS ED007 I am being kind, no jokes tonight etc Alexander's goalkeeping LOL

29 Nov 2011 18:06:57
nice to see all the bears getting v excited about tonights big european match.someone remind me again what competition is it ?champs league?europa league?oh no.its just a FRIENDLY.

Not just that but saw earlier bears boasting of odds 4/7 on HAMBURG and urging others to get on, what great "loyal" fans ha ha ha Timalloy

Heard that there has been a massive bet of 70 million put on Hamburg, a dodgy business man called Mr Whyte is hoping to win 40 million to keep his company in business.....Stevie

By the look of Hamburgs 2nd goal my above comment might be true. ha ha....Stevie

What was the final score...last I seen it was 2-1 ? - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - That was the final result.}

29 Nov 2011 17:13:57
evenin ED well wot do you fink about the weather if it continues thro the nite and so- on could there be a possibility that it can be postponed hope not cause i wouldnt like to go over there and a couple of hrs b4 the game its cancelled,stef1967 {Ed007's Note - It would need to get really bad for the game to be called off Stef.}

ED007, I was going to ask same question, have Celtic got plastic covers down? Surely these days that is a given? I intend to go with my nephews and they are getting worried game will be called off. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I would imagine the pitch would be covered and the drainage system is excellent, it should be ok.}

If it wasnt waterlogged at the weekend,when we were all pi55ing ourselves at rangers,i,m sure it,ll be fine.

29 Nov 2011 17:03:58
hi ed, can you or anyone else tell me how mcginn is doing out on loan. I hope he's doing well. {Ed007's Note - Brentford seem happy with the way he has played for them so far, they are just sitting outside the play off places in League 1.}

29 Nov 2011 13:57:52
Afternoon ED007, it is I Timalloy the Chameleon who can turn into many guises, Neil T, Miko was it not also some bear accused YOU ED007 of being ME ha ha. Oops bears wrong, wrong and wrong again , there is ONLY ONE TIMALLOY and I am HE!
Not going to get dragged into anything just going to do what I do best, noise up bears ha ha
I see that the Stock Exchange that Rangers now trade in has said it is going to investigate Mr Whyte for not declaring to them he was once banned from being a director of any company. Apparently this carries a fine of £100k and can stop Rangers trading shares also. Looks like Whyte has yet ANOTHER legal fight on his hands ha ha ha.
I also saw that Gordon Smith disappeared off to Brazil the minute club start dropping points, hiding? topping up his tan? ha ha could not even do that as it was POURING WITH RAIN when he got there ha ha
Timalloy (I think?)
PS Neil T keep the chin up buddy and I hope your health improves soon mate {Ed007's Note - Afternoon Tim, Miko, Neil, me???? :-)

A statement issued jointly on behalf of Craig Whyte and Rangers FC plc read: “These accusations were made in a recent BBC Scotland documentary which is now the subject of litigation. While legal action is ongoing, it would be inappropriate to make any public comment. Any announcements will be made in due course through the proper channels.”

An Insolvency Service spokeswoman confirmed Whyte had been disqualified as a director in 2000.

See there is no sign of any posts showing me telling yourself or any others "to go get a job" funny that ... this gonna be another lie u sweep under the rug tim? thought so.

Germinator

Glad you back Tim, i was a tad worried - Mrs E

Ed is it true you miko and timalloy are the same person?

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Of course not VPB, I have far better things to do with my time than play childish games like that mate.}

Now now children(Germinator, Timalloy, German etc) play nice with each other or you will not get any sweeties.

This is a banter site not a slagging off site. Its like a school plyground with you lot. Have a bit of banter or dont bother posting.

Ian

Go get a job Ian (just for u tim)

Germinator {Ed007's Note - Ya wideo :-)

Afternoon Mrs E how are you. Looks like we could be going back for the player is portugal Diawarra (spelling) he looks a good player. Are you going to madrid game. I am taking my young nephews again, hope we get a decent crowd LOL Timalloy

Viewparkhoy let us turn it around I can now officially reveal that ED007, is Germinator and FF81 and that he is Charlie Adam's cousin ha ha (Sorry ED007 got to laugh at these silly bears) Timalloy {Ed007's Note - LMAO That'll be right!!!}

Admit it now ed timalloy has found you out....i dont go on the rangers page so what have you been saying timalloy for them to make up wee ryhmes etc about u

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Believe me look on the Man Utd pages, I am definitely NOT related to him.}

Tim...i'm not going tomorrow night, my sons playing football. Its not for lack of Celtic trying, i've had a email to my work, hotmail & a couple of texts messages :) - Mrs E

29 Nov 2011 12:34:06
Scotlands' Shame strike again ......
Just read in todays paper that Rangers fans "ambushed" Kirk Clubfoot outside Rugby Park on Sunday ..... What's the world coming to ? I thought the big man had a great game lol . {Ed007's Note - It started during the game, he had words with fans, and McGregor had to drag him away at the end of the game supposedly.}

Lol. Had to do some quick research there. I thought Clubfoot, surely that can't be a footballer's name ! Lol.
The Real KB, south of the border {Ed007's Note - Even Rangers fans call him it KB.}

29 Nov 2011 10:00:15
Good Morning ED, Neil T here I have not been on for a while as I have been back in hospital.
Without wanting to start a fight can I say the following, I have been reading all the previous posts from Rangers fans and I want to add this, Germinator I have read several posts from yourself regarding "go and get a job" as you can I am unable to work just now, but this says more about you than anything. Followfollow81 I read your post "about sectarian attack" and I too think you were sh.t stirring, you never mentioned all the attacks on people connected with Celtic, you posted, in my eyes a bigoted post,to get a reaction from Rangers fans.
Gerry the Ger, I thought you were better than that, a silly childish series of posts from you, Grow Up.
No doubt I will get called names also now. Rangers fans I agree with the comments about swearing, post without bad language. hail hail Neil T {Ed007's Note - Hi Neil. Sorry to hear that and I hope you are keeping well, chin up mate.}

I tell you what Neil you find one post .. 1 single post referring to "the go get a job" thing and ill buy a season ticket for celtic park ! ill never come on this site again ... cant help but feel this is Tim cos the above is complete lies... as i said the only remark .... ONLY remark was the giro hunter comment ... ed how can u dig up older posts cos i wanna find them and show this idiot/idiots up for the liars they are. Tim the ed will confirm i dont post half the pi$h u think i do and ur immaturity in ur posts directed at me is laughable consider yir posts boycotted ya miserable we stirrer.

Germinator {Ed007's Note - Neil is not Tim Germ. I can 99% guarantee that, not just with IPs either. There is a Banter 2 page that goes back a month at www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-banter2.php (Rangers will have the same), otherwise we would need to trawl through piles of posts, and no I'm not doing that lol.}

It was on the gers site ed ... iv already checked and it only goes back a week or so. they are both full of $hit anyway like i said produce one quote or post were i told anyone on this site to get a job and it ill be the last u hear from me ..... ur either just fuelling a load of jobbies or very much mistaken son.

Germinator {Ed007's Note - I'd put my neck on the line for you Germ, I can't recall ever having a problem with your posts on here or any of the sites I have edited your posts on (Video Games etc, I can't edit the Rangers pages). I delete posts on here that say things about people not working etc. Just like I do on any of the sites.}

Neil t sorry to hear your not keeping to well.
I think you will find that its timalloy doing the sh*t stirring. I'm. Only going on what I've read and these 3 Gers posters you've mentioned have done nothing wrong. Ff81 did post and say that the people that did that to the Celtic manager and player should get Hung. Did you not read it? Ferry. And geminator have done nothing wrong. You have brought yesterday discussion buck up today so I think your sh*t stirring lol. It'd just my opinion.
Bazbear

Never knew you did the games lobby to chief ... ill swing a few posts ur way on there aswell ed lol im quite the gaming nut !! (if u hadnt guessed :oP)

Germinator {Ed007's Note - I can edit on every site we run except the Rangers site mate. You should have a look at this for a laugh:

www.menopausalmantalk.co.uk/

Germinator that seems to be Rangers fans only response, first accuse people of being other posters, I think last time you accused Miko of being Timalloy and were found out wrong there also.Believe it ot not we are all individuals with different identities hard is that is for you to fathom. Then Rangers fans stock reply is we never did it. It is only on Rangers site you get sayings like yours Go get a job, ot giro hunters, it says more about your sad minds than anything. What is next Germinator,make a joke about people in hospitals? Neil T (Sorry ED rant over I just get angry with hypocrites like these)

Well Neil if u really get super offended with me saying Giro Hunters in response to a celtic post doing exactly the same thing maybe you should take yourself elsewer, as the ed said if it shouldnt have been on the page it wouldnt have gone on. In this case your being an oversensitive PC basher. But by using the very same arguement that you are using I can call you a bare faced liar cos i can assure you that i have never told a single person on this page or gers to go get a job, ed backed me up but you dont have a problem with that ? hmmmm as i said if you and tim recall this it wont be too hard for you to show me where and when?
sorry ed if my posts hold no patience at all but i can hardly stand by and have bull$hit spread (oh no i have also used the bad old "industrial" language again too much for some lol)

Germinator

OOPS Germinator careful your "other" face is showing ha ha Please have a SMILE on me LOL Timalloy
I was going to give you a Nasty Look
But I see you ALREADY HAVE ONE!!

29 Nov 2011 09:42:41
Diawara or Rhodes

Think it is unlikely we would get Rhodes any way but which is better

a player with a few seasons showing their worth in the portugease league or a player with so far one excellent season in the English Division 1

I think I'd still rather have Rhodes but would happily settle for Diawara

David

Ed..you don't think Neil Lennon is considering a move over for both of these players, that would probably add up to excess of £6million ? I would think defence is still an issue & a goalkeeper - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I would doubt that he would sign both of the strikers, he has said himself a CF and a CB are his priority in January.}

Diawara. portugese league tons better than league 1

29 Nov 2011 09:10:47
Strange how Miko is only on here when Celtic are winning? Where was he when they were on a bad run?

Davie72