Celtic Banter Archive April 21 2012

 

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21 Apr 2012 23:01:23
Just a wee diversion from footy talk, and i know hes a jambo too.but well done hendo on hitting a 147 at the crucible.makes you proud to be a scot.artybhoy.always been my favourite scottish snooker player

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Dodo fc need aboot 147 snookers...hurry up monday!

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21 Apr 2012 22:18:59
Islam Feruz tweet CELTIC did f*** all with me staying in this country, get your f****** facts right and stop going with the story u read in the daily record! u make me sick tommy burns was a gentleman who fought tooth and nail for you
FozzY csc

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21 Apr 2012 19:34:11
As a Rangers fan I was shocked at wee Feruz's comments. Started to think about Tommy Burns and what an insult it was to a truly great man's memory. Tommy I will never forget you or the way I saw you treat a bunch of young Rangers fans by embracing them and laughing and joking with them before an OF game. You are missed very much as Coisty said on a number of occasions. You spoke sense about the OF being a rivalry and good banter and how it should not be about hatred. God rest your soul, a true Celtic hero...Tommy Burns. GTM

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See if all gers fans were like you mate,and i know theres idiots and bigots on both sides,then glasgow would be percieved a better place.cheers artybhoy

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I didn't really mind him leaving but his comments #RAGE!! Just sums up all that is wrong with football today. Mrs E

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Nicely put mate. Not a game goes past that Celtic don't miss our leader. Iv not heard or read what Feruz has said but know how much hard work TB put in for the kid and his family. It never works out for pol like Feruz and I have seen him when he was allegedly 12!!

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@GTM; Well said. He is a legend......green jhedi

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That boy feruz shouldnt be allowed to wear the scotland jersey again, do us all a favour and jump ship to england , ure a total disgrace

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21 Apr 2012 17:24:04
brekkin news ed " big bull millur hiz statit thit thur isnae ah incubatur co , no waey pedro,its jist a wee tuppurware boax bit he pit sum holes in it so it disnae suffukate"
so ther
persunilly ah wid huv tak weldit the lid oan it, bit thats jist me, nae doot ah wull get pelturs fae aw the bears who canny keep oan thur ain s**te (h meen site)
a nonie moose.....

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21 Apr 2012 17:56:40
Thats how to beat Hertz my wee green bottlers lol GTM {Ed007's Note - Oh yeah, that bounce game was a real coupon buster today :-)

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And it gets you nearer to the SECOND place prize money............oops,forgot, you dont get that either do you? .........green jhedi

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GTM...really, is this the best you have ? Are you seriously laughing out loud at that statement. dear oh dear Mrs E

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Not much else to laff about Mrs E considering the mess we are in! Just happy we seem to be playing better and getting decent results whereas Celtic are aff the boil. At least give the Rangers some credit? GTM

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Did rangers not pay the car hire company as well ?

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"at least give the Rangers some credit"
Nope you're on cash transactions for the foreseeable chum.
Nevis

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21 Apr 2012 17:05:39
HEARTS 0 RANKERS 3.Beattie misses
penalty. Not much of surprise to me
CM

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It's another conspiracy to add to the dossier!

bill72

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21 Apr 2012 16:55:47
here ed av jist opund ma glesga munopily game,
n when av looked fur the ibrux boax its fkn gone n asda pit in the boax wtf thats aw aboot ed ?
n thats ah shame cos ah aewaeys liked slammin masel doon oan it,
jist like wee vera!

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21 Apr 2012 13:53:02
last time i checked this is a celtic rumours page so why is the vast majority of posts about rangers ? get a life {Ed007's Note - Just like your post.....}

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@OP; Err,dear pot,your black. the kettle.......green jhedi

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21 Apr 2012 13:36:40
What about this wee disrespectful C@*t islam Feruz comments about Tommy Burns and Celtic. "Celtic did F@*k all with keeping me in this country get ur F@*king fact straight and stop going with the story u read in the daily record" Is what he says. That wee smurf needs a quiet word in his ear if u ask me. As Gerry Collins says in the piece Tommy Burns fought tooth and nail to stop his family being deported back to somalia and also if moving his family from castlemilk to a luxury home in Charing cross is not helping out his family then what is. I personally although disappointed that he left and had his head turned by agents had made my piece with it and had been following his career at chelsea, seen a few games on TV and he had done well. Great goal vs Man Utd in youth cup a while ago. But I'm done now. I hope he gets exactly what he deserves in life the arrogant little pr@*K... no humility, no repect and not even an ounce of class. Tommy we love you and miss you dearly u were one of us....possibly the very best of us. you deserve better but he's not worth it.

Angry Shuggy67

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It sadly shows what pro football produce nowadays.I remember his mother stating in the paper that Tommy was instrumental in them staying in britain.To tweet such a disrespectful statement about a man of the stature of Tommy Burns is very,very unprofessional.Like you i have looked out for him as i felt the human aspect of this boy's life was like a hollywood movie,now,without wishing him any ill will,i hope he never reaches the very top of his trade.With the attitude shown so far,i dont think i need worry...........green jhedi

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I also thought Mr Hartsons comments about the Celtic fans being out of order slating Beatties celebrations last week were crap . Just because he is one of Hartsons best mates we Celtic fans have just to smile and not say any thing . Wrong John ....DH

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I had no problem with beattie celebrating what was the biggest goal of his career.But the whole shirt off,running behind the track stuff was a bit much from a player who lifted wages for years but seemed to be constantly injured.Contrast that to Robbie Keane and the class he shows when scoring against former clubs..........green jhedi

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Hey listun boays wee feruz iz an ootstaunin fitba playur n wull make it tae the toap, bit heez 100% it the rite club noo, n wull fit in sooooo well it manky mob 2 he kin lern fae peepul like dugba ( total bawbag fur ah big guy goez doon kwickur thin katy price ) so ply yur trade wee ferit n aewaeys remembur who pit ye there, aye thats it yersell rite????????????
hows you ed maist things jist go rite past me ed then ye get a wee nyaff like hum reminds uz how satun gets aroon,

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I don't have a problem with Beattie's celebration.Let's face it bhoys,if you scored a last minute goal to take your team into a final wouldn't you have done the same?

Jungle Bhoy.

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Yes I would have celebrated JB but not in the manner Beattie done and for him to say he never meant to wind up the Celtic fans utter b****cks.".......DH

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21 Apr 2012 10:15:11
30 Oct 2011 19:41:02
Celtic to offer half price tickets and free nausea tablets to all who attend the remaining games for those who are sick fed up of watching the games free online cos they dont wanna watch that s*** team lol...4 in a row mofos you lot are rank rotten and I hope lemmon keeps bringing the thunder cos its really working wonders for you lot lol...and remember as one leg-end once proclaimed "This Is Only the beginning" lol I hope it is lololol muppets what do you think Ed.....

Tam-Sir 1873 In Jubilant Mood

Aaaahhhhhh how I love reading older posts from the dark side supporters. I wonder if tam-sir is still in jubilant mood or if he is now just another angry bitter fan of an almost dead club :D
Frankiebhoy

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Jubilant mood eh,why? Oh thats right it's Miller time! Heading to a team with lorries full of incubators containing dreams and moonbeams,Sound familiar? At this rate the old "hover pitch" and casino will be recycled in the record.............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Even the RFFF has turned into a shambles GJ. It was launched to make sure Ibrox was a sell out for every game (any remaining tickets bought and gave to schools etc), help with the day to day running costs and that no money from it would go to Craig Whyte. Now they are using it to pay debts that Craig Whyte ran up since his takeover. That is not day to day running costs and it seems to be helping pay the debts Whyte ran up. Not exactly doing what it said on the tin IMO.}

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Ed007; It's laughable mate,a guy on clyde stated there was 12m in it! Now there's Miller,Murray and Kennedy(sounds like a firm of lawyers!) fighting over the worm in the Mescal bottle that is rangers........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I do have genuine sympathy for the true Rangers fans, the ones who realise how dire the situation is, accept it is their own fault and just want it sorted, even more so the ones who are saying that they would rather pay what is owed to people, take their punishment and at least be able to carry on with their head held high, in whatever situation they find themselves in. I have noticed it is mostly older fans who feel like this, that is genuine love for their club. The ones that have an eff everyone attitude, we are too big, it's not the fans fault etc etc will be younger guys that are only fairweather fans who will probably drift away if Rangers are struggling, the real, true Rangers fans will stick by their club through thick and thin.}

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Ed007; Exactly. lots of posters on their site say the same.Division 3,pay everything they owe no matter how long or the consequences.My mates who have had season books since before souness,say exactly the same...........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Maybe some of those genuine fans could educate the others who bang on about dignity etc and explain exactly what dignity means. The none payment of bills since Whyte took over has removed any dignity the club had, and the only way to gain any respect and dignity back is to pay every penny that is owed. It could have sever repercussions for the club for years, even other club's would be wary of transfer deals with Rangers, Dundee Utd seen this coming and that is why they wouldn't entertain what is a basic transfer arrangement over Goddwillie with them, they knew that chances of them getting their money were slim. In England footballing debts are paid as a priority by teams entering administration so clubs are guaranteed their money, it is different up here, hence the Jelavic and Lee Wallace situation. Rangers even lied to their fans over the Jelavic deal, Walter Smith said that there was no money owed, Rapid Vienna only said the payments were up to date at that time.}

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21 Apr 2012 02:16:22
Tell You Why I Do Like Mondays , by The Doomed Town Rats

The silly con plan inside their heads ,
Is switched to overload ,
No one is gonnae make a bid today ,
They're all gonnae feck off home ,
And Ally disnae understand it ,
Thought they were worth their weight in gold ,
For he can see no reason , coz there are no reasons ,
Rangers can nae be so-ooo-ld ,

Tell you why I do like Mondays ,
Tell you why I do like Mondays ,
Tell you why I do like Mondays ,
They're gonnae shu-uuuuu-t ,
The Rangers down ,

The telex machine is kept so clean ,
It types to a waiting world ,
Blue knights feel so shocked ,
Ally's world is rocked ,
And their thoughts turn to their own doomed club ,
No bugger keen , bank accounts are cleaned ,
Seems like the time to admit defeat ,
They can see no reason , coz there are no reasons ,
What reasons do you need , ho ho ho ho ,

Tell you why I do like Mondays ,
Tell you why I do like Mondays ,
I do like , I do like , I do like Mondays ,
Tell why I do like Mondays ,
They'll need to shu-uuuu-t ,
The Rangers down ,

All the playing's stopped at Ibrox now ,
Won't be playing football for a while ,
Training finished early , soon they'll be learning ,
And the lesson today is how to die ,
No broken bone crackles ,
From McCulloch's tackles ,
Wae their captain asking why and how ,
He can see no reasons , coz there are no reasons ,
What reasons do you need just die die die die,

Tell you why I do like Mondays .....

Drewzybhoy (Bored on the nightshift again)

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Magic!

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Drewzybhoy The Boomtown Rats were s**te have you not got anymore of the doors in your locker, btw I work nightshift also & 2 make our boring night go faster we batter s**te out of each other with big f*** off mushrooms, a always aim for the tims & don't ever miss ps don't give up the nightshift
NTYABOW

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NTYABOW , i'll see what i can come up with , going to be bored on backshift this week , i dont like conventional bands tho . Drewzybhoy .

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21 Apr 2012 11:23:03
How about this for a conspiracy? Celtic deliberately lost the two cup ties to show that Scottish football can be competitive and exciting without Rangers.

Neil Lennon having disputes with the ref was to prevent any suspicion.

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21 Apr 2012 10:52:43
Just got told an interesting story from my girlfriend (yes timalloy she exists lol) about her work colleague.

He gleefully told her about how happy he his with his £800+ licence plates with RFC at the end have come through. And how happy he is to be showing his support.

Now this is why i love my girl. She asked "so i take it you are willing to put that amount into your club through the fighting fund?" he said "err no". So she told him " well your the sort of fan rangers need right now" to which he said , "oh thanks very much hen I appreciate that" pmsl!

really this is what they are up against !!

Evinguu

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PMSL what a Kn*B

Bankier bhoy aka canadian pete

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21 Apr 2012 10:37:50
just thought i would post this link http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/norangersnewcoits to petition against any newco getting straight into the spl get signing ;o)
bigD

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21 Apr 2012 10:13:29
The circus at Govan just keeps getting better,how ridiculous an idea creating a "incubator" club!? WTF? Just when you think it can't get any worse for the establishment club! I hope this saga keeps running as it highly entertaining.

Campsie Tim.

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21 Apr 2012 10:07:40
This American that wants to buy Rangers sounds like he knows as much about football as duff and duffer know about deadlines.
Frankiebhoy

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21 Apr 2012 09:26:00
ha d to double check what page i was on, more rangers news on here than celtic

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21 Apr 2012 09:07:22
I was surprised to see DO'D has been released by Leeds. After all he plays for the Republic and is going to the Euros this year. I would like to see him given a new contact, he was always a better player than Loovens and I think he is better than KW. Toshney looks like he may make the grade so bring them into the squad and release Dan and Glenda and sell KW. Of course bring in a proven CB with some quality and I dont think the defence will be far away. Lustig and Balckman have not showed as well as they might but Lustig just needs a little time to adjust to the team and the game in Scotland. Blackman is a decent player but he also needs game time and is not a hopeless case in footballing terms at least. CHa should probably go but again is a better player than many give credit for and keep MW. That boy is an unsung Celtic hero and it needs to be recognised. He is only 27 after all and when fit is also in the international squad. Izzy and Mathews must stay and here's hoping Izzy can get back into the groove sooner than later.Sopot Celt

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Darren O'dea is 26 now and not going to make the grade I agree with you about lustig and kelvin Wilson. He couldn't fill the centre of a doughnut. We really need a strong CB hopefully the polish boy fFojut will be aggressive. It's time to ship out Wilson Rasmussen McGinn McCourt O'Dea Juarez Ki big Dan and mibi even kris commons and buy 2 or 3 quality players.

Campsie Tim

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Cheers and thanks for the comment Campsie Jim, I thought it was time we discussed CFC for a change :) Sopot Celt

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21 Apr 2012 07:35:22
My sides are splitting what a reply timalloy,I have changed my mind I am going 2 get my daughter 2 fight my battles but just against you
NTYABOW

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21 Apr 2012 00:25:50
There once was a wee man called Whyte.
Who turned up at Ibrox one night.
With only a pound,He gradually found.
How to liquidate Rangers to Sh::e. (groan).....DH

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21 Apr 2012 00:21:58
right,heres mine there once was a club called the rangers .....algarvebhoy

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Lol.gets my vote,artybhoy

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@algarvebhoy;..............quality.........green jhedi

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