Celtic Banter Archive May 23 2017

 

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23 May 2017 20:38:44
So what's everyones idea for the NEW HOTELs name

I am thinking something classy like
THE LISBON

it wouldn't upset anyone would it!

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23 May 2017 21:11:32
oooh like that, what about
Paradise House Hotel:
Caesars Hotel:
The Kings Hotel:
Hotel 1888:
Walfrids Retreat:

Thoughts.

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{Ed007's Note - I've said it before but I'd simply call it The Kerins after Brother Walfrid's real name. Sounds quite classy imo and still Celtic related. If we're going to get the best out of it we don't want it called something too tacky or commercialised. Even the origin of the name would be a good way of getting every person that stays there reading something about Brother Walfrid and why/how the Club were founded.
Paradise House Hotel sounds like a brothel in Bulgaria! The Kings Hotel, is that Charles, William or George that's after? Walfrid's Retreat sounds like something middle-aged women go to for a spa weekend when they're going through the menopause and Billy McNeill's nickname is spelt Cesar.}

23 May 2017 21:41:17
The Kerching money making hotel
Suites The Lisbon Suite (with a Jinky jacuzzi/ rowing boat)
The Jungle Suite (old fashioned toilet facilities) )
The Invincibles Suite (with 24 hour super hero movies)
The Brendan Suite ( with FOUR tanning beds)
The Sevco Suite (must pay in advance)
The Cesar Suite (head and shoulders above all the rest)

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23 May 2017 21:45:27
the take money away from the playing budget hotel.

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23 May 2017 21:50:27
I heard Sevco are open a Hovel Lodge.

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23 May 2017 22:00:05
Was asked before bhoys so can now be answered

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ROOMS!

Whatever you choose to call it, I call that a nice BIG earner in my book :-D (Y)

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{Ed007's Note - We should install a floating pitch just for a laugh next.}

23 May 2017 22:32:29
Ed thanks for that, it was something out of the OK Coral, shot down at Noon for every reply to the hotel name. lol .
Fair enough: ( idiot style ) . engage brain before posting lol.

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{Ed007's Note - Reading that back it does come across a bit harsh, sorry if I've hurt your feelings honeypie.}

23 May 2017 22:11:22
The Connaught, because brother Walfrid was born in Sligo.

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24 May 2017 11:11:21
F@ck the crown plaza.

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24 May 2017 11:11:57
Heard sevco have plans for a travelodge!

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24 May 2017 10:11:07
Ed have we got planning permission.

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{Ed007's Note - We've only applied for it.}

24 May 2017 11:47:06
I hear that we are thinking of using EBT'S for this hotel

EXTRA BIG TELLY'S ;-D.

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24 May 2017 11:48:05
Anagrams of Paradise - Paid Eras hotel, Raids Ape Hotel, Para Ed Is Hotel, haha.

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24 May 2017 11:48:05
Cheers ed dyu think itll be successful.

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{Ed007's Note - I don't see why not if it's marketed properly. It'll hopefully be used by people attending and participating in events at the Velodrome as it's bread and butter, visiting teams to play us, travelling supporters from opposition teams as well as well heeled Celtic fans who travel to Glasgow for matches.}

24 May 2017 12:19:11
Thanks mate sounds spot on.

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{Ed007's Note - (yes)

24 May 2017 12:34:01
what about Davitt's, after Michael Davitt.

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25 May 2017 00:38:48
J. Van a room nae hessil Tic
Cost a fortune for the neon sign though.

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23 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Celtic Hotel Site Plan.

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23 May 2017 20:12:16
Seen the hotel plan so for a name would we go for (1) Ceasers Palace (2) Bunnet Bedrooms or (3) The Warburton? ☘️.

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23 May 2017 20:33:44
El paradiso or parkhead plaza, or the lions den.

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23 May 2017 20:45:16
The Lions Den! Love it! How about The Walfrid Astoria? 😂.

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23 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, EPL Income

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23 May 2017 14:04:48
Another wee belter lads, just thought I'd share 🍀🍀🍀.

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23 May 2017 18:06:17
lmao class 95 aye.

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23 May 2017 08:37:46
Just posted a pic which was sent by my mate. It shows a newspaper article detailing the TV and Place income that clubs in the EPL receive.
Chelsea get £38+m for finishing top and an additional £30+m from TV.
Sunderland who won just 6 games get almost £2m for finishing last and £13+m from TV.
Disgusting as this is (and there is more money from various other sources pumped in to EPL) it did make me think about the TV deal we have here.
We have Celtic TV and sevco have their own version.
How much of an effect do these channels have on the negotiating power of the SPL when it comes to a TV deal? Do we make more from Celtic TV than we could get from an SPL exclusive deal with a TV company?
I realise we will not get anywhere near the amount the EPL gets for various reasons (quality being, imo, one of the least factors) but could we do better as a combined exclusive deal than we do now?
Just a thought.

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{Ed001's Note - it is £1.9m a place prize money, roughly.}

23 May 2017 13:42:12
In the UK, we must be getting more viewers than some EPL clubs. It's the two EPL clubs combined though, in a particular match that is what we're competing against. Plus, I've always assumed it was the International viewing figures that pumped the EPL prices up and that SKY just sold the rights to foreign broadcasters? Still feels like as a club, we're getting a sore deal though.

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23 May 2017 06:36:29
Thoughts and prayers are with the people of Manchester today especially the familes of all involved. Peoples lives taken away from them by horrible twisted cowards who have no respect for human life. RIP.

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23 May 2017 07:09:10
It's unthinkable mate for someone to go to a concert and not come home where does this all end. Heartbreaking stuff prayers and thoughts with all involved.

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23 May 2017 13:00:04
I posted something similar on another site, who in their right mind would target kids mostly young girls going to a pop oncert. Sickos the lot of them.
My thoughts and prayers are with all the victims and their families.

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23 May 2017 13:18:20
Tragic absolutely tragic where do we go from here?

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23 May 2017 13:33:15
probably when the uk stops bombing innocent muslim countries.

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23 May 2017 19:02:06
Spot on JB67 and when the world learns to redistribute it's wealth more fairly. I wondered this morning if Mr Blair thought about his weapons of mass destruction that weren't found in Iraq. My prayers are with the people of Manchester too but 1000s of innocent Muslims are murdered daily and it doesn't make the front page.

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23 May 2017 19:12:06
My thoughts and prayers are with the innocent victims in this tragedy.
I'm not sure that these atrocities have anything to do with bombing Muslim countries, this Islamic state seem to commit murder and savagery as much in Muslim countries as they do in the West.
They just seem to enjoy violence, how can you reason with that?

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23 May 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, skeletor

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