Celtic Banter Archive September 23 2017

23 Sep 2017 20:32:24
Just watched the wee video Celtic's twitter posted about the derby dominance and I have to say the state the stewards get in is pathetic 😂! Watch the wee maggot on the left hand post when the scarf is thrown on the top of the net, he grabs it and lobs it away 😂! He must be right tough 💪😂😂! Maybe if there players showed that much dedication in game they wouldn't be the mess they are today 😂! HH.

23 Sep 2017 21:52:03
They shoulda played the wee maggot in goal Michael. If he was a foot taller!

23 Sep 2017 15:20:17
I'd like to start a poll please. As decent human beings and many of us Christians or God fearing people of other faiths after seeing the hordes leave the dome early today after seeing their team once again humped by the TIMS collectively on the main do we (1) feel a degree of compassion and empathy as fellow football fans and human beings (2) maybe not be quite sorry for them but understand and feel their pain or (3) pish ourselves laughing and head out for a few beers hoping hell skuds it into them for many years to come? If your is option 3 camp please hit the like button please so I know I'm not the only one who could never tire of their abject misery. ☘️.

23 Sep 2017 20:11:26
JFP i just want to say thst i actually am a God fearing Christian and your post may offend. I believe that there is good in all of us and we should all support our fellow human beings no matter what has been done to us. On the other hand i like you havnt stopped pissing myself laughing since Pedro tried to face off Brown. I don't think Pedro knows how lucky is not to be in the Glasgow Royal Infirmary with his neck in a brace. just about to take up your suggestion of a few pints. Put me down as a number 3.

23 Sep 2017 20:15:15
There's few things better than pishing yourself laughing at those poor wee greeting waynes.

24 Sep 2017 11:13:14
As a fully paid up member of the invisible man in the sky is a man made up pile of Pish. I am therefore not forced to feel compassion through the fear of mr non existent waging a finger. I do feel compassion for my fellow humans though. I take a day off from this with them though. I want them queuing around the block of every health centre in the land to pick up their Valium.

My best pal is a big bluenose fud and I have bombarded him with 'supportive' texts to help him through this difficult time.

He isn't 'God fearing' either, but he is fearful of real things, us to name one and king May that fear continue.

A word on Andy orange Walker though. What a total prick he is. His penchant for getting his tongue stuck up the hun arse is really getting on my tits.

I feel sorry for his sons having to listen to their dad being a complete uncle Hun.

24 Sep 2017 11:22:15
So Magicpole does that make you option 3? 👍😂☘️.

24 Sep 2017 12:08:38
I still want the Valium being required. 😄.

23 Sep 2017 16:55:27
Credit where credit is due, there was some great defending at the end as the stewards heroically defended the goal posts from wee Griffiths.

23 Sep 2017 17:20:35
what would they have done if he had tried, hands on, assault?

Jozo should have put him on his shoulders and tied it tae the cross bar!

23 Sep 2017 17:40:08
Well don Timalloy 😆. There was some great defending from the best man on the park; their invisible right back. The amount of times he tripped our players. Better studs and that could have been 4 or 5 today.

23 Sep 2017 18:04:55
Jim Tim, saw them cutting the grass after the game and wondered if they let it grow to slow up our passing.

23 Sep 2017 18:20:18
That was Wallace getting his hair cut ☘️.

23 Sep 2017 19:25:26
Ht they had the sprinklers on obviously trying to wet the pitch to deter our passing game.

23 Sep 2017 19:50:41
Some nugget next to me did actually suggest they'd been over-watering our end.

23 Sep 2017 23:35:29
Haha. Timalloy that made my evening.

23 Sep 2017 14:54:47
Uploaded an image in Sightings section that's speaks a 1000 words! Dunno if it will be allowed on the site but it's not really a surprise what I seen! Disgusting!

23 Sep 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Tweet of the year

23 Sep 2017 15:46:14
Big surprise it took us so long to score in a game we controlled and dominated without really emphasising the gulf in class with as many goals as expected.
We have played slicker and better football this season, however we were still far superior today in class and possession all over the pitch and for a few better final balls we could have had five or six.
However as it was only two - the media and ped the ned seem to be claiming a victory of sorts and that in itself shows how far ahead we are of sevco in every department.
Well played Brendan and The Bhoys on yet another fine away win and clean sheet in this legendary invincible run.

One last thing; how is this country ever going to defeat or even tackle sectarianism and bigotry seriously, when directors and executives of international broadcasting co's mute certain football chants or songs but allow full volume exposure of religious and racist hatred vented by intolerant fools?

23 Sep 2017 16:57:21
Call it simplistic, or old school, but I turned to my mates at half time and said all we needed was a kick up the *rse. Seemed to work, and in the end I think quality/ fitness prevailed. Would never demand or expect a treble, but the current climate is as good a chance as last year.

23 Sep 2017 14:37:59
Bhoys we don't need to strip this mobile of titles . listening to them trying to get any crumb of comfort from another humiliation is the dugs baws . they're miles away from us and if we had taken our chances it could have been 7 . the question was can the Rangers fans take positives from the game? Aye they were that positive they turned into blue seats 15 mins from time 😀 oh. and Andy Walker is an arse licking bam.

23 Sep 2017 15:01:40
Andy walker should hang his head in shame. The penalty decision in the first half Simo didn't touch him. If we took one of many chances in 1st half it would've been another 5-1 plus. Great to see such a controlled 2nd half. In my opinion just as dominant as the drubbing at ibrox last season. Onwards to anderlecht.

23 Sep 2017 15:04:49
We played well within ourselves and it still could have been at least another five. That was never a penalty either. Andy Walker should be ashamed of himself.

23 Sep 2017 15:28:37
Andy Walker is a full blown twat, first the pen then the rest of the mince he spewed for the rest of the game, the guy is a bell end! I think he's desperate for a strong sevco performance one day, he'll be waiting a few more years yet for that going by what we are seeing. It's the only time I've seen sevco this season and I think they are going to struggle to even make top 4 or 5 never mind challenge the mighty Hoops for the title. Viking i agree i feel we never even got out of 2nd gear, but that's because we didn't need to, was more like a training match, we got more of a game against St Johnstone albeit our defence was makeshift at the time i think.

23 Sep 2017 15:40:17
We didn't even need to get out of second gear today. 18 shots on goal and 69% possession tells you how comprehensive our dominance was. On another day we would have buried at least 5 of those chances.

23 Sep 2017 15:41:47
I've never heard so much shite about a penalty cos there's no contact but the defender made himself big Andy walker ure a disgrace.

24 Sep 2017 12:26:29
When that little shite talks I hit mute. He is a total prat. Ruins every game with his negative slant on every fecking goal we score. That was never a penalty either.

Sky got rid of that gammon faced, inarticulate Rangers lover Tanner. One more to go in the shape of The Shitewalker.

23 Sep 2017 11:55:04
Bruno Alves when he seen Dembele was fit.......

via GIPHY

23 Sep 2017 15:29:36
Haha belter Ed!

{Ed007's Note - :)

23 Sep 2017 17:56:36
That's superb!

23 Sep 2017 10:45:34
3-0 at half time 2 goals for us in the second half and 5-1 final score. ☘️.

23 Sep 2017 11:38:19
Willy Hill is giving 50 to one on us winning 5 1, far from out of the question.

23 Sep 2017 08:25:43
@peterbhoy and others wanting value bets
Celtic -1 6/ 4
Celtic -2 4/ 1
Celtic -3 9/ 1
Celtic -4 25/ 1
But bets of day are a penalty 2/ 1 and ordering off 13/ 8
To all our fans going to game today STAY SAFE.

23 Sep 2017 08:46:05
Tim have a look at Architecture No 10 in the 2 15 newbury. I got some good words about it being ready to win. I just checked it is 10/ 1 with hills.

23 Sep 2017 10:29:49
Cheers Malika will have a wee nibble
I have 3 "topical" horses at Newbury
Fenaan 1.15 7/ 1 (maybe replace one of the "A's with an "I")
Invincible Army 2.50 11/ 4
Judicial 4.00 9/ 1 (some bookies going 5 places e/ w)