Celtic Banter Archive May 28 2011

28 May 2011 21:26:22
Ah know ed, as long as he's got a big wallet.

C-bear85 (it's beebop)

28 May 2011 20:37:38
Celtic to sign the hulk and pit bull, also heard they also want to sign the turtles. Their agent ''shredder'' says they want 45 pizzas per week fae the world renound Celtic burger van. Bee bob and rocksteady have said they will not join as they would not be guaranteed first team football and crang has offered them a better deal. This has been reported by April the turtles pr burd. Also heeman is looking for a new club as he has fell out way the thundercats. Wot do u think ed?? Any chance of this happening?

C-bear85 {Ed007's Note - It was Bepop was it not? Is that your new owner c-bear Crang Whyte?}

28 May 2011 19:42:33
Ah never said steve austin was signing, never heard of him anyway. The buger vans open every day bar Sunday (unless a game) for the workers near by. An ma mates uncle does ken lawwell. . . FACT

THEREALDEAL BHOY (CONVERTING THE DOUBTFUL)

An' that's the bottom line. .cause REALDEAL SAID SO!

I smell sh*te its ur uncle noooo u said it was ur mate so make up ur mind the real bullsh*tter

28 May 2011 17:28:33
Realdealbhoy, Have you ever watched the Catherine Tate show? There are a couple of characters who own a burger van, called Irene and vernon. Their main customer is a guy called Neville (brian Murphy, from george and mildred). Irene spends all her time trying to convince Neville, that a host of famous people have visited her burger van. Desmond Tutu, madonna, Henry v111, and loads more have been to her burger van for a bite to eat and a chat. So anyone who calls realdealbhoys integrity into question, just watch the Catherine Tate show on Comedy Gold, to prove that the stars really do visit burger vans!. Keep it up Realdealbhoy!
paddybhoy

So you're saying Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Celtic shirt is a possibility then? {Ed007's Note -Over to you realdealbhoy..............}

28 May 2011 14:53:27
Rite am gonny pit this to bed. Ma mate does work at the burger van. And his uncle owens it and sometimes works there. Lawwell telt his uncle this info as he knows him through business and goes to the burger van a cppl of times a week fur his tea n that. And so does lenny and some of the coaching staff. My mate has ears and overhears things and passes them oan to me to fill u in. And I'll continue to fill u in as ma rumours are far more substantial than anything else I here oan here.

Therealdeal bhoy (fact no fiction)

Ur hilariou

Why would u open a burger van during the week at the end of a season when there's no games ? That's just pure daft ! Typical Celtic supporters tbh

Does he sell veggie burgers?

"Ma mate does work at the burger van. ."

Maybe.

"Lawwell telt his uncle this info. ."

No he didn't.

Haaha keep giving us the laughs

28 May 2011 11:04:25
28 May 2011 10:16:05
Here we go. .

"Radio Clyde understands that Peter Lawell's discussions with Neil Lennon have come "un-stuck". Finance seems to be the issue, at this point we do not know if this relates to Mr Lennons personal terms or investment in the playing staff. ."

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And so the mischeif making begins!

HH
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All hearsay until we hear it from the mouth of lennon or lawwell