Celtic Banter Archive July 23 2011

 

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23 Jul 2011 23:56:30
wer r rangers fans getting this idea that we nd 2 sell before we buy wen neil lennon has already came out and said he doesnt nd 2 sell any1 but would b willing 2 listen 2 offers for players who dont feature is his first team plans

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To bring in a more than a few we'll need to offload a few - basically because we've a bit of debt and need to be careful, because I don't see the board letting us have a large squad full of players earning a fair wage and not playing and because we've not got a shot at the CL this season where we'd get more money for losing 6-0 in a single game than we would winning about 3 games in the Europa League.

Personally I don't think we'll spend more than 5M total this summer. There're obviously quality players on Bosman's but if we're to bring in a biggish signing (i.e. Keane etc. which I don't see anyway or a good player from the EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga, La Liga etc. or a key player from other good clubs) we'll definitely need to offload.

I think there's quality to be had in the Bosman market and I wish we'd make more use of it and IMO Rangers should do the same. Fair enough you might pay a large wage but if it's a quality player it could be worth paying 25k a week (1.3M pa) than paying a fee and 10k a week and buying mediocrity.

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We dont need more than a few, we only need to tweak the squad slightly The manky mob lost five or six players so have to get loads in (which Whyte wount allow)

DazzaBhoy

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23 Jul 2011 23:17:13
Hail Hail Lads Could Be A Great Start To The Season :)
Ed Wat Do You Think Of Adam Federici As A Keeper And Do You Know His Value Me A Would try and give reading 2 m and sammy if that failed same bid for david marshall. ynwa ilwt ed keep up the good job:) {Ed007's Note - Thanks for the praise. I don't know much about Federici TBH, but I know there are EPL teams reported to be interested in him.}

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23 Jul 2011 22:28:55
hi ed what do you think about big connar sammon ex killie, he would be a good target man and wouldn't cost too much and would score a lot more than murphy and sammy put together {Ed007's Note - It wouldn't be hard to be better than Samaras, whether he could cut it at a big club though I'm not sure but he would be worth a shout. I wouldn't be ecstatic if NL signed him but I would give him a chance to prove himself.}

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Looking back we probably should've signed him as I think we were probably considering it last season or before as he had been a standout for Killie for while. However if you'd asked most people they'd have said he wasn't good enough. Now he's down south with Wigan and in the EPL so we'd be paying a larger fee and a bigger wage than he's probably worth when compared to what other players are out there.

Incidentally the same probably goes for Adam Rooney who had a good season last year and who IMO would've been worth a look on a Bosman. John Sutton is another I think we should've looked at but obviously he's joined Hearts.

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Good shout on sutton i think mate - he not scared to put head in where it hurts and has scored a few wi a poor ish team

davybhoy ktf .

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23 Jul 2011 19:35:30
Good evening my fellow brothers, how are we all on this fine, pleasant evening? Why is it that when the Shame get pumped (and I mean pumped 1-1, I saw the stats), the sun just glistens over our handsome faces? It's the late Tommy Burns' absolute delight shining through from the heavens, rest his soul. I'm just home from work and I'm off out for a few beers with my fellow tims and associated bluenoses.

I'll abstain from gloating until we get the points tomorrow, however I'd just like to wish our Magnificent 7Ed, Timalloy, Kevbhoy, viewparkbhoy (maybe see you in Capos later, lol), Dazzabhoy, Mikey, Scottybhoy, crazy Pat and all the rest of the lads a pleasant and contented night
God bless you all

I'm actually shedding tears here, I'm so emotional......sh*t, I'm embarrassing myself now......speak soon....Hail Hail, Miko


PS: anyone heard from Tony?

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Miko tonight is a good night and hopefully tomorrow will be even better My other half is one of "them" and she has went to bed rather upset at her beloved sally's less than impressive start Hearts looked good today, should be a good season mate

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Sorry miko that reply was from scotty bhoy Hail hail

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Good evening bhuddy, must say although i am a little disappointed herts didnt finish them off it woz gd to see our main title rivals as well as rangers both dropping points on day 1...long may it continue

Lookin forward to 2moro wen the season really starts

Hail Hail

Mikey

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Cheers Miko

Will still be laughing at there result tomorrow, they should have been two down at half time. McGregor payed them back big style with the save from O'Bue. I hope Broadfoot retains his place in centre defence for full season

What a let down for the poor souls.....unfurling the flag and getting played off there own park

Hail Hail

DazzaBhoy

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23 Jul 2011 18:57:06
Celtic to take a punt on a new striker @ Xmas time.....apparently ally mccoist will be a free agent then...Haha

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Fat sally will be free by the end of october never mind xmas

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23 Jul 2011 14:50:24
Tony got a new song for your Ed047 CRYING

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23 Jul 2011 14:48:08
To all the gers fans on here earlier trying to gloat
OH Dear, OH Dear, 1-1 haha
Ed047 since you wont let us post on your site you predicted an easy 3-0 victory guffaw guffaw Celtic win tomorrow we go TOP Timalloy

PS Tony dont worry I wont GLOAT too much tonight

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Best wait until tomorrow before starting to gloat.

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Hopefully we do the business tomorrow - Hibs is rarely an easy place to go so putting ourselves 2 in front of Rangers and striking a win at Hibs off the card would be a good start to the season even if still early days.

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Not really gloating, Hibs will be hard but think we will do it, just winding up a couple of bears on here earlier brave guys with no names, if they dish it out they must expect to take it. Timalloy

Ps heard Gordon has blamed sally already

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I think celtic will walk it at hibs in all honesty.This is assuming last season is anything to go by. My prediction is 4-1

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23 Jul 2011 14:26:30
Where'd you go, 4 in a row? Haha. Get on the blower to Craig Whyte, better up the bid for Murray Davidson before this gets any worse lol.
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - Afternoon Kev. We are having some technical problems on the sites still guys, the rumours page isn't updating for everyone. It will be back to normal ASAP, apologies.}

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Dont worry about it Ed, we appeciate the job u guys do. Lets just hope the hoops go out and do some real damage tomorrow. Hail Hail.
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - A win tomorrow and we are off to a flier Kev.}

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23 Jul 2011 13:30:58
where's the rumours?????

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23 Jul 2011 12:34:32
Hey Ed007, a BIG WELL DONE from me Timalloy allowing the other lot on trying to gloat we can take it, because WE ARE CELTIC, we are INCLUSIVE and welcome anybody into the Celtic Family ( well Tony?)
Just reading WEE PAT Hilarious I vote pat gets a regular column on here doing Parliamo Glesca.

One thing all you bluenoses, please leave a name so we can have a laugh back and turn it into a pantomine, talking of which Tony what about a pantomine horse I will be FRONT END and you can PLAY YOURSELF lol hail hail TIMALLOY

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It's people like you who drag down sites like these. i'd rather we got our own house in order before having a go at them

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Another man with no name Just exactly how am I dragging down this site? There is no malice here only humour, go back to your own site, Get some courage and leave a name Hail Hail Timalloy

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Well dun big timbo ye hit it rite oan the heed, its only banter try & remember lads jist a laugh
lifes tooooo serious, padraig from possilpark bfn

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Spot on timo ah vote thit wee pat gets aregulur colum in here tae, by the way this is in no shape ur form is wee pat, big pat or jist pat, its aktualy ..........rab........big rab fae guvin, Rite rab fae guvin thats whoo this is / wiz rite so lets be clere oan this , nuff said

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Timalloy why are you telling a celtic fan to go back to his own page?
my name is paddy, who cares? you want to question peoples courage because they don t post a name. but maybe some of us don t feel the need to post a silly tag like timalloy after every post. by the way just because i don t agree with you will that make me a gers fan also? you being big and brave with your hip tag and old jokes and all that.

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Oooooooo, suits you sir....Miko

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Who are you anyway? lol

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23 Jul 2011 12:29:05
Just Watching Ssn And The Top Goalscorer For The Spl Odds List Came Up N It Saiis O Damari Is 8/1 To Finish Top Goalscorer Did O Damari Not Sign With Another Club Ed? {Ed007's Note - He signed for Hapoel Tel Aviv. I don't know why Sky are saying that, typical sloppiness by them}

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23 Jul 2011 12:25:15
alrite fellow tims...for all u betting lads out there
u can get 14/1 on commons being top scorer this season even if u stick it on each way ur getting a little more than 3/1 thats a cracking bet.

anyway lets hope for a great start to our campaign
2mora off tae the pub now for a few britney spears and hopefully watching the mankys get pumped

viewparkbhoy

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23 Jul 2011 12:15:28
Please watch at least the start of the Bears game.

You will see Ally in a Suit, as the Manager of Club should look like.

Not like a tramp in a manky black tracksuit like Mr Lemmon and O'Squeal

Here we go 4 in a Row

WATP

BF

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What do you call a rangers fan in a suit?
THE ACCUSED Hail hail timalloy

On this site you are welcome and your bigotry is replied to with HUMOUR Try it some time ILWT

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What Bigotry ?

BF

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Alot a good his suit did him but at least he looked the part as you said lol

davybhoy ktf

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You cant perceive every dig at celtic as bigotry mate.
Kevbhoy

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23 Jul 2011 11:52:40
are you all watching the CHAMPIONS today

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Yes Manchester United on later on from America Really Brave of you coming on anonymously pal. Have a nice day anyway, Celtic will win league no matter what your lot do, our results are all that matters. Hail Hail timalloy

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Another current bun who just cant get enough always on the celtic sites

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Like they did last year and the year before and the year before fail fail

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23 Jul 2011 11:18:14
Hooper a 3m target for tony pullis of stoke since their move for carlton Cole collapsed. We need to sell before we can buy due to shrinking revenues caused by rotten lge campaigns in recent years. Kevin Kyle of hearts mooted as a possible replacement.

Brendan Saemus O'Reilly

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Good try pal, have another go at spelling SEAMUS, Hooper worth £10m minimum Timalloy

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Utter garbage stick to your own forces of darkness site, kyle is struggling to save his career due to injury problems, is slower than my granny and is hopeless and 3m for hooper what planet you on

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How funny is that some eejit coming on here and trying to leave a typically Celtic - Irish name. Only problem is he can't sodding spell ha

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You wouldn't get Hoopers leg for three million ya t*t.

DazzaBhoy

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23 Jul 2011 10:57:34
Mornin ed, whats the script on 'ra peepos' so called banter page...any 'banter' I post doesnt get printed, maybe they shud change the name to rainjurz love in page

Mikey {Ed007's Note - I have no control over the Rangers site, sorry Mikey.}

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Morning Ed007, Mikey join the queue Miko, myself and a some others have tried also, their Ed is too insular to allow any opinions that dont agree with his narrow rangers ones, chin up we are on BEST site here anyway our Ed allows Banter, imagine that Banter on a Banter page Ed047 are you listening Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Morning Tim}

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23 Jul 2011 10:28:20
Hi Ed, this is my first time posting but ive been a long time reader.

I am very happy with the singings so far but i am concerned about the number "trials" we appear to be offering potential targets. Does anybody else find think the same? I understand we need to check the player out and make sure he fits our style and squad but is that not what the scouting network is for? i dont remember the unknown Kayal, Izzaguire or Hooper being invited for a trial so why are proven players like Stipe Pletikosa being asked to prove themselves. The man has 82 caps, played at the highest level in the game and will cost nothing so we need to get him signed before he is stolen from us. I hope we push a deal through for Knowledge Musona, i checked him out on youtube and he looks like a cracking player. Reminded me of Samuel Eto'o and could be a good deal for us. Is there any news on this deal Ed? Kepp ut the good work.

Scotty Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Welcome to the site Scotty always nice to meet a new poster. Pletikosa isn't on trial as such, it is more a check on his long term fitness as for the Knowledge deal, it is still stalemate as far as I know.}

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23 Jul 2011 10:03:28
My sisters aunts daughters brothers cousin drove past a snack van last nite and woz told by a reliable source, who I cant name for obv reasons, that rangers are gna get pumped 2day

HailHail

Mikey

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23 Jul 2011 08:45:18
Very good mornin to u ed. I know u dont like people posting bookies odds but thought u might enjoy this. Was watchin SSN this mornin and they were discussin the new SPL season and were showin the odds for top scorer. They were offerin 8/1 for Omer Damari. Maybe worth a wee punt lol
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - Morning Kev, are you serious? Yet people think SSN is the be all and end all of sports news! They are far from infallible!}

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Also saw that about the top scorer and odds for the isreali 8/1

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23 Jul 2011 01:45:40
any concrete rumours ed?

oh we love the kenyan .... we signed him for the thousands .... to see the bhoy become .... wan ya ma .... 67

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23 Jul 2011 01:07:41
how can the mutants say they have a better starting 11 than us if we totally played them off the park last season with 10 men in the 2 each scottish cup game

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Because celtic didn't win the spl is the most obvious reason? lets see who won the final? which team bottled it and lost at inverness?maybe they aren't better for a few games but they do the job in the games that matter unlike celtic in the end celtic got what they deserved by making football so overly controversial rangers were god awful and didnt deserve to lift the title for their play on the pitch but they warrented with how they behaved off the pitch despite being total pi$h

wellboy

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IMO their defence has the potential to be twice as good as ours. Izaguirre is twice the player Wallace and Papac are so no worries there, but McGregor is much better than Zaluska and if they manage to keep Bougherra and sign Cuellar they simply won't concede as many as we will. Without conceding goals you can't lose games. Obviously we're after another keeper but I don't think that position is the only at the back that could be strengthened.

Basically I'm seriously hoping we bring in another CB. Wilson to me is relatively unknown but I've heard he's the business and has been a long-term target. I'm less than confident in any of the others as they all have major flaws. Major I like in the team as I think we miss him when he's out and is solid in the tackle and deals well with stronger players but a bit on the slow side, Loovens is error prone and Mulgrew at times loses his concentration. Rogne definitely has shown potential but is inexperienced and was shocking against Rangers in the CIS final (albeit not fully fit which to be fair is an issue as he's been injured a hell of a lot).

From the midfield forward I'd say we have the better side overall and in terms of squad strength in depth we've an advantage but defensively I still think we're a bit behind Rangers. We should've sorted our defence out seasons ago but I'd say this season in particular we need to get the errors at the back out of our game as it was blatant errors/stupidity at the back that cost us most of the goals we conceded last year rather than simply quality play by the opposition, at home at least. I can deal with conceding goals by great opposition play or a bit of individual quality (e.g. Riordan at CP) but stupid goals of our own making make my blood boil.

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Here we go again fs. Why is it celtics fault that a referee and his boss both lied to our manager but never got sacked? And I believe george peat left Lennys hearing for over an hour only to come back and help dish out an epic ban. Let's see... Oh aye, Willie Collum (more like Gollum) gave rangers a penalty that he wasnt even looking at But of course we should follow rangers example of being 100% dignified, just as they are when they are so often faced with this kind of Bullsh*t. Wellboy behave yourself mate.
Kevbhoy

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R*****s winning the league does not tell the full story on who was the best team last season. In 4 old firms last season Celtic kept 3 clean sheets, and beat yous in the Scottish. In the end we fell a point short but we wont make the same mistakes this season.. bring it on :) Craig

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Rangers conceded more goals but also scored more so a think our strikers are just as good infact better than celtics and as for dodgy penalties don, t even start way that s**t you had a record number of penalties awarded last season and a few of them were dodgy n wot about callum murray cup replay fleck got booked and he was nowhere near kayal and that c**t ran into whittaker and he got booked you lot are never happy the BEST team wins the league goodbye and good luck

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Sorry didnt mean to start anything just speaking my mind

wellboy {Ed007's Note - Don't apologise for having an opinion}

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To the b** b** who said that celtic got a record number of penalties last season did you mean a record for celtic because they hardly ever get them? and if i recall correctly the season before barry " i think i'm a hard man " ferguson left he scored 18 goals with 13/14 from the penalty spot.

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23 Jul 2011 00:54:48
i really havent been keeping up with our transfers could everyone please fill me in on whos been brought in? {Ed007's Note - We have signed nobody. Rangers on the other hand have signed Rodriguez, Cuellar, Danns, Wallace, Ortiz, Kenny Miller(again!), Verhoek, Davidson, Matavz and Estigarribia. Also Kyle Bartley, Weiss, Danny Wilson and Macheda have signed on 3 year loan deals.}

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If you had seen that mobs rumour site mate, you'd of thought they had signed all they players. Craig Whyte would have s**t himself

DazzaBhoy

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23 Jul 2011 00:44:56
what have a rankers fan and a sperm got in common?+++++++++++ they both have a 1 ina million chance at becoming a human.

ginn o'shaunnessy

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I would suggest ur a walking advert for birth control

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What would u know about birth. u werent born u congealed in a puddle

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U must be the pride of ur family see u got all the brains ur inteligence shines through ope u can read this??

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