Celtic Banter Archive September 28 2011

 

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28 Sep 2011 23:27:59
Looks like Whytes lies aren't even lasting a day.You would have think he would have looked into stuff before opening his mouth

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2043036/Dave-Whelan-says-Rangers-joining-Premier-League.html?ITO=1490

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28 Sep 2011 22:51:28
Lol.....i could have sworn you said Pressley. Id be more confident with Elvis bloody Pressley. {Ed007's Note - Priscilla would be better.}

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28 Sep 2011 21:40:40
I see we are keeping tabs on garry
o,connor ?do we still have scouts in saughton or barlinnie or have they all been released?
maybe he,ll be in there for a while if he escapes they could make a film called o con air
well it is wednesday night even darby o,gills pals wont go out.taclch.

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28 Sep 2011 20:36:20
all the celtic fans r happy that rangers might go bust and i dont no why cause the spl is crap the only good games r the old firm and if rangers go bust then the league will be s**t and scottish football will die so as a celtic fan i hope the rangers win their case {Ed007's Note - I very seriously doubt that Rangers will go bust, you can calm down.}

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28 Sep 2011 20:31:16
What will the score be tomorrow? Buoys win?

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28 Sep 2011 20:26:19
ed rangers fan in piece were is wee pat fae posso know seen him post for ages and he is qwite hilarious and quite like reading his posts {Ed007's Note - I don't know mate, he hasn't been about. I have no idea who he is, he only ever posts his wisdom and it isn't a regular's IP. Hope he is ok who ever he is now you mention it.}

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Could Posso Pat be a famous comedian,
Billy Connolly perhaps?
paddybhoy

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28 Sep 2011 19:49:15
hey Ed if i wanted to complain about the conduct of another Ed how would i go about it {Ed007's Note - Use the 'Contact Us' button on the right at the bottom of the page links.}

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28 Sep 2011 19:31:26
Going soon to watch Valencia - Chelski game, come on you Spanish. Thought about team for tomorrow hope lenny goes 442 if so my team is
Forster, Mathews, Mastolovic, Loovens, Mulgrew
Forrest, Kayal, Ki, Ledley, Hooper Stokes
Hope Bangura gets run out, same for Wanyama.
Would like to see Rogne get a game but dont think Lenny will risk him tomorrow in a high profile game.
(my new catch phrase Timalloy often imitated never bettered)
PS wont be on tomorrow, going to game with my two nephews, time to educate them into Celtic, hope my brother in law is not reading this ha ha. Bears try and not miss me too much after all I love you all xxxxxxx {Ed007's Note - Later Tim, enjoy the match.}

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Forster should be dropped an cervi given a chance,plus wanyama,looks another dud,what are our scouts playing at,matthews is terrible too

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I agree the scouting has to be looked at,how can rangers find goian and boconegra and we get kelvin wilson and el had khdouria its a joke and resigning forster

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28 Sep 2011 19:10:47
I'm honestly worried about my team's spirit..Where has the team that beat rangers 3-0 and were unbeaten at ibrox gone ? I don't want to win the league just because rangers are in trouble with the tax man or 'have to' sell their players (although think Jelavic would go anyway). If the worst happens across the city, i fear we won't spend and will be another smokescreen for our poor defence. I want a team I feel confident with and can compete in Europe...at the very least in the Europa (I know Barca etc are out of the question at the moment). - Chrissy

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28 Sep 2011 17:36:00
Where is Timalloy? I was expecting a joke about Tevez by now ;)

G.A.G.U.S {Ed007's Note - He was here. I heard earlier the reason Tevez didn't go on was because Mancini told him Franck Ribery was nicer looking than him! We had enough of moody players up here GAGUS with Viduka and Van Hooijdonk. AF had the right idea when he hunted Tevez. City have been trying to get a swap with Madrid for Di Maria sorted out, I don't know how Mourinho will look on last night though.}

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G.A.G.U.S I was lucky to see the Lisbon Lions play, big Jock Stein would have made Tevez go home on his own and pay his own way, then back at Parkhead his feet would not have touched the floor on his way out the door. I honestly feel sorry for the genuine City fans Timalloy

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Di Maria? I f**king hate Di Maria. He dives, he cheats, and he's Argentinean. And he isn't even that good imo.

G.A.G.U.S {Ed007's Note - I was told about it last week(ish). I thought if Tevez went there maybe Higuain would be available but that doesn't look the case, Madrid are a bit short on strikers.}

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28 Sep 2011 16:32:42
Timalloy you are a serial ass licker haha no-one has even replied to your posts on the Liverpool site.

Get a Life Man.

CoplandBear {Ed007's Note - There was Rangers fan posting as Tim on the site. Probably the same one who keeps going back to check if he has managed to cause trouble and rushing back to report it on the Rangers page, he hasn't his post has been removed.}

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If thats the case ED you have to admit he is still a serial ass licker.

CoplandBear {Ed007's Note - Or a Rangers fan that is jealous of him and wants to cause him problems because they haven't got the guts to say anything to him.}

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Did you read my 1st post? Was that not directed to him ED?? A bit slow today aren't you.

CoplandBear {Ed007's Note - No, I am explaining the childish actions of a Rangers supporter that is so pathetic he goes on other sites trying to cause trouble by pretending to be someone else. And why Rangers fans feel the need to even trawl through other sites to see what other posters are up to then bring it back on here, did you answer Tim on the LFC pages? It's there that the posts are, not here.}

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Copland Bear Hugs and Kisses xxx Timalloy ( you said i was an ass kisser )

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28 Sep 2011 16:29:47
Ed007, just on Rangers pages and some "unamed" poster accusing me again of posting things on LFC site, a big Thank You to Ed014 for telling everyone I tag all my posts. last night someone copied a post of mine and put in LFC site and then made accusations again about something that happened a month ago and was cleared up.
I seem to have really hacked off some people, hence this stupid campaign. Can I just say guys, yes I post silly things on Rangers site like the Celtic songs thing, but it is for a laugh and a joke, if you don't like it ignore it or give me something back, I welcome the banter but let us all keep a sense of perspective. If it continues I will post endless jokes on gers site and you won't like that LOL timalloy {Ed007's Note - I'll pass on your thanks Tim, seems a very petty thing to do, small things and small minds I suppose.}

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28 Sep 2011 16:05:00
Afternoon Ed007, saw article in Evening Times regarding Whyte and EPL and also about possible administration. If there was a way to join EPL Celtic would have done it sooner, this other "european league" was also mooted a couple of years ago and was shot down by if I remember correctly Mr Murray.
Also this talk of running two teams one in england and scotland I would imagine there are rules against this. I see article is by Darrell King another tame bear/poodle, think whyte is using his lackies to prepare gers fans for administration.
I had a wry smile when Whyte said he had businesses all over europe and employed thousands but refused to name them. Most businessmen are only to happy to boast about their empires, seems Whyte is the shy retiring type, same as our great Scottish journalists who cannot find either the motivation or the means to investigate Mr "billionaire" Whyte. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Do you not think if there was anything in the moving to England fairy story that bigger news agencies than the ET would be chasing it? I spoke to some people that know a lot more than me what is going on down there, when I showed them the interview they just laughed and the word 'outrageous' was used.}

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28 Sep 2011 13:36:21
just a little note about the young lad feruz about going to chelsea how many young lads have use took from other clubs and not bothered about it of course u would want to go to a team that plays in the premiership or do use actually believe that celtic r the be all and end all. {Ed007's Note - You obviously don't know the full story.}

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Do use (you all) actually believe that celtic r the be all and end all - YES !!

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Nobody is saying Celtic are the B all and end all , but this guy is 16 years old , badly advised by a greedy agent , and we are unlikely to see the boy in the Chelsea first team , being honest we would probably not have seen him in Celtic's first team either , but he would have stood a better chance , his head has been turned and he probably thinks he's "arrived" but he's just f#cked his career probably and will be quickly forgotten , ala Liam Miller ! {Ed007's Note - I think we would have seen him in our first team.}

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He is 16 (possibly older african Birth certificates are notoriously unreliable) and if Chelsea are so desperate to have him and he is desperate to go then fine. As I've said before, I been hearing about wonder kids at Celtic for years and the only one who ever came to any thing that I can think of was Mcgeady.
E. G Carlo Motti, Mark Fotheringham, Simon Ferry, Owen Archdeachon, Sheridan, Birchill. Losing a promising kid is not the same as loosing a top class player no matter how promising

David

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28 Sep 2011 13:15:04
By Hauftime O'Toley

Craig Whyte, one of several men from Motherwell to be worth in excess of £10, has spent a substantial part of his fortune, (£1), to finance the purchase of Rangers Football Club, a faltering institution based in one of the seedier parts of Glasgow.

As a reward for his philantrophy he now inherits a forthcoming tax bill from Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs which may or may not exceeed £40 million.

As most people know, this is rather more than the £1 the club is worth, which is why Sir David Murray was only too glad to be shot of it.

Now Craig, here's what to do. Take a bottle of whisky and a loaded revolver into a darkened room. Lock the door and have a wee think. There is a cure for your folly. Time it right and you'll headline on BBC Scotland News.

Daft galoot !

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Hi Hauftime O'Toley, wish I had thought up that name brilliant, my respect LOL Timalloy Yourself and Mr Magoo with his spectacles are great ha ha

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28 Sep 2011 13:03:45
Hi ed. Why is 2maro nites game kicking of at 6? Bit of a pain in the ass that. I hope banana 1 and 2 ain't playing. I'd rather have a polar bear in goals than foster at least the bear would be more mobile. It ain't good for the heart watching our defence lately. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - It is just one of the two standard kick off times for the EL, CFC have no control over it.}

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28 Sep 2011 13:00:24
Maybe the extra wage no wonder he's wantin to sign a new deal, hes only on 8 grand odds a week so was izzy but he got a new deal ages ago so can't blame kayal for wanton a new deal/money

Think chessney was good on paper but a bit of a **** with the media n that, also same goes with rangers it makes both teams look stupid if they try & sign previous players/managers don't give a Scottish football a lift in any way just makes us look daft.

All the same think we will get a result tomoz, think the 1st 15 min in a must in defence they know the back to CB are shot too bits but all going well we should get the 3 points

Hail hail
Lenny.

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28 Sep 2011 12:28:00
even if kayal is about
to sign a new deal it
may just be for the
extra wages, then he
will be off at the end of
the season. He has not
been the same player
this year. What do you
think about gettin
strachan back, we have
went downhill since he
left

JoJo

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28 Sep 2011 11:36:10
Morning Ed007, heading out soon just wanted to say well done to all the bears on rangers site 16.52 yesterday FOURTEEN of you all discussing Celtic songs, you could not make it up ha ha Timalloy

Re: biggin up ur own posts the day after you started it. sittin counting how many people reply..... Self Esteem that low Tim ? awwww shame

Germinator

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Aw Germinator and I thought you liked me ha ha. Seriously I just thought it funny that rangers fans would take my post so seriously as to talk about our Celtic songs, one post I loved was bear who put words of Grand Old Team with Everton words to prove his point ha ha, just for the record I dont care who sang songs first just know we Celtic fans sing them better LOL timalloy

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You thought i liked you really ?! but im a knuckle draggin bluenose who hates all celtic fans just like the rest of us :oP



Germinator {Ed007's Note - Good for you Germ, admitting it is half the battle. Now you have accepted that we will cut you some slack ;-)

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Yes Germinator, but that is why I go on your site to try and educate you all in the finer things in life LOL Timalloy
Go on give us a chorus of "It's a Grand Old Team" any version is ok ha ha

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28 Sep 2011 11:29:45
Not looking forward to 2MORRO nyt. we are rotten atm. We needed some investment in the team but never got it.

Lawell pulled the wool over our eyes and has been for a while. I like how he did not take his 200,000 BONUS.

3 trophies from the last 15 available. No title for 3 years and for all the slagging the gers get they ripped us a part during the OF game and look pretty strong

Would like fellow celts to stop moaning about them and start worrying about us as we are a shambles.

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I like how he did not take his 200,000 BONUS...

If you read the small print in his "generous" gesture, he has only put it on hold. It will end up in his greedy back pocket soon enuff

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28 Sep 2011 09:28:11
Morning Ed007, heading out soon just wanted to say well done to all the bears on rangers site 16.52 yesterday FOURTEEN of you all discussing Celtic songs, you could not make it up ha ha Timalloy

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28 Sep 2011 00:21:51
Best team for thursday....
Foster
Mathews
Mulgrew
Wanyama
Mark Wilson

Forest
Kayal
Ki
Ledley

Hooper
Stokes

We cant let dumb and dumber near the back 4. Loovens is too unpredictable and panics. Majstonic
runs like the hairs of his arse is tied together. we need a result

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Id like to see Bangura in there but agree on most of your selection. If Glenda and Dan play I will be shocked and I reckon it will lead to our worst home defeat ever in Europe. I think NL is in a fix and its up to those he selects to do their jobs properly individually and collectively but as I say, and I hate to say it I fear the worst.

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