Celtic Banter Archive November 25 2011

25 Nov 2011 23:32:31
nite ed an the celtic family HAIL HAIL

maciej88 {Ed007's Note - Goodnight Maciej HH.}

25 Nov 2011 23:03:08
Just seen Sone Aluko in JJB.He was buying his strip for Sunday!..............DH

25 Nov 2011 22:16:24
just check my footie bet get in u beauty makes up for genoa last nite,its no 300 but 98quib will do me nicely
maciej88

What was the teams and prices? Post your tips your the man/woman. I smell poo poo.
FF81

Maciej81 ure lucky and the other nite not so geeze ure prediction 4 2day stef1967,

Stef1967 spurs brighton leeds an sheff wed i reckon a fiver gets u 50uid not much but every little helps,just ask craig whyte lol
maciej88

Stef1967 the bet gets 42.62 for a fiver just back from bookies i tried to hav a tenner on ff81 being a person but they werent giving odds cos it was an absolute certainty
maciej88

Ed i no u edited that an swapped the word i said for the word person but it dsnt reali get the point i was makin across
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - Some words are automatically changed by the the filter.}

Maciej88 have you got a problem with me and any other Gers poster? You you don't seem to be able to grasp the word banter. Any Gers poster that comes on here you give them abuse. Why. You are a sad wee individual bigot that can't have banter or conversation without giving them abuse. It is the year 2011 try moving away from your wee bigoted views. It's people like you that holding your club back. Absolutely shocking behaviour by yourself grow up. Keep your language to the east coast of Scotland and don't bring it over here. Kids come on these sites so give it a rest.
Followfollow81

25 Nov 2011 19:12:58
ed i posted a comment about rankers an the taxman...can u really see them getting off with this
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - No. The £2.8 million has been ringfenced and Rangers have accepted they owe that. It is the £1.4 million penalty on top of it they are contesting. In the 'big' case if the appeal fails, the bill is £24 million with £12 million in interest plus a penalty which has been estimated at between £12-18 million. HMRC do not like people using EBTs, Rangers will have to pay something if not it all. Here is the governments settlement proposition, but Rangers and HMRC couldn't settle before litigation:

www.hmrc.gov.uk/employers/employee-benefit-trusts.htm

Thanks ed now im alot clearer
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - No problem.}

Ed i went on that site it may as well been in greek cos i couldnt make head nor tail of that jargen.....anybody selling a degree lol {Ed007's Note - LOL}

Macie since you are a lot clearer on the ebt tax can you explain it to me? I bet you £1 you can't lol. They are two certainties in life Death and Taxes and it's only West Belfast it happens lol or is it the East of Scotland? Lmao. Grow a pair mac and grow up plus your language is atrocious. They are kids that look on this site lmao. Ed I never new you started a new dating site on this page mac and cb lol. Timalloy will get jealous lol.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - We can all find love in the strangest places mate :-)

ED007 I know you are more informed on this than most of us, but what I read and was told, HMRC want full £36m (£24 plus £12m interest) but may allow a deal to reached on the penalties aspect of the big tax case. HMRC will not want to jeopardise future cases hence this tough stance, is this how you read the situation? Timalloy {Ed007's Note - There might be some leeway in the penalties but as the settlement process set up by HMRC failed to find a satisfactory conclusion it is hard to say if HMRC would negotiate any more, it could set a precedent in future cases, which would make the settlement process pointless.}

Ff81 my names maciej88 not macie so y dnt u pi55 of back to ur own site an worry about ur own team,once in a wile u get a genuine rankers supporter on here who air their views an they get respect ur just an idiot sorry excuse the language ff81
maciej88

Timalloy do yo agree with me now lmao. mac my name isn't Ff81 it's Followfollow81 lol. No bother mac I won't post on this page again. Was it not you that posted about my team? Are you worried we might go out of business? Don't get all aggressive it's not nice. You still haven't explained to me what the etb tax means since its clear as water for you lmao. Can you give me my hook back because it's my last one and I'm going fly fishing tomorrow lol. Love is in the air. Love is all around us. It must be love love love. As I've said mac grow a pair lol
FF81

Maciej88, Followfollow81 I subtracted you numbers and got ED007 SPOOKY ha ha, as our "Bond" would say "live and let live (not die) keep the banter clean, and no FF81 I am not jealous and according to your fellow bears I live in a seedy bedsit with a crumpled picture of Henrik Larsson, I am so insulted the photo is not crumpled I got it laminated LOL timalloy {Ed007's Note - It's better when people play nice :-)

I don't like when folk are anti-social !

FF81 - did you see the Scotland fixtures...will you be travelling with the Tartan Army ? - Mrs E

I posted about ur team, but to my fellow tims not 2 u, an if u read the posts i said im alot clearer about yous monkeys an wats in store for yas i.e administration i dnt understand the ins an outs of a tax evasion case the ed fill me in im glad u not gna post on this site again cos ur a tool
celtic til i die
maciej88

Timalloy you thrive on the Gers posters giving you it big time lol. The same as macfaetheeast posts about Rangers with me i lmao. He will grow out of it lol. Keep it CLEAN they are kids on this site.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Nothing to do with kids, I mean come on what 14/15 yr old do you know doesn't know the words, they hear worse on TV or their computer games. We don't really want the pages littered with kids posts either TBH. Look through other sites and see there is an acceptable level of swearing and edited words (1 or 2 in a post. Any post littered with profanities is deleted and the poster banned. The sites are aimed at adults rather than youngsters.}

Mrs E, good evening are you having a bet tomorrow? I am being more cautious just now but hope you are more luckier, got my Euro Millions ticket on, just in case ha ha Timalloy
PS Followfollow81 re your "hook" comment, when you go back on rangers site can you gather up all my "hooks" (I think there will be about 100 ha ha) and send them across to me LOL Timalloy

Ed sinse were allowed 1 r 2 swear words ff81 is a ba*bag {Ed007's Note - I can still edit it if I want to ;-)

I'll have my coupon on as usual...might as well just make a donation to paddypower though ! Gave up on the horses at the moment - Mrs E

Mac can speak English boy/girl? I don't understand you. Is that the east of Scotland lingo your printing? Can you explain it to me? 3 times I've asked you. Why are you so interested in Rangers? Have you got a wee soft spot for us?
Mrs E, I will try and get tickets for the Wales game and Croatia. I don't think Wales are using the millennium stadium for their games so it will be a tricky one. It will be the luck of the draw for that game. (names out a hat)

Timalloy I'm going over to watch Rangers v Hamburg. Do the St Pauli fans know you? If I see any I will tell them you were asking for them lol.
Ps Ed it's good to see wee pat is back. It's been a while lol. Plus it's about time other fans (not old firm fans) getting arrested for sectarian/racist behaviour. It's been going on for years and it's always the old firm fans that get the brunt of it.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - Exactly what I was saying last week mate. They say they only sing songs as a 'wind up', that is no excuse, they are still singing the same songs, both our clubs could claim it's all a wind up as well. I would never sing The Sash just to wind someone else up, and the rest of Scotland say it is all our fault?? Heads in the sand time there I reckon.}

Ed you can sing the sash to me for a wind up lol. I promise I won't take the huff lmao. Only joking mate. I just hope this is the start of it non old firm fans getting arrested for it. They say it's a wind up but is it?
FF81 {Ed007's Note - I don;t believe it for a minute mate, some of the songs Motherwell fans were singing to CFC were amongst the vilest you would hear at a derby game.}

Definitely Ed. The team that Celtic are playing tomorrow are one of the worst offenders for their sectarian/racist chanting.

Maciej88, you call me a tool but do you know that my tool has helped produce 3 beautiful kids for me and my wife and I'm still practising with it? As I've told you before (grow a pair) and stop acting like a wee immature school boy/girl. You called me an idiot aswell but going on the posts I've read by yourself you are not the brightest electrician on this page are you.

Followfollow81

Why dnt u just f*** off were u belong in the sewer along with diouf
maciej

You are one sad individual. You asked your bird to marry you cause she gives her nephew a slagging cause he's a Rangers fan lmao. That is sad. How low can you go? Your language is atrocious. Grow up and grow a pair. That's a bit rich coming from you saying I belong in the sewer. The are a name for people like you do I need to spell it for you? LMAO.
Followfollow81

25 Nov 2011 16:46:49
theres a we sayin were i cum from(west belfast) theres 2 certaintys in life death an taxes so how da f*** do rankers think their gna get off with this......no fukin chance
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - That is a well known saying Maciej. It was Benjamin Franklin that said it.}

25 Nov 2011 15:23:41
helo ma weans its the man fae posso
o here huv ah been missed?,
i huv been incognito oan account ae the fakt thit that big ballon ae ah polis (robin banks) stitched me up fur a complete fabrukation ae glesga justis bit hey ma big pal tony suprano his the tadgirs name tap ae his xmas caird list,hows you big ed ( by the waey thanks fir the visit big chap! {Ed007's Note - Welcome back Pat, no worries mate. I hope the 'parcel' came in handy ;-)

Jeesho Pat good to see you back bud, but its a hard job to actually read what you're trying to say. Lets just say you have a unique way of typing in your comment!! LOL
CB67 {Ed007's Note - Just read it they way it is wrote, it's wrote the way Scots speak.}

Its like the way that the kids text ;)

Thanks fur tellin me the haksaw blade wiz still in the cake still it kept me oot a circuilashun fur a couple a days gettin ma nashurs fixed ya boaby
pp ovur n oot its sarry time, by the waey ye nevur seen me

Don't know if I should be worried that I can read it, quite easily lol ;~) - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Have you not read Wee Pats blogs Mrs E?

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news251.php

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news254.php

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news253.php

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Great Banter like bud, your a true character.
I haven't seen you either ;)
CB67

Think i like yhis fella but i dnt understand glaswegian lol
maciej88

Ha ha Welcome back wee Pat, your patter was missed, I kept telling the Ed007 and others you didnae dae it, you werny anywhere near and 50 of us were wi you at the time of this alleged incident. Gaun yersel wee man Timalloy

Like the Family Fortunes...me & my sis always wanted to go on that, well that and Supermarket Sweep. - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Hugh Dallas was on Family Fortunes years ago. No comment on the Supermarket Sweep part :-) *saddo*

*saddo*...aww cheers for that Ed !

Anyway...seen a post on the Rangers page (as you do) about players they liked that wore the hoops. For me there was only one Rangers player that I almost loved - Davie Cooper ! - Mrs E

Welcome back Posso, i thought you'd been kidnapped or something. The players are coming back from injury, and Pats back on the forum, happy days!!
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - A strange coincidence Paddy, I never noticed the connection lol.}

25 Nov 2011 13:37:40
Ed please tell me if i'm missing something but has the Sion hearing came to a final,final,final conclusion??
CB67 {Ed007's Note - Not yet. The CAS was expected yesterday evening but they have said they will announce the outcome within two weeks. Sion are now threatening to sue the French,Italian and Scottish FAs if the hearing doesn't go their way. Some reports are saying they are planning to sue the French FA alone for £9 million.}

Its a shocking state of affairs overall. Plus the fact that we've now to wait another 2 weeks to find out the outcome! Its a joke. {Ed007's Note - Their owner is a headcase and complete egomaniac. He will try anything.}

Aye it came bak thit that bam fae sion hus been sekshunned AGAIN ,
n' his goat a room nekst door tae yours truly, the bam
pp

25 Nov 2011 12:45:18
Alright Ed hows tricks, glad to see we are getting a few more posts in now it got a wee bit quiet there for a while. Was just catching up on earlier comments, your bang on about me (worrying etc,the gray hairs are popping up something rotten!!) thanks for being a good guy. Now back to the footy the saints on Sat should be able to walk that one, just don't play El "nightmare" Kaddouri or i'll be a nervous wreck :( LOL!!
Cheers bud CB67 {Ed007's Note - He certainly hasn't lived up to his reputation. As for tomorrow, I will be happy with three points 1-0 will do, but it would be good to get a few. If we can play like we did in the first half on Wednesday we should see them off with no problems.}

Agree with Ed 007 on this I have been to see St Mirren a few times this season and they look more than decent. We should win but must not get complacent. After all we only beat Dunfermline 2:1. Work hard and get a result and I'm happy

David

I'm nervous all over again...we did beat St Mirren 2-0 at Love St not that long ago but i'm sure it was 2 early goals, was 1 not a gift ? They are defo hitting a bit of form. Can see the Kalms coming out tomorrow for me (again) - Mrs E

Your right David comparing St.Mirrens have played excellent this season. There form from last season to this one is massive, they've made some good signings and are gelling well as a team. So you have to give Danny Lennon the respect he deserves, we should still be strong enough to see them off I would like to think.
Cheers CB67

Afternoon Mrs E, think positive we are winning games we drew before when we win tomorrow the gap is only 4 and then bears have the pressure on Sunday. Hail hail Timalloy

Afternoon Tim..I see you've been indulging in your favourite pastime - noising-up the teddy bears lol ;~)

Don't you worry about the name-calling, I'll kick their a*s for you !

I do think positive..i really do but they still seem nervy to me. They are a young team though but hope it all settles down very soon before we all have heart failure. - Mrs E

25 Nov 2011 10:07:46
Ed..Bit of a hullabaloo on here last night about this Sone Aluko. Rangers must surely have wanted him or else they wouldn't have let him pay his own money to Aberdeen. (To be fair to Aluko - he must just want to play football & maybe prove himself). I don't know much about him but he's nearly 23, why does he not have a club ? I know with the likes of Andre Blackman, he's been a bit of a toerag off-field but what's the story with Aluko ? - Mrs E {Ed001's Note - Aluko was offered a new contract but told Aberdeen he wanted to move and was not interested in signing a new one. Then he just sat tight and waited until the current one ran out. Aberdeen would have liked to keep him if they could, or sell him at the very least, but players hold all the cards these days. I bet he thought it had backfired on him until Rangers came in for him though!}

I see...helluva gamble that could pay off if he proves himself at Rangers. Don't see him being a Naismith though - Mrs E

I agree Mrs E and i gotta admit its good to see posters on here who can actually post a comment worth talking about *ahem tim*
there is no way he will be up to naismiths level i think even naisy has taken the majority of gers fans by suprse with the progess he has made... Aluko will be useful a best ... he himselft might not be the player that opens up defence but he will supply balance to the midfiled i reckon with him being a natural right winger. If im being honest i did actually think he was always one of aberdeens more dangerous players when he was with them .. time will tell i reckon he will improve the team but it will be more gibing balance to the team as i said .

Germinator

Ithink even naisy has taken the majority of gers fans by suprise

It's called form and most players get a purple patch at some point in their career. e.g Hutton's wonder year. Hartley's indian summer, Maloney's pre villa days.

As the late Sankley said form is temporary Class is perminant. Alouko might hit form

David

David it's called work-rate & attitude - Mrs E

25 Nov 2011 01:10:34
nite ed am gna wake up in morn an realise genoa cost me 333.26 the f**in idiots
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - That could have covered a 'sicky' lol. Night mate.}