Celtic Banter Archive November 27 2010

 

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27 Nov 2010 23:33:38

We don`t do banter but if we did. . . . . . .
Q what is the difference between a female gers fan and a pitbull.
A lipstick

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27 Nov 2010 23:22:46

Re the Strachan Years

WGS also quipped, "with all this injury time it's taking us to get the winners, my wife Lesley wondered do I have a bit on the side I'm away so long", as the op said funny there were nothing wrong during WGS's 3 in row winning tenure, because Celtic were getting more than their fair share of favourable decisions, thus no need for witch hunts or inquiries, are you so dense you can't comprehend sense? ?

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27 Nov 2010 22:59:59

My my there's a lot of Celtic fans raging on here tonight, more points dropped, I don't blame them, I see other posters putting the usual drivel merchants, ie sick bhoy and gerry bhoy in their place , boy can they spout it! but when anyone hits them back with sense, wallop! they can't hack it, out comes their raging heads, more fabrications/fiction, these poor sods need to be pitied more than anything else they know no better, one thing for sure they don't or can't do banter, better to ignore them they might just might disappear and leave this site tripeless, maybe then there might be a more intelligent banter rapport, until then we can only hope that day may come soon

Anyway it's been a good day!

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27 Nov 2010 21:51:58

David dowling the vice chairman of the refs committee is a gers fan and a shareholder in rangers. no wonder the gers fans are crying their eyes out about us having a go at refs. its time for change.

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27 Nov 2010 21:33:12

Sorry Lenny but your taxi awaits you.

27 Nov 2010 20:59:25

Who is the clown banging on about the strachan years. strachan said its funny that a team that does so much attacking football, we never seem to get any penalties. so stop talking c* p.

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27 Nov 2010 19:30:29
And less of the cretin patter, I've probaly forgot more than you know! Theres an excuse for lack of intelligence, but not for lack of class, I expected better but once again you have shown your mental inadequacies. Is the snow stopping you delivering for the local chip shop tonight? ?

SickBhoy

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27 Nov 2010 19:25:20
The reason I don't believe the stories is because I do not believe a professional referee would be so stupid to get involved in anything like that, knowing what the Scottish/British press are like. I have stated here before that I don't believe that Mcdonald cheated, his crime was lying to a member of the football association he was supposed to represent AND to his immediate supervisor, while also encouraging others to do so. Then again the SFA have got a history of collusions, lies and cover ups, remember Jim Farry? The easiset thing to do here is for any decent minded football fan to contact their MSP to get the Scottish Parliament to investigate the running of the SFA. If questions can be raised in Parliament regarding a hand out to ease Rangers financial difficulties, surely questions can be asked about the people running the game.

SickBhoy

27 Nov 2010 19:23:02
Typical classless celtic - lets not worry about dropping points at home to caley - lets post pish about refs and betting scandals. you lot are a disgrace - hoping for refs from all over the world to shut you lot up. no doubt conversation will go back to rangers cash situation - anything but look at whats in front of your face. LENNON IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, HIS PLAYERS AINT GOOD ENOUGH, YOU AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR EUROPE, YOU AINT GOING TO WIN LEAGUE. funny how when lennon stops running about n snarling at 4th officials 2 points dropped at 1st game?? gutless, classless, losers. 3 in a row - the tiger (arise sir walter)
btw - if by miracle lennon manages to be a decent manager somewere (after he sacked by celtic next october) do you think one day he might meet the queen and become sir neil lennon, him being british n all? ?

27 Nov 2010 19:14:48
1-1 at ibox when ex legend butcher moaned that you don't get penalties here after another stone waller is denied, is butcher paranoid?

27 Nov 2010 19:13:42

Dick bhoy,

Funny how these mysterious happenings only happened over the last 2/3 years, and not the 3 years prior to that. . . the Strachan years, convenient mole eh?

Dick bhoy = feckin Walter Mitty

Gies a break ya warmer

27 Nov 2010 19:13:30
That performance was terrible, we were not playing well, but mccourt scores a wonder goal and you think surely they have learnt from last week, then with no pressure on them the 2 centre halfs panic. When the 1st goes in you know the 2nd will follow, this team panic for no reason, they are powderpuff, and i have said it before rangers are too hard for them. I still have faith in lennon as i think he will be a good manager if we stick by him through the hard times, but lenny for the love o FE* buy some hard men. IM away for a bevvy because that lot would drive anyone to drink, AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH

paddybhoy

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27 Nov 2010 19:07:15

My God betting scandals involving referees, do these cretins ever stop, as dickbhoy does'nt believe these fanny stories I conclude the said referees were of the Celtic persuasion, why else would he disbelieve one of his fellow ilk?

Celtic were shown up again today for what they are vastly overated, under achievers, a poor side led by an inadequate manager who's strings are being pulled by an even more inept heirarchy,

Time for the real and sensible fans to take action against this shambles who are embarrassing the club, stop this rot now before it gets really out of hand and destroys the Scottish game altogether!

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27 Nov 2010 18:14:17

Who do you lot want to ref next weeks game??
i hope mrs hamer takes her phone off the hook, im sure she has had 20 or 30 death threats by now!
a crowd of 35000 - most loyal fans in the world??
you are a joke, lennon is a joke - he hasnt improved your team from last year and he will cost you the league. the tiger - 3 in a row - here we go! !
no thunder - big dark clouds above the san giro of parkhead though (arise sir walter!)

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27 Nov 2010 18:09:30
That was another poor collapse today, we really need to start putting teams to the sword, especially at home. Only saving grace is that the manky mob only drew with ICT at home too. Hopefully Dundee Utd will be up for it tomorrow! Only good thing to happen today is Hugh "Ego" Dallas AND 5 other SFA officials have been SACKED. Their resignatiotions were turned down and their sacking shows that they were in the wrong. Other SFA officials will be worrying where this is going to lead, all that is needed is a sympathetic employee to produce the evidence regarding certain happenings at Hampden over the last 2/3 years concerning not just Celtic, but Scottish football in general. I was told at the game today there was some dodgy betting scandal (which I DO NOT believe) involving referees, but it can only be good for Scottish football that Dallas has been ousted

SickBhoy

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27 Nov 2010 17:52:01

Us.paupers,

Yep we drew with ICT at Ibrox, but we hammered Dundee Utd at Ibrox whilst your poor excuse of a team drew 1-1 at Parkhead,

Here's an easy one for you , who's top of the SPL by 2 points and with a game in hand. . the current Champions Rangers of course, now you grab your comfort blanket and join your fellow gerry/pussy bhoy in the corner for a wee huddle , chancers!

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27 Nov 2010 17:32:19

Attention! ! ! ! !

The crowd attendance today 35,000 ffs

2-0 up and concede 2 goals in the last 20 mins, now honestly who's to blame !

I've said on here before the real Celtic supporters that know the score/what's really going on at Parkhead now prefer to stay away until there's changes at Parkhead, and not be making excuses and accusing the refs and the SFA, these people know more than the Telly Tims on here, the blame game lies firmly at the doors of Kerrydale St,

btw still on holiday gerry/pussy bhoy, or did you think I'd forgot about you?. . . . . . . nae chance,

2 points ahead and a game in hand,

GOD IT'S GREAT TO BE A BEAR

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27 Nov 2010 17:29:52
The rankers could only draw with caley at ibox with a scottish ref, then they laugh at us.paupers

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27 Nov 2010 17:25:54
Well well well, a foreign ref and you still drop points at home to caley.what a joke.how do you cure paranoia grim tims?

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27 Nov 2010 17:14:46
Well done to caley totally deserved their point, just a pity some of our own players don't have the same work rate, bunch of lazy c***s, totally gutless weak performance again.as last week this celtic team are 1 goal away from disaster, pitifull, no self belief, physically and mentally weak. .another long season awaits.

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27 Nov 2010 17:04:58

Crap FC/Celtic FC 2 - 2 ICT

SUPERCALEY GO BALLISTIC CELTIC ARE ATTROCIOUS

No excuses now gerry/pussy bhoy, a foreign ref and you lot still can't feckin win,

It's wrist slashing time,

I'm sure Shuggy Dallas is pishing himself laughing at your sorry excuse of a club,

As the song goes "Let's all laugh at Celtic"

Mind the gap, . and finally watch your back Msr Hamer.

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27 Nov 2010 15:35:16
There once was a bully called Hugh
Who enjoyed telling a porkie or 2
He gave up all hope
When he messed with the Pope
And now he's in the dole queue

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27 Nov 2010 15:11:53

Gerry bhoy aka pussy bhoy

Never mind who the heck I am, I'll always put the likes of you in your place, talking of places why are'nt you at Celtic Park ?, instead of on here, surely your not one of these TellyTims, the so called experts that never goes to a game, but know everything. . . . .a Keyboard Anorak !what's your excuse, you're not on a weeks holiday again are you

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27 Nov 2010 14:44:02
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Gerry bhoy

He got a reaction and attention from the biggest Pussy on here. . . . .YOU

oooh well that's me put in my place by a keyboard tough guy!
who the heck are you?? ??

gerry bhoy

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27 Nov 2010 14:40:25

Gerry bhoy

He got a reaction and attention from the biggest Pussy on here. . . . .YOU

As he said if the problem had been sorted out at the root, Dallas or the others would still be in their jobs, no need for offensive e mails!and everyone knows that problem is still there, why has nothing been done about it, and you lot talk about the SFA being a closed shop!

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27 Nov 2010 14:24:49
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Re - Dallas

Maybe if the Pope had done HIS job and got rid of the offending priests, there would be no need of the e mails that Dallas was sacked for, sort the problem at the root, and Dallas would still be in a job, maybe the Pope should be sacked or resign



Are you for real or are you just trying to post the daftest statement in hope that you will get a reaction?
if its attention your seeking then why not buy a kitten

gerry bhoy

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27 Nov 2010 14:15:16

Re - Dallas

Maybe if the Pope had done HIS job and got rid of the offending priests, there would be no need of the e mails that Dallas was sacked for, sort the problem at the root, and Dallas would still be in a job, maybe the Pope should be sacked or resign

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27 Nov 2010 12:45:08
Had to laugh at this one,
On hearing the ref for the old firm games, mr Hamer was a jew, the wee glesca fella enquired if he was a catholic jew or a protestant jew.

old but gold
paddybhoy

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27 Nov 2010 12:12:02

I wonder what will Celtic and their fans do if these so much awaited foreign referees don't live up to THEIR expectations?, and give decisions against Celtic that they don't agree with, want them sacked! !after all they got Dallas sacked for nothing worse that's said on here! ah well give Celtic enough rope, you know the rest!

Mon the Caley!

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27 Nov 2010 11:55:52
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Nearly lunchtime and the Tims haven't complained about anything.

Hit the 'unbelievable' button

Id like to complain that its a wee bit chilly this morning

gerry bhoy

{Editor's Note: Decent Scottish banter that didn't need editing.}

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27 Nov 2010 11:25:52

Nearly lunchtime and the Tims haven't complained about anything.

Hit the 'unbelievable' button

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27 Nov 2010 09:55:37
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CELTIC FANS AND MANAGEMENT = DISGRACE

ARE YOU LOT HAPPY. YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY OUR REF SYSTEM BUT BEFORE EVERYONE BITES MY HEAD OFF AND SAYS GOOD, THINK ABOUT IT. THE GUY LIED, SO WHAT, WASN'T EVEN THAT BIG A DEAL. FAIR PLAY SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT HAS TO BE DONE BUT YOU ARE CALLING TO SACK EVERY REF WHO HAS MADE A BAD CALL. IN THAT CASE NO REFS IN THE WORLD WOULD BE EMPLOYED. ITS GONAE COST ASWEL TO BRING REFS IN TO LEAGUE. WELL MORE THAN IT DOES NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL FOOT THE BILL

that button on the left hand side of your keyboard that says "caps lock" if you press that you can type in normal text.

now

the ref system in scotland needs addressed, the heads of the SFA even admit that. And tell me, just what punishment has dougie received? ?
I also welcome foreign refs taking charge of our games!

gerry bhoy

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27 Nov 2010 08:20:55
CELTIC FANS AND MANAGEMENT = DISGRACE

ARE YOU LOT HAPPY. YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY OUR REF SYSTEM BUT BEFORE EVERYONE BITES MY HEAD OFF AND SAYS GOOD, THINK ABOUT IT. THE GUY LIED, SO WHAT, WASN'T EVEN THAT BIG A DEAL. FAIR PLAY SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT HAS TO BE DONE BUT YOU ARE CALLING TO SACK EVERY REF WHO HAS MADE A BAD CALL. IN THAT CASE NO REFS IN THE WORLD WOULD BE EMPLOYED. ITS GONAE COST ASWEL TO BRING REFS IN TO LEAGUE. WELL MORE THAN IT DOES NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL FOOT THE BILL

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27 Nov 2010 00:13:35
Thats me vertical again, and im no doin it standing up either.
paddybhoy

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