Celtic Banter Archive April 23 2012

 

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23 Apr 2012 23:47:47
no more deadlines in govan,weve had more than enough already,flatlining from now on...algarvebhoy

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23 Apr 2012 23:29:42
a meant keep watt

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23 Apr 2012 23:29:16
i think we should sell hooper 2 southampton for 7mil,,,keep wot in the first team just gradually giving him sub appearances and also use the money from hooper and buy Hamdi Salihi from dc united its not been working out for him ther but i think he could be great for us in the spl and europe

bodie1888

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Buy Jordan Rhodes m8t and keep Hooper , Stokes and Samaras , sell Bangura , Rasmussen and Murphy .

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23 Apr 2012 22:50:56
wish fans would stop talking about the manky mob.we must hammer them on sunday ,there is no excuses then after that we must build again for next season.we need a top quality target man eg sutton or hartson and a experienced centre half to boss defence and a left sided winger.we can make the champions league but this is a big transfer window for lenny no mistakes can be be made.If we get offered 7 million for hooper you have to take it.we should have won the treble this year we have only ourselves to blame even though referee decisions at hampden have been shocking we have only scored 1 goal in 2 games and even that was a possible offside.we just dont score enough goals up front

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Agree with every thing you say mate {Ed007's Note - Nice to see you agreeing with yourself mate.}

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Ha ha........well done Ed. What a nugget!

Joeshmo1888

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Ed007; Brilliant!.........green jhedi

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That's sad

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Just when I thought I couldn't laugh anymore tonight. Good work Ed

Bman

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Lol nice 1 ed..derbycelt

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I posted this and one of my mates read it and replied to it using my computer,is there anything wrong with that,ed take it you do agree with everything i said originally {Ed007's Note - It's nice to see such a strng friendship like that blossom.}

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23 Apr 2012 22:19:53
Just wanted to say well done to our
U19's in winning the Youth Cup, the
boys went one better than senior team
by doing the double , so Well Done..
But I also wanted to say well done to
little Queen of the South for reaching
the final, over bigger SPL teams.
We expect Celtic teams at all levels
to reach cup finals, but for a small
team like QOS with limited resources
an even bigger well done.. Timalloy

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Was thinking that myself timalloy...........green jhedi

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23 Apr 2012 22:05:53
Last minute bid for rangers from australian millionaire aborigine Bill Abong.think this might hold water...........green jhedi

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23 Apr 2012 19:22:13
ROLL ROLL UP, ROLL ROLL UP TO SEE
THE DUFF AND DUFFER TRAVELLING CIRCUS

Gaze in Amazement, at all the exotic animals..

The Giant Elephant in the Room
All the Monkeys on the Bears Backs
See the Albatrosses hovering over the Big Hoose
Watch as the Ostriches deny Everything
Stand back as all the sewer rats abandon ship
Gaze in horror, as the Vultures circle above

Laugh at the Clowns (too many to name)

Marvel at the Magicians, as they make
MILLIONS DISAPPEAR (VAT/Paye...)

Then thrill at the yet to de decided Ending
can our Illusionists make a Phoenix rise
from the ashes??.....

Pay at the gate, entrance amount
still not decided..... Timalloy Productions

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10/10...algarvebhoy

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23 Apr 2012 18:20:48
glesgas ansur tae CILLIT BANG>>>>>
duff n duffur,they get rid ah 99.9% ah hoosehold pests
unwaantit odours in yur hoose ur evun yur wurkplaice then fone "DUFF N DUFFUR"....
oor motto iz
WE MITE BE POOR BIT WERE SLOWUR THIN A FORTNITE IN BARLINNIE,
( trust me thats fkn slow)

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23 Apr 2012 16:54:23
oh admin it is wonderful, oh admin it is swell,
Cause it keep out the buyers and they keep in the smell,
And when you're sitting in a room, you can always tell,
When duff n duffur get intae admin

If it wasnae for your admin, where would you be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
Cause you would have tae paey yur bills
its plain iz you kin see!
If you didnae have your club in yur admin

But when yer oot there begging, in the country way about
An yer strolling over ibrux just like a fairmer's herd.
And somebody shouts " jist paey yur tax"
n you think " thats absurd"
And, squelch, you find yur bak in yur admin.

noo the queen iz doon in lundun,
n as far as I kin see,
she cullecting aw hur taxes,
n runs the BBC,
bit if everywan took the attitude,
thit" ah jist wulnae pay"
then s**t we'd aw be back intae admin,
if wiznae fur ......

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As Usual our Pat Fan daby dozy!! LOL Timalloy

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23 Apr 2012 15:53:13
BUCKFAST DONT DO ADMINISTRASHUN ! but if they did.............................

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Pat or even VAT 69! or BLUE NUN!Timalloy

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23 Apr 2012 12:45:02
I am not paranoid enough to believe that the Rankers (in admin) will walk away (because they dont do walking away) from this scandal without any punishment.

BUT and it is a big but, if they do my opinion is that Celtic Football Club should close down completely.

Obviously I would not like to see this happen, but how could we ever play in a league that would be so tainted, we believe in fair play and honesty, what would be the point in being part of an organisation that promotes and encourages dishonesty, cheating, and financial malpractice.

Lost Bhoy 50

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Wait! Rumour is that the VAT recovery team are going to court to have duff & duffer removed.ED;you de man? Also BDO have been engaged to liquidate,apparently they asked employees if they had any conflict of interest with rangers.Gossip or truth?............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - BOD's involvement is not a good sign. Another deadline passed and still there is not an acceptable or 'preferred bidder'. Seventy days in liquidation and Gordon Smith, Ali Russell, Greg Wylde and Mervin Cellic are the only ones to have left, soon the deferred wages will be due paid back and the original terms of contracts implemented, I don't think Rangers will be able to afford the extra expenses.}

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Lost bhoy where ur ye sun,n wull come tae get ye , here sun yur no iz loast iz duff n duffur hee haw,its yur auld uncle pat here come bak tae claim his ritefull inheritunce,noo show me the money losty

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ED007; This is what i,or anyone i know, cant grasp.Jeeze,they tried to add to the wage bill in admin!.I remember moving large equipment from an engineering comp in Sheffield years ago who had went into admin,first thing was selling all machinery not needed to finish existing orders,then the cull started.All done because they knew liquidation was possible...........green jhedi

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Ed, green jhedi excuse my ignorance but what is BOD?

Hail hail

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Www.bdo.uk.com

Its BDO

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My mistake guys,sorry.........green jhedi

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23 Apr 2012 00:33:05
The greatest EPL team

Given

Vega...Caldwell...Varga

Agathe...Keane........Lennon...Maloney

Petrov

Larsson.....sutton
SUBS
Hartson,Thompson,I.Wright,Dublin,Juninho,G.Parker
Guppy
What about that Ed.,.,.,.,kbarry

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Bellamy instead of Agathe.

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Petrov or thomson instead of sick note maloney

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22 apr 2012 18:41:28
evening ed007, i know you will be able to tell us the true story regarding this so called "deal" that american guy has struck with spl/sfa over no more sanctions...
i am sure you said weeks ago that uefa rules alone regarding payment of debts would prevent such a deal, also surely if spl are having
secret meetings with rangers bidders then celtic and other clubs should also demand a meeting..
also on sly sports today, it was said that no decision has yet been made
regarding rangers getting european place can you tell us the truth in all this, as my "paranoia" is returning as i smell rangers getting off lightly.. timalloy {ed007's note - miller can not get guarantees from the SPL/SFA regarding any future punishments and UEFA have already came out and said Rangers can't play in Europe.}

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23 Apr 2012 09:00:44
BING BONG!" this is a duff n duffur anounsemint, the 8:10 from govan, calling at usa, singapore, sale & murrytown,has been delayed agane for anuthur 6 weeks, due to the prospective buyer forgettin his wallit, please bear with us as we wait for his mammy tae go tae hur local poast offis tae draw her penshun oot tae help hum oot,thanks fur yur pashunce oan this the day n yesturday, ....
one of our staff will come amongst you to try to raise money for tea & sandwiches,we thank you for choosing to sit at govan stashun with duff n duffur,"
BING BONG!
we also regret tae inform yiz thit due tae this unfurseen delay, 4 oap's huv died , sixteen peepul wur takin tae hoaspitul,3 dugs s**t in the carridj,n 2107 pepul wur late fur signin oan , this wiz aw due tae wee murro rushin aboot tryin tae find his mammy,
a bus wull be sent tae guvin stashun fur the drivurs tae get aff n stretch thur legs in the cumfurt ae thur aen livin room, all pasunGERS ur advised tae remain glued tae thur tellys in the hope thit we jist mite announce sumthin the morra,ur mibbee a week oan thursday .
agane we thank ye fur choosin DUFF N DUFFUR iz yur stayshuniry train this mournin, n hope thit we kin make yur arses feel so numb thit yed wish thit a hedjhog hud been rammed up yur rectum fur a fortnite, so oan behauf ae duff n duffur rail, its goodbye from your drivur, MR lawlill, n hiz beatifull assistunt mrs LENNIN, if anybidy waants a read then pleez pull the emergincy cord n MRS lennin wull distribute " the sellik view" tae yiz, C'MON the hoops, n bye fur noo"
BING BONG!

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23 Apr 2012 08:54:56
What a glorious morning, I'll start by lifting all the doom and gloom with a wee joke......

Rangers vs Portsmouth has been confirmed for end of season friendly....it's being billed as El Brassico! haw haw!

D-Day today and the Blue Knights are formatting yet another improved offer, how many improved offers have they had? They're not even credible, for many reasons, so it'll be Mr Miller and liquidation for the mighty Glasgow Rangers......RIP!

Enjoy!

Miko x

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Ha ha Miko good one, I heard that Duff & Duffer are now called "El Statico" as nothing moves further LOL Timalloy

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23 Apr 2012 06:06:42
I wrote about this bloke back in January, and thought he was worth another mention. Josh Kennedy is just the type of player that would compliment our side, both on the park and financially. He currently plays in the J-League for Grampus, and has been their top scorer two seasons running. With height and a great reader of the game he would bring more to our box then we currently have. Within our budget, and I dare say plenty of desire to play in Europe. If any players are let go, we wouldn't have to empty the account to get a proven goal scorer. He'll play for Australia vs Japan in June and I hope you all have the chance to watch him in action.

GoldCoastBhoy

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I youtubed this guy ?? does he play ozzie rules and soccer or is there two josh kennedys bb

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23 Apr 2012 13:50:29
There are two. This may help.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Kennedy

GoldCoastBhoy {Ed007's Note - Don't rely on Wikipedia as a reliable source, anyone can change the data on there.}

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23 Apr 2012 03:27:33
You lot said jelavic couldnt cope in the prem oh he is showing he cant cope wit another 2 goals he thrives in it nd a player who cant cope there is hooper nd thats a fact we all know even you lot

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Oh go away you silly little man.

All you will have next season is qoutes like that "he used to play for Rankers (in admin)"

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23 Apr 2012 03:27:20
You lot said jelavic couldnt cope in the prem oh he is showing he cant cope wit another 2 goals he thrives in it nd a player who cant cope there is hooper nd thats a fact we all know even you lot

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Must have really hurt when when you couldn't afford to keep him then lol bb

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22 Apr 2012 23:13:19
Islam Feruz my son you are a disgrace

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/2012/04/21/former-celtic-kid-islam-feruz-blasted-over-twitter-comments-branded-an-insult-to-tommy-burns-memory-86908-23832018/

kev88

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What do you think about this ed?

kev88 {Ed007's Note - It's shocking if it is true.}

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22 Apr 2012 23:12:51
Ed,do you think many of the dodo fc fans knew the meaning of the word "tainted" before bawbag hayteley mentioned it,i dont think many of them knew who HE was,or is?...algarvebhoy

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I heard they thought it was a gers fan from past inverness way.................green jhedi

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