Celtic Banter Archive April 27 2012

 

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27 Apr 2012 21:28:48
HERE ED WEE SALLYS JIST TELT ME HE PAID £150 FUR A TAXI, HE SADE HIZ doaktur telt um tae walk ten miles ah day that wiz last thurs week,hes in CARLISLE
fk me that boay wull be the death ah me am tellin ye ed
here ite no that he asked the taxi controllur the name ae the drivur before he wid get in ffs!
heez wan share shoart ae a compiny

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27 Apr 2012 19:15:54
Massive sale at poundland Ibrox, buy one get one free, so hurry along to ADMINISTRATION, DRIVE, IBROX,

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Scally mac shoister has bought all the pie,s an monster munch garlar07

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Did Kris commons leave him any pies to buy?

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There is no pie's left or monster munch as Kris bought them all, he sent them to sally as agoing away present.
pmttid.

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Pie,s were part of hisEBT next question

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27 Apr 2012 19:07:28
here ed brekkin news thit the blue sherks n the sale nites ur cumbinin tae make a really big fish suppur thits gaun cheep!
ur iz it the uthur waey roon anywaey wee veras waantin the shop no fur the sale nites bit av telt hur its no ah sale iz such ? although it iz if ye no whit ah mean,
ur no
here ed a wundur if anybidy kin get in tae the meetin ae the blue nites n whit nite thur haudin it oan?
n if ye wur tae turn up iz a sherk wid ye still get in ur wid thur be a big bouncir it the door sayin ,
" am sorry sur ye canny get in weerin ah fin,bit try the blue lagoon roon the cournur (no tae be cunfust wae the blue nites lagoon thit iznae ah chip shoap bit iz a swimmin pool jist fur the blue nites, bit thur iznae ah sale oan fur that plus defo nae sharks,
fk this ed ,am joe the toff tae listun tae ma barry manilow cd leest ye no wher ye ur wae hur,sekunt thotes vera get me ma jaikit am aff tae the heid

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27 Apr 2012 18:35:54
Well the Rankers are doing a march tomoz? Should we all do a massive Conga to the game on Sunday and show them how to do things properly?

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I heard there was a conga planned from the barras,round about Bairds i would think!.......green jhedi

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Thought they had to give authorities 4 weeks notice to arrange policing . God it's going to be like an episode of The Walking Dead........DH

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It will be like a scene from an old zombie movie,a gang shuffling along the street mumbling "it wisnae us"........green jhedi

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Bhoys we whould give them some encouragement as they set off we should all sing WALK ON, WALK ON....LOl Timalloy

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27 Apr 2012 17:37:31
ED007/Bhoys/Ghirls saw that the Green Brigade plan to serenade the
tax dodgers with We'll Meet Again...
found some other classic "war" songs..
As Time Goes By
Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer
Goodnight Wherever You Are
I'll Be Seeing You
You'll Never Know
Pack up your Troubles
Run Rabbit Run
and a wee bit of fun for all Rangers fans
Bless Them All........
Timalloy

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How about

Money money money
The tax man's coming
Pay the tax man's bill

To the tune of Abbas money money money!

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27 Apr 2012 16:32:34
Anybody think that there may be players in what may be their last OF match willing to "leave their mark" like Bougherra and Diouf , knowing there will be no reprisals ?

Paddy Malarkey

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I personally dont think the players will go out of their way in that regards I still beleive that they are professional enough to respect a fellow pro. However i think it is a poor show that we even have to consider this as a possibility more so on the fans side, and with the general behaviour of Rangers fans this last week it is a very poor indictment of them that we even have these doubt and worries popping into our heads....

An animal is most dangerous when it is wounded!

Evinguu

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What a sh1t stirring idiotic post. {Ed007's Note - WOW!! How long did it take you to think up that well written and very well explained post. Have you ever thought about writing professionally?}

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It wasnt Brian for sure ......TTTS

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Watch mculloch. he done kayal for sure. billy dodds agreed.

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Now if bertie auld and big tg were still playing................

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Or the legend that is BOBO BALDE! you think mcculloch would go up front against the big man?.........green jhedi

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27 Apr 2012 15:05:21
Mc Coist will not be putting on any lottery tickets or Euro Millions tickets,because he demanded to know what the numbers were.

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27 Apr 2012 13:44:55
Just seen this on STV news
There have been numerous games throughout the history of the genre which have fallen by the wayside: Sierra's Ultimate Soccer Manager, Elite's Complete Onside Soccer and... Ally McCoist's Director of Football.

Released in 2001, the game allows you to manage some of the less glamorous sides of the game, including the expansion of your stadium, negotiating contracts and finding sponsorship. If you ever wanted to be part of the decision making process on the number of car parking spaces by your stadium, you genuinely can in this simulation.

However, given the current state of Rangers, McCoist may regret his name appearing on a game which appears to offer the opportunity for wannabe Directors of Football to avoid paying tax. At the end of each in-game season your club is presented with a tax bill, but you can decide to risk further repurcussions by only paying a fraction of the money owed.

The screen reads: "You can reduce the amount of tax by 50 percent, at the risk of being caught and facing a large fine. Do you wish to adopt this tax evasion?"

Brilliant eh
DB77

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Really,you could not make this stuff up! great spot DB..........green jhedi

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27 Apr 2012 16:12:51
I saw that,talk about putting your foot in it.I know it was from 10 years ago but why put your name to a game that encourages cheating?

sport.stv.tv/blog/305161-ally-mccoist-football-video-game-contains-tax-dodge/

Jungle Bhoy.

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27 Apr 2012 12:39:49
Ally McCoist will not be returning to "A Question of Sport" . It seems he wanted the names of the mystery guest revealed before the programme starts.........DH

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Really good one...........green jhedi

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27 Apr 2012 12:33:18
Was this always the final game plan ,
After a fire sale Tickeyus along with Whyte will own Ibrox ?

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Tried to post from my mobile, dont think it worked bloody site ... oh wait Ed this isnt a complaint dont ban me lol

to OP I think that is too obvious, I rekon Whyte is in cahoots with the facepainter! That way he has an escape as she can paint him a new face and he can slip in and out of Ibrox unnoticed...

Evinguu

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27 Apr 2012 12:29:28
wee sally has demanded the names of the directors of ticketus to be named .....TTTS

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27 Apr 2012 08:39:00
see sandy jardine,s turn to feed the
ostriches....what a plonker.....col

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27 Apr 2012 02:13:48
I'd love to hear all the Tims singing WE'LL MEET AGAIN by Vera Lynn on Sunday , it would crucify them.. Pass it on bhoys

JPC

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It seems the green brigade are all over it.......green jhedi

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JP NAW MA SUN WHIT ABOOT,
"whale MEET AGANE!"
WE UST TAE SING THAT EVERY FRI NITE 6 OCLOAK UP THE BAR-L COS IT WIZ AEWAEYS FASH OAN A FRI,
here ed how dae ye get the kapitul loak aff this fkn thing?
mind you am only sendin this while the wee dik fae "comet" goes thru the bak tae see if he kin get me the laurul n haurdy first edition, goat tae go ed heez cumin bak...
"Naw ah sade the COLOR vershun ya mingur!" any how you stull no talkin tae me limpy?gaun ah dare ye,parrit shoodur,
sqawk "eds a limpo!"
eds a limpo" here this nae ordinury parrit, if buckie did parrits.......it sweers like fk ed waant tae here it?????? {Ed007's Note - Of course I am talking to you wee man but I think my phone is bugged.}

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Think they should sing "Hit the road Jack and don't you come back".

Jungle Bhoy.

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Whit aboot talkin heeds "were oan the road tae naewhere!
poptastic mate.

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Say hello,wave goodbye. soft cell?........green jhedi

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WHIT ABOOT THE BEETULS " YOU SAY HULLO N AH SAY GOODBYE"

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27 Apr 2012 02:01:55
obviously the embargo must stay and if liquidated i think they should start in div 3. but even if they win the appeal who in their right mind would do business with them . they owe celtic, dundee united and hearts in this country, abroad they owe st etienne,orebro, rapid vienna and palermo and in england chelsea and manchester city . all for differing reasons transfer fees ticket money and friendly gate reciepts , a total of just over £3m . they have no money to pay up front and would you give them credit . win or lose the appeal no one will touch them with a barge pole . bb

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