Celtic Banter Archive April 19 2018

19 Apr 2018 19:34:20
Questions I'm struggling and needing help with:

(1) how do you know the light go's out when you shut the fridge door?

(2) what did come first the chicken or the egg? and

(3) is Kenny Miller potentially a bigger fud than Maurice Johnston?

You're welcome to your opionion but I take the third one back I don't think my children's children's grandchildren will see a bigger fud than Mojo! I had the t-shirt where he's kneeling in front of St. Pope John Paul II saying 'Bless me Father for I have sinned'. The answer 'F**k off Mo you went too far seemed a reasonable response from the successor of Peter! ☘️.

19 Apr 2018 23:47:53
Think its miller in this case, a face u would never tire of belting,

19 Apr 2018 23:48:19
1. When you close the fridge door it pushes a switch in which turns the light out. You can have fridge door open and push the button in yourself to simulate a fridge door closing and you can see the light going out.

2. The egg had to have came first as it is possible for a different species to come out of an egg, than the species that laid it. However, a chicken can't be born without first coming from an egg.

3. Miller is certainly the bigger fud, although Maurice will always be the biggest Judas.

Hope that helps ;)

20 Apr 2018 00:18:10
Let's not forget, when Millar played for us he was a talented lad. HH.

20 Apr 2018 07:11:39
So was Mo Jo ☘️.

19 Apr 2018
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Hummel - the reason the Sevco board wanted them

19 Apr 2018 12:41:37
Some Scott Brown jokes

Scott Brown doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Scott Brown

When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks the cupboard for Scott Brown

They've made a Scott Brown brand of toilet paper but it's a waste of money as it doesn't take rubbish from anyone


Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Scott Brown

Faster than a speeding bullet . more powerful than a locomotive . able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. yes, these are some of Scott Browns warm-up exercises.

Scott Brown can touch MC Hammer

Scott Brown is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls a football pitch

Once you go Broonie you physically can't go back.

19 Apr 2018 15:05:58
First two are the best ones😂.

19 Apr 2018 15:34:05
😃 very good Rango.

Scott Brown doesn't flush the bog, he scares the sh*t out of it.

19 Apr 2018 20:26:25
Brown wakes his alarm clock in the morning.