Celtic Banter Archive January 19 2012

19 Jan 2012 23:16:58
Was on Southampton banter site fair dues to the Celtic fan who was giving it back to them big time .What an arrogant lot they are some of them seem to think they will get Hooper and Rhodes ..dream on.......,DH {Ed007's Note - Southampton fans are like that, you should see what the come out with on the main site, side splitting stuff.}

I'm forever arguing with them.

alright if they came out with anything of substance, but it's all typical english arrogance and BS, the worst offenders by far on this site

i really can't wait for the tv bubble to burst {Ed007's Note - Have you had the misfortune of dealing with Maximus? :-)

I went on at the weekend for a one line post, was just basically "message from Glasgow stay away fae hooper"
Seen stef on it giving it loads was funny as .... She's classic
CB

Been on a few English sites over the past few weeks since you told me to look them up,really had my eyes opened to some of them ,seems to be a lot of unrest from fans at certain clubs, up here we don't really think that the likes of Davie Moyes would be getting pelters from his fans .Who do think could be the next managerial sacking McCleish,McCarthy,Coyle? Could be one of many.........DH {Ed007's Note - I am amazed that Kean is still in a job at Blackburn. Totally amazed TBH. I've had to deal with Man Utd fans wanting AF sacked mate, a lot of English fans are very fickle.}

I think Man Utd should sack Fergie. Sure what has he ever done for them?? lol

ChrisBhoy

Don't think Kean will last long now that he's taken on "the kiss of death" Eric Black on as assistant manager ,how do these people get jobs Terry McDermott, Peter Grant,Tommy Craig ,they always seem to get good jobs. Maybe they're doing some good behind the scenes that doesn't get highlighted......,.DH {Ed007's Note - Ally....nah ;-)

Do u think the tv bubble will burst? I can't see it coming in the near future anyways.
CB {Ed007's Note - The TV bubble won't burst, the big teams are looking at making even more money with streaming their own matches around the world themselves. The EPL are in the driving seat for the next round of negotiations.}

Oooft Ed, Maximus.....what an absolute spanner of a human being!

had the pleasure of his wisdom on a few occasions. i think he gets real life mixed up with playstation life. and i thought the bears were bitter...this guy takes the biscuit every time lol! {Ed007's Note - I think he is just a heavy WUM but he can go a bit too far.}

Do u think the tv bubble will burst? I can't see it coming in the near future anyways.
CB {Ed007's Note - The TV bubble won't burst, the big teams are looking at making even more money with streaming their own matches around the world themselves. The EPL are in the driving seat for the next round of negotiations.}

Oooft Ed, Maximus.....what an absolute spanner of a human being!

had the pleasure of his wisdom on a few occasions. i think he gets real life mixed up with playstation life. and i thought the bears were bitter...this guy takes the biscuit every time lol! {Ed007's Note - I think he is just a heavy WUM but he can go a bit too far.}

Will keep my eyes open for Maximus......DH

A BIT too far? lol

some of his comments are bordering on outright racism. in fact, he's probably the only person on here that's actually made me sit and go 'wtf did you just say' lol!! {Ed007's Note - I've had it out with him a few times, now I just leave him to one of the English Eds. He does get on my wick a smidgen.}

WUM?
C {Ed007's Note - Wind Up Merchant.....WUM.}

Ok, got ya, aye you know what I mean tho on other matter?
C {Ed007's Note - I got it but wasn't sure what you meant??}

No probs, cheers guys n girls that's me for the nite. I'll catch u 2moro
Cheers
CB {Ed007's Note - Night CB mate.}

19 Jan 2012 20:51:14
FF81.......I think you're not a bad spud. Even though you're a Shameite you treat the rivalry in exactly the right spirit. Yes, you'll cheer your team all the way.....and so you should. Yes, you'll have a titter at our misfortune (we're having a great laugh at you lot this season!) and yes, it'll hurt you terribly when we bring the title back to it's rightful home. But you'll also get over it and you'll give and take a bit of banter in the right way.
True Celtic and Rangers fans will understand the passion each other has for their team. You need passion if you're a real fan of football. If only we can keep the bitterness and bigotry out of it then we'll be doing OK.
So in summary FF81.....long may your team's misfortunes continue because we love laughing about it! :-)

HAIL HAIL
ChrisBhoy {Ed007's Note - FF81 is bang on considering he is one of them ;-) I think he has a bit of a man crush on Tim TBH.}

Hey ff81 how u doin bud? Havent heard of you much thus year. Hope alls well with you. So what do you think of signing the bhoy Celik eh? That would be class you can see timalloy thinking of jokes right now.
Cheers bud
CB :)

Ff n tim have been "at it" for years man!! Lol
CB ;)

Chrisbhoy lmao nice one mate. CB the cheeky chappy. The reason you've not heard from me much this year is because it's just started bloody started lmao. Only joking mate. Me and Tim have been in grossed with the new game we got for Xmas (temple run) and we've been trying to whip each others ar*e pardon the punch Ed ;-).
As for Marven Celik he looks a good wee player what I've seen on YouTube.
He's blue he's white his 2nd name is sh*t Marven Celik. Lol.
Do you like it?
Mon The Celik
FF81

Yep your bang on there bud, he's one of the good guys, just wish there were more like him so we could get a bit more banter on the go. I think it's down to his "experience" shall we say, FFs heard it, seen it n done it all before so there's not much you can do that would surprise him or shock him.
Keep on keeping on bud, you are a star IMO FF.
the Davie Weir of the site lol !! ;)
CB

FF81, all you Ostriches gloating about Cellik, er has he signed yet? and all the other names banded about wee aluko's visa card must be maxed out by now, in Glasgow we have a name for somebody (some team) trying to live beyond their means "All fur coat and nae nickers" somes up Rangers transfer policy nicely LOL Timalloy

Class that's a good one already for Celik well played. N hey what u n tim do with each others ar5es r ur bizness no one else lol. (I had to ff it was just to easy bud)
CB ;)

I've heard good things about this temple run (if it's the same one, which I'm sure it must be ) I take it it's one of these ones you can play each other over the net yeah? Good line with Celik like FF, but as tim says he's not even signed yet either! Still will be funny as f7ck if he did!
Anyway play nice boys and be safe eh lol ?!?
CB ;)

I think it's you with the ostriches neck timmmmmy lmao. They are one thing old yin I will never bite with you lmao. What's your score top score with temple run? I would give RTC a break don't think?
Tim you are sitting across the room from me and you've got to try and pander people on this site lol. All because your crap a temple run lmao.
You've got to much time on you hands. GET THOSE DISHES WASHED lol.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - Domestic bliss. Does Tim actually look like Mrs Brown?}

At least he's funnier than him her? How the f77k is it still being shown its as funny as that t1t Lemmy (n thst was one of the worst tv shows I've ever seen in my life ) absolutely pathetic, bring back Garry tank commander now that was magic, ......like!!
CB {Ed007's Note - Limmy's Show was dire!!!!}

Ed, honestly he's bucking worse looking. He bucking think cause he's a pensioner he can boss me a bucking boot. But he's bucking not on. Tim your fecking kite at temple run.
Lol.
Night everyone.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - Night mate, take care.}

Nite nite auld yin, get they teeth out n in ur nite glass lol
Good to hear from you again bud, always good banter when hes on bhoys.
Cheers bud
CB :)

Dire is being kind when referring to that pathetic show, Jeeso I'd rather go n watch Aberdeen play!
CB {Ed007's Note - That's pushing it!}

19 Jan 2012 20:09:35
ED007, I know you are a Scholar, have my serious head on and did a bit of research about German word popped up recently "Schadenfreude" as you know means "taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others"
Here are some other examples in different languages
"Epicaricacy" - Rejoicing at, taking fun in, or getting pleasure, from the misfortune of others.
"Morose Delectation" (latin Delectatio Morosa)
Or how about this Arabic word "Shamateh"
Found this Arabic poem :
"And do not complain to the enemies constantly,
For the enemies "shamateh" is a disease,
And do not ask forgiveness from someone who lacks Generosity ..........

Is it just coincidence or does the Arab word contain within it what some Celtic fans call Rangers?
Timalloy

You really do have too much time on your hands Timalloy.lol

Jungle Bhoy. {E d007's Note - Tim is our resident cunning linguist.}

I resent that ed! im sure mrs jhedi would point out i have my moments n can be a bit sneaky to get there. oh,linguist........... green jhedi

Ha ha ED007 might have known you would use a James Bond pun on me, but remember for every "pun" you know I know a few as well LOL Timalloy

Ed a scholar?
CB ;) {Ed007's Note - I graduated from the University of Life with a Masters in Baiting ;-)

Lol better than Lemmy, mind you my wee cousin who's 4 n only makes kjokes about poops is funnier than that.
CB ;)

The cunning (plan) award is mine surely lol

Bhaldrick {Ed007's Note - LOL.}

19 Jan 2012 19:35:13
Ed, can you post this? It's not football related but it's lmao stuff. I hope you's like it lol.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L8IPGTBk7U&sns=em

Mon the Celik

Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - I've seen that, it was a BBC documentary ya sick b*****d ;-)

I'm just laughing with them lmao. One of them said (I'm a chicken *ucker) and (your dogs got t*ts) lmao.
I thought CB and stef would like it. Did you not laugh at it Ed honestly?
Mon the Celik
Ff81 {Ed007's Note - FF81 mate, when I found it on Youtube I e-mailed my friends and family about it! My 19yr old nephew has it tagged on his favourites for when him and his mates are having one of their infamous 'smoking' parties!! YOU'VE GOT GAY PORN IN THE HOOSE!!}

Tell your nephew I want an invite to one of his parties lol. I'm not a smoker but I must admit I've tried the wacky backy i liked it till I went all white lol. I think it's called a Craig whytey lmao. Never again lol.
Mon the Celik.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - Ah the dreaded whitey lol. It has claimed many a poor soul I have been told.}

Deffo think the celtic smoking fraternity should call it a craig whytey,pale complexion,shaking n a bit sweaty.its like looking in a mirror for him. green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I'll pass that on Jhedi.}

FF81 i think of stuff like cloudo and gobo and you put somethin like that up but tae be honest i think some of the things they say are funny no wit a mean,stef1967

Green jhedi, whytey ;-) catch my drift lol.
FF81

Why did u wan to put thst up, this guys pretty well known. I originally sen this ears go n ch 4 he's got a lot better tho.
Strange link to pst tho
Cb

Jesso who doesn't like a puff,..................
CB {Ed007's Note - Lmao CB. I don't think I should put that up but I know what you mean. Madman!!}

Aye you'd never of guessed would you lol
;)
CB
Prob best not to post it, just incase the Hawaii 50 r watching lol

Funnily enough madman is what it's called bud pardon the pun BUD!
Lol
CB

Wait a minute "I thought cb an stef would like it" wait till I get ff 2moro, Jeeso thst auld .......
CB

19 Jan 2012 19:23:35
evenin ed with rangers signin that guy celik like most football fans they get players name on their tops so wot chance of that guys name gettin put on a rangers top"CELIK"he will feel left out lol,stef1967 {Ed007's Note - Evening Stef, I can't see it happening.}

19 Jan 2012 18:59:28
Sorry guys I missed what has been going on with the shame so if you could update me it would be appreciated, I hear that the shame may be pulling the plug on the wallace deal? correct or no?
CB {Ed007's Note - No CB, Hearts are needing the owed money quickly and knocked a chunk off it if Rangers pay it just now (early).}

Ed if rangers lose tax case and go into admin do they have to pay anything at all to hearts?.........DH {Ed007's Note - They still have to pay.}

Ok cheers for that bud
Cb {Ed007's Note - No worries buddy.}

No they'd just gt him for free ya numpty!
Tt

Well if they lose tax case and r in admin they won't have any money to pay for him numpty.......DH

Then they'd have to give him back would they {Ed007's Note - Hearts will get there money as money owed to other clubs is a high priority under the SPL rules.}

19 Jan 2012 16:53:19
jst had a look at the dark side site n app we are playing malmo in a friendly? poss part of a deal to take larson? also saying celik arrives friday to sign? have we missed this one he's got all at morder a tizzy!surely big johan would tip lenny if he rated him?dont know much about him, your thoughts ed? green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Reports are suggesting it is a behind closed door match against our development squad on March 6th. It will be part of Malmo's pre season preparation. I don't know much about Celik TBH but the Swedish U21 coach has supposedly compared him to Wayne Rooney which I find a bit strange as he is a MF/winger. With 18 goals in 68 matches the stats aren't exactly Rooneyesque are they? He hasn't decided who he is actually signing for yet either.}

18 goals in 68 games is good for a midfielder

19 Jan 2012 16:46:10
been reading some criticism of forster on this site and a lot of it dznt make any sense.yea he might have some weakness to his game but consider this:the "goal" incident at paradise was proved,after umpteen slo-mo and still pictures,that you could not deffo prove it was over the line so,DZNT THAT MAKE IT A GREAT SAVE! never heard any journo or commentator say this,hmm wonder why? green jhedi

19 Jan 2012 15:03:15
Shunsuke Nakamura hits a free kick through an open window on a moving bus!

youtu.be/sdO733POGDY {Ed007's Note - I think everyone has seen it.}

19 Jan 2012 13:09:57
so the dark side owe 800k for wallace.well the "expert pundits" on clyde pontificated long n loud about romanov not paying wages on time so we can expect whyte to get a verbal caning as well? if he dznt pay then he's causing hardship to the hearts players and families.although it is funny that the "sons of william" are screwing the "cousins of william" outa money! god save the queen? will they still sing it? thats entertainment! green jhedi

Its to be paid in July this year Hearts are just trying to get the money up front. Read it slowly.

Billyboy1

Billyboy1:yea got that mate but i mean is rangers shafting edinburgh rangers outa cash in a crisis.wonder what hearts vote will be if you need to re-apply for league status.green jhedi

It aint due to be paid yet. have you even read it? or just seen the head line? how are they being shafted?

Because ranjers will be in admin by july! green jhedi

Is the rangers site taken down due to lack of funds? Disperse with you!

19 Jan 2012 12:56:14
so a dark side director wants to take the "old firm" on tour?well i hope we tell him where to go.we dont need money so why help them out?whytes global brand nonsense seems to need us but we dont need them.i will be pi**ed if we are seen to be travelling to india to fill whytes black hole.time for celtic to come out with guns blazing n put this nonsense to bed.we get INVITED to play in australia,usa, we get INVITED to the next gen tournament cz we are a global brand! time to ask questions re rankers getting a licence to compete in europewhen they were under investigation by the tax man(the "wee" case of 2.8m is owed they were appealing the penalties so they were in debt).lenny,the players and us the fans have supplied the thunder its time for the lightning!! green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Have you seen some of the nonsense Sher is coming out with? I wonder what Ali Russell and Gordon Smith are doing now to earn their wages? Russell was in charge of operations and commercial affairs, has he been replaced now?}

Do you not think Craig Whyte gets hungry in that office of his? Ali Russell gets his Subway for him lol

Billyboy1 {Ed007's Note - But who pays for it? :-)

Ed007: not up to speed re sher mate a pal txted me the gist of it.so they now paying a guy to run the london arm of this new global behemoth and paying wages to a couple of failed numptys? and hznt smith been strangely quiet for a complete media hound? mrs jhedi knows a female who works at the sfa who said if he wz choccy he'd eat himself and wznt a big leaving do when he left(at least not one that he knew about!!) now they owe hearts 800k,but are bringing celik(still makes me laugh)aboard the football equivallent of the titanic! hope the tax man reads the ranger. green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Smith's ego is legendary Jhedi, and he doesn't care who's toes he trods on to meet his own ends. As an ex-agent you would think he would know how to guide Whyte in the transfer market wouldn't you though?}

He pays £2.00 up front then 50p installments for 6 months lol

Billyboy1 {Ed007's Note - That's a good deal, I will need to tell Moneypenny that. I love the meatball subs!! Does that include a drink?}

19 Jan 2012 06:15:50
i've just read on bbc that kenwyne jones might be heading to a saudi club for 5 million. he is one i would break the bank for, though i doubt the celtic board would agree.

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