Celtic Banter Archive January 21 2012

 

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21 Jan 2012 22:53:11
Ed
this site is becoming an addiction for me
praise the lord that Mrs Bhaldrick is on nightshift this weekend.
(Mrs Bhaldrick is a Midwife at Wishaw before anyone asks what corner does she hang around lol)
Enjoying the banter and long may it continue

Bhaldrick {Ed007's Note - Cheers mate, glad you enjoy it.}

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No worries ed

as i keep saying to Mrs Bhaldrick
your job is very similar to Ally McCoist
as you have to look at F*nnies all day lol

Bhaldrick {Ed007's Note - I'd prefer your Mrs job I think!}

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21 Jan 2012 22:07:59
Some ostrich tried to catch me out with
"wir sind das volk" (guessed yet? watp)
But German for "mind the gap" is a cracker!
Bitte Beachten sie bein aussteigen die lucke zwischen zug und bahnsteigkante LOL Timalloy

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21 Jan 2012 21:46:25
Start the day with a Smile, and get it over with!
If you have a lot of problems on your minds (bears) wear shoes that are too tight and take your mind off them!
Maturity, is knowing when and where to be IMMATURE ( Me to a tee ha ha)
Why is Abbreviation, such a BIG word?
Smile, smile, smile LOL Timalloy

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21 Jan 2012 21:28:34
I love listening tae all the shame crying n saying that the league is over n get fat sally sacked,justs makes this day even sweeter. Imo its only january theres a lot of games to be played.

Conor

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21 Jan 2012 20:10:54
awrie ed a wee tune from gb experience I STILL BELIEVE IN NEIL LENNONS EYES (tune),stef1967

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21 Jan 2012 20:04:03
I thought the bhoys were very poor today, but the conditions terrible and we got the 3 points. These are the games that win leagues, we had to dig deep.
Sammy was a waste of a jersey, but when Commons and Stokes came on we started to pick up.
Once again big Fraser was brilliant, he kept us in the game and gets better every week.
The best present Peter Lawell could give us in the transfer window, would be getting Fraser signed up now.
paddybhoy

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Exatley paddybhoy thats what real champs are all about,stef1967

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21 Jan 2012 19:56:27
Ed
just seen on tv Di Canio got sent to the stand again today.
i will never forget the enjoyment he brought me as a Celtic player however i never want to see him unvailed as a Celtic manager in the future.
he would be in the Bar-L within a month if he was

Bhaldrick {Ed007's Note - Complete madman! I had the pleasure of being in his company once or twice years ago, the guy is seriously bonkers ;-)

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Ed: wz in peter grants company n he had me in stitches with di canio stories cz he roomed with him,total lunatic but what a talent,his goal at aberdeen still one of the great celtic goals.green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I am friendly with an ex-youth/young player who used to clean his boots etc, every matchday he would send him out to London Road to buy anything new with his face or name on it. He was very generous with him as well.}

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Green jhedi---
did Peter tell you about chasing Di Canio around the hotel room with the fish
Hillarious story.
Paolo must be dreading an away game at Grimsby with Swindon lol

Bhaldrick

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Bhaldrick: yea,n the singing of the italian anthem in his cary grants cos they won some obscure thing in olympics i think! green jhedi {Ed007's Note - AC Milan players stripped him to his tidy whities on the park after winning the league in 95/96.}

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Ed
im also sure Di Canio nickname for Capello is PenisFace lol

i have had the pleasure of Paolo's company one night in the Number 7 restaruant with Enrico Annoni who's english was at the time limited to Hail Hail .
Paolo is as mad as mad jack macmad

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Bhaldrick: wznt he the winner of the mr mad contest? green jhedi

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21 Jan 2012 19:52:52
re todays game:smells like TEAM spirit!!!!! green jhedi

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21 Jan 2012 18:59:18
Evening ED007, great combination of results today, but alas it could be all in vain as Mr Whyte has just promised Rangers fans that Messi, Iniesta and Fabregas are all signing on Monday, and as we all know everything Whyte says is 100% Gospel!
Lol Timalloy
Ostriches please mind the (ever increasing) Gap

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Timalloy
you bad man posting this on the dark sides page to.
keep up the good work lol

also is anyone else like me tonight Gutted that they got a point today so PMSL

Bhaldrick

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Ha ha Bhaldrick, Me? winding them up? ha ha by the way loved your wee song keep them coming hail hail Timalloy
I always shop at GAP ha ha

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21 Jan 2012 18:57:04
Ed
just been out the back again and no sign of the neighbour although i did notice smoke escaping via a sligthly opened toilet window.
dont know if hes have a sneaky cig or its steam coming out his ears after today lol

Bhaldrick {Ed007's Note - Lol}

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After the day, i think he'll be on the patches mate!

DazzaBhoy

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He's got a season ticket at Comet due to having replace so many Tv's and radio's since november

Bhaldrick

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Bhaldrick maybe hes just having a quiet night in with Balotelli.MACCA

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Macca

i doubt it as he keeps throwing telli's out the window lol

Bhaldrick

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Bhaldrick dont think big Mario needs a telly to have a good night,throwing tellies out of windows sound like its right up his street LOL MACCA

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Macca
i would have the Fire Brigade on stand by if he asked to use my toilet lol

i think Mario is top quality and is Noel Gallagher's (or Ghod as i call him) number 1 person to have a night out with

Bhaldrick

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21 Jan 2012 18:30:40
I can't believe people back brownie. He is a total liability in our team. He can't even make a simple pass. He just wants to run about kicking people. Weak link for me

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Do one ya william bampot. Broonie was immense today

Wolvibhoy

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Whos brownie? if your a guy is it not scots?

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You know nothing about football if this is all you see.

smells like a dark side infiltrator to me

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If not for his goal, his EHD celebration was worth his starting place!

DazzaBhoy

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21 Jan 2012 18:27:22
i hear craig whytes waiting on tommy sheridan getting released then hes to replace ally cos tommy can show their forwards how to score.

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Ooofftt thats a bad one

Paddy

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I know mate,but tommys an old schoolmate of mine,and i like him as much as i like the goons.not a lot

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21 Jan 2012 18:13:29
the night has gone from good to eh (woooooooooo eeeeeeeh wooooooooo) WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
just tunin into gb experience no and hopefully the wee tune gets played,enjoy the nite bhoys wsnbm,stef1967

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I'm a Liverpool fan and the only good thing about Bolton scoring twice is they've played 'I Just Can't Get Enough' - twice, very loudly. Mrs E

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Evening Mrs E, liverpool 3-1 down now looks like Kenny beaten. At least our great "Celtic" fans Bellamy and Keane both scored today. Timalloy
PS if Kenny signs Jellyfish, he should loan Carroll to Rangers and Sally, Carroll can join all the other big girls at Ibrox ha ha

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21 Jan 2012 17:53:07
evening bhoys and ghirls.funny thing is,a draw against saints wouldnt have bothered me too much today,cos you know that mob are going to get worse as the season goes on.fact that we won,again,and they didnt,was a bonus,but i honestly dont see any way we wont win the league.i know we,ve blown good leads before,but i just feel it wont happen again.we are getting stronger,and what a great stage of the season to have a fully fit commons coming back into the team.onwards and upwards,hail hail.

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That mob have given up already, the only forward spark for them is Aluko (who is playing to win another contract)! They could have returned to the top next saturday as we are on semi-final duty, but they blew that today.

In the last three months they have dropped 13 points, against some mediocre teams. Aberdeen had six first team players out today.

I watched both games and as much as Aberdeen were good going forward, rankers wasted an awful lot of chances! Jelavic looks like he aint bothered about them, and on that form no-one will buy him! Healy is a waste, and if he wasn't "a good rangers man" he wouldn't have been given a new contract. Davis is crap, yet he's their captain!

On there bench today they had kerkar? Ortiz! and Bedoya! On our bench we had Commons, Stokes, Izzy and Matthews!

The big question should not be if, it should be when, will we be crowned champions!

Hail hail Bhoys and Ghirls!

DazzaBhoy

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Dazzabhoy: for "good rangers man" read "ulster boy". green jhedi

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21 Jan 2012 17:22:24
To the tune of Dirty Old Town

He runs a team down the Govan way
fans losing faith because of how they play
he has no excuse
because his is no use

ALLY MUST STAY
OH ALLY MUST STAY

Bhaldrick

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This has to be sung at the games from now on

over to you Green Brigade

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Bhaldrick: very classy mate! green jhedi

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Second verse.....

He lost his way, on November 5th.
The super in Ally, is clearly a myth.
And we all know, that they're utter pi5h.
And they'll only get worse, when they sell Jellyfish.

Jamesy Dell

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21 Jan 2012 17:13:24
Best laugh ive had in ages from the dark side page

Raul going there on loan
someone better inform him that Raul from Newcastle is no longer with us

Bhaldrick

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21 Jan 2012 17:06:42
4 (four) clear :-))) - Mrs E

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21 Jan 2012 17:05:48
Devil dugs will be gettin booted all over scotland now spare a moment and keep these unfortunate dugs in your thoughts in these difficult times for fans of mordor/snake mountain

bigD

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21 Jan 2012 17:05:24
Yessssssssss this day gets better and better. How much is Jellypi5h worth again?? Brilliant day ed. Neil Lennon take a bow my man. Let's keep the green machine rolling. Now I most go and drink my bitter orange squash lol. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - It has been a good day BIM.}

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That the neil lennon celtic fans wanted sacked after kilmarnock remember that day {Ed007's Note - Is that your dummy lying on the floor?}

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21 Jan 2012 16:57:27
4 points clear! That's 21 points from 5th of nov, just can't get enough

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21 Jan 2012 16:25:41
GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!

haha haha, ha!!

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O O 1-1

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Oh well, it was a funny 4 minutes lol!

ED, you cut short my song:P {Ed007's Note - That's all that came through mate????}

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It doesn't matter....it wont have the same effect now lol

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The PROBLEM is NEVER post or txt enyfin until the final whistle sounds or it will come bak on u m8 no from previous txt n s**t,stef1967

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Aint that the truth stef.

just watching them though, and they are poor, really really poor

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Cmon the hoops let's take this league now

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1-1 FT mon the sheep

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Our game was ugly but we got the win reguardless the rangers game.

long wait to go but baaaaa but mind the gap lol

lenny

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21 Jan 2012 16:25:00
awrite ed regardin the post a few below the auld thing sayin that everythin comes in 3s ie 2-0 celtic 0-0- chelski- norwich and hopefully the dons can stumble rangers if not gers droppin points my other 3rd is me winnin the lotto,lol,well ed as i said lastnite about the day startin @11 i actually started b4 that and now the ghirls are on their way to their aunts n its not that often that we get the waines watchd so me and the misses is goin to make the most of it,the best hing is a dont get hangovers:-), so a will be on tonite sometime and c wots happenin,here we go again 1-0 ABERDEEN,STEF1967 {Ed007's Note - Ok mate, have a nice evening mate.}

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CHHERS ED they just scored but were still tap ae the league,stef1967

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21 Jan 2012 15:50:59
0-0 half time down govan way

who missed there penalty ?lol

Bhaldrick

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21 Jan 2012 15:05:57
just back from the game today. i have to say, credit to St Mirren, danny lennon has them playing really tight as a group, good movement and quick at shutting teams down, but in the end 2 fantastic pieces of skill settled it.

i'm seeing people comment on how poor we were. i think this is a bit harsh, the wind and rain was horrendous. honestly, players were putting their laces through the ball and it was hardly moving, and you could see the ball moving around, even when played on the deck. it really didnt make a difference trying to play on the deck, the wind really was that bad

anyway, a great 3 points against a determined and well organised team. i hope they end up finishing top 6 for their efforts

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St mirren are a good team, they pumped rangers afew weeks back, celtic were poor in 1st half no doubt, but st mirren were great and only lost to two pieces of magic!

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Don't think Rangers have beat St Mirren this season have they ? - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - No. It was 1-1 at Ibrox and 2-1 at St. Mirren Park.}

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21 Jan 2012 14:56:35
Never saw the game so can't really comment apart from saying; Well done to the Celts for keeping up a terrific run and winning again at a tough venue.
In Oct/Nov I never saw this coming and all credit to NL and the team. Keep it going Bhoys....

Jungle Jim

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21 Jan 2012 14:50:12
lmfao.that mob think jellyfish is going to liverpool,then they,re getting raul.

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21 Jan 2012 14:38:56
2 0 to the hoops,0 o norwich chelsea.could the day possibly get any better?mon the dons

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And it did.ya beauty.baaa baaaa

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21 Jan 2012 14:27:06
C'mon the Furry Fournicaters

Bhaldrick

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21 Jan 2012 14:24:48
a baaaaaaaaa deen.come on you sheep in red

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21 Jan 2012 14:24:23
what an important three points! poor display until commons n stokes came on to be fair the weather wz shocking but surely you keep it on the floor in that? 7-8 passes then a 40 yrder in the air is stupid.hope lessons have been learned n we move on stronger. green jhedi

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Got to give loads of credit to St Mirren, D. Lennon should be proud of his team.

But as jhedi says an important three points, another clean sheet, and at the end of the day the record books show Celtic winning 2-0!

Hope the Dons can hold that mob to at least a draw!

DazzaBhoy

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Bang on dazzabhoy.st mirren,killie both try and play instead of the usual 10 behind the ball n kick anything that moves i think they both been a breath of fresh air unlike mccall who the press love. green jhedi

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God bless the Don's i thought they could shock the shame!

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21 Jan 2012 14:20:31
one of those awkward games,but we,re rolling along nicely.

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21 Jan 2012 14:13:24
ED, it sound like foster is havin a blinder of a game here imo i think we should just pay the money 4 him ASAP ,stef1967. {Ed007's Note - I would sign him up with no worries.}

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21 Jan 2012 13:44:00
I am worried we're gonna drop points here, poorest we've been for weeks , utterly dreadful , Samaras back to his normal appalling total passenger type of performance, Ki ...is he actually playing??????? We need to buck up and quickly.

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Samaras is not a centre forward,one look at the number of goals scored for the number of games he has played,he should never be played up front,well done to forster,very good performance.

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Had that been the likes of Hearts we would have got hammered today.

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But it wasnt and we wernt , some people just love negativity it seems

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21 Jan 2012 13:32:28
not really worried about the game and dont care if we scrape the 3 points just as long we stay at the top of the league,com on u bhoys in green,stef1967

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21 Jan 2012 13:21:24
We are poor this half! ki is a passenger and sammy needs to work harder...stokes a must!

chalky bhoy!! {Ed007's Note - Very poor Chalky.}

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Very poor! no passing,no pressing n no creativity.we need to up the tempo by 60% and run them out.need to watch carey from distance.joe led also having a hard time but dont blame him at all. green jhedi

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Stokes commons and possibly mcgeogh 2nd half

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Better 2nd half great performance from big fraser and kris commons...strength in depth !! chalky bhoy!

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21 Jan 2012 12:14:48
not keen on this team guys.cha:forgets to defend, and sammi usually runs outa space on wee pitches got a feeling this might be scrappy. green jhedi

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21 Jan 2012 10:36:31
Morning ED007, just a quick post before Mrs T drags me out, don't even think I will manage to see game at lunchtime, hoping for a good game and 3 more points to put pressure on rangers, come on the dons .
Saw FF81 again mention my name, I keep telling him I expect flowers, chocolates and a meal, LOL Timalloy
Ps Mrs T asked the other night if I thought she was going pigeon chested, I said yes dear but that is why I love you like a doo! {Ed007's Note - Enjoy your shopping trip Tim, is that a thumbprint on your forehead?}

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21 Jan 2012 10:27:57
ive said on here before that the youngsters coming through now are the best we have seen in a generation not only that but we look to have genuine competition in every position , but still we are bringing in young players and being linked with more all the time eg ibrui and claasen added to that rogne and wanyama ,its great to see the team improved by these bhoys and im not saying stop buying young talent but why keep overlooking our own youth sytem as in time these bhoys will get fed up waiting for their chance and move on, you could argue if they where good enough they would play but unless giving a 1st team run how do we find out the reason we buy the others is they are getting a chance to shine at smaller clubs develop then get a move ,do you think its a case of being to close to the woods to see the trees,( i wonder if young irvine who recently won player of the tournement in stuttgart was playing for another club would we have tried to buy him) any thoughts

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21 Jan 2012 09:33:44
morning ed how are you? long time
no speak

looking forward to the game today
tough wee tie for us but think
hooper 2-0

whats been the craic on here recently

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Hi VPB mate, I hope you are well. It's been quiet transfer wise all over. We've had everything on here from Tim and FF81's blossoming love to Stanley Kubrick faking the moon landings films :-)

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Tim and ff81?! bit of a bromance developing there.....

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - I think it has went beyond that mate. They are blatantly flirting now. Part of the Sandazza deal was he was to sing at their wedding and the fee would help get his move to Ibrox ;-) #everylittlehelps

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21 Jan 2012 01:03:24
CELTIC NEWS,
Well ed have you heard of Daylon Claasen ajax player out on loan 21 years old , midfielder? Hes a south african internationalist ? AS {Ed007's Note - You must have an old version of FM. Daylon Claasen plays for Lierse in Belgium. He left Ajax in 2010.}

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21 Jan 2012 00:40:23
Hello buoys, I'm really impressed with this site and the work ed007 does. When he's off I'm sure we all agree it's not the same. Anyway I live amongst the English and they generally don't understand how big we are. It's frustrating to say the least, and none of this you don't go to match your not a proper fan. Anyway , I had a season ticket and it used to cost me 100 quid a game with petrol included. Anyway my point is , we are Celtic 25 years down south and I'm still Celtic but I see others especially Newcastle and theydont come close. My point is no one understands how big we are , I wish they knew {Ed007's Note - Thanks very much for the praise.}

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