Celtic Banter Archive April 20 2012

 

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20 Apr 2012 23:48:08
There once was a manager called walter
his wage structure he wanted to alter
an EBT is the way
he heard minty say
just so long as on tax we dont falter.
.........green jhedi(with way too much time on my hands)

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20 Apr 2012 23:09:22
There once was a guy called Sir Dave
About Celtic he liked to rant a rave
He spent a tenner to our five
Now there barely alive
As hes sent them to an early grave

Joeshmo1888

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20 Apr 2012 22:09:32
Evinguu and timalloy both post
of following the bhoys they both boast
the liquidation of gers is their dream
on a day like today
both will shout hip hooray
and get steak pie and tatties to roast!
.......green jhedi (in tribute)

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Green Jhed, poor ED007 will be tearing his hair out with all these rotten limericks..
At least on here we can have a laugh, it's all doom and gloom on bears site, cannot think why? LOL Timalloy

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@timalloy; I know mate,you would think they were going out of busin.......oh wait a minute...........green jhedi

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20 Apr 2012 22:07:58
A good song in YouTube! Chirpy Chirpy Cheapskates Rangers fc.wmv

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20 Apr 2012 20:49:58
I once read a post by a tim
Whose points were irrelevant and dim
He got hounded by bears
Who would rather he fell down some stairs
Instead of making his point on a whim

There!not much inspiration in carlisle train station lol

Evinguu

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Ha ha now that wasnt so difficult was it, next task do a "Blug" in the style of wee Pat.... LOL Timalloy

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20 Apr 2012 20:23:42
Glasgow was known for its shop What Every Woman Wants . Nowadays it's known for its football club What Naebody Wants......DH

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Lol.artybhoy

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20 Apr 2012 19:36:55
There once was a man called Evinguu
Who'd write down his thoughts, Quite a few
Weighed down with these Words
He had no luck with the "Burds" (ouch)
So moved to Tibet as a Guru

LOL Timalloy

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20 Apr 2012 17:27:05
Here pat, I see you've changed your charges for the site! I have a complaint about what I got in return for my 'fees'. )Ou promised a virgin for all who signed up. - didn't expect a picture of richard branson in his undies!

Here ed, hope he is giving you your cut!

Evinguu {Ed007's Note - Vera 'pays' me a commission ;-)

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Plus vaat ah hope ya big midden {Ed007's Note - Well she does sat 'vat's good' during payment, does that count?}

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Evening to you, Mr Evinguu I am still waiting on the limerick you promised.
As for wee Pat, I have first dibs on any commission as I er put business his way. Tried to put some business your way too Evinguu, did you read the bear who has no punctuation? Again "Prof" Evinguu same arrangement as Pat's 20% finders fee.. LOL Timalloy

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20 Apr 2012 15:39:00
Bill Miller in talks with Dan Marino to become his Quarter back coach if he succeeds in buying a Football club

Lubo25

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Marino just knocked them back,signing for third lanark tomorrow...algarvebhoy

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Thats true,seems he thought thirds had a better future..............green jhedi

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20 Apr 2012 15:19:16
Last minute bid for Rangers just in ! Chinese businessman Mr Lee Kwee Day Shun has just thrown his hat into the ring.......DH

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Good poastin cookie bhoy?

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20 Apr 2012 14:42:04
will rangers be hammered for the sectarian bile that has been chanted at greyskull since feb 14,or as i suspect,will it be swept under the carpet....as per....algarvebhoy

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Here aw garvie boay( hey nice choice ah gingur!") iz secterininum bile no wen auld wattie is sick?

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No that septuagenarian bile

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Ibrox is snake mountain

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Arise sick walter....algarvebhoy

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20 Apr 2012 14:13:14
please help im new to all this,

watching sky new, mr ng wants in now hes out but may come back in! millar wants to buy on his terms, then wants to store rangers in an incubator? come back in to the legue next year with no penalties!? duff n phelps swinging the lead. is there not a conflict of interest where the administrators who are supposed to be acting on the interests of the creditors why are they not calling time on all this nonsense to cushion the impact of admin and interest fees that are spiralling out of control.

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So yur new tae this pal awrite yur auld uncle pat'l keep ye rite sun first things furst son ye huvnae payed yur inishayashun fees which ur noo staunin it £200 smackurs then thurs the " rite tae speek charge( £ 50)
then ye huv tae purchiss yur wee luv ed badge ( 25 sovs)
n lastly yur £ 1 a wurd typo chairj,
call the whole thing £ 1k n ahl no pit vat oan it ma sun which jist noo is staunin it 75%, so send us yur credit caird details ( £30) n a stamp adressed enve ( £%) tae me ( $127.50) in boabs yur auntie, ( oh n if boab iz yur auntie then thurs a £ 500 poof charge),oh n ah drink tae ( aprox £600, ah drink kwite ah bit sun,so gie me ah call 01417171 1888 ( normul charjis apply, evun if yur fonin fae ah moby wull be dble so it wull)

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Basically they're all vultures circling round waiting for liquidation. Every thing else is just fluff

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20 Apr 2012 14:11:12
The editor of the RTC website has restated that all of Rangers starting team and substitutes that won the league on 22 May 2005 were participating in EBTs.

Well here is the team for that day:

Waterreus, Ricksen, Andrews, Kyrgiakos, Ball, Buffel,
Arveladze, Ferguson, Rae, Novo, Prso.
Subs: McGregor, Burke, Malcolm, Lovenkrands, McCormack, Smith, Thompson

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20 Apr 2012 13:42:07
Our manager is a disgrace, there are to many Celtic fans out there that look thru green tinted glass's. Yes he won the league but he was up against the worst Rangers team in histoy. Our club is a laughing stock all around the world with his antics on the touchline and off it. Yes he has been thru alot in his time as Celtic manager surley its time for a change. Winning the league up against the worst team in rangers history, Losing to Kilmarnock in the league cup final(when scott brown in on more wages a week than the whole killie team). And finally losing to mini rangers Hearts in the Scottish cup final. What a poor season. If i was too appoint a new manger it would be Roberto Martinez. The guy is a gentleman aswell as a top notch manager. He has kept Wigan in the Premier League again(well surley has) with hardly any cash spent on any players. He plays nice attacking football and surley has good contacts in Spain for the odd wee spanish football gem coming thru the ranks somewhere.

Y.N.W.A

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On it early today are we?

All Celtic supporters love Neil Francis Lennon. We love his passion, his drive, his honesty, and just like me his inability to grow a proper beard. We love you Neil, we always will. Don't worry about the joker above, they're not worth listening to.

GoldCoastBhoy

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Firstly, we never lost a final to hearts, it was a semi. secondly, we ARE NOT a laughing stock across the world and thirdly, we don't need a new manager.
get behind lenny and show a bit of support. call yersel a celtic fan? even thinkin we should go for martinez when he refused to take the job already is a joke itself. i wouldnt touch him with a bargepole now.
in short, we won the league, made it to a final and lost in a semi and you call this a bad season.
get a fookin grip
frankiebhoy

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Boo Hoo Dry Ur Eyes. Everyone Is Entitled To An Opinion.

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Dear me,how on earth can you call yourself a Celtic fan? The worst rangers team in history? Well let me tell you they are not(i'm pretty sure older rangers fans would concur)I have seen lot's worse.Losing to Killie was a sore one,but let's not forget a goalkeeper who,on the day,was having the game of his life.The hearts game? You really think there was not case to be made for hearts being a man down before any goal was scored? You think the penalty was the correct decision? if you want a gentleman in charge might i suggest Stephen fry?After TWICE being lied to by officials do you not think Lenny might have a point regarding questioning decisions? Yes the running on the pitch at the time was disappointing,but due to the latest"tunnel gate" fiasco could Lenny be blamed for wanting it played out in public,after all look what's happened in the past when we let officials "chat" post game? Neil Lennon is one of us,a Celtic fan who lived the dream,and who has a burning passion to see Celtic treated fairly.He may become a bit enraged at times but i'm sure time will be calming influence on him.Has he made mistakes? Yes. But mistakes on the pitch are out of his control and, lets be honest here,players win games not managers.I for one will never criticise a Celtic manager for showing the passion i feel for Celtic.So let the Scottish media jump all over him,but if you are a Celt,you must see why it happens.Remember,WE ARE ALL NEIL LENNON...........green jhedi

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20 Apr 2012 13:39:45
Seems Bill Ng does do WOKING away

WTSTB

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20 Apr 2012 13:02:32
Re Ng withdrawing he offer:

This is like the Hokey Kokey
Ng out Ng out and the gers left shaking all about.HH

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20 Apr 2012 12:48:02
What goes Swooshhhhh, Bill Ng pulling the plug on Rangers.

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20 Apr 2012 12:38:41
rangers no decision from sfa after 4 days but they do lenny in a day what a disgrace

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Lenny in a day?

wasn't this for a game 3 weeks ago?

and he's made it worse since ffs!

bill72

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20 Apr 2012 09:01:58
"LENNON ESCAPES WITH 2 MATCH BAN"
"Neil Lennon was celebrating a shock reprieve last night..."
Once again the DR reporting is not about the real story - Why were the linesmans and referees recollection of events completely different? Why did one say he swore 4 times and the other say he never swore? Why did SFAs Head of Referees appear to have to cut a deal with Celtics QC?
No, the DR subtly paints it that as he has 'escaped' a sentence we are to somehow draw the conclusion he was guilty regardless?...........kbt1978

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