Celtic Banter Archive April 29 2018

 

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29 Apr 2018 21:51:57
Amazing game today and a great atmosphere. Would just like to congratulate all the players on a great performance. Special mentions to big Boyata outstanding today, KT brilliant as usual, Olly a masterclass show had them chasing shadows and Edouard absolutely awesome. Still can't take the smile from my face.

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29 Apr 2018 22:41:43
Ntcham is looking more and more class as each game passes. Forrest had his best game in a Celtic shirt imo as did Boyata. Middle to front I think we are spoiled a good CB to partner Ajer and I think we should be in the group stages again next year. Still think a RB is also needed. Would love it if we could get Rogic, Edouard, Roberts and Armstrong signed up.

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29 Apr 2018 21:47:52
Pitch looked incredible today Ed, when does phase 2 of the process begin straight after Broonies Testimonial?

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{Ed007's Note - It will be asap, Stan because of the qualifiers but I even said the Mrs how lush and green the pitch looked today, for this stage of the season that's a welcome change.}

29 Apr 2018 22:12:58
Like a bowling green Ed the groundstaff deserve great credit.

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{Ed007's Note - Growing top quality grass is really difficult in Scotland ;)

30 Apr 2018 00:28:15
no according to my wee mate billy Ed he grows it in his flat of all places just fine he says.

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{Ed007's Note - It'll be more than a fine if he gets caught :)

30 Apr 2018 10:12:41
Some people manage that in their attic.

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{Ed007's Note - That does seem to be pretty popular.}

29 Apr 2018 21:12:45
What about Craig thomson today, he himself kicks the ball out of play then awards Sevco a corner. Only in Scotland. Nevermind, their diddy team is so useless their honest mistakes are irrelevant.

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{Ed007's Note - That was the correct decision, Stan. The last player that touched the ball was a Celtic player so it's counted that he played it out.}

29 Apr 2018 21:42:50
I've seen drop balls being given for that before ed.

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{Ed007's Note - It's definitely the rule, the ref is considered part of the playing field, if a Celtic player takes a shot and it hits the bar it a goal-kick, if a player kicks the ball off a corner flag it's a corner or goal-kick depending. The ref is like a post or a corner flag lol. I'm using my tablet or I'd look up the actual rule, Kev but the ref did call that spot on today.}

29 Apr 2018 21:37:13
But he chested it down, took it on the knee then volleyed it out Ed 😉.

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{Ed007's Note - Best bit of Hun skill today then!}

29 Apr 2018 22:14:13
Oh i dunno about that i thought Dorrans becoming invisible was pretty impressive.

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{Ed007's Note - It was well into the second half before I noticed Greg Docherty wasn't playing. So they started today's game without Docherty who is supposedly going to be their midfield general and their multi-million £ rated Morelos who just gets worse looking anytime I see him.
Stevie G's phone will have been ringing and pinging all night with folk ripping the pi$$.}

29 Apr 2018 22:29:43
Agree it was the correct decision from Thomson to award the corner. I thought Thomson had a good game. If Rogic hadn't scored the 4th do you think he would have brought it back for a penalty?

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{Ed007's Note - I thought he was dithering.}

29 Apr 2018 22:30:37
They would be better going for Gina G.

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29 Apr 2018 23:12:12
Stevie wonder can see their a shambles 😂 Stevie G would be a MUG to take them on IMO

If as I suspect he turns them down who could they turn to?

To offer no one up to the press, to make no post match statement is truly CLASSLESS IMO and whoever made that call is a clown!

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29 Apr 2018 23:52:06
Na Stan there's enough fannys already in govan.

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29 Apr 2018 19:54:59
Ah women. they just do not understand our love for our team, came in from game and while dinner was being made I put on the game which I had recorded, Mrs T looked aghast and said "you have just been at the game, why do you want to watch it all over again" I just smiled and said "when you are happy, wallow in the occasion" lol
Anyway in other news I hear Sevco and Murty are to record "The Sound of Silence" I also think no ex bear trolls will honour us with their presence for some time also ha ha
And what about Lustig pinching the policeman's hat, then Police Scotland complaining to the club, but apparently the constable that got a selfie with Murty was "just doing his job"
I am away now to enjoy my SEVEN UP and my FIVE ALIVE lol lol lol.

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29 Apr 2018 20:01:34
Excellent Tim, lustigs antics are funny as f**k.

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29 Apr 2018 20:26:36
Funny as f**k when lustig pulled his shorts and started talking into it as if to say to Murphy your in my back pocket lolololol.

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29 Apr 2018 20:40:30
It truly was the doing of doings😂😂😂 Lustig really took the pi55 out of them lol.

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29 Apr 2018 21:37:56
Lustigs celebrations have become the stuff of Legend.

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30 Apr 2018 11:55:12
The policeman took it in good spirit to be fair. He was a bit miffed to begin with but once he realised what had happened he had a wee chuckle.

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29 Apr 2018 19:21:48
My missus said “that was an amazing day”. Delighted. on to the next thing, my boy wants to go to tyncastle so looking for 2 tickets if anyone can help. long shot i know! . Hail Hail.

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29 Apr 2018 22:41:40
Hey Stuart do you now have your very own "good luck charm " because for a 1st game that's a hell of a result.
She will expect that every week.

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29 Apr 2018 18:50:08
Evening ED, what's your gut feeling regarding rogic signing a new deal? Yet again in the big game he was absolutely outstanding. I'm desperate for him to put pen to paper.

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{Ed007's Note - I think it's 50/50, the player doesn't particularly want to leave but the Club are still concerned with his long term fitness and want his new deal to reflect that. I think it could come down to Rodgers either saying he's worth a top contract or he thinks he's going to be too unreliable going forward.}

29 Apr 2018 19:40:46
Didn't see much to say he couldn't have done double the minutes today.

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29 Apr 2018 19:37:58
thought he looked sharp today Ed and BR calls him his magic man so fingers crossed. What a touch the boy has.

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{Ed007's Note - It would be a shame to see him leave.}

29 Apr 2018 20:58:26
Thought he could've lasted the full 90 today no probs. Even if he cant, given his performances this season he surely must merit a new deal. Don't imagine he'd be on top wack right now and given what the likes of Sinclair would be on For example if be hugely disappointed if he was to leave.

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29 Apr 2018 21:14:23
Rogic frightens the huns, they were glad to see him go off in second half.

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30 Apr 2018 23:19:42
He appeared to be limping as he went off and had a quick look down towards dug out a couple minutes before . I can't make my mind up on Rogic, I probably don't appreciate his genius enough, preferring hard work with skill added like Mc Gregor and Ntcham.

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29 Apr 2018 18:19:12
League officially in the bag with the cup still to go. Just like to thank our ed and the regular posters on the site and live chat for another great season.

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{Ed007's Note - Thank you mate, you are all very welcome.}

29 Apr 2018 18:49:54
Hear hear.

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29 Apr 2018 18:56:09
Belter from Doiger on the Sevvie banter page " Celtic would never have won 7 in a row had we not been dumped out of the top league and betrayed by scottish football" These lot think they are the victims in all this😱 The real victims are the clubs cheated out of trophies, financial rewards for said trophies and of course the creditors who never saw their money again! The Green Brigade were spot on " YOU DESERVE NOTHING"

Love seeing them in meltdown over our domination😂😂😂.

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29 Apr 2018 19:09:07
Well said Pk85.

Been some great reading on here this season whether you agree with it or not. Hopefully more and more people new and old continue to post.

Just think Ed no be long until the transfer window 😂 well done on another fine few months.

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{Ed007's Note - Thank you, Stan.}

29 Apr 2018 19:38:38
Yeah seconded. Good work ED.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, GJ, it's really appreciated (yes)

29 Apr 2018 21:09:53
You have done a great job ED. Your insight and humour make this site a great read.
That was brilliant today, the way we started the match just blew them away. All the players played well.
When I look back to when their old club were lording it over us with their cheating and tainted titles, this result today was payback time and I enjoyed every single minute of it.
Well done to the Green brigade, I thought their message at the start of the match about piling on the agony w
as good, but the message in the second half about them deserving nothing was a cracker.
Great result, Great atmosphere, I bet the fixture planners at the SPFL are feeling really sick tonight.

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{Ed007's Note - Thank you, Gerry. No doubt it's a great time to be a Tim and realistically there's no end in sight of our dominance.}

29 Apr 2018 20:41:52
Thanks ED how does the land lie with Edourd was a price ever mentioned for full time part of the loan deal?

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{Ed007's Note - Even Ed002 couldn't find it out mate which is strange, all she knew was that he was on a list of players PSG gave to Vitoria de Guimaraes of who will be available to them on loan for next season. That doesn't mean we aren't trying to sign him, more that we haven't triggered the buy-out yet.}

29 Apr 2018 21:19:23
Great work Ed as usual. Love the banter on hear good, bad or ugly.

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{Ed007's Note - Thank you, Ged, I really do appreciate the compliments but it's you guys that make the site what it is.}

29 Apr 2018 21:23:55
Must agree wholeheartedly. The quality and honesty, as well as the humour, is credit to you Ed. and the many posters. Hail, Hail and onwards to making more history.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks buddy, it really is my pleasure (most of the time anyway) to do this, that's 8 years I think I've been doing this now and we have a great wee community going on here where people can argue the toss in a civilised manner.}

30 Apr 2018 23:23:54
Ed007 You are far too humble . The site could not survive without you and from time to time to break up the boredom you introduce a bit of controversy that idiots like I fall for everytime.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, Chris. Any controversy is wholly unintentional, just like everybody else I have my opinions and I wouodn't expect eveybody to agree with me.}

29 Apr 2018
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, John higgins High five followed by a wee smirk

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29 Apr 2018 17:50:38
In my fifty years as an active Celtic fan there have been enormous highs. I just about remember Lisbon, on the telly of course, and leeds at Hampden spring to mind. The recent 5-1 defeats administered to sevco and the Scottish Cup treble clinching win are also uppermost in my thoughts. There are so many, but today was a memorable triumph for so many reasons.

In the cup semi walkover we played well, maybe as well as we have ever played, it was that good. Unless your a press reporter, because sevco were bad, we were not good. This was utter garbage. Today proved one thing, the chase they welcomed so much is over. From minute one we were at it. They never had a chance.

Some special words for certain players. Boyata, jesus big man we need this every game, outstanding. Broony and Olly, pulled the sevco three all over the place and lost them with really clever reverse passes. Odds on, and some doubted this boy, Moussa's apprentice stood in for him. But the thunder from down under. Wow. Fittest and freshest i have seem him, just raw ability and feet like a ballet dancer. jamesy, at last. But every Celt stood up to be counted.

Sevco? All is well. An under eighteen coach with no managerial experience after that? But he's box office. Not really, as a player deffo, wonderful talent, but what a risk. Those papers tomorrow will make interesting reading, night shift for jabba methinks. What a beautiful day.

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29 Apr 2018 17:06:18
Well lads the entitle has resulted in a shift of entitlement or maintained its rightfull order (cheers Craig for that one) . What a laugh that game was. The loanees were the only ones that got a kick. Purely statistics.

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29 Apr 2018 17:41:39
The Green brigades banner was a belter. You Deserve nothing
You will win nothing
You will do nothing
You will always be nothing. 👏👏.

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{Ed007's Note -
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29 Apr 2018 18:18:09
Concise, accurate and very amusing.

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29 Apr 2018 18:26:22
Wow! that's not pulling any punches!

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29 Apr 2018 18:30:31
F-ing brilliant. Eloquently puts to bed this "back to where we BELONG" BS.

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29 Apr 2018 19:01:43
I'm still bamboozled that the 5 stars on their shirt = 54.

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29 Apr 2018 20:22:04
Excellent. hope the sevconians read that and realise they are "NOTHING"!

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29 Apr 2018 17:05:55
What a day! The difference between us and them on and off the park is massive. We need to keep improving this summer so that they will never get close to us again. Getting Edouard tied to a long term deal is a must, the same can be said about Rogic who was class. Big Boyata a rock at the back. Domestically when it matters this team does not let us down. I hope some players get a well earned rest now and there's plenty game time for the likes of Musonda, Roberts, Miller, Compper etc. Was thinking at 5-0 this could be double figures it was so easy. Time that lot concentrated on getting their act together off the field and trying to run their club as good as Hibs, Aberdeen, Hearts etc because they are not even close to us and no amount of hand outs will get them near us now or anytime in the next decade. c'mon Celtic don't let them get back up let's bury them for good! What did they say to DD "know your place Dermot" yes we have found our place and we have done it the hard way without cheating. COYBIG.

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29 Apr 2018 18:04:41
Totally agree about the big-game mentality and professionalism by the manager and players over the last two seasons, domestically.
The hiccup at Easter Road may have affected previous Celtic sides, but you could not have asked for a more complete performance.
Only slight moan was we never added more after 53 minutes, but I suppose that's why 8-0 and 9-0 etc scorelines are very rare for a reason - even against such a poor opponent. The job was done.
There are a few that would benefit from a rest, as you say, but I think at the moment, when things are going so well, nobody wants to miss out, but resting a few before the Cup Final would be wise.
The lack of honesty, decency and integrity has caught up with the 'same club', but it is very, very clear, they are a poor shadow of the original team, even if they don't accept their true identity.
That's 5-1 twice, 4-0 and 5-0 (as well as the other positive results) over two seasons and I don't think we have managed that success to games scoring ratio against any other SPL side.?

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29 Apr 2018 18:33:29
Great post Stan the man. Not arsed about seeing anything of Compper but apart form that small detail, to a T mate.

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29 Apr 2018 18:53:56
Definitely not a time to be resting on our laurels gents, we should always try to improve each season and i feel this is the summer where we really can show them who is boss on and off the field. Really hummiliate them. If they want to pretend they are the old club then let us make sure they remember their for every £5 statement forever. A few additions, tying our star players down and continued progression of current players will see us ok. Treble treble anyone. would not bet against it.

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29 Apr 2018 16:50:54
This is why I love my club. This is what it feels to be Celtic. YASSSSSS!

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29 Apr 2018 16:30:49
First of all, congratulations to all the Bhoys and the management team. Another league in the bag, not far from a double treble. Great achievement and that's some day to live long in the memory today.

Second point, I'm going to reiterate it, MD's replacement is staring us right in the face. Sell him for 20/ 25+m, sign Edouarde for 7?. Hoopy days.

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29 Apr 2018 16:47:53
On my way home from the game listening to Clyde they were saying that they need to get rid of all the dead wood, Gordon dalziell piped up that will be some bonfire priceless. oldkilly.

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29 Apr 2018 15:53:09
Well today all my dreams came true of winning 5-0 and humiliation.50/ 1 Timalloy I hope you filled yet boots! When it was all done and dusted I kind of was disappointed we never hit double figures but 50/ 1 cheers me rite up. Waiting on Man Utd for 2-2 at 201 also.2 singles and a double. Family summer holidays could be paid for come tonight! The full team and fans where immense from start to finish. Enjoy your night guys and stay safe.

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29 Apr 2018 18:53:06
Lassie I know put a sky diver on 5-0 and McGregor anytime about 3 minutes before kick-off. She walked away with just over a grand.

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29 Apr 2018 19:18:04
The only down if the day is my son had us on to win 5.0. Collected his winnings went back to a Celtic pub and some low life scumbag stole his wallet, that he put down in the bar for a minute and forgot to celebrate with a song.

It makes me sick to my stomach that it was a Celtic fan. i hope whoever took it is talked about and we find out.

Put a we cloud on an otherwise brilliant day.

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29 Apr 2018 22:53:25
Aw that’s horrible. Feel for your lad.

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29 Apr 2018 23:30:56
Shame for your lad. Some sneaky wee rat that deserves a doing if caught.

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30 Apr 2018 09:48:07
The hardest thing is he was among our own. I was fecking raging last night. Being half canned didn’t help and a day that was brilliant was dimmed a bit because of a low life. Feel better today.

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29 Apr 2018 15:41:02
Great day in another potential history making season . only one gripe / moan. with an extra push at 5 -0 . we could have achieved a record score against them which would have scarred them and giving them nightmares for decades to come . but a double treble will suffice.

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29 Apr 2018 17:24:31
Agree mate happy days but at 5 am hoping for 7 or 8.

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29 Apr 2018 15:39:37
Just back from the game and that's the biggest gulf I've seen in my lifetime between Celtic and them. Celtic to a man were excellent with Edourde, Rogic and McGreggor and Ncham were exceptional. Technically Lustig could have been lifted as removing a officer of the laws hat is a criminal offence hilarious! Fair play to the Huns they fought for 90 minutes so any talk of no heart is absolute bollocks. They just aren't good enough by a country mile. Also think Murty has conducted himself impeccably and been treated atrociously. Speculation about Gerard (which I hope is true) the day before the game undermined him even further and in his position I'd walk away. Their refusal to speak to the press say's it all. Congratulations and thanks to Brendan and the team for another fantastic day humping and humiliating the Huns to win the league at home for the first time in 39 years. If you're out and about in the town tonight take care they're follow followers are very angry.

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29 Apr 2018 16:21:43
What a s**t show. It didn't seem real :)

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29 Apr 2018 14:34:04
Stevie Gerrard interview! lol

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29 Apr 2018 17:23:46
Quality.

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29 Apr 2018 14:15:13
Sensational start, fantastic football and another hammering.
All eleven were magnificent today and were up for it, hungry and confident to get those hard earned medals and the 7th title in-a-row.
This was a perfect performance all over the pitch and if it wasn't for their 'keeper it would have been 10.
Congratulations to BR and The Bhoys, for not only winning another league, but doing it the Celtic way in style against the manky mob.

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29 Apr 2018 15:35:12
Onceabhoy. I agree fantastic performance but the gap is closing. Rangers put 6 passes together in the first half. Have not seen that for over 2 years so they are getting closer.

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29 Apr 2018 13:43:00
🎶🎵This is how it feels to be Celtic
Champions again as you know
Brendan Rogers is here for ten in a row ten in a row🎶🎵🇮🇪🍀🏆.

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29 Apr 2018 14:16:53
On today’s performance I would say edouard must be signed up.

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29 Apr 2018 14:52:44
I said on here a few weeks ago I think our strategy in the summer should be keeping our big players at the club and then building on that. Hopefully Commper can get a run in the last 3 league games so we can see what he is about. Outstanding performance today Mon the hoops yassssss.

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{Ed007's Note - I've heard Compper could be on his way back to Germany this summer.}

29 Apr 2018 15:02:43
Was it him or us ed? never seemed a good fit from outset.

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{Ed007's Note - He just doesn't seem to have impressed anyone, isn't he injured again as well?}

29 Apr 2018 15:41:07
If we sell Dembele for say £15mill and its £7mill for Eduard then its a no brainer. Hope Rogic will stay. We do need a new right back but I think Ralston can do that. We definitely need a new keeper. He just can't play out. A great shop stopper and if we would release him from his playing from the back duties he would be ok. However if BR wants a keeper to play from the back then Gordon is not the man. By the way thought Brown had an average game today. I would rest him for a couple of games. Who cares now and to be fair Aberdeen could do with a wee leg up. Rangers 4th. Perfect season.

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29 Apr 2018 16:47:36
Strange one with Compper. Think a CB is a must in the summer then aswell as keeping our big players👍.

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{Ed007's Note - It's just something I heard, Malky so it's not definite.}

29 Apr 2018 19:49:58
Hopefully next season will see us clear the guys who don't add to the quality of the squad and improve it knowing full well every player replaced is still above what sevco have or will have. Happy days.

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29 Apr 2018 11:27:58
Going to miss our Hun-skelping Talisman today - not even on the bench, but Edouarde has shown he knows where the net is and will cause problems.
Boyata and Gordon made (more) bad decisions/ errors last week and can't afford any today; while
Forrest needs to get the finger out as he has been coasting through games for weeks, without doing what we know he is capable of and wee Roberts must be fed up sitting on that bench yet again.
The players know what is expected - and what to expect, so as long as they all do their jobs and utilise the difference in class, we will be just fine.
I don't know what's happened to Armstrong? As he was just starting to show some form and is missing again, but McGregor is more than capable of doing a job in these games - as is Rogic. COYBIG.

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29 Apr 2018 11:08:26
Bih Eboue on the bench. Given that BR always says he picks subs intending to use them that's interesting i think. Early running at them with big Odds on, space for Tommy Bhoy and Cal Mac in the hole.

By the way. Jamesy, go and rip halliday a new one, you really should mince him.

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29 Apr 2018 09:26:43
A hundred miles an hour start, players touch tight and no doubt some solid/ reckless challenges. But enough about sevco, because that's all they have.

Keep the ball and cut out the risky silly passes, and goalkeeper chips to the wing, and we will be fine. There is not one player who i honestly i would swap into our team from theirs. Remember Celts this is just another league game, with the added spice of a league title wrap up.

This team, and it's followers are scared. Scared of a real beating, by more than four clear goals. Something early to lift the place and they will not know what hit them. They have a defence who just will not cope if they go behind early.

Just play football the Glasgow Celtic way.

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29 Apr 2018 09:57:22
Exactly GJ. They should just be another league side. That's all they are. Yes there's the added spice of a league winner against Rangers but we've shown more often than not that this group can rise to that occasion. Do what we can do, and it's sure to be a memorable day.

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29 Apr 2018 11:15:34
we just need to go and be professional, play to our potential and show our qualities and their frailties. If we go easy on them 2-0, if we open up 4-1. Job done.

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29 Apr 2018 08:17:00
Well, the day has arrived. Let's get right in about them from the off, and show no mercy. Let us celebrate this day and relish another title. Unfortunately I'm at work in the North Sea, but will be there in spirit. Looking forward to winding a few buns up out here, that's if they can be found lol. For those going to the game, be safe. Hail hail bhoys and ghirls.

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29 Apr 2018 08:46:51
Well said @Jenny, Right in among them from the first minute is the only way o go today, let's jump all over them and put this one to bed in the first half. They will try and kick us off the park today so I hope we can avoid injuries. I want the huddle to be special and the crowd will make it and put the fear of god in them.

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29 Apr 2018 08:59:58
Yes, we need to win, because if Gerrard takes the job, we might never beat newco ever again.

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29 Apr 2018 09:20:39
Enjoy the Party!

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29 Apr 2018 09:29:41
Especially after Torres signs and Stevie pulls the boots on again 😂😂.

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Review Of The Day 29th April 2018

29 Apr 2018 07:37:29
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 29th April 2018

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