Celtic Banter Archive February 25 2012

25 Feb 2012 21:20:10
Brian Clough (Damned United) message to Govan Tesco FC

must see
says it all

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRVaLs4cBlg

Lubo 25

Absolutely brilliant Lubo.Never a truer word spoken.

Jungle Bhoy.

25 Feb 2012 19:33:56
Hope this gets posted but understand if it doesn't.

Was in the town today (Glasgow) & a fellow Tim was walking down argyle street clearly happy that Celtic are 23 points clear so starts singing were having a party & rangers are no so on & so on, until he gets to KFC & some older guy about 40s called him a 'certain name' then started chasing him cause he was singing the above song.

Anyway with out the whole politics that goes with it who's in the wrong the Celtic supporter or the guy ?

Lenny {Ed007's Note - I'd say both were in the wrong. Walking down Argyle Street singing CFC or Rangers songs isn't advisable, you never know who you will bump into. The Rangers fan should have just risen above it and not reacted. I just hope nobody actually got hurt.}

Argeed ed,had it out earlier with the misses she said the rangers guy was wrong but like any where it just takes one idiot to start trouble. The Celtic fan kinda jogged away onto the middle of the road & words were said but could have been a different ending on another day/time

Lenny

Celtic fan in the wrong.time and a place for party songs and wind ups.artybhoy

Lenny I posted about a month or so about some daft Celtic fans noising up a father and his 10 year old daughter, because she had a scarf with union jack on it. Myself and other tims intervened and were called names, then another so called tim said the first guys were just having a laugh, but it was not a laugh to that young girl, because they did not know how serious these guys were. Keep the songs for Celtic Park hail hail Timalloy

Anyone singing football songs in a street is a clown. both were in the wrong, both idiots

rangers. tainted titles since 1873


taco

Fk sake am walkin doon the street in the toon hivin awee song tae masell ootside ae kfc( say whit ye like kilmarnick dae a brill chickin ed) when this big nuckle dragger breenjes oot callin me aw the names undur the currint bun, so did ah rise tae the bait ed ? naw ah nevur, is wee craigo aewaeys sade (your a bettur man fur turnin the othur cheek!") so ah did turn the othur cheek........
n heedbuttit the bam wae the othur cheek, then pruseedit tae kick lumps oot hum wae the othur foot,n finished him aff wae....(youv gessed it )
the uthur fist,n ahl tell ye this ed deep deep inside ed ah no thit I, wee pat, wiz the bettur man fur it,n iz I strolled along ma merry waey ah did whit any descent man wid..ah foned 999 n goat hum jailed tae, thank you wee craigo see yiz aw soon
see if a made a filum aboot it ah wid waant big gerry butlur tae be me ( wance he gets oot rehab of course)
aw the blue nites ur black n blue....

......Disclaimer.....
to all impressionable children and thick bears, wee Pat is in no way encouraging people to do this, just do what all the other Tims are doing, have a really good laugh as you eat your jelly and ice cream
hail hail Timalloy

Undur nae cicumstanses iz we timbo speakin oan ma behauf,
" in the wurds ae the song "
how kin sumthin so bad feel so good!"
( ur is it the othur waey roon)
here ed am gaun tae a speshul do the morra nite(canny tell ye wher coz its a secrit) its fur the blue nites so kin anybidy lends a hoarse,a lance,n a suite ae armor,
ahl get bak tae yiz aw wae a rundoon wance av left,here ed dae ye think thit thull hiv a roon table?
sory boays try n get me a roon table jist in case,
fk sake these blue nites ur abit disorganized int they,shhhhhh ah nevur sade that rite,
here ed huv you still goat that dungeon thing in yur basemint,wae the whips n stuff ur did ye nevur get it back fae wee tam sherrydin? get your peepul tae contakt mine asap bbfn peepul tae dae plasis tae go

Are you sure it wasnt Mark Hately that chased the celtic fan.
67coatbridge

25 Feb 2012 18:39:15
Anyone think we should ask the Holy Goalie to the game at Ibrox on the 25th so he can run across the pitch with the Champions flag again?

Jungle Bhoy.

25 Feb 2012 17:25:26
We're Celtic playing today? Doesn't seem to be a mention of anything other than Rangers.

BB1

Yes BB1 they were playing today and went 23 points clear !!!!

You wouldn't know Mr Anonymous there's no mention of it???

BB1

Quiet on here because we were at the game bud, thats why our club isn't on the brink. Musical statues when Rangers die............

Joeshmo1888

25 Feb 2012 14:04:23
I'm absolutely gutted that I don't finish work until 3pm tomorrow. I was hoping to watch Rangers FC's last ever game.

25 Feb 2012 13:17:59
Right lads if the rangers fiasco was to be named as a film what would it be??
I will go for. THE TERMINATOR

Skinnybhoy

When hari kari met sally?...green jhedi

Gone with the wind?

ARMAGEDDON

lol

The Never Ending Story. JS

Dude who sold my car?

The Gone,The Bad + The Ugly.

Jungle Bhoy.

Mad Tax beyond thunderdome

What about The Poseidon Adventure or Deep Impact

Nightmare on Edmiston Drive

Whytemare on edmiston dr......green jhedi

The loan ranger

The Titanic

Dude Wheres My team

Joeshmo1888

Just back from the pictures with my kids, and The Muppets spring to mind!

If anyone has seen the film i recommend it for supporters of our "mighty" rivals! The Muppets hold a telethon to raise money..........only difference being The Muppets put on a show!

Jelly and ice cream all round!

DazzaBhoy

The Lyin King

Lubo 25

25 Feb 2012 12:26:32
Ed... I saw you posted recently a little bit of the Celtic name change back in 1994. Is there a way I can see the historical posts or can you email it to me.

I realise the latter may be a bit too much as you are busy people.

Del Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Sorry Del I don't remember it, we all looking at adding archive sections on each site.}

25 Feb 2012 10:46:30
Whyte has even sold off the sales of
pies at Ibrox. That must be the final
straw for Ally

That was only too stop fat sally from eating them

Sally bought the franchise.

25 Feb 2012 09:33:09
to reply to dh re mulgrew the reason i posted this was as a follow up to a previous post tho thought wilson was playing great and the back four should e matthews rogne wilson mulgrew ,now as i said in my post mulgrew has been a revelatiion atcb and possibly the most consistant player of the season so why put him at lb where dont forget he was utter pish as you put it , and being so left footed gets caught out because he cant move the ball comfortably with his right foot, so to move him to lb i think weakens the team

25 Feb 2012 00:43:28
Just seen a post on the Darkside about jelly and ice cream,Celtic fans and kids parties . That post wasn't banter but utter bile . How low can they sink to .........DH {Ed001's Note - it was removed and the poster was blocked, sorry, this is why most of the editors don't like covering the Old Firm sites, they don't recognise the references and post things they shouldn't. Same as all the posts about stairs and specific dates relating to the Ibrox disaster that certain people think are funny to post. I wish people would grow up.}

Seen it too mate. some "peeple" are absolute sc*m. The lowest of the low !

Pedro Sanchez {Ed001's Note - you need to reply to the post pointing it out, whichever editor picks it up can then delete the thread. That is the quickest way to get it removed if we have let something slip through we shouldn't have.}

And there you have the reason we are better off without them. That kind of talk is not banter and no joking matter, makes me sick to the pit of my stomach. RIP rangers and their lower than low life fans {Ed001's Note - are you serious? Perhaps on that basis the world would be better off without Celtic too, after all I have to keep deleting nasty, sick comments regarding the Ibrox disaster. Give it a rest, there are idiots in every support, you are putting yourself amongst them with that kind of comment.}

If rangers do raise money at there home games and that,who gets the money and where does it go?craig whyte any chance AHA

25 Feb 2012 00:16:02
McCoist walks into dressing room and finds Laugherty all alone and in tears ." What's up Kyle " says Ally . "My girlfriend got me a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger for my Xmas and Ive not got a clue how to do it". "Don't worry " says Ally " Bring it in tomorrow and I'll help you out with it". Next day Laugherty bursts into McCoists office and empties the box on to his desk . McCoist looks at it and says " I think I know why you can't do this Kyle" . " How's that boss " says Laugherty . " Cos it's a box of Frosties " says McCoist............DH