Celtic Banter Archive July 28 2011

28 Jul 2011 23:02:31
I'll try this again, the following post was what I was referring to.....Miko

Ref:
27 Jul 2011 21:51:37
Ed mate, astonished celtic fan here, u have clowns on here claiming rangers are the only Scottish team to have played in the champs league in the last decade. You need to sort that son. Unbelievable.

Drew {Ed047's Note - son? Get tae yer bed Drew. I can confirm Celtic have played in the CL during the last decade more than once
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Some donk said that the G@rs were the only scottish representative in the CL in the last 10 years, so i posted our European record in the last 10 years, highlighting 2 CL group stage qualifications which the mighty G@rs have never achieved. We also got to a UEFA cup final which will be remembered in history as one of the best in recent years as not only did our glorious support grace this final in great numbers, we gave the following years CL winners a run for their money bt playing the Celts way - open and attractive football. In comparison, your lot disgraced themselves all the way to the final in Manchester by playing a brand of football that was an absolute disgrace. Then you rioted through the streets of Manchester after gettin pumped 3-0 - true to form

Celts over the last 10 years have had better results in Europe than you lot in comparison, seeing off teams such as Juve, Man Utd, Milan, Valencia, Benfica, Barca, Porto, Liverpool, Lyon, Villarreal, Ajax, etc.

All in all, we have been more successful in Europe in the last 10 years. Anyone disagree?.....Miko

Miko just posted on gers site both teams coefficient over 5 years have a read, but gist of it is if we do better in europe THIS season than gers we overtake their coefficient Fair Minded Tim

Miko pal, you're bob on. Those nights against Europes finest were proud moments. I could watch Naka's free-kick over and over.

I see you took pelters again off your pals from the darkside. They don't understand the beautiful game, although anti-football isn't a sport I watch so maybe we should forgive em.

Shaunybhoy

Here guys you keep bleating on about your wonderful record in CL just remind me of your away record in CL it seem to have eluded me lol

Haha, our away record, is that your best retort, you plonker Like Shaunyboy mentioned (aright pal, am gettin it up the ar*e off that mob), we had fantastic European nights which will never be forgotten, special nights Champions League nights at Paradise are second to none. And Shaunyboy, we've earned the right to be PROUD Celts, whereas the Shame can only feel.......shame lol.

Seen your post FMT, hopefully that'll be the case my friend. Gettin it tight over there, appreciate the support buddy. Hail Hail.......Miko

PS: submitted the same post over on their site, you should see the responses, hilarious

Imagine what we'd have done if we had an away record.

We've beaten some of Europes best teams on our own patch, you lost to Malmo on yours. Your aim is not get beat, our aim is to win, I prefer our way, it's exciting.

Shaunybhoy

Poetry Shaunyboy, love that statement pal, can I use it, timeless...lol.........Miko

Spot on Shaunybhoy thats part of the problem in scottish football in general all the way to international level. When we get beaten (domestically) its by teams who try to win, too much of the time teams try to just not lose to us, hearts tried to win tonight and got a decent result ( although should have beaten those guys) and united tried in the first half last week, second half they went lets not concede keep it tight and were through .... what happens?? they are out

along the lines of you, better to go down fighting than with a whimper defeat is easier to swallow if you go down with a fight

Evinguu

Ps - wish those nights of beating these teams would come back been too long :( still great memories tho

Those amazing nites will be upon us soon enough my friend once we wipe the floor with the shame and get our young squad some european experience in the europa this season then we'l be back where we belong

Good nite and god bless

Mikey {Ed007's Note - Good night Mikey.}

28 Jul 2011 22:34:31
Get him told ed...no trolls allowed, esp if they cant even leave a name

Mikey

28 Jul 2011 21:26:59
Miko Gers Ed wants to quote facts to you about Co efficient and how gers are above us, how they got to eufa final in manchester, also mentioned we got ko'd last year twice in europe, told him to ask how many Police his fans KO'd in Manchester ILWT (doubt he will post it)

Cheers ILWT, just seen it pal, thanks for the backup buddy, they keep trying but they'll never beat me. They're not smart enough, I've just posted a response - we'll see if it makes it up.

Nice comment though, it made it up, pissed maself laffin, lol......Miko

28 Jul 2011 20:55:23
hey Miko

your Ed only post positive things you morons write about your beloved Septic anyone who dares say something negative about your club or that half wit Lennon gets banned or no post put up i will be surprised if this posts see the light what we need is Eds who are willing to take it on the chin just like big Tony mowbery did {Ed007's Note - Are you for real? The only people who get banned are imbeciles that try to post up sectarian bile, obviously you must have fell into that category at some point or you wouldn't have known.}

Hey Ed the post about you being bias is from me just trying to get a reaction from Miko and if he knows its from me he wont bite dont post This

Tony

Ffs Ed which part of dont post this do you not understand LOL

Tony {Ed007's Note - lol, sorry I checked the wrong box mate!!!! I wanted to see if he bit too.}

Evening Ed, another unruly visitor besmirching your good name?

Ya dumb wee bear cub....many of your fellow numpties are on here regularly and the vast majority of it ain't that positive so wander off back to Greyskull and have tonights wet dream bout signing someone, only for you to wake and find out another clubs said "please Mr Whyte, can I have some more".

Shaunybhoy

Tony, you're a dog man. Covert Ops eh, sneaky.

Apologies for the above but you hooked one fish.

Shaunybhoy

Well can you no take it of before he sees it lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - I will try, but this is peak time with the servers, sorry again Tony.}

Tony I can confirm Mr Whyte opened his cheque book today , then closed it straight away ILWT

Shaun did you know Miko went onto rangers pages and told everyone i was a Celtic fan and wouldn't be posting last night cause i was of to the Wolves game now every time i post on there im told to f*ck off Timothy


Tony {Ed007's Note - Belter!!}

I've seen Miko's work mate, he's a scoundrel of the highest order but your Ed and some of your fellow Grrrs kinda ask for it eh?

I'd be on to Trading Standards cos there ain't much "banter" on your page.

Shaunybhoy

Some of my fellow bears are hitting the panic button but i think we are only on yellow alert or def con 2 no need to panic just yet the team needs a wake up call and i think they got it against Malmo

Tony

Haw Ed, you turning to the dark side? I'm on their forum givin them pelters for abusing you and you're in some covert operation with Tony macaroni to make me bite. That's it pal, we're done......or did you deliberately sabotage it?

Tony, you still tryin to bust ma baws mate? You should see the pelters I'm gettin over on the dark side, lovin' it They feckin detest me, lol.

Miko {Ed007's Note - I took the bait at first as well Miko, look at my answer before I knew it was Tony.}

Way too early for that mate. It ain't Stay-Puft Sallys fault for me, Shooter & his unusually orange faced friend couldn't pull a cracker at Xmas.

Like I said previously, join us in the Europa Lge, then yous can come and help the Co-Eff business. We'll say thanks for the Champions Lge money next year.

Shaunybhoy

28 Jul 2011 19:40:37
Ddldldlldlldwdllddddl.....No its not a place in Wales its Rangers last 21 games in Europe

Did yous no get put twice in the one month last season??

Braga - pumped, Utrecht - pumped

Outstanding effort Bhoys

U not reckon that could come back to bite you right on the arse ?

Have u watched your lot recently? And it's not like you can use the new signings "excuse" cos no-one wants to come.

Shaunybhoy

At least we won our home games

Mikey

Braga went on to Eurpoa Cup Final yet we beat them easily at Paradise, Also destroyed Uterecht at home

Malmo, Unirea Urziceni, FBK Kaunas, Artmedia Bratislava

DazzaBhoy

28 Jul 2011 17:23:47
What's the difference between a caravan full of sellick fans and a Hedgehog?

On a hedgehog, the pr*cks are on the outside

HAW HAW KWALITY

Really good to see your university education helping you with your spelling

28 Jul 2011 16:13:04
To the guy wantin ma seat details, pass your mobile number to the ed and il give you a bell and tell ye. Though you could probably take a guess where i will be, Celtic are fully aware who and where a am, be sure of that
jamie mac

Another ***, full of p155 Jamie

DazzaBhoy

28 Jul 2011 15:53:56
2min into the game on sunday you say? Maybe you should be considerin a hearin test mate, cause that was when sammy appeared at the corner for his warm up, so maybe the chant was for him billy? As for the gb, i know for a fact, the boys know what their upto, they are not stupid enough to risk the section for chanting deemed illegal. They didnt get so big bein stupid saddlehead
jamie mac

28 Jul 2011 13:32:12
Ed you're supposed to be impartial but you're always against Rangers, now grow up ya f*d, anyway, 4IAR here we go, Wolves lmfao, yeah your lot are in great shape. {Ed007's Note - Where does it say I am meant to be impartial? It is a site about CFC, so obviously I am a CFC fan. Did you dog school the day they covered common sense? It is complete morons like you that give your club a bad name, "4IAR here we go" and you are telling me to grow up, look up the meaning of the word irony if you can borrow a dictionary from someone. Malmo ROFLMFAO!}

Yes ed thats what am talking about stick it to that wee pie....

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Hi VPB, the guy was obviously a complete moron, no other explanation I can think of. I have said a hundred times that Rangers fans are welcome, but at the very least try to be funny or constructive. Being told to grow up by someone not even mature (or intelligent) enough to think up or leave a name sums the type of person up IMO. Damn school holidays!!}

Hail Hail Ed, the Ed on there site is so biased he rarely puts up any posts that don't agree with his viewpoint Freedom of speech is ignored if you don't follow his mob

DazzaBhoy

Haw Ed, don't let the b*st*rds get you down pal, lol. And there's no need to explain yourself to these trumpets either....Miko {Ed007's Note - It will take a lot more than anything they post to get me down Miko.}

28 Jul 2011 13:02:58
on this site nearly everyday ed , so first time post just thought i would voice my disappointment on the GB last night (wolves game)in singing the ooh ahh up the ** , do they not realise that the local rags are just waiting on one false move so as they can slate us , if any GB member reads this site please pass round to your fellow GB members to give it a rest , they are the best thing at CP when games are boring but they will end up getting split up or disbanded if CELTIC get fined or anything else, great site ed . {Ed007's Note - Welcome, and thanks for the praise, it is appreciated.}

Oooft dont let jamie mac read that chief he wont be pleased at all

28 Jul 2011 02:32:17
What is with all ra peepo claimin we'r 'tryin to steal goodwullie from us' and 'if we lose him to them'?

I woz under the impression hes a dundee utd player and not 'theirs'....also if the storys true then we are trying to buy him, not steal him

are they deluded or just plain dumb?

Mikey

Because they are idiots miko, plain and simple. It's not as if rangers scouts have discovered him in some far off land, he scores in scotland week in and week out, we can all see his qualities. Rangers fans believe everything they read though, if a player is interesting either team the papers make out that both team want them in order to sell papers but they seem to think that lenny just sits with the sun and the daily record so he can steal rangers targets. Lafferty and Weiss were both apparently celtic targets first but didnt hear them moaning. We have our own scouting system that has produced matthews, kayal, izzaguirre, hooper etc. If Lenny is interested in goodwillie, he will just wait for rangers best offer and then see if we can beat it, similar to the kris commons capture.
Kevbhoy

I think even u mikey knows wot he is on about. stealing from under our noses m8t dont even try to tel me u hav never used that word in the past? but u are right everybody including celtic hav the right to try sign any player available.

Agree with you there, still Dundee utd, not rangers or anyone else, can speak to who ever he wants

If rangers want to buy these players that they keep telling everyone about they should put up or shut up. The fact Celtic have more financial clout is the reason the players have come to us before them. When the rolls were reversed a few years back rangers did the exact same thing. Cannigia, Novo, adamcek, Mo Johnson and I'm sure theres been more. Time you's dried yer eyes. business is business