Celtic Banter Archive May 27 2011

 

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27 May 2011 23:57:11
Celtic to sign sturidge 7m ha haha! ! We could only dream of spending that kind of money on one player! Take your head out your cornflakes ya mug! {Ed007's Note - His head must have been in worse than cornflakes to come up with that one}

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27 May 2011 23:26:34
i can't remember where i heard this, but seemingly, the club we bought izzy from, have a 30% sell on clause, has anyone else heard this?
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - Not saying you are wrong Paddy but first I've heard of it}

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Yeh that's right i think mate.
Thats why they want to sell us a couple more of there players, let us have them cheap then we sell them on. . . . .£££

I want a keeper. . . please

bristolcelt

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To be fair ed007 we can all dream of having that amount of money to spend on one player leave him alone ever heard of care in the community don't be bursting his bubble god love him big rab by the way

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27 May 2011 20:55:17
lennon ant a good manager haha lennon kick the bottle again plz LENNON YOU DIDNT WIN THE LEAGUE YOU NEVER WILL LEAVE BEFORE SOETHING DOES HAPPEN . kayal izzughiri brown hooper without them celtic is nothing also you should get that debt cleard 9m omg it was so funny watching lennon speak on the mik nearly peed myself , it isn't over just the begining , he must watched saw the night before motherwell game , 4 in a row {Ed007's Note - Well that's it then. Sell the players, stadium the lot. Celtic as a way of life is finished after this ground breaking insight into our club. How many hours of your life and brain cells did you lose writing that.}

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Without mcgregor use are nothing u named 4 key players use only hav 1 or maybe 2 if u include jelavic and u shouldn't be worry about our team just wait till Whyte takes ur team through the gutter and use can't stop him cause he sacked everyone who can

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Learn to spell douchebag it's ain't not ant typical uneducated rangers fan.

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Dont no whats funnier the first post or people trying to slag him 1st post age 12 second post age 14 third post is a yank to much white lighting me thinks never mind ed007 there back to school tuesday big rab by the way

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Ed007 just makes things worse with his cheeky remarks ! Ed's the one that acts 12 sometimes and should stop trying to bring people down ! And for the post if it wasn't for brown kayak and izaguirre you'd be fighting with hearts n Dundee it'd for 3rd place l {Ed007's Note - There is a book called a dictionary, go and look up a word called banter in it. I think you may be surprised by the definition. Anything else you are not sure of, I'm always happy to help}

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Aw ed has slag the dummy out ! Can't take a bit of banter now ? As u said , it's in the dictionary my friend {Ed007's Note - The only dummys I have slagged is Rangers fans who come on here and talk drivel. Maybe you should use that dictionary again while you have it nearby}

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Lemmon would need to sell brown and hooper just to pay the dentist to fix his teeth ;] is that good enough banter for you ed?

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27 May 2011 19:58:52
how wid you no that boothroyed wiz sining THE BURGER VANS SHUT, why wid ah lye

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27 May 2011 19:55:31
ed checked t**tter & it came SUPER ALLY
its all about the banter eh! ! ! {Ed007's Note - He sent in his CV but A Question Of Sport didn't count as experience for the position}

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27 May 2011 19:53:44
got to be honest if wee Izzy & kayal & even hooper were sold it would be good bussiness , & that's what we're in A BUSSINESS at the end of the day EVERYBODY HAS THEIR PRICE, ie. ronaldo etc so what chance do celtic have if Man u can't keep their stars ,
that 's the world guys, let's be honest if somebody told you that on monday you could double your wages doing the exact same job , what would we all do , we're ALL merceneries when it comes to MONEEEEE take the money & we buy other players ( who we can sell on for a profit, but hopefully improve the te4am as we go along , you know it6 makes sense Rodney,
DEl Bhoy {Ed007's Note - If a team wants to pay silly money for any of our players they will be sold. That is basically why we signed them, to play here, make their name and move on for a profit.}

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27 May 2011 19:41:58
ed , marty bhoy here why are you lying ? you don't know the guy that sweeps the car park, do you ????????????

{Ed007's Note - I can't say under the terms of his super injunction, check twatter...............}

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27 May 2011 19:06:01
Hi guys, no mockin plz. Ma mate that works at the burger outlet at celtic park phoned me to say he seen gomes of spurs at parkhead. lowell told him it could b a straight swap for brown. Lowell has no reason to lie to ma mate as they are good friends. He also seen lennon thompson yesterday and he herd them saying something about miller, not sure what tho! !

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u and ur mate are clearly a joke if that's the crap ur coming out with harry has stated gomes will be spurs keeper next year why would they want brown ????? brown aint good enough for epl and would get found out FACT and its lawell u can't even spell right stop posting ur lies realdealbhoy infact keep posting i enjoy a laugh


YNWA {Ed007's Note - I think Gomes will be back at PSV if Spurs get a new keeper}

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27 May 2011 19:04:01
here mate ma pal sweeps the car park at parkheid an him & lowell are living wae each othir so why wid he lie, n' lowell says am a d**k, why wid he lie marty bhoy
got to print this ed do me & all of us a favour
WHY WOULD I LIE {Ed007's Note - Right, but that's enough. I know the guy that sweeps the car park!}

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27 May 2011 18:55:03
here ed how about we ban all keane and bellamy rumours sick of hearing them, they have had their jolly up here {Ed007's Note - I could live with that, if everyone agrees. Like I said it gets boring for me, so must be mind numbing for you guys to read the same stuff over and over again, that's what I even tell "the dark side". If you want to post at least try to be constructive or at least funny, all the childish wee digs gets really boring IMO, it's you lots site as much as mine}

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27 May 2011 18:53:32
c'mon ed ma mates a guy frm the burger van at parkheid & lowlell was talkin tae him cos he's a mate why wid he lie tae him.
god help us all if the burger van at parkheid is the new press room & does lawell really hang about there ( mind you he does have 2 chins & a bit of a waistline
marty bhoy

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He does lie but he does make a mean cheeseburger {Ed007's Note - Geez a cheeseburger, onion and relish, hold the hair this time but}

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27 May 2011 18:37:56
Hi guys, no mockin plz. Ma mate that works at the burger outlet at celtic park phoned me to say he seen gomes of spurs at parkhead. lowell told him it could b a straight swap for brown. Lowell has no reason to lie to ma mate as they are good friends. He also seen lennon thompson yesterday and he herd them saying something about miller, not sure what tho! !

Therealdeal bhoy

Your a tube mate, please ed don't post things that are obviously made up and a load a crap. {Ed007's Note - The wee guy posts regular and it helps the banter flow. And he uses a name, if you guys want me to stop working things like that I will}

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He does give people a laugh with the utter bs he posts

{Ed007's Note - That's how I post them up, it lightens the mood a bit}

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27 May 2011 18:21:01
27 May 2011 15:02:33
Hi guys, no mockin plz. Ma mate that works at the burger outlet at celtic park phoned me to say he seen gomes of spurs at parkhead. lowell told him it could b a straight swap for brown. Lowell has no reason to lie to ma mate as they are good friends. He also seen lennon thompson yesterday and he herd them saying something about miller, not sure what tho! !

Therealdeal bhoy


ha peter lawwell includes greasy burger van dwellers in all team affairs, on yer way ya dobber

hail hail troops and fail fail to this nugget

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Jog on you absolute clown , you know nothing . tell yer pal or your imaginary friend that lawwell doesn't disclose any information about the transfers at the club why would he ? you must just sit in your little den making up stories.
this has got ot be the worst made up story i haver ever heard on here


Yerauldda {Ed007's Note - There's worse than that mate, look at the dodgy rumours sections lol}

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27 May 2011 17:50:14
Aston Villa have released 10 players, including reo coker and carew. Ed, I know your feelings on carew but for free, I feel these two could add somr good quality to the side.
Kevbhoy

{Ed007's Note -I don't rate Carew as you say Kev, and as for Reo-Coker, I'd take a chance on him as a good Bosman signing but after his bust up with Martin O'Neill there are serious questions over his attitude}

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27 May 2011 17:20:29
"Hi guys, no mockin plz. Ma mate that works at the burger outlet at celtic park phoned me to say he seen gomes of spurs at parkhead. lowell told him it could b a straight swap for brown. Lowell has no reason to lie to ma mate as they are good friends. He also seen lennon thompson yesterday and he herd them saying something about miller, not sure what tho! !

Therealdeal bhoy"

You're right Lawwell has no reason to lie to your mate. But he also has no reason to tell him confidential transfer dealings. Stop wasting everyone's time you plonker.

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27 May 2011 17:10:27
The story said that Materazzi was surplus to requirements at Inter Milan and that they are willing to let him leave for nothing to get him off the wage bill. Could be good for a quick fix, either one or two seasons. He is getting on a bit though.
{Ed007's Note - He is 38 in August, far too old for us. That would be a very poor signing}

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27 May 2011 16:38:52
by lowell u mean lawwell , i very much doubt lawwell wud disclose transfer info to a guy flippin burgers m8 .

daviebhoy08

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27 May 2011 16:07:52
Right am a real celtic fan am noo full of rubbish al tell you what a know so far

: hooper is staying at celtic park he said he want to win plenty of trophys at celtic and what's a decent crack at europe:. . . . .

Emiio says he loves the club n fans but HAS NOT STATED IF HE WANTS TO GO OR STAY so we will find out in time what happens. . .

The gomes rumour is one load of bull HE WANTS TO GO BACK TO PSV so stop with that rubbish rumour. . . . .

Scott brown will defo be at celtic for this season so stop the rubbish rumours. . . .

Shay given has said he would love to come to celtic and he wouldn't mind a dip in wages and the club is not a step down and also made clear that he's a celtic fan all his life BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S COMING

These are ones that are DEFO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN or pigs will fly

Hulk - I wish but never in a million years going to happen
Keane - hates how he's doesn't get protection of the refs
Bellamy- couldn't afford his wages or transfer value
Seb larsson- liverpool or arsenal or aston villa bound
Ngog - never in a month of sundays

There may be one big name signing but none of they above

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27 May 2011 15:49:07
27 May 2011 15:02:33
Hi guys, no mockin plz. Ma mate that works at the burger outlet at celtic park phoned me to say he seen gomes of spurs at parkhead. lowell told him it could b a straight swap for brown. Lowell has no reason to lie to ma mate as they are good friends. He also seen lennon thompson yesterday and he herd them saying something about miller, not sure what tho! !

Therealdeal bhoyWhy would peter lawwell be discussing celtics future targets with a guy that works in a burger van don't be ridiculous and why would lennon and thompson be walking past the burger van when they don't need to , the lies that get posted on here are unbeleivable
be realistic,

ins westwood or forster
Bothroyd
pitbull from honduras
David templeton from hearts
outs
hinkel
murphy
mccourt
maloney
mcginn
towell
carey

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27 May 2011 15:41:40
***Original Post***

Hi guys, no mockin plz. Ma mate that works at the burger outlet at celtic park phoned me to say he seen gomes of spurs at parkhead. lowell told him it could b a straight swap for brown. Lowell has no reason to lie to ma mate as they are good friends. He also seen lennon thompson yesterday and he herd them saying something about miller, not sure what tho! !

Therealdeal bhoy
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Forgive my snobbery but your "mate" who works in the burger bar (that bar must have alot employees judging by the amount of peoples mates that work there) and Peterl Lawell (note the spelling) are good friends? I find that hard to believe.

Scott Brown is the Celtic captain and Lennon speakers higher of him than any other Celtic player. I find it very unlikely that a straight swap for Spurs' dodgy goalie is on the agenda and despite Browns qualities he's not on a par with Modric, Van Der Vaart, Bale, Lennon or indeed 99% of Spurs first team. {Ed007's Note - Gomes has informed Feyenoord he wishes to return there, so that looks his likely destination}

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Its psv mate not the team u posted so u shd think about what your saying 2 {Ed007's Note - I know, sorry. I was checking up on the Diogs situation at the time and had Feyenoord on my mind.}

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27 May 2011 15:37:49
I think it's about time I began hanging around the burger van outside Celtic Park. Seems a lot of posts on here claim Lennon and co. like spreading the word of their transfer dealings to the vendors in the van. . .

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27 May 2011 15:28:09
theres some cracking rumours getting posted on both old firm pages lol im a rangers fan but i like reading all the rumours stuff, people on our page talkin about beckham coming and all sorts its madness , the managers will keep there big signing plans to themselfs lol i can't wait for the transfer window to open so see who we both actually sign , will be a good season next season me thinks. 1 thing i can say is hulk is a top european striker i think someone is at the leg pulling at that one hes idolised at porto and i think they would want at least 20 million for him

anyhooo good luck next season

bb88

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27 May 2011 15:12:31
Ed - Can you confirm that Shane Long is out of contract this summer and will therefore not cost a penny. Don't know where some people are getting figures like £3m from when he's clearly worth double that anyway!

Indiebhoy {Ed007's Note - Shane Long signed a contract extension with reading on 4th November 2010, it runs till 30th June 2012}

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27 May 2011 13:32:46
Did anyone else see the new away kits have to say they will have to grow on me but if the players in them play well anything can look good.

Foster88

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Its the worst top i ave ever seen {Ed007's Note - It's up there with the away "Peoples" top. Anyone remember that eyesore??}

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The green n brown strip, thats the worst strip in history, the new ones not the best either they should start to ask the fans for input on the designs. {Ed007's Note - I don't know what the guy that designed the new one was on at the time. I'll try to find out so we can avoid it like the plague!}

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27 May 2011 12:11:08
'Arry has said he wants a youngish keeper, Shay Given is coming to the end of his career. maybe only has 2 or 3 years left so i would be surprised if he made a move for Shay.

Interview with Ledley on SkySports where he basically confirmed our interest in Bothroyd.

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27 May 2011 11:13:35
Ed you on holiday today?

Get the site updated my work is boring {Ed007's Note - Sorry, I had some personal stuff to do earlier}

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27 May 2011 10:39:26
welcome to paradise Kelvin . hail hail

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27 May 2011 03:24:21
Why is everyone talkin about 10 11 or even 12 players cumming in? oor team is already full of stragglers, we need to off load 10 11 or even 12 players.

i think we may see 3-4MAX new players!

priority is a number1??

any thought on who that's gonna be ed? apart from the usall name??? {Ed007's Note - I'm still hopeful of getting Westwood, Given is only a short term fix and money down the drain}

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27 May 2011 01:43:47
Celtic will not be signing any big names this season because there is no lure of champions league FACT! !

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27 May 2011 00:39:31
I'm a rangers fan,
Truthfully i think it's a two horse race for rangers and celtic to seal the signature's of Jay Bothroyd and they kenyan boy. If reading are promoted i can't see Shane Long leaving but if they are not it's a strong possibility.

If i was neil lennon i would get rid of Samaras as fast as possible, he lost you the league. Personally I think Kris Commons is the best business in a long time with a phenomenal goal record for a winger. I would try to sign a goalkeeper, possible Blackpool's Matt Gilkes or Totenham's on form goalie Gudichini(sorry for spelling). Also a CM that will keep the team a close unit such as Craig Gardner. Also a striker, i don't rate Stokes so i would choose Kevin Doyle or possibly Rodellaga if possible

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Bothroyd is not good enough for either team his goals for games ratio is sh*t as well so i hope celtic get him

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But a free player is a free player.If rangers go for someone celtic go for them so :L {Ed007's Note - It is always going to happen. We are both shopping in the same markets}

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Rangers went in for kayal celtic got him. Same for Samaras and commons.The only player rangers have got from celtics grasp was Nacho Novo

GSTQ

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