Celtic Banter Archive April 19 2017

19 Apr 2017 23:39:09
So I was listening to Talksport on the radio earlier and it just confirmed what a total 100% buffoon that Adrian Durham is.
He insulted Leicester City because they resorted to the long ball to try and break a very good Athletico Madrid side (yes I remember their assault on our players years ago - I was at the game - but they are a good enough side these days) .

The self-opinionated twit slaughtered Leicester. IMO he deliberately takes a stance to goad people and try to attract an audience reaction.
The ultimate crud was his statement, and I quote, "Celtic are so afraid of playing Rangers on Sunday that they have appealed his red card so that he will be available for the game".

20 Apr 2017 00:04:14
See tiny tim your problem is in your first sentence. so I was listening to talksport! Don't even give that show or the half wits who talk on it the time of day mate. You couldn't pay me to listen that pish! And it's not just Durham either, it's the lot of them! He just happens to be the biggest clown out of the bunch!

20 Apr 2017 08:03:58
Good point Lh. I put it on sometimes when in car as I get fed up with some of the other channels and you get some occasional snippets of info. and its mostly about English football. The subject was Leicester and durhams oppo was taking the stance that Leicester had done really well getting to the quarter finals and went down fighting against a much better team. He defended the tactics of the long ball by saying they had tried everything else so this was a change of style. Durham, being the egotistical nerd he is, just went on about them representing the cream of EPL resorting to hoofing it up the park. He called it desperation and (obviously had been waiting for the ideal moment to get his dig in) threw in it was similar to Celtic, who were so scared of facing rangers on Sunday they appealed Browns red card to have himavailable.
I never, listen to those morons on clyde.

20 Apr 2017 13:14:47
That's Durham's job, to make controversial and provocative statements, so that people get so incensed they waste their money and time, phoning in.

19 Apr 2017 20:16:52
Hi lads

Can anyone explain to me why someone sent off in a league game can serve the suspension in a cup game but a sending off in a cup game means the player misses the next cup game?

To me there should be no issue with Brown on Sunday as it is a completely different competition. If he was sent off on Sunday he would miss the final, not the league games prior to the final.

19 Apr 2017 20:57:18
Been wondering the same thing myself!
I also can't get my head round these people moaning about the appeal, when half of them have either done it themselves or support teams who have. Like that moronic Neanderthal Alex Rae. (Who someone on another site quite brilliantly likened to Nosferatu! )

19 Apr 2017 20:40:18
Is it not because its the same association that runs the league and the scottish cup Niall.

20 Apr 2017 11:15:07
No its the sfa that run the cup and spfl that run the league.

19 Apr 2017 09:03:39
We want the Hibees to beat Aberdeen
Because we want a final of ALL GREEN
The best spectacle we have ever SEEN
Since the heyday of the great JOCK STEIN.

19 Apr 2017 10:41:51
I cannot remember the year (old age dims your memory lol) but I was at two cup finals in the same year League Cup and Scottish Cup and Big Jock's Celtic thumped Hibs 6-2 and 6-3, with Dixie Deans and wee Jinky running riot hail hail.

19 Apr 2017 11:59:51
One with martin 3-0 tim think tbe king got 2 and jackie mac that was tbe last one a think.

19 Apr 2017 12:33:18
We played them when Lennon was in charge to, hooper got a couple I think. think it was 2012 or 13, finished 3-0!

19 Apr 2017 13:45:23
Was it not 6-1 and 6-3 tim I was at the 6-1 game with Deans doing a hatrick and doing the tumble lol.

19 Apr 2017 16:31:52
When the treble is no MORE,
And the Sheep beat the HIVES,
You'll hear the Gers ROAR,
When we all high FIVE,
And the Dandy Dons will know the SCORE,
Another Hampden win, another cup,
Leaving Brenda, Broony to say WTF!

19 Apr 2017 18:02:20
I would not go shouting my mouth off UJ Even though we are favourites it just makes some one look like a right t**if it goes wrong.

19 Apr 2017 18:42:23
Another cup whit you been drinking uj can a get some. oh a forgot yous won the petrolfac cup at the 4th attempt haha keep them coming uj you fair brighten ma day up HH mind the gap.

19 Apr 2017 18:44:57
must be great ganja you're on uj, step away from the bong.

19 Apr 2017 18:45:04
Thanks for coming onto the Champions page UJ, it must give you vertigo being on here take care.
I go onto the deluded page often, it helps with my altitude sickness lol.

19 Apr 2017 19:27:11
A 50/50 penalty goes against Celtic and you lads get all precious about an upcoming game against Rangers! 😉 Whatever happened to your sense of humour? At this rate I'm going to need a bigger boat! 😀.

19 Apr 2017 19:44:18
UJ, you've not just got learning difficulties and logic problems, your poetry is pish as well. Roll on Sunday! ☘️.

19 Apr 2017 20:37:53
UJ, Precious about playing sevco! Reading the papers and it seems to be your former managers and players who can't get our treble out there heads! Just another game against a run of the mill SPFL outfit for the champs. i look forward to the brother Pedro must go posts and rants after the champs dispatch this tribute act once and for all!

19 Apr 2017 23:48:29
@jfp88 - I'm a poet, you just don't know it! And less of the ' pish ', you won't get your wish, when wee Holt slaps Broony in the dish, with a wet fish, and I've run out of rhymes, so please no more whines!

20 apr 2017 10:36:33
ive got one uj, jeezo its 6 in a row.

20 Apr 2017 11:23:42
A poet UJ?, very good,
You come across to me as misunderstood,
Come Sunday night we may see some change,
On what goes on in that defunct brain,

When Moussa runs towards the crowd,
And Garner takes his place lying on the ground,
You may then understand our delight,
At a Hampden final in full Green and White.

20 Apr 2017 15:42:43
Am no getting involved in this, all your poems are f***in piss.

20 Apr 2017 16:19:05
There once was a team from Govan
They went bust and their fans had nuthan
They rose from the ashes
For more 'old firm' clashes
But all they got was a pumping.

20 Apr 2017 16:20:15
@tompo88 - I take it you couldn't get anything to rhyme with Divebele? When his cheating antics have us shouting at the telly, And Garner doesn't do lying down, He prefers to boot arses without a frown.

20 Apr 2017 16:21:33
Their red white and blue
Their rangers mark 2
They think their the same
And everyone else is to blame
But everyone knows that's just not true!

20 Apr 2017 19:43:56
Oh Union Jack, Oh Union Jack
Yer poetry is not witty,
It does not run it is not fun
In fact it’s pretty shitty
Us Celtic Fans
We understand
Yer tryin’ tae add some humour
And so ye graced us with yer rhymes
Oan oor page, Celtic Rumours.
Noo yer poetry isny oot of place
As it does add to the fun
And we allow it posting
Even though you are a hun.
So keep yer wee rhymes coming in
I hope they cheer you up
I’m sure your going to need them
When we hump you oot the cup.

21 Apr 2017 13:16:35
Says Tiny Tim its just not fair,
They've got me pulling out my hair,
Those pesky Masons in the black,
Will get our Brenda the sack,
The treble dream has went up in smoke,
When all the Celtic players choked,
Predictions were off 5,6 7 nil,
But that wasn't the thrill,
That belonged to the Govan boys,
As Broony threw out his toys,
We're in the final, the Celts are in the past,
I now bid you farewell as this poem is my last!