Celtic Banter Archive December 24 2017

24 Dec 2017 22:52:33
Merry Christmas to u ed and all the girhls and boys ynwa.

{Ed007's Note - Merry Christmas to you and your family, Da.}

25 Dec 2017 00:22:36
Is there any point going to bed think Santa's been with us lol god bless n good night and remember no matter where u are we are all part of one big family x.

{Ed007's Note - Nah, I reckon you should just stsy up all night scooping and spewing over the mother in law during dinner - go for it, Da!!!!}

24 Dec 2017 21:52:27
It got sent by a mistake and now i don't remember where i was. 😁 Damn short time memory!

{Ed007's Note - Put the ol down....

24 Dec 2017 22:08:29
Yeah, i guess your right, mate! Do you celebrate christmas eve or christmas morning in Scotland?

We celebrate tonight, so i might had one single malt to many!

{Ed007's Note - For a lot of people in Scotland it starts around the 22nd of December and finishes on the 3rd of January but for me the festivities started at Mass at 5 pm earlier tonight - I'm on my 4th can of Fanta now!}

24 Dec 2017 22:32:14
im still celebrating last new year.

{Ed007's Note - You're still $hitting yourself and ranting about the Millennium bug!}

24 Dec 2017 22:50:22
Haha, fantastic! We got a saying in Norway: Hæla i taket og tenna i veggen: Your heels in the roof and your teeth in the wall, the same as THE ROOF IS ON FIRE. I guess that's what your feeling after 5 fanta's, ED?

{Ed007's Note - I'm fleeing buddy lol We've for a saying over here, Yer Pish is on Fire, it usually occurs a few days after your works Christmas night out and can be cleared up by a course of antibiotics.}

24 Dec 2017 23:27:34
Haha, we got those here aswell mr Bond! It usually comes with memory loss, when delivering to antibiotics to spouse.

{Ed007's Note - So do you have a 'traditional' Christmas dinner like turkey and brussel sprouts etc or is it more fish kind of stuff?}

25 Dec 2017 01:14:20
We are a devided people when it comes to christmas food traditions.

My family eats pork ribbs with potatoes and saus. a lot eat stick meat with potatoes, mashed swedish turnip and a lot eat "Lutefisk". Dried Cod soked in lye for days.
And some eat turkey. And we all drink Akevitt to it. :)

{Ed007's Note - I'd give all that a bash apart from turnip - I ate it once (September '79) and spewed my ring so never touched it since - and the Akevitt if it's got alcohol in it, I tried that a couple of times and even though I spewed my ring with that too I still kept necking it!}

25 Dec 2017 09:18:23
Its all pretty tasty, im not a Lutefisk fan though. I had, like you with the turnip a real bad experience and can't seem to get it to work again.
Yeah, the Akkevitt is the spirits like the italians have with theur Sambucca its a way to eat even more. don't taste as good as Sumbucca, though.

24 Dec 2017 21:35:09
last xmas i gave you my heart but the very next day u gave it away
this year to save me from tears.


ill give it to ronny delia :)

{Ed007's Note - Until Ronny I was never happy............

24 Dec 2017 21:49:56
ill argue with every tim. he started things and will go down in history as part of the ten :)

{Ed007's Note - And started the unbeaten run... #69

24 Dec 2017 22:11:31
i mention ronny and up pops norwegianred lol hh buddy.

24 Dec 2017 22:31:33
behave yourself welshy deila was shocking his tactics put me to sleep.

24 Dec 2017 22:45:52
Haha. Damn, you got me there Welsbhoy😁
I really love Deila as a manager, to bad he didn't get more time at Celtic but understand why he had to go.

24 Dec 2017 22:46:58
of all the tims i knew u be the 1st to react. loved ronny love celtic haha

merry xmas bud have a great one.

24 Dec 2017 22:50:12
as for tactics was it his 1 up front u fell asleep at?

25 Dec 2017 11:42:04
had me snoring welshy lol.

25 Dec 2017 15:01:01
Of course, mate! One have to react to that kind of tribute. :)

25 Dec 2017 16:35:31
hey NR you stay out of it lol he emptied our stadium with his boredom.

24 Dec 2017 20:48:53
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to hump the huns on new years day.

24 Dec 2017 17:20:59
Not long back from the super store we must be raking in a fortune with the amount of people purchasing gifts it was great to see
Hope everyone has a very Happy Christmas and thanks to Ed for a great site and excellent Live Chat.

{Ed007's Note - Thank you, CB. Merry Christmas to you and your family mate.}

24 Dec 2017 10:36:46
Ed007 I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone who post on this site and the whole Celtic family a very merry Christmas and a happy and successful 2018. And a big congratulations on your Christmas charity appeal, a few happy kids tomorrow I've no doubt, merry Christmas everyone.

{Ed007's Note - Thank you, Pat. Merry Christmas to you and your family.}

24 Dec 2017 19:30:04
OK Bhoys and Ghirls, here are some "cracking" jokes you can all tell tomorrow lol
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? TWERKY
What does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast?
THE ONE SHOW
This next joke is for the Glesca folk
How did Mary and Joseph know that baby Jesus was 7 pounds 8 ounces at birth?
They had a weigh in (WEAN) a manger
How do you know if Santa has been in your garden shed?
YOU HAVE 3 EXTRA HOES
Who is the bane of Santa's life?
THE ELF AND SAFETY OFFICER
A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre
SO THE BARMAN GAVE HER ONE
What does a single sperm and a hun have in common?
BOTH HAVE A ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE OF BECOMING A HUMAN BEING.

24 Dec 2017 12:49:41
Sticking with the festive note and here's me just back from Mass as well but it would be nice to (1) ruin Neil McCan's Christmas followed up by (2) wasting the Huns New Year! So, any predictions for both games. I expect us to beat Dundee and while Murphy the Hunnite leader will put 10 men behind the ball to avoid a humping I expect to turn them over as well although I think they'll sit too deep for us to put 5 past them. Their 2 defeats before playing us might go against us as they were starting to think they're better than they are and I would have preferred them coming to Celtic Park in that frame of mind and had a go at us to leave space at the back.

24 Dec 2017 13:39:27
I think we’ll have a more difficult game against Dundee. I can see McCann telling is players to go in hard on the tackles to try and knock us off our stride. I’m a lot happier that Ajer is playing and I feel the next two games will be the making of him.
Sevco are in melt down, they where completely played off the park yesterday. Their fans will turn on the players on Wednesday ( against Motherwell) and by the time they play us their players will be crapping themselves. We’ll be so up for it and I’m going for a 3-0 win.
Happy Christmas to all the Celtic Family and I hope Santa’s good to you. 🍀🍀.

24 Dec 2017 14:01:14
I know you didn’t know this when you posted JFP but Neill McCann’s father has just died so Im not sure whether he’ll be expected in the dugout on Tuesday. Condolences to him and his family.

24 Dec 2017 14:37:29
No you're correct Kev I didn't know that and I echo your condolences to the McCan family. Never a good time but terrible time of the year to be burying family members.

24 Dec 2017 22:28:39
lets hope the chapel doesn't fall down when he walks into it.