Celtic Banter Archive August 21 2010

 

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21 Aug 2010 23:21:16

Not confused.com, compare the titles.com 53-42 simples
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if you want to go down that road, then compare the big cups.com lol!


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21 Aug 2010 22:51:12
I had to laugh at the bear commenting that our signings (bar 1 or 2) are crap, and used the statistic that weiss plays for his country, and Jelavic scored 21 goals.

Well, Hooper hit more than your prolific striker from austria, and 6 of the signings are also internationalists, 3 of whom starred at the world cup. so. . .where do you get the idea that they are crap then??

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Taco


Not confused.com, compare the titles.com 53-42 simples

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21 Aug 2010 21:36:03
I had to laugh at the bear commenting that our signings (bar 1 or 2) are crap, and used the statistic that weiss plays for his country, and Jelavic scored 21 goals.

Well, Hooper hit more than your prolific striker from austria, and 6 of the signings are also internationalists, 3 of whom starred at the world cup. so. . .where do you get the idea that they are crap then??

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Taco

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21 Aug 2010 20:45:11

21 Aug 2010 19:24:12Bhoys lets keep the rumours realistic, no wonder the manky mob are all laughing at us we're never going to get all these big names infact we won't even get one. I think it's all a big smokescreen anyway just to make us buy season tickets.Pains me to say but they don't want to play for Lenny he doesn't have enough respect as a manager yet and probably never will, why oh why did we let Mowbray go??Least if we set our sights lower with more realistic targets we won't be the laughing stock on this site anymore.HAIL HAILMark 'Muks' Whelan

Why o why are you a *** disguise

21 Aug 2010 19:35:32

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY

OVER IN CASTLE GREYSKULL THEY DO CLAIM TO HAVE BOUGHT QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. . .WELL KNOWN ALCOHOLIC AND FORMER ENGLISHMAN MR FLYIN PIG SEEMS TO BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS MAYLEE OF UTTER NONSENSE. . I HOWEVER PUT THIS TO YOU! THE EVIDENCE. .1 DUD, 1 UNPROVEN AND 1 'PROLIFIC STRIKER' . . . .AND SOLD MOST OF THE TEAM THAT ACTUALLY WON THE LEAGUE, THE GRASS HOWEVER SEEMS TO BE GREENER IN PARADISE. . .A QUANTITY OF NEW SIGNINGS. .WHICH APPEAR TO BE QUALITY! LETS SEND WALTER BACK UNDER THE ROCK THAT WEVE ALREADY SENT HIM BEFORE. DO THEY NEVER LEARN! 1 BIG STAR WILL ALWAYS OUTSHINE 5 little ones. . .

Bhrydo Bhoy


OMFG your all getting worse! Whos the alcoholic? Whos the dud? You can hardly say hes unproven he plays every game for his national team and is highly rated at man city and 21 goals last season is pretty prolific, ur signings arent quality their crap bar 1 or 2! Your really a disgrace to your club walter has came out on top of celtic more than youve came out on top of him ya clown! your right 1 big star (jelavic) outshines 5 little ones ( mulgrew, murphy, izaguirre, cha du ri, kayal).

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21 Aug 2010 19:26:16

Given to Celtic done for friday.
M.Johnson Man city-Celtic £3m
Samaras-newcastle £1.5m
MAF to west brom £2.5m
Stokes to celtic 800k
Wallace Hearts-Celtic £1.8m
Yakubu-Celtic £5.5
HAIL HAIL


Given possibly, johnson no, 1.5 million for samararse no, fortune probably not, stokes for 800k NO CHANCE! Wallace for 1.8 million again NO CHANCE! And yakubu once again NO CHANCE!
GET REAL TIMOTHY!

WATP

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21 Aug 2010 19:24:12
Bhoys lets keep the rumours realistic, no wonder the manky mob are all laughing at us we're never going to get all these big names infact we won't even get one. I think it's all a big smokescreen anyway just to make us buy season tickets.

Pains me to say but they don't want to play for Lenny he doesn't have enough respect as a manager yet and probably never will, why oh why did we let Mowbray go??

Least if we set our sights lower with more realistic targets we won't be the laughing stock on this site anymore.

HAIL HAIL

Mark 'Muks' Whelan

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21 Aug 2010 19:19:04

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY

OVER IN CASTLE GREYSKULL THEY DO CLAIM TO HAVE BOUGHT QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. . .WELL KNOWN ALCOHOLIC AND FORMER ENGLISHMAN MR FLYIN PIG SEEMS TO BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS MAYLEE OF UTTER NONSENSE. . I HOWEVER PUT THIS TO YOU! THE EVIDENCE. .1 DUD, 1 UNPROVEN AND 1 'PROLIFIC STRIKER' . . . .AND SOLD MOST OF THE TEAM THAT ACTUALLY WON THE LEAGUE, THE GRASS HOWEVER SEEMS TO BE GREENER IN PARADISE. . .A QUANTITY OF NEW SIGNINGS. .WHICH APPEAR TO BE QUALITY! LETS SEND WALTER BACK UNDER THE ROCK THAT WEVE ALREADY SENT HIM BEFORE. DO THEY NEVER LEARN! 1 BIG STAR WILL ALWAYS OUTSHINE 5 little ones. . .

Bhrydo Bhoy

21 Aug 2010 19:13:45

Try some of these trivia questions Celtic fans aka greatest in the world

1. When have Rangers fans racially abused a player to the extent bananas were thrown on to the pitch?

2. When has a Rangers fan ran on to the pitch and attacked an opposing player?

3. When has a Rangers fan thrown a missle at a ref and nearly had his eye out?

4. When has Rangers Football club had a scandal like Celtic Boys Club?

Now if you're in the minority here and are clued up you'll know the answer to these questions is never. I would be ashamed to be a Celtic fan at these stats. Yes there is no denying a minority have shamed Rangers with their rioting and sectarian chants in the past. Its unbelievable Celtic fans bring this up when i have stated 4 FACTS SHAMING CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB. The greatest fans in the world my a*se. WE ARE THE PEOPLE

21 Aug 2010 17:28:46
Babel? no
Pavlyuchenko? no
Owen? no
Reading ridiculous rumours of Celtic FC wanting players that are out of our league. The wages these players will be getting paid in England is well over Celtic's limit. Also these players are a risk as the English and Scottish leagues are very different and we all know that the Scottish league is a step down for these players. For Owen and Pavlyuchenko is an even bigger one as their current teams have the Champions league were as Celtic dont. This is the reason Celtic lost out on Weiss to Rangers.
REALISTIC targets.
Given.
McFadden.
McCormack.
Three Celtic fans that would love to play for the team they love. Bringing Given in on loan would give him the chance to play for the team that he admitted himself had unfinished business with. Let him fall in love with the club and the fans and then he will return in the future as will Keane, who may return to the club this season for another loan spell which is down to Harry Redknapp. As for McFadden and McCormack, where else would they go? McFadden is more likely as he has shown his desire to play in the scottish league again.

I'm behind Lennon this season with the players he has brought it already (minus mulgrew). He knows who he still needs to replace (Zaluska, Fortune and/or Samaras). And I'm sure he'll bring the title back to where it belongs.

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21 Aug 2010 16:38:47

Celtic starting 11 after end of transfer window.
Given
Cha. Hooiveld/yobo. Majstorovic. Izaguirre.

Juarez. Kayal.

McCourt./fortune. Ledley.

Mcfadden.

Hooper.

If McFadden doesn't come Maloney or samaras will play there.

21 Aug 2010 15:54:12
Let's be honest here. People posting ridiculous rumours like Pavlyuchenko and Babel are just wishful thinking, Tottenham and Liverpool would be reluctant to let them leave for less than 5 million which in my opinion is the highest Lennon will be prepared to pay. Keane isn't very likely either he is probably worth about 6-7 million, a loan is possible but it would be up to Harry Redknapp whether he decides to let him go again. Shay Given and James McFadden, two celtic fans, two REALISTIC targets. Given on loan for the season let him play for the team he loves, then like Keane will return in a couple of seasons time. McFadden has told of his desire to play in Scotland again and what other team would he go to?
I myself am very impressed with some of the signings made by Lennon so far. Majstorovic looks like our new Bobo, taking no nonsense what so ever. Cha looks very good going forward however I'm not sure about defensively. Ledley looks comfertable on the ball as does Kayal who had a brilliant debut. Hooper is looking like a decent goalscorer whenever he returns from injury. Juarez looks brilliant no wonder Arsene Wenger is rumoured to be looking at him. Finally get Zaluska out of goals and sell either Samaras or Fortune as i believe they are too similar.

21 Aug 2010 15:32:51
Celtic Lineup after transfer window shuts:
. . . . . . . . . . Given. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Cha. . . .Rogne. . . . Majstorovic. Izaguirre
. . . . . . . . . . Kayal. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . .Brown. . . Juarez. . . . . . . . . . .
Forrest. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ledley/Maloney
. . . . . . . . . . .Keane. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

21 Aug 2010 15:01:53
Whats all the talk about owen coming he's said he's happy at man utd theres no chance. i would like to see a cb and a gk hopefully speroni. would always like to see wee lennon remain at the helm for good few years

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21 Aug 2010 13:22:18
To C*ck Jockey
tornado`s don't last that long, should fizzle out by christmas.
with not much cover and no more players coming into ibrox, i can see you lot being like a tornado.
do you lot think jelavic is any better than kenny miller?

21 Aug 2010 13:11:03

Hmmm this article sounds like a bitter rangers fan rather than a hoops fan, get a life mate rangers fans laughing at us ha ha, its us that been laughing at use mate, rangers have no strength to there squad what 15 first team players, ha fukin ha, well see how positive ure comments are by time january comes around bring it on

This is getting beyond a joke now !
All the Rangers fans are laughing at us. .

The names being flung about these Celtic pages are ridiculous !
Micheal Owen
Ryan Babel
McFadden
McCormack
Shay Given
Robbie Keane

If you believe we are getting any of these players your totally misleading yourselfs , Neil Lennon isn't a respected manager , why would these players want to play for him ?
With exception to McCormack

given is looking likely loan deal, celtic have never mentioned michael owen, , after all he was going to rangers last week lol. so proabably from rangers fans.
mc fadden is a possiblitly after all what he said about wanting to come back to scotland, maybe not a signing this year, but he is interested in coming back.
robbie keane has been told he is not wanted by tottenham so you never know what could happen there 50/50 on that one
ryan babel. is nonsense from who ever coming out with this rubbish.
mccormack would be a possibility if loovens goes to cardiff as celtic would try and do a part exchange and money in a deal.
so to the bitter rangers fan, we all know sound like a ***, so get a life sado running scared rangers are can smell the fear

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21 Aug 2010 12:08:16
Thunder. .what thunder, Celtic are bricking it,

It's the fear from their rear you hear,

Quality not Quantity

21 Aug 2010 12:01:48
No full backs, all injured, what a joke, bring back Naylor ha ha ha

21 Aug 2010 11:50:26
CELTIC RUMOURS!
"21 Aug 2010 00:32:38
I will be very surprised if Darren Gibson signs for Rangers , after all he is Celtic daft , plays for the ROI , and would not be readily welcomed by the "bigoted element" in the Rangers support , he would also jeopardise his chances of playing for his boyhood heroes in the future , just as Alan Hutton will not go on loan to Celtic .
Drewzybhoy ."

IN REPLY TO THAT CLUELESS DONKEY!

If you knew anything about football , or Darren Gibson infact . . you'd probably know that Darren Gibson is NOT FROM REPUBLIC OF IRELAND!
He was BORN and BROUGHT UP in County Derry ( NORTHERN IRELAND!) but switched his allegiances to ROI after being dropped at U17 level !
And as for being a tim , GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT , THE BOY IS A 100% BLUENOSE ! BORN AND RAISED NEAR DERRY WALLS!

YET ANOTHER CELTIC FAN THAT THINKS IF YOUR IRISH. . YOUR A CELTIC FAN!
KEEP BANGING ON ABOUT THIS NO.7 SIGNING !
BIG SAMMY THE TRANNY IS YOUR BEST PLAYER!

BRING ON THE THUNDER , OUR TORNADO AWAITS!

cj

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21 Aug 2010 09:27:22

CELTIC BREAKING NEWS

Celtic to sign a 'World Class' player for the no.7 jersey on Friday next week

lol , jk , we're mince pals , the No.7 jersy will go to a League One player

Jelavic to score 50 this season , and they will win not only 3 in a row , but probably 4 , 5 and 6 . until we get rid of Lemmon

21 Aug 2010 09:25:50
Celtic Fantasy Football for this year

Given
Campbell Yobo St Ledger
Babel Bullard Lawrence McFadden
Keane Owen Bellamy

Subs: Samaras, Bratbak, Petta, s* te, Wright
Get Real!

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21 Aug 2010 02:11:28
ha ha can't believe rangers have just payed 4 million for jelavic, seen him at parkhead and he was distinctly average. mcmanus gave him the ball in the box and he scored then he must have got subbed or something cause he was nowhere to be seen from there on in. yobo, a goalie (hopefully given but doubt it) and a striker, vela? and we'll walkk the league

21 Aug 2010 01:13:11
AND AS FOR SHAY GIVEN , HE DOESNT WANT TO COME TO CELTIC AFTER THE WAY HE WAS TREATED AS A YOUNGSTER , WHY CHOOSE CELTIC OVER ARSENAL OR FULHAM ?
DREAM ON

because he`s a diehard celtic fan and is at a match whenever he gets a chance and when he was a kid he picked celtic over man united who is a far bigger club than arsenal or fulham

21 Aug 2010 01:06:18
Rangers fans are getting on like they just won the lottery by signing vladimir weiss he has played 14first team games how can you know whether he`s going to be a good player or just a kid who never full-filled his potential

21 Aug 2010 00:49:05
Mancini is his manager so its obvious he has a say, read my post again as i said ive never seen weiss playing how can i be jealous?are you slow or something?

21 Aug 2010 00:32:38
I will be very surprised if Darren Gibson signs for Rangers , after all he is Celtic daft , plays for the ROI , and would not be readily welcomed by the "bigoted element" in the Rangers support , he would also jeopardise his chances of playing for his boyhood heroes in the future , just as Alan Hutton will not go on loan to Celtic .
Drewzybhoy .

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20 Aug 2010 23:55:01
Got to laugh at the orcs believing every word weiss is spouting what a fickle bunch one minute he wants to go to celtic then mancini tells him he wants him to gain cl experience now hes a badge kisser at the rat pit

HAHA you can't take being rejected its pathetic! Mancini had nothing to do with his decision your just bitter

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