Celtic Banter Archive February 26 2013

 

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26 Feb 2013 23:09:13
Jabba and Green been working hard for last 72 hours on their response to Lord Nimmo-Smiths declaring 5088 a new club and stripping titles. their reply. "WE TOLD YOU SO".

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26 Feb 2013 22:15:05
I see Rangerss wee cousins manager is talking sh!e today. " I think it's the same as Rangers last year, when you are down people just boot you ". " It's the same with Rangers last year everyone just loved booting them ". Priceless. DH

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26 Feb 2013 21:49:59
Stirling effort that.

Melb Bhoy

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26 Feb 2013 21:43:55
Barca hammered tonight and have not been the same since Celtic beat them. , Other teams do not fear them anymore so hats off to Neil Lennon for showing other teams how to beat the best team in the world ( apart from Celtic ) . by the way troops what was the score at the second worse team v newco tonight?

Vinciebhoy

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26 Feb 2013 19:50:40
How time flys, 36 hours to title withdrawals.
Look out fur the withdrawal symptoms oan Thursday.

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26 Feb 2013 18:51:38
So that lot want to wear Orange Strips next.

Well Why Not - They play / look like a Shower of

OOMPALOOMPAS already!!!


The Sno Man

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26 Feb 2013 18:45:54
What about managers/players and their "perfect" team.
A certain interim manager who Celtic played against his new team on Sunday is a stick on for the job at Cypriot team "Alki". Timalloy

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26 Feb 2013 16:37:56
Funny how Celtic running away with title this year is a farce, yet in 00/01, 01/02, 05/06 celtics 18 point margins were no embarrassment. Hmmm

Rbhoy

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26 Feb 2013 14:44:14
here ed wee vera hiz stertit tae say "see ma pat he's hung like a burger!" wtf is that good your no?
ps. your oxos safe? its jist thit av stuck 2 up ma ronson lighter tae take back intae low moss,
7 dugs your sniffin ma reccy ed
(nuthin new ther then!)
last night the sniffer dug wiz lyin next tae the warders pie greetin?

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26 Feb 2013 14:39:56
jist a very qick post edski ah thote ahd leev awee gift ae wan ae ma wee "nae coo in oor pies" tae the ranjurs trainin fakultie bit when a goat neer the gate the fkn thing sprintit in the durecshin ae posso racecourse so ask wee timbo kin he pit a tenner oan
" dangerous pie it the 3:30 it posso"
and this time tell um thit "dangerous pie isnae like the time when his missus sat oan the crushed chillie flakes it glaesga airport, ye shood uv seen the scarrin roon ma tadger ed, hing oan ther ye did!

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26 Feb 2013 13:03:49
It has just been reported that the TRFC players have been withdrawn from the public, after it was discovered that Donkey DNA was found among the entire squad. Timalloy

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26 Feb 2013 11:46:43
For months we have had a laugh at greens world tour, raising the flag and funds while issuing ever more bizarre claims of world domination, but now there is a serious issue needing addressed it seems he has gone back down't pit. The huge majority of football fans, and most people out with that group, see greens club as a new entity. Green stated it, his media director stated it and various "legneds" stated it. The old club died with liquidation. Green then hit on the master plan of moving the bits of the old club that did not suit, namely millions of pounds of debt, to one side. Claiming he purchased the history he then placed the parts that did suit, colours, badge and honours, and carried on as before.

Is the sectarianism a purchase chuckie? You have pushed this old club agenda all the way, indeed you started it, so the least your decent fans deserve is clarity from their CEO. If you had behaved in an accepted business fashion, old club dead, new club rises, you might not be facing this problem. Instead you set off down a path of gathering as much cash as you could, that's fine with a business to fund, but in a duplicitous and dubious way. You attended gatherings of fans in strange venues, you promised wealth in the extreme for your new club, huge transfer war chests and a debt free future. Never have you spoke the truth and admitted you are a new club, with none of the old intolerant nonsense of before. You fed the beast chuck, time to hear you now it's broken free and is heading to the village. green jhedi

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26 Feb 2013 05:07:25
An open letter to Mr McCoist and 'The Rangers' fans re: acceptable behaviour.
May I suggest you look at YOUR clubs OWN fans charter. It's on your own clubs website and clearly states what is offensive. It's under Club/information/acceptable conduct.
Here's a snippet.
Conduct is violent where there is (i) actual, attempted or threatened physical violence against a person or persons; or (ii) intentional damage to property.
Disorderly conduct includes (i) conduct which stirs up or sustains or is likely or designed to stir up or sustain, hatred or ill will against or towards a group of persons based on their membership or presumed membership of a group defined by reference to a category mentioned below or against an individual who is or is presumed to be a member of such group; (ii) using threatening, abusive or insulting words or conduct; or (iii) displaying any writing or other thing which is threatening, abusive or insulting.
Presumed means presumed by the person or persons engaged in the conduct.
The categories referred to above are:-
Female or male gender;
Colour, race, nationality (including citizenship) or ethnic or national origin;
Membership of a religious group or of a social or cultural group with a perceived religious affiliation;
Sexual orientation;
Transgender identity and disability.
Religious group means a group of persons defined by reference to their religious belief or lack of religious belief, membership of or adherence to a church or religious organisation, support for the culture and traditions of a church or religious organisation and/or participation in activities associated with such a culture or such traditions.
Transgender identity means any one or more of transvestism, transsexualism, inter-sexuality or change of gender.
Disability means physical or mental impairment of any kind.
These regulations, which apply at all domestic matches, mean that 'unacceptable conduct' by supporters, will lead to clubs being penalised.

I would post this over on the other site but may not pass the preview page. Think Mr McCoist should be familiar with this already. It's quite clear. Scott

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26 Feb 2013 01:33:03
Ally McCoist has called for a "safe songbook" for the rangers fans, Only in Scotland would a statement like that be reported in the papers and TV as a solution to sectarian singing, these fans have been getting away with singing anti catholic songs for so long they don't think they are doing anything wrong, how an adult in this day and age needs to be told what's right and wrong amazes me,

but if we believe what we are told, its a minority of the fans, another world record " the biggest minority in the world"

Maestro08

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26 Feb 2013 00:06:56
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Archeologists have discoverd an early descendant of the Cuckoo, this ancient bird, called the Blue Titted Dodo (also known as the RED Necked Dodo, was thought to have been extinct but has suddenly reappeared in parts of Govan, Larkhall and Kilwinning. It has a very similar call to it's cousin the Cuckoo and it's plaintiff call goes like this.
F. CK YOU, F. CK YOU, F. CK YOU. Timalloy

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