Celtic Banter Archive November 19 2012

 

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19 Nov 2012 22:51:50
So much for the Sevvies selling out every ground they play at these days ..... Ochilview (capacity 3,776) on Saturday there was a reported attendance of 2,854 which is 922 short of capacity or nearly 25% of the stadium empty .... equivalent to 12,000 empty seats in the Broo Camp , either the "Bubble" is about to burst or happen Sevco are not as big a draw as they think they are !! Drewzybhoy .

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Aye yur rite drewzy boay they coodnae pack oot a sanitury towul thit wiz left oan fur a year!"

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19 Nov 2012 22:45:00
See this new iphone , its feckin brilliant , the screen is so big that you don't need to keep scrolling down to see what division the Sevvies are in lol

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19 Nov 2012 20:40:33
check out rangers media and the tom English article in the scotsman .haha pure comedy gold.

hail hail

Marco1888 {Ed007's Note - Mrs E posted the link yesterday Marco, it did brighten up a rather dreary Sunday.}

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Rangersmedia. i have never seen so much hatred in my life. it should be reported.

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There's been articles in the Herald as well on Charles Green.

If there's hate being posted on sites like Rangersmedia that'll be why the tabloids shy away.

My fave quote from Charles is this:-

Green said in June 2012 that if his CVA proposal was to fail (which it did) and Rangers were to be liquidated (which they are), 'the history, the tradition, everything that's great about this club is swept aside'.

Mrs E

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I see your at it again Mrs E. on a banter site with your sensible posts.
lol. great stuff keep them coming. .H.

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I find it utterly remarkable that people are getting away with posting this kind of hatred anywhere. Given their highly publicised anti-bigotry stance, you'd think both the Scottish Government and indeed The Rangers would be keen to investigate and deal with this kind of stuff.

AC75

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19 Nov 2012 19:02:06
League re construction should be re-named as HOW TO GET RANGERS
INTO THE TOP FLIGHT ASAP. It would appear that the instigators of this
re construction cant even spell the word INTEGRITY. jk

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Jk (hows the books?)
ah think youl find thurs 2 n's in itergrittie mate,
nae biggy jist me mibee?

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Explain who exactly wants league reconstruction? Rangers supporters are happy to stay and work our way through the leagues.
Would Motherwell, St Mirren, Hearts and the like who are struggling financially jump on the sporting integrity bandwagon again? Would Inverness etc survive another three years? Dundee United? enough said! I doubt it, however please don't reconstruct in my clubs name. Your own clubs supporters are giving up on the SPL in numbers and attendances are down on last year and cost is no longer an argument when it's only £7 for your recent league cup game.
Reconstruction, NO THANKS.

A happy 3rd Division Rangers fan {Ed007's Note - £7 a ticket??? Give your head a wobble, maybe for kids, which any other season would have seen as an inventive idea to encourage younger supporters through the gates. How many people and think tanks have recommended lowering child's prices over the last 10/15 years? Especially in a competition that has traditionally become a bit of a side-show to the important trophies, how much were The Rangers tickets for that round?}

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Did Rangers survive, be very clear on one thing the only team that has not survived recently is Rangers and why ? You had Rangers gate money and the money of this great support so why did you not survive ?

You are not happy in the third division, why would you be ? You are not a part-time team who train once a week on a Thursday night.

£7 lol...just keep telling yourself that. Mrs E

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Rangers fans are clearly not happy in the third div because they don't go to games.

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19 Nov 2012 17:53:43
here ed ah waant aw the boays tae sponsur wee chico tae stoap um gettin sekshund,
fk too late emdy fancy apint?

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19 Nov 2012 17:49:49
ec thurs a rumour thit wee pudseys been arrestit fur turnin a blin eye!
nudge nudge!

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19 Nov 2012 17:48:48
here bond is it jist me ur is wee capn black fae embra jist oan the very edges ae gettin oan everybidys tits ur is it jist me,
there agane its prob me, noo ah huv played fitba it the highist ae highs wae, the rochs,ashfeeld,rab roy(wen he wiz jist a boay) n the perthshire, noo bak in they daeys if som wee person (like me)
stertit moanin aboot "gettin rough treetmint" fae the apposin teem ,then it wid be widely acseptit thit ye hid free range(£3 a dozen) tae wack um ther next time ye saw um be it oan the perk ur aff it!
so watch oot capn black cos thurs a chib comin tae a face neer you methinks!

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19 Nov 2012 16:39:40
lol snoop dogg wants to put a bid in for us, he wont know anything about football or "soccer" to him lol

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He wants to buy shares. thats all.

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Brekkin news snoop dug wants in it sellik,
greyfryer boab waants oot it sevcos?
ur mibee its me?

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He's done his coaching badges over in the U.S so he knows more about soccer than the men that run the game in Scotland.

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19 Nov 2012 13:00:08
Craig White brings D&P to Rangers via court of session to liquidate Rangers and sell the Assets.
Craig White introduces Charles Green to D&P to buy the Assets.
£80m of Assets are sold for £1.5m, and players sold for £3m put beyond 276 creditors, who are owed £160m.

THAT'S ILLEGAL AND A THEFT.

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Aye bit a turns a turn intit aw cmoannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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19 Nov 2012 10:53:40
I wish to dispel some of the wicked myths, rumours and lies you Timmys have been spreading about Charles Green:
Charles Green has not had a restraining order taken out against him by the Nigerian Royal family. He has not been sending up to 5,000 e-mails a day asking them to deposit $20million in his account -FACT!
Charles Green does not believe and has never stated that JR Ewing owns the Dallas Cowboys -FACT!
Charles Green has never claimed that JR Ewing is one of his investors -FACT!
Likewise Charles Green has never claimed Bobby Ewing is an investor although he is reported to have registered interest in the share issue following detailed discussions with Charles -FACT!
Charles Green has never been cautioned for attempting to take out a Pay-Day Loan using Lee McCulloch's wage slips -FACT!
Charles Green has never been refused credit by Ocean Finance -FACT!
Charles Green has not instructed 'Injury Lawyers For You' to handle a 'No Win No Fee' case for an incident involving exposure to asbestos in the workplace -FACT!
During a recent presentation to potential Asian and US investors, at no time did Charles Green attempt to pass off one of Ally's cups (Govan Regional Heat Winner for the Greggs Steakbake Challenge) as the Champions League Trophy -FACT!
Charles Green has never claimed to have penned "Zadoc The Priest" nor has he written to Michel Platini demanding royalties-FACT!
Charles Green's list of 19 international potential signings did not include members of the Kazakhstan Volleyball team, Lithuanian Davis cup team or a striker from the Burkina Faso ladies hockey squad -FACT!
Charles Green, however, does admit that in the chaos of the transfer window one of his landmark signings turned out, not to be a defender, but a member of the Brazilian International Knitting Association. The player has struggled on the park and shows no sign of improvement but Charles being Charles has turned this administrative error into a huge positive for the club. The squad now boasts a full set of Angora tracksuits with matching socks and underwear in preparation for the long, cold, winter nights ahead in some of the bleakest, inhospitable outposts that Scotland has to offer - FACT!
The player has a vast portfolio of knitwear patterns including some stylish cardigans. Charles again demonstrated his impressive entrepreneurial guile by taking full advantage of this bargaining chip in the negotiations to bring Sir Walter on board -FACT!
Charles Green accepts no blame for the rest of his summer signings as they were all previously registered as footballers and is as baffled as anyone why they seem to run around in the same random, ineffectual patterns as his Brazilian knitwear guru -FACT!
Charles Green has vowed not to rest until he has successfully deployed these misfits in a role valuable to the club. He spent long hours studying their skillsets and strengths to maximize their value to the club and in a eureka moment came up with the plan to utilize them in the Rangers Sperm Bank bolstering stocks for his Global breeding program. Unfortunately they haven't been able to stay in the cups. At the last count there was only one cup left but it is on a high shelf and looks out of reach. It will be a longshot and requires an immediate spurt of miraculous proportions if they are to be able to stay in that one -FACT!
Charles Green has never been duped into signing a contract with a Barras stallholder to buy four lorry loads of orange shirts with "Sponsored By A Judas" on the badge -FACT!
In Charles we trust
We are his PayPal

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Well... I reckon that 7 out of the last 10 posts on here have been derogatory of the bears, and thats fine, after all it is a banter page...
But... please dont say your not obsessed!
Your well obsessed! and we love it, so carry on :-) ha!
Bluebells are blue!

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And you are obsessed with the obsession, so carry on :-) ha !

Mrs E

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We are second in cl table.
we are top of spl.
we are in all cups.
we are all over your site.
we are celtic.
BEWARE !!!!! .H. {Ed007's Note - Has everybody else noticed The Rangers fans have also inherited Rangers fans lack of sense of irony, perhaps it's another tactic to convince themselves they are the same club?}

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19 Nov 2012 17:24:17
"H" like all imitations not a patch on the original above, but bears have no original ideas anyway. lol Timalloy

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19 Nov 2012 09:44:52
anybody know if we get to last 16, who we could get, is it winner of any group or is it pre-arranged, eg. winner of group ? plays runner up of group?

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I think we would be drawn against any group winners apart from whoever wins our group, but if we win group we would play any runner up apart from our group.

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Whoever we get after the 2 barca games we hav proved we can compete with the best we shouldnt fear any 1 HH

gunniebhoy

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I'm hoping for Malaga a wee week in Spain is just what the doctor ordered

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Think we need a wee bit of cautious optimism and a wee slice of luck before we plan a Green Invasion of Europe....
2 hard games left to play in a group that any 2 from 4 can qualify.

JJ

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18 Nov 2012 23:43:28
Isn't it puzzling how the faily record, and it intrepid journalists, had the desire to travel to Lithuana to doorstep vlad and ask some difficult questions about Hearts? Yet the very same bunch were more than lackluster in tracking down slur David Murray in deepest darkest Edinburgh!

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Yes mad vlad he is labelled,but he has never came away with half the stuff that clown and owner of sevco has.When will chico be asked a hard question?

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Never ask Ally a hard question that would just be cruel.

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