Celtic Banter Archive September 24 2017

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24 Sep 2017
New image uploaded to the Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Funny but close to the bone

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25 Sep 2017 11:33:30
Ed can you do something about that it's disgusting why bring a special needs child into it thought it was the other lot that would do something like this how would Jay beatties dad feel bout this surprised it got posted.

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{Ed007's Note - It wasn't me that put it up but to be honest I couldn't give a toss what what a gloryhunting knobhead that uses his handicapped son for personal gain like Martin Beatty has to say on anything or how he feels The guy's nothing but a shameful leech that doesn't even support Celtic and he yet he continually emabarrasses the entire support every time he opens his mouth with his cringy made up pish and his fantasy stories about his boy. So Martin Beatty can **** right off and then keep going. He'll be off soon enough when the freebies dry up and more and more people wise up to his shameful begging for them.
BTW, if you've got a problem with the picture best to use the 'Contact Us' form on the site and that way it'll be dealt with quicker by Ed033.}

25 Sep 2017 12:15:40
Big Sammy, instead of moaning to ed about the pic? Why not say something to me? The pic is about the ridiculous hair cut " the buffalo " has nothing more . I take it your one of the pc, panty wetting brigade always looking to find offence with things?

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25 Sep 2017 12:49:07
The world is full of people waiting to be offended by something these days, says on top of pic about hair gel, that's what i got from the post.

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25 Sep 2017 12:31:54
That's some rant ed. It has previously occurred to me that wee Jay perhaps gets treated more regularly than say other kids but never thought of his family as leeches.

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{Ed007's Note - I've said before that it's unfair that Jay gets special treatment over other kids with disabilities and the long lasting effect on the poor lad when the bubble inevitably bursts but Martin Beatty has exploited Jay's disability for years to get free stuff, especially from Celtic and any other club we're playing.
The garbage he spouts on social media is beyond cringy and it's so obvious that it's just him making up stories about things Jay's supposedly said or did. The guy's an attention seeking fool and shame on him for what he does.}

25 Sep 2017 13:03:11
If people have their say can u post my posts ed.

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25 Sep 2017 13:30:19
Two posts haven't went up.

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{Ed007's Note - I see that.}

24 Sep 2017 20:05:35
I thought he was finished before Brendan came but happy to stand corrected. Broon deserves to be remembered among Celtics great captains and I saw Big Billy play and McStay is still ma hero! Scott Brown a true Celt. As Jock Stein said 'Celtic weren't my first love, but they'll be my last! Broony owns Ibrox watch the teams coming out. He's first on the park with his chest out clapping the Celtic end! ☘️.

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24 Sep 2017 20:34:05
Well said. He's a Celtic Legend. The way he dragged the ball back yesterday to fool Dorrans was class his close control then pass with left foot was a joy to watch. I don't think some people will fully appreciate how good our captain is until after he retires. He's a born leader he has been as good for Celtic as Celtic has been for him a match made in heaven.

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24 Sep 2017 22:46:06
I've always been a fan of Scott Brown, and I actually think he is getting better and better. He loves Celtic, hates them and is a superb captain and player. Win win win!

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24 Sep 2017 23:03:19
The one player I always study at the games I get to see. His positional sense and industry around the park is amazing. He has a fantastic engine coupled to the fact he has a bit of skill and a lot of dig makes him one of the best midfielders Celtic have ever had. If you add the bit of arrogance he brings I'm glad he plays for Celtic and not against us.

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25 Sep 2017 01:46:43
The scottish keane watch him in the tunnel.

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25 Sep 2017 20:48:20
Where's the guy who continually slated brown during Delhias reign, he used to come out with some single fish.

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26 Sep 2017 10:48:22
Jfp I was the same, I was hoping BR would bring in a new midfield general to replace broony as I thought he was past his best. Just as well I'm not our manager.

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24 Sep 2017 17:48:00
I thought Boyata had a good game on Saturday. He reads the game very well and is very composed. Felt big Jozo has been ragged at times the last couple of games hope with the two of them fit we can do some damage against Anderlecht, big Boyata will make a real difference.

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24 Sep 2017 19:37:22
True that. What would have happened if Celtic went out and spent a fortune on a new defender when he was recovering from injury? Either he or the new guy would be sitting on the bench pissed off cashing in a big wage. And in a week or 2 he'll have Eric there beside him doing the very same. Good call not panic buying in my opinion because PSG would have gubbed us regardless as I'm sure we would all agree. Big Der boy is a colossus.

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25 Sep 2017 00:07:42
I would still have liked to see the South African boy come in but even with the lack of first team defenders, we have still only shipped 3 league goals in 7 games.

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24 Sep 2017 17:37:57
Chris Sutton says Brendan rodgers has won as many games at ibrox as pedro hehe if true.

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24 Sep 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Pedro with Brendan

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24 Sep 2017 14:37:18
These are great times we live in if you are of my vintage. Hotels, casinos and a floating pitch to move for gigs and games. A private subway section only for bluenoses into ibrox station. A tenner for every fiver and of course Flo. Some of what we had to endure during the EBT years.

Now? A vibrant young team who feel they can, and have, stroll into ibrokes and control a game. A manager who puts our club before everything else. A man who is one of us. The club in a strong financial position, impressive in these times so well done US all, and the hotel and new complex will really force income up all year round.

Right now we are as dominant as we have ever been. ever. The most pleasing thing is we regard sevco, in a business and sporting sense, as a petty small irrelevance
and that feels like payback to us oldies.

On a wee side note, met our bluenose mate post match for a curry and a slagging, seems the talk is Pena is on 30k and Alves 40k. ED. you heard anything like that?

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24 Sep 2017 15:03:10
Was the Alves signing on fee not factored into his weekly wage as they couldn't pay it all upfront? Think Big Bruno is the highest paid player (haha) in Scotland.

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24 Sep 2017 16:03:02
totally agree jedi i grew up in the oldco 91ar era with all the shite that they were spouting.
I argue constantly wi all the man u liverpool etc fans where i live who say "how can u travel up and watch games where u know your going to win" to which they get 2 responses
1. i follow my team regardless of opposition
2. if they had grown up with that lot cheating there way to dominance they would understand how great it is to be a tim these days.

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24 Sep 2017 16:57:38
I've said on here on many occasions how bad things were during Minties reign of financial doping. One thing I can proudly say is that they bams had to work hard for every single point they got off us. Not once did we look as terrified of them that they do us now. Yesterday's performance wasn't a classic but it showed again how utterly dominant we are against them. Quite simply, they are not a good team and Mad Pedro is not a good manager.
Next time round is the time for Celtic to get a record score from them. I'll never, ever forget the time they won the league at Parkhead and their scummy fans attacking Celtic fans on Alexandre Parade. Even in victory they behaved like animals. So, every time we hump them, it just gets that little bit sweeter.

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24 Sep 2017 17:48:18
Pena is on £23000 a week and is the highest paid player at Ibrox.

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24 Sep 2017 19:02:40
Rab I've always said they're worse winners than they are losers. Can always mind when the got 9 in a row, there used to be a hun pub in Coatbridge called the cross Keys, just up the hill fae it was a lodge, they were all out rolling about wae each other. 😂😂.

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25 Sep 2017 01:49:41
Great post jedi.

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24 Sep 2017 10:16:26
Morning all,
I'm sure everyone's like me and just can't stop smiling. Well for pure Comedy Gold take a wee visit to the dark side of their Banter page. You'll need to suck lemons to get the smile off your face with what's being said. E. g. :
=Why do we allow them to celebrate with their fans after the game.
=Why do we give them the whole Broomlin Stand
And wait for it: The team has improved under Pedro!
There's plenty more to chuckle too. Go on be Brave and venture to the Dark Side😱😱.

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24 Sep 2017 11:41:32
GT10. If you smile too much they'll probably want that banned as well.
I thought it was a good solid performance yesterday, on another day with a bit more sharpness we could easily have matched last seasons score line.
I hope we can maintain our belief for the Anderlecht match, if we could get a win or a draw there it would have been a really good couple of weeks for the team.

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24 Sep 2017 12:11:12
It's more of the same on BT sport right now. Just turned over to watch Motherwell v Aberdeen and got McLeish and Craigan greetin into their bovril - wishing their mob had signed Louis Moult and Kenny McLean so they can seriously challenge for the league?!
It's a level of delusion and defiant non acceptance of truth that makes me think they deserve all they get.

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24 Sep 2017 12:46:08
It's absolutely hilarious reading on there! There is 1 guy suggesting the board back him in January with a couple of players around the 4/ 5 million mark 🤣🤣🤣🤣 add that to the 9.2 million it was claimed on sly yesterday they spent in the summer? Nearly 20 million 🙈🙈🙈 are they aware it's us that get champions league money not them hahahaha.

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24 Sep 2017 14:00:56
Apparently according to the dark sides site, we were "out of order" yesterday as the team celebrated at the Asbestos Dome. "this wouldn't have happened 10 years ago. " is another one.
It's comic gold.
Love it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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25 Sep 2017 16:25:09
oab i saw them on youtube earlier, sutton cutting them to shreds was just hillairious.

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24 Sep 2017 09:11:38
At this early stage it looks Celtic will go undefeated through the SPL this year. Why are Rangers so bad, surely they can't be happy getting whipped off Celtic all the time. The worse thing is that they expect to get pumped off us. It's just brilliant bring a Tim.

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24 Sep 2017 08:52:58
@ tim you were spot on about uj no where to be seen after his prediction that the buffalo would tear us a new one although he did pkay like a buffalo. anyhoo 57 and counting HH.

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24 Sep 2017 14:36:09
@mally - unlike you I'm not straight on social media after a game. I couldn't bite my fingernails never mind use a phone after drowning my sorrows yesterday.

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24 Sep 2017 18:25:53
@UJ a bit my finger nails laughing! Yir teams pish eh? ☘️.

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24 Sep 2017 19:08:41
I have to say fair play to Union Jack for showing himself on here after another abject display by his team. He hasn't hidden away behind his keyboard so credit where it's due bhoys.

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24 Sep 2017 19:45:04
UJ seems to be an alright geezer, he always calls it as he sees it and doesn't over exaggerate or see it through the truth filter glasses so there's no need to get stuck into him. Some of his fellow fans though are vile and dillusional bigots. I'm sure there are a small portion of Celtic fans who would fit that category but for us they are the minority by a long way. Ibrox is a cauldron of hatred.

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24 Sep 2017 19:49:14
I'll bow out the respect if you don't mind Lancs Celt ☘️.

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25 Sep 2017 01:52:56
Fair doos uj but the buffalo millions. well he's barry white bud.

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25 Sep 2017 16:24:17
@jfp88 - now, now son. You being a religious man, I would have expected you to be more compassionate like the good Lord? Do unto others etc and all that jazz?
P.S. I don't think my team are as 'pish ' as last season. Certainly moving in the right direction but the biggest obstacle is will Pedro be given time? Or will the board panic and we'll end up with a nightmare combo of BF and Big Eck to appease a section of fans I don't care for?

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24 Sep 2017 02:49:42
Just back from holypops but see our bench we could have had bitton ntcham Forrest McGregor Hayes dembele instead ss pr sb tr lg sa we still would win against THEM! BR here for 10 in a row.

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