Celtic Banter Archive October 22 2012
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22 Oct 2012 19:39:48
*** Victor
Celtic to beat Barcelona 45/1. (at 7.40p.m.)
K-Dot.
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22 Oct 2012 21:51:55
K DOT that seems a tad optimistic, we may take 5 or 6 off Barca but 45? lol Timalloy
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Trust you Timalloy. lol.
K-Dot.
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Bear here. Good luck tomorrow . I think there's a good chance Celtic can come away with a result.
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22 Oct 2012 17:57:03
Anyone else agree going with Commons is a bit of a risk tomorrow night? Commons is good at finding pockets and making something happen, we will not be in Barca’s final third enough to utilise him, closing down players isn’t his strong point and I think when we have possession we need to get the ball up the pitch as fast as possible in order to try and catch Barca out, we will not out play them going forward so think counter-attacking with Forrest/ Sammy and Hooper is our best way forward, maybe even with Sammy playing centrally up against Mascherano and pack the central midfield area and then use the full-backs to get out our own half:
Forster
Lustig Ambrose Wilson Mulgrew Izzy
Wanyama Brown Ledley
Hooper
Sammy
G93
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Not a bad shout mate.We cant afford anybody losing concentration for a minute.Young James will have to stop his falling and appealing with his hands in the air as well.lets hope we can keep the ball when we get it,thats key for me........... green jhedi
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22 Oct 2012 21:54:25
G93, Green Jhedi my plan is put out whole 22 man squad and hope referee does not notice.. lol Timalloy
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G93 a would be happy wae that team mate a hink wee forrest would be best kept as an impact sub last 20/25 mins n def agree commons is a bit ae a risk espec in the nou camp hes the no the best tackler n no the fastest gettin bak either tbh
gunniebhoy
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Gunnie here pal ah canae make oot a fkn wurd ae that,
whit?
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23 Oct 2012 15:18:04
@timalloy; I think the Keystone Cops defence might be a winner.Wait till Messi gets the ball then rush him and surround him in a circle with six men.Okay,maybe seven just to be safe!..............green jhedi
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I have the perfect team to beat barca . Foster lustig mulgrew ambrose izzy and 6 sas snipers lol
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22 Oct 2012 17:02:21
It's not whit person waant is a playur. You waant ta play in front ae 80,000 or 20,000 people. It would have been some experience for the fans as wel so it wid huv tael. We've goat to go there wae wur ears tae the grindstane and play behind closed doors which is disappointing cos we huvnae goet the keys bit that's life iz estur ransid wance sade. I've not experienced anything like that but I wouldn't use any excuses albeit it would be nice to play in front of a massive crowd unlike the wans it "big red". I don't think it's going to happen. so iz ma auld da used tae say "key sara! key sara! thurs nae use boltin the hoarse wen the stables shut eh n ye kin take a hoarse tae the waatur bit whit if he canae swim?”
here shagger heres auld thunder thighs souey lets bolt
Barry Ferguson quote
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23 Oct 2012 15:18:38
once someone will maybe raise a smile but come on enough of that wee t1t stuff
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22 Oct 2012 16:53:05
The gaffer his broat in sum new playurs and some canae yet speak English, so they kin,bit ah kin assure me thit wance they dud, they wul be firin oan a cylindur n a kin tell aw the teddy bears thit we wull be burstin a cylindur so thit we kin bring the glory days, bak tae the big rid bildin thit is ibrux! we also no thit thur ur uthur bildins thit ur rid bit rest assured theyr no the wan,also tae aw the sellik fans who huv lambasted me fur bein biased against thum then ah huv this tae say ma wife is wan ae yous n a canae staun hur eethur,n ah kin say that withoot fear ah contrasepshun
furra cry wur oan a bendur.............”
wers big shagger/
turkey?
wers that baurheed?
Barry Ferguson kwote
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22 Oct 2012 16:43:48
According to RTC, the results of FTT have been made known to all parties.
Seems there is over 300 pages. To put into context biggest previous FTT was only 90 odd pages. Looks like they had a lot to say on this one.
It will take up to 10 days for findings to be published.
Expect an assault over next couple of days by sdm and his paper lackies.
Whyte will again be made scapegoat and everyone else knew nothing.
CO at the SFA will again say "a big boy done it and ran away, it wisnae me"
But as always the TRUTH will show the real culprits. Timalloy
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22 Oct 2012 16:25:01
stramash news edo, "barry fergusun hiz jist annoonsed thit he jist mite go out oan loan?" (ur wiz it alane?)
wen he wiz asked bae oor repourtur he stuck ther nut oan um then kicked um in the haw maws follaed bae a whack wae a cournur flag,
"ma wee upside doon smile wid nevur play in the 3 div unless the teem hid a rain in front n a gers it the back? so gtf ya wee f=-09876 bstd!"
ta fur that BAZ
wee baz is so full ae his ain importunce wen he went oan the big dipper he,
1 took aw the fares
2 fastened everywans belt
d pressed the big buttun thit sade "GO"
wee bazza the only man thit wen ye turn iz heid upside doon its stull the same simples
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22 Oct 2012 14:56:21
Lance Armstrong stripped of titles SFA , SPL take note, nobody bigger than the sport.
Dead Rabbit.
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Sporting integrity shines through the dark shadowy murky world of cheats and lies.
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Hiz we boay lance ma boil n his sistur lance ma arse ur well guttit?
even iz wife lance a loat his goat the erse
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22 Oct 2012 13:49:47
A thug invades park on Friday and attacks Sheffield Wed keeper . 3 days later he's jailed for 4 months . Compare that to what happened to NL at Swinecastle . Absolute joke.......DH
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There should be a judicial review of that case.
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Great shout!
JJ
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The judicial system is a joke! The guy that ran on to the pitch and assaulted a football player got 6 weeks, yet the man that swan into the river and disrupted a boat race got 6 months!! Fat cats sitting on there throne, not caring about anyone under them!
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22 Oct 2012 13:36:32
Celtic 25 to 1 to win tomorrow with . I know its a long shot , but thats a price i will be taking. Got to be worth a fiver.
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22 Oct 2012 20:24:19
I have a ton on Celtic +4 @2/5 mate
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Marco1888
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Samaras to score and 1-0 to Celtic. The price? Wait for it.............800/1. Incredible. Has to be worth a pound!
Joeshmo1888
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Joeshmo , what bookies do you use, i'm not disbelieving you bud, but i'm just back from ****** and ***** and the same bet is 275/1 and 285/1.. i went for 1-0 celtic and 1-1 with hooperman and big charlie to score first 4 bets at .. £1 .. big returns , any more of a stake would be silly.. shamrock
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22 Oct 2012 13:07:53
brekkin news fae posso pat,
"av hid death threats!"sade wee chico green,
so wee sally n big bomber huv jist ben huckled wae strathys finest(mer like the keystone cops) am no pittin up bale eva! so there ed
hows that big vagina oan yur ankle ed stull leekin n oan the same subjict wers wee timbo?
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Rangers chief Charles Green says sorry to fans for death threats claim
22 October 12 14:57
Rangers chief executive Charles Green has apologised to the club's fans after claiming he had received death threats during his early days in charge.
Green, whose consortium took over in July, had also said he had been abused in Glasgow streets by Rangers fans.
He's not saying it didn't happen just that he's sorry he went to the press with it.
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Yet another attempt to curry favour with the Orcs,Greenbucks must have a
screen play writer on his books,almost brought a tear to my gless eye.
How thick can that lot be?,if the real rotten mob wanted to harm him it
would have been done,wait till he does a runner with their cash,he never was and never will be "rangers minded"man unlike needless to say The Bunnet"
Green Judge
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22 Oct 2012 10:54:16
Just heard that there is a large consortium for Nigeria interested in forming a coalition with SDM, CW and Green. Comp-any to be called Scams R Us
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22 Oct 2012 08:24:45
ed . honest not making excuses for my
bad grammar,but it does not help that
the box we type into is too small and
it is so difficult to check "wot wee have ritten"
can it be changed....col {Ed001's Note - we are getting it looked at, it seems to vary depending on the browser being used or even the type of phone. But we are going to try and fix it.}
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Why not just cut and paste from a word doc.
Ian
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22 Oct 2012 04:51:18
Anyone know roughly how many of are wonderful supporters r on their way to Barcelona? PJH
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Barca homepage says nearly 5k. deebhoy
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22 Oct 2012 02:57:51
Is Wanyama suspended for tue? if so how long
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I'd imagine for the whole 90 minutes lol
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Op you asked for that.. funny.. shamrock
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22 Oct 2012 01:47:08
He was given permission to have a drink, but to say I'm totally sickened get a life and go back to your 3rd division pals in govan mate , because a Celt wouldn't say that about broony
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If this is a reply to gj's post you might want to read it again mate. There is just a wee hint of sarcasm in there. He was having a go at the rags who ran a non story.
Why can't people have a different opinion without be branded zombies? Try leaving a name when having a go a People as well mate.
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22 Oct 2012 20:20:27
@op; As Howie Bhoy says,my tongue was firmly in my cheek.It was more an indictment of the tabloids digging any non story they can to have a pop. Im guessing you are not a regular poster or you would know i do not slag off Celtic players........ green jhedi
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