Celtic Banter Archive May 26 2012

26 May 2012 22:08:22
Has the guy that was talking to McPake been back? ed told us all weeks ago that coventry wanted 100k for him and you were spot on with that fleetwood striker going to leicster and the price. I've seen you talking to folk on other sites about tactics and stuff as well. I'm starting to think you know some serious stuff and folk ed....keep up the good work big fella.

ps Do you work for Celtic or another team or even in the media?

{Ed007's Note - One of my friends is a torn faced sod, he can be rather serious :-) Thanks very much for the praise lol us Eds don't get much of it!!}

Whisper it.Ed is actually Craig Whyte.Ssshh!

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - LOL Never!! It was me that exposed him as a reptilian shapeshifter, has anyone ever seen him blink?}

We've never seen you blink either Ed.Something you're not telling us?lol

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - If you blink you might miss an opportunity that otherwise would have passed you by :-)

Very profound tonight Ed,you been watching Q.I?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I am fighting sleep and in a chilled mood mate. The heat doesn't agree with me at all, I've been like a bust couch all day.}

I don't normally like to comment on appearance of a person but if Craig whyte walked into your office with those unblinking eyes would you sell him rangers for a quid ?

Sorry to point this out but were you not completely wrong about Commons? You probably won't post this because you run this site with comments that only make you - Ed 007 - look good! {Ed007's Note - I wasn't wrong, I said at the time there were problems behind the scenes and I would be surprised to see him play for CFC again. He missed nearly a full season and nobody knows why, and I wasn't the only one surprised when he got back in the team. Where in any of that am I wrong, are you saying I wasn't surprised? }

26 May 2012 19:24:54
Just spoke with my next door neighbour(Alan Thompson) He told me some info that fellow time need to know, firstly Hooper, Izaguirre and Forrest are both leaving, Hooper is going to Newcastle for around £10m and Forrest to Arsenal for £13.5m and Izaguirre is going to Bayern Munich for around £7m added to that will be the fund Neil already has so he will have around 35m on new players alone, coming in already are

Bojan £4.5m
Joe Cole Loan
Michael Kadlec £7m
Bassong Loan

These will be announced after the Euro's apart from Bojan which will be announced as soon as possible, Thommo also told me that Rangers will officialy be liquidated on the 17th June at 12pm, Craig Whyte will still have the assets and will reluanch the club as FC Rangers of Glasgow and go into the 3rd division with no trophies or history

Yeah ok mate

Mate for that sort of money they could go...... BUT i think you are dreaming, on drugs or drunk never gonna happen in fact if that happens I will run round ibrox naked
Bigbr

OP, un named as usual, You forgot to start your post with "once upon a time"... Timalloy

I know..I'd be looking for a lot more than £13.5m for James and more than £7m for Izzy :-) Mrs E

Is this guy trying to kid on he knows suhin about football,talkin a lot a bs
Conor67

Agree with you mrs E but i would also expect and if i was PL to make it in the deal a sell on clause and without it there is no deal. because i can see them going for more money once they are out of the league and the epl or bigger clubs in Spain and Iltaly come calling.

OP said "firstly Hooper, Izaguirre and Forrest are both leaving".Both?Three names there ya tube.
Stay off the turps.

Jungle Bhoy.

Nobody would name drop in this way.

Mrs E, ye can't b serious bout wantin more than 13.5 for Forrest? We'd b lucky to get 7mil nobody gonna buy an spl player for that kinda money, especially one that's had one good but not great season, L1888

Thanks fur that sammy fancy ah pint?
aw ye awreddy hud 12..ok

Opinions vary but I'm deadly serious about mine L1888... :-) Mrs E

Fair enuf mrs e, don't get me wrong I'd love to get 13 mil for him but gotta b realistic here, we won't even get 8, L1888

Time will tell.... Mrs E

That sun obviously is strong in some parts !!

Gary

26 May 2012 15:57:51
ED007, sorry I missed all the tributes to Lisbon Lions who won the Big Cup playing the Celtic Way, good old fashioned attacking football hail hail Timalloy

Ps reading some of your stories regarding fans going to Lisbon here are some I was told and gathered over the years. At the end of the game Lisbon airport (Faro I think) was overcrowded by drunk, but happy Celtic fans, but some were so inebriated they had difficulty walking, so other fans helped them board the planes and the airport authorities, dispensed with the usual ticket checks they merely filled every seat with a green and white clad fan, anyway on one flight one drunken, but happy Celt woke up and asked where he was, another fan said "don't worry
pal we helped you on the plane" "PLANE" said the fan I F.....g came
by CAR......
Two other Celtic fans missed their coach home because of drinking too
long in the bar, anyway they started to hitch hike outside Lisbon, when a Celtic Celtic supporters bus from Edinburgh pulled up and offered a lift home, but the two guys turned it down as they stayed in PAISLEY.. {Ed007's Note - LOL good ones there Tim.}

ED007, this story involves one of my uncles, who had a bad "Affliction" long pockets and short arms.....
He hated paying over the odds for anything, but while travelling overland by car they stopped at an expensive steakhouse, anyway my uncle apparently baulked at the prices, and when the waiter came and asked him how thick he wanted his steak he said "at these F.....g prices, chop it's head off, wipe it's a..e, and give me the rest..." True story my family used to embarrass him with at every gathering...
Timalloy

26 May 2012 11:32:42
rangers will not win the courtcase the only reason they r doing this is because the ban will be lifted till the result meaning they can sign some players

No they can't sign anyone when they are in administration. Briggs

26 May 2012 09:57:49
It is regarded as the greatest season in recent Celtic history and it was on this day, in 2001, that Martin O’Neill’s Bhoys beat Hibernian 3-1 to lift the Scottish Cup and claim a domestic treble.

It was 3-0 in the final against hibs for the treble