Celtic Banter Archive April 29 2012

 

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29 Apr 2012 22:01:17
The match was good but the wig stole the show ....TTTS {Ed007's Note - No wonder NL moved seats!!!!! I sent the LFC lads a pic that it was a scout looking at Hooper!!! Calm down calm down....}

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I was wondering why N Lennon moved seats,poor guy maybe he just had a bad hair day :o) pmttid.

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Follow @Fenian_wigman on twitter .....as big as the Anfield cat or is it the Anfield cat ?..............TTTS

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I think it's Craig Whyte in disguise or is that you Wee Pat?

Jungle Bhoy.

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29 Apr 2012 21:45:11
Mrs E, posted your Mccoist joke on a
couple of fans forums, on one your
joke has 64 Thumbs Up and still rising
can I employ you as my joke writer?
LOL Timalloy

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Oh I don't think I'd be that good at it Tim lol. Just watching Sportscene now :-) Mrs E

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29 Apr 2012 20:52:19
Yeah Timalloy, posted wishing them well and a couple of gilfnards had a pop lol, sometimes you can't win. I won't bother next time. Can't wait for the FA Cup final now, just hope the plastic flag brigade sell out their allocation this time so they can see their team getting a good battering! Watching Judas collect his losers medal will be priceless.
JFT96
Smithy

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Thats why i dont bother Smithy, half of them dont know the difference between , wishing them well and a kick in the teeth . good luck hope you enjoy your day as much as we have enjoyed our's.pmttid

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29 Apr 2012 20:23:59
Pat your "expertise" is badly needed on bears page, one unnamed bear
has just posted that "Ally was Graishose in defeat" Could you please
interpret this for us, Gracias and I thank you for being so Gracious...
oh now I get his meaning.....
the hose pipe bans in england...
Grass hoses LOL Timalloy

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Timbo timbo simples,it cums fae the french verb GRAIS-meanin tae huv yur nees skint,
n the spanish verb fur TUBE caeryin waatur,
pit the githur its plane tae see the nob means,ah man caeryin waatur fell n skint hiz nees, n if its a ranjurs fan who went tae the merch tae show hiz loyulty then pit ah mask oan hiz face tae make um look like a parrot militury then lets hope the likwid wisnae waatur bit sulfuric acid,
simples noo ahm joe the toff iz the moras sinin oan dayn ah huv tae set the alarum fur 13:oo hunner hoors
gnite timbo?
gnite jed
gnite irish mac,
fk sake its like the waltoans her

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29 Apr 2012 20:09:14
They say rangers are an institution....... so is carstairs!

Miko

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Oi Miko what happened to the kiss :) .pmttid

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Haha, love ye big chappie!

Miko x

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Big Chappie ha!ha! Im more of a Big Slender Burd (fluttering my eyelashes) :o) pmttid x

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Here miko dont mok caurstairs its a luvly wee place tae go tae, mind you its fkn murdur gettin bak oot, trust meeeeeeeee-hawwwwww

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29 Apr 2012 19:37:36
Forgot to say earlier what a great YNWA that was, superb. It made up for the plastic flags some of your fans had ;-) Tbh the atmosphere at the Glasgow derby or 'old firm' game as the media like to report it seems incredible and as good as any in world football, would you want to lose that forever?
JFT96
Smithy

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Hi Smithy, see some "RFC/Chelsea" fans giving you a hard time...
Only way to answer them is stuff chelsea next week Timalloy

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29 Apr 2012 12:08:02
ahl tell ye wan finul story ed n it wiz 100% true, ah played fur a wee team in posso wen ah wiz aboot 11/12 we wur a great wee team anywaey we wun ah cupple ah cups n things in wur vey furst year, it wiz aw the boays fae the same st mer ur less n grew up wae wan anuvva so we new how we wid aw play, anywaey the guy who ran the tea cauld jon walls nae less manijed tae get us a tour ae sellik park ! fan dabbie dozie coz am wan ae only 3 boays thit wur sellik, so they hud rote tae ranjurs n thistul bit nevur goat ah reply, so aff we go tae parkheid ( we evun goat aday aff skool , see it nevur did me any herm ed) ah remenbur thinkin wit ah day this iz ahl be abul tae walk oan the pitch n staun oan the big stand n stuff! bit it wiz evun bettur thin that n we wur showed aw roon the main staun THEN we goat took aroon aw the in side ae the dressin roomsn showurs etc, fkn amazin ed am in ah trance,
so we goes up ( ah think ) mibbee 2 flairs tae look it the trofy room brill aw the auld trofies n stuff pennants everywhere, real madrid barca, aw the top names,
the thing wiz we wur jist walkin aboot the place THUR WIZ NOT A SOUL TAE BE SEEN except fur a wumin passin ur n oafice wurkur mibee, we even went tae " the managers office!" ther wiz wee pat lookin it notes fae this wan n fae big jock tae sombidy else mumbo jumbo really ,
bit when we wur in the trofy room honistly it wiz chaos ye opnt a drawur n thur wiz medulsn pennintsn framed things EVERYWHER nae kiddin, so wit diz wee pat dae, aye yuv guessed it ah thote hing oan if thurs naebidy here n aw this stuff iz well,JIST LYIN THERE?
so ah took 2 pennints n stuffed thum up ma jook ( whit ah wurd ed ) when ah wiz turnin roon tae leev this fkn big guy sade( hey you ya theivin wee basturd whit huv ye goat up yur jumpur?" fkn strait oot the main door ae the auld stadium wae ah kick in the arse fur ma dirty deeds tae,
fur sum raisin we wur nevur invitit bak wtf iz that aw aboot?
nevur furget it on ma life, see even then ah wiz ah theevin wee mungrul ed am still blushin, ah aewaeys sade " wan day ahm gonnae be bak here bit this time in the dressin room,
( so ah cood steeeel the fitba taps!)
here ed if ye cast yur mind bak tae anuthur auld pal ae mine fae posso " dingy hamilton" who wiz a crackin playur tae bit playid fur the ranjurz he did sumthin jist iz bad , in fact wurse he wiz ah playur ffs" ( then it hibs)

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Pat, a Mr Lawwell has just been on, could the person that took the big cup (European cup) please either return it or hand in the pawn ticket...... Timalloy

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That wiz jist before it timbo 63/64
hey if it wid huv been there,
buckfast dont do guidit tours but if they did
?????
bit ah meen it the place wiz chaos drawurs full a momentos n gifts n things EVERYWHERE?
ah no its difrent noo coz av dun the guidit tour a cuple ah times n very organised tae the waey it shood be" when ah menshund tae the tour guide 1st time whit ah found in the trophy room ( bit fur sum raisin ah nevur menshind ma wee lapse ae consintrashun timbo) funny enuff the wee guide intruduced himself iz " dixie deans"

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Pat, Dixie Deans! he gave us Celtic fans some great moments, hatricks in cup finals etc... and some worse moments
his penalty kick blazed over the bar against AC Milan in european cup smi final at Parkhead... Timalloy

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29 Apr 2012 11:38:24
Two questions regarding the Rangers fans march on Hampden.
a) Did the participants need oxygen when they crossed the finishing line?
b) Will the SFA slap on another years embargo for time wasting?

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29 Apr 2012 10:45:01
Tell all the bears you know
2012 is as far as they go
You can tell wee Aluko
he'll be playing for a Newco
and his contract is
PAY AS YOU GO!

Come on the Bhoys! Timalloy

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Kwaality timbo

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29 apr 2012 09:24:39
yaaaassss! lets do this shower of tax dodging self righteous s**te today celtic. cant wait for this. we'll meeeeeeeet agaaaaaiiinn dont know where don't know when!........ good luck to the bhoys today and stay safe everyone. x

shuggy67
just woke up.

oh and if izaguirre doesn't start today wee lenny is getting his lug well and truly pinged when i see him. hail hail

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29 Apr 2012 09:11:01
Will be a laugh if the Celtic support all sing Vera Lynn's 'We'll meet again' to the visitors today. Almost controversial.
On the one hand, the song can be seen as a patriotic, emotional, rousing anthem - designed to unite and bind the many different threads of society - to fearlessly stand together for the common good against the person menace, and their ideology of being the 'master race'.
Or you could say it is just an old woman singing about the war...................kbt1978

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29 Apr 2012 09:03:35
March to ibrox next week by the people owed money from rangers,expect at least doule the size of the crowd that marched to the sfa yesterday

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29 Apr 2012 08:07:32
When RFC drop to Div3 will they
charge the fans the going rate £120
for season book and £12 at the gate!#

If so then this will not buy many
quality players or the ground upkeep
especially if they pay their TAX etc...

Massiive 2000 marched yesterday,
some were hiding their face in shame.

Poor RFC fans have been done
over and over by DM, CW and AM...

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Aye whit wiz aw that ye turn up tae show support fur yur team then HIDE YUR FACES wtf iz that kn idiuts

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29 Apr 2012 02:31:25
A fantastic interview with Fergus -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw54-U7iqMs&feature=related

Its done by traynor but is actually well done for him! folk have prob seen it, i know i had but is deffo worth a watch again!

be warned it is 45 mins long, but approx 13 mins in there is a very pertinent point made.

Evinguu

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Talks a lot of sense I think anybody who hasn't seen this should especially R***ers supporters and the Blue sh**es
DB77

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Thanks for that. there were a lot of people clinging on to power who spread a lot of propaganda at that time. when he said 'we werent surrounded by friends' i laughed out loud. many believed it as you can see. (remind you of anybody ?)
at the time though, a lot more of us could see through it and supported what mr. mcann was doing. he really is a true celtic legend.

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29 Apr 2012 01:05:53
It's been said Celtic could win the SPL twice if we win tomorrow . Because of their 10 point penalty we won it at Rugby Park , now if we win at Paradise we win it without the 10 point penalty . C'mon ye Celts don't let us down let us really party."...DH

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Never thought of that.
champions twice.
once thru rangers demise and once thru our own efforts. tainted my erse.

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