Celtic Banter Archive October 23 2017

 

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23 Oct 2017 21:12:28
Not that we needed reminding but we’re officially the greatest fans in the world! πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ’šπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€.

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24 Oct 2017 10:22:39
@lh86 - it’s all part of a big conspiracy theory to pacify you about no JR or stripping of titles 😘.

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24 Oct 2017 11:04:00
Uj the truth is out there my friend and we all know it dodgy dave and potless paul charlatons one and all.

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24 Oct 2017 10:40:42
Unionjack how much are you hurting by the sounds of it you are in your knees . Celtic are now officially the best fans in the world the highest of highest awards that can be recived . We are now Simply the best and tell me what does your sorry of an excuse of a club actually bring to the table? When are your club going to do something positive for Scottish football instead of constant embaresment and shame?

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24 Oct 2017 10:52:44
UJ you can no longer call us the self proclaimed best supporters now, fifa has just told the whole world we are πŸ‘πŸ€πŸ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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24 Oct 2017 11:43:55
Have we had a banter bypass on this page today?
@memaself - I’ll let you and the Tartan Army fight over that title πŸ˜‰.

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24 Oct 2017 14:52:55
Union Jack you are avoiding the question like your team avoided paying tax
When are your club going to bring something positive to Scottish football?

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24 Oct 2017 14:53:00
Daviebhoy67: we all know exactly what Sevco bring to the table, a begging bowl ( please sir can I have some more )
They are starved of success, money, a decently Manager, players, Stadium, fans, but most of all Humility.

HH.

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24 Oct 2017 19:29:25
@ UJ fair point made earlier the Celtic fans have now officially won more titles than your team. C'mon UJ admit it yeez are absolute pure and utter pish! Rolled by the steel men on half yir budget! Don't worry Agent Pedro will be recalled to the Vatican soon! God Bless him and his caravan and his barking dugs! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β˜˜οΈ.

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25 Oct 2017 08:17:23
@pbhoy - we don’t need a Begging Bowl ( we’ll leave that to the deranged bloggers and there contributors- hi Timalloys 😘) as Celtic earns us a wee windfall each CL. That’s some dilemma for you Celtic fans - group stage humpings ( it’s all about the money ) or no progress and no contribution to keeping the lights on at Ibrox.
@db67 - we bring the biggest away support to all grounds since 2012 keeping the lights on in Annan to Aberdeen. Why do you think ALL clubs except Celtic supported the SFA and technically therefore Rangers. Can’t live with us, can’t live without usπŸ˜‚.

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23 Oct 2017 20:58:47
we won the fifa fans award.

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23 Oct 2017 21:13:21
who else was going to win it . HH.

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23 Oct 2017 21:13:27
So does this mean that we are the people now?

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23 Oct 2017 21:16:37
All sing along now:

We`ve got the best fans in the world
We`ve got the best fans in the world
We`ve got the best fans in the world

we`ve got the Best Fans in the world

HH.

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23 Oct 2017 21:22:28
Brilliant - and so well deserved! Just told my bhoys that were part of it for the anniversary celebration, and they are over the moon. nearly as much as I am, but not quite!

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23 Oct 2017 21:30:41
sevco peter, to go with the best squad award lol.

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23 Oct 2017 20:47:58
We have just won The FIFA Award for the best Fans.
Wonder what the Media will make of that!

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23 Oct 2017 22:44:39
did you not see the ET.
Cracking headed article (I posted pic of it)
Celtic win FIFA fans award for Lisbon Lions display at 'unsafe' flares match
THEY JUST COULD NOT JUST STICK TO PRAISING THE AWARD.

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24 Oct 2017 13:55:52
A wouldny wipe ma derriere with that rag.

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{Ed007's Note - Or a crisps poke - never use a crisps poke.}

23 Oct 2017 20:47:37
If this doesn't make you smile just give up - Pedro on the training ground

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23 Oct 2017 21:45:12
hate they videos that show you the best bits of a player and then you sign them and they are crap.

but hear pedro is on the next series of Strictly Shoite Manager.

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23 Oct 2017 21:07:52
Brilliant. that has to be up there with carltons dance from fresh prince for comedy value! Just like the rest of his team. lol.

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23 Oct 2017 16:58:02
Was in town today, whisper it, doing some early, very early Christmas shopping, Mrs T likes to be organised lol
Anyway, after buying our gifts, I decided to buy an ET, just to read how the other union jack tried to spin another defeat for his team and to laugh at his predicament. Vendor was giving a wee "goodie bag" with paper, so I bought 4 to give to the suit and the other ex bear pals, just in case they never bought a paper today, cough. Goodie bags contained a can of irn bru, packet of crisps and a chocolate biscuit, even though paper has now gone up to 68p I was still in profit with the goods. The girls got 2 cans of juice each and two packets of crisps and Mrs T and I got the choccy biscuits.
Naturally my ex bear pals were delighted to get a free paper to read all about their team's heroic exploits, and told me where to go with my newspaper, but I just shrugged and said I already knew where to go which is why I had bought them.

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23 Oct 2017 17:23:50
Cracking Xmas presents for the ghirls there. lol.

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23 Oct 2017 19:24:29
@wyllie67 they are lucky, ED007 thinks I am the original Scrooge on here who remembers getting an orange in my stocking haha.

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{Ed007's Note -Good job it's not the weekend or you'd be more worried about getting a ladder in them!}

23 Oct 2017 18:13:53
TIM : getting the kids a pressure from mum and dad mind the BIG Preston comes from Santa πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰.

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23 Oct 2017 19:58:38
ha ha ED007 you could not get a better "stocking filler " than me lol.

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{Ed007's Note - I hope they're clean!}

23 Oct 2017 20:08:22
Great bit of texting there peter soz

Prezzies.

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23 Oct 2017 22:10:59
you're sounding a bit risque ed, have you been down at one of ed003s swinger clubs? or at the bearsden swingers club with peter?

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24 Oct 2017 10:02:47
James mate you know that club is black ball invitation only 😜.

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24 Oct 2017 14:57:00
what they paint them? lol.

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25 Oct 2017 08:15:19
black balled, i didn't know you were a mason peter? lol.

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23 Oct 2017 14:36:17
Excellent result on Sat, regardless of performance, winning is all that matters in a semi-final.

We know now that Dembele is back to his best and Griff maybe needs a rest. Also, Rogic our biggest creative spark and also warrants a starting place in any domestic game. Gordon’s distribution at times was nothing short of shocking

XI for Aberdeen away should be:

De Vries
Lustig Erik Boyata Tierney
Brown Armstrong
Roberts Rogic Sinclair
Dembele.

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23 Oct 2017 14:52:47
I'd play Forrest before paddy at the moment. Roberts hasn't been great this season and Forrest playing well.

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23 Oct 2017 15:19:24
Yep, he hasn't reached the heights of last season yet - the whole team haven't to be fair.

Maybe give Forrest 60 mins then Paddy on for the last 30 when they start to tire.

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23 Oct 2017 18:46:21
Griff will be looking over his shoulder with Dembele fit and scoring again. He'll be trying harder now.
What a fantastic predicament we have up front! Hopefully Aberdeen should pose little problem for us.

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23 Oct 2017 18:31:06
Maybe a bit too soon for Erik with it being such a big Game.

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23 Oct 2017 20:43:02
id play stevie wonder before forrest.

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23 Oct 2017 21:07:33
Think big Gordon will start with Devries starting on Saturday. not sure if Erik is fit enough so I can see Bitton in with BOYATA. Wee Paddy's off the boil just now but can turn a game in a heartbeat . feck it . start Forrest wae Paddy at centre half ☘.

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23 Oct 2017 12:36:47
So Pedro says they are not mentally tough enough. so that's him stating they're done and he can't motivate them to get any better.

Still hope he stays, him and his slow fat team are comedy gold.

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23 Oct 2017 14:07:22
It’s bloody marvellous watchn them implode once again! I’ve not had this much a laugh since, well since the last manager they had in actually πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Brother Pedro has kept us all amused since the day he arrived, be it dogs chasing caravans or bull fighting vampires! Or my favourite what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. i for one will genuinely miss this raving loveable looney when he leaves! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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{Ed007's Note - I said the day he arrived he wouldn't be here by Christmas but for the first time in a while I hope I'm wrong about that and he's here for the duration of his 3-year deal.
Imagine Ronny had came out with only half the stuff Pedro has? The press would have had him crucified.}

23 Oct 2017 14:27:33
Ed I’ve said the exact same thing mate! I look back on how the media and hacks hounded Ronnie from the first day he walked through the door! And he never spouted any of the Shoite this clown comes out with! I’d love to mock this idiot for 3 more years mate but he’s out the door already I think! And I see he’s saying it’s the players fault now for yesterday and they’r an embarrassment! He’ll be lucky to see Halloween mate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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{Ed007's Note - Ronny came in with his ultra-modern sports science and conditiong/dietary stuff, Pedro decided to ban green boots!}

23 Oct 2017 14:46:20
Aye but was it him that banned them or one of the RRM who hang about the place like a bad smell telling him to do it! Be a right laugh to see who they bring in next anyway lol!

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{Ed007's Note - No manager worth their salt will go near the place, it's so toxic there only hope is another foreign diddy like Pedro or some clown Real Rangers Man from the UK like Tommy Wright and the only decent one in McInnes has no ambition to ever manage at Ibrox because he knows it's a losing battle trying to topple Celtic.}

23 Oct 2017 15:37:24
Ed they could always go for wee sour face davies he's a rrm and canny get a job but dodgy dave not got the funds to pay off father ped.

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{Ed007's Note - Billy Davies fits the bill, he's a moonhowling nutter as well.}

23 Oct 2017 15:52:36
I also hope that Pedro stays, any other manager although not being able to compete with Celtic would surely have them better organised and with a better team spirit than they have now.
I don't want the fun to end.
I don't know how much Pedro's team cost to put together, I thought that they were mostly other teams cast offs, other people say they spent quite a lot of money on them, but with what it would cost to sack him, I doubt that they could afford another rebuilding job.

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23 Oct 2017 16:20:20
Bang on ed he's a nutter but fits the bill. A said when warbiola went to the huns at work obvious choice was mcinnes but they thought the bull fighter was a good appointment hey ho.

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{Ed007's Note - I don't know if being into dogging and going to swingers parties would be considered quintessentially staunch enough by the Klan hordes.}

23 Oct 2017 19:01:47
Wee Barry might be ready (With Bomber and Gazza as assistants) #dreamteam.

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23 Oct 2017 19:45:21
Cracker ed forgot about that. Solidarity brother.

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{Ed007's Note - Imagine finally talking your Mrs in to go to a swinging party and the first folk you meet are Billy Davies and The Krankies!}

23 Oct 2017 20:59:06
Is that mcinnes or Davies?

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23 Oct 2017 21:35:09
If they had any brain it would be Wright from st Johnstone they go for but these clowns need someone as bitter as the fans or he won't be accepted.

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24 Oct 2017 09:58:03
wright is bitter.

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23 Oct 2017 11:54:11

Celtic have been fined 10,000 Euros by UEFA for the idiot fan running on pitch v PSG.
PSG were also fined 5000 Euros for damaging seats at Celtic Park.

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23 Oct 2017 12:38:30
Ed007,
I think we got away with that one! Was fearing a partial Stadium closure.
But it could be worse by not being in The League Cup Final😜😜.

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{Ed007's Note - Why were you fearing a partial stadium closure, because the press and idiot TRIFC supporters were hoping so? It was never going to happen, in fact I think from now the rest of the Scottish clubs who are earning money from living off our coat tails should chip in and pay any fines we get from their UEFA solidarity money. Why should they get any money for being shite?}

23 Oct 2017 13:42:40
It's time that Celtic sue people that do this.
They should put it in the terms and conditions that if you invade the pitch and cost the club any money in fines the club will sue to recoupe the money.

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{Ed007's Note - Who would you sue to cover the costs of fines Celtic have brought on us themselves or things players do that get us fined? I'm sure that any single Celtic supporter the Club tried to sue would have no problem funding the financial help to fight his case - which he would 100% certainly win.
The Club's own heavy handed approach towards the support by police and stewards has brought us a few fines as well, why are they continuing that without caring about fines from UEFA?
Look through the UEFA disciplinary hearings and you'll see how petty and stupid most of them are, Man Utd received TWELVE notifications on their way to winning the EL last year, that's 12 in one season but you don't see fans or the press whinging about stadium closures and paltry fines. UEFA will only close stadiums for severe trouble or racist behaviour, PSG were also fined 40,000 Euros for pyro at their Bayern Munich game.*
After the recent EL group stage match between FC Koln and FK Crvena zvezda:

Charges against 1. FC Koln:

β€’ Insufficient organisation: lack of searching - Art. 33 of UEFA Safety and Security Regulations
β€’ Throwing of objects - Art. 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
β€’ Stairways blocked - Art. 38 of UEFA Safety and Security Regulations
β€’ Setting off of fireworks - Art. 16 (2) of DR

Decision:

The CEDB has decided:
- to fine FC KΓΆln 30,000 Euros.
- to warn FC KΓΆln for the insufficient organization.

It's all poncy fines for minor offences that UEFA dish out willy nilly to boost their coffers, unless there's serious violence or a racism problem UEFA don't really care that much, other clubs and fans just see it as part and parcel of being in UEFA competition.

*There were no available reports of any asthma related injuries at the PSG v Bayern game.}

23 Oct 2017 10:59:10
Watching a re-run of the semi final again and although we expect a major honest mistake in these games it is also obvious how many 'blind eyes' are turned by officials over minor incidents like free kicks and even throws that are given incorrectly. Yellow cards are also very inconsistent as when Lustig was penalised for Ambrose the guy that followed in and booted Lustig was the same fella that took out Griffiths previously and neither incident was punished by the bold Clancy and sidekicks.
It's also amusing to listen to the mandatory biased commentary being nullified by big Sutton. I wish there had been someone like him in the old days to 'clamp' the likes of McNee, Richard Park, Alex Cameron etc etc etc.

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23 Oct 2017 13:44:48
My dad use to say that most of the big obvious decisions would be right but they would never give us a 50/ 50 decision and they would mount up to cost us the game.

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23 Oct 2017 07:37:32
Reading a lot of criticism of young ntcham over the last few weeks on the Celtic related sites. this is a boy who has only played a combined minutes total of 17 first team games before arriving . having payed 4.5 mill and hearing br state he was the player for epl level I think peoples expectations of the boy where unrealistically high. imo he looks decent but nowhere near the finished article . i think he will become a player but needs more settling in time to learn his own and our game.

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23 Oct 2017 11:18:10
There are definitely signs of a player there. Celtic fans are to quick to judge players, especially young players.
Give this bhoy time and he will grow into a fine player.

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23 Oct 2017 11:38:08
There's absolutely a player in there. You don't get a chance at City's development or France u21 otherwise. Despite his price, at that age as a centre mid you're still very much a project. A player so young moving to a new country, style of football, big club with demands of winning every week must take a bit longer than a few months.

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23 Oct 2017 19:48:10
Ntcham is definitely a player and he needs time so he's in tbe right hands in brendan he'll know when to play him and leave him out.

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23 Oct 2017 20:44:59
Petrov . need i say more
Hail hail.

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22 Oct 2017 23:29:25
While the unbeaten run goes on, our failure to strengthen defence looks more and more baffling. We signed, Edourde Ncham, Benyu, & Hayes - none of whom are better than we have and we have plenty cover in midfield. BR is doing a great job developing players but the latest signings including Kouassi are bringing nothing much to the table so far. Most of the aforementioned can't even make the squad.

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23 Oct 2017 10:44:55
We have had a surplus of midfield players for a long time, while neglecting areas of weakness like CB and GK.
The emphasis being domination of possession and out scoring the opposition - at least domestically and it works.
However, there is no doubt that BR will have made up his mind who does not have a long term future and January will see some movement in the window.

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23 Oct 2017 00:42:30
I'll wait with interest to see the comparative tabloid column space gifted, twitter jibes and the like that makes print from the same sources that had a kick for our 3-0 defeat. I may wait a while. I'll let sutty take the light πŸ˜‚. Well done to the steelmen. It was one of those daft instances where you pick the score and scorer, did it today in work and I don't want to know what my odds would of been. I said it would be the perfect outcome after all the bears going mental about signing LM and not doing it - last time I said that I predicted when McGregor would be put down against mayweather in the same round it happened . If I believed in off the cuff jammy throw away remarks I'd be constantly skint with daft bets! The gambler's in my work were fizzing that I didn't put it on.
Let the circus dance. They can't afford to sack pedro and I'm not sure the breadman has been paid yet. This result I'd say it's going to cause major internal problems and will cost them points the league. Who will jump first DK or pedro?

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