Celtic Banter Archive May 18 2018

18 May 2018 19:01:28

I've never seen or heard this before.....

18 May 2018 21:17:54
Haha a had that on a tape a bought outside paradise years ago. Didn't care much for it then but a found that quite funny there. Funny how your taste changes as u age.

19 May 2018 00:28:37
My dad (god rest his soul) had a few those old Celtic lps . that was a good blast from the past for me took me right back to my short panted primary school days. wasnt the inky dinky Parlez vous song and tune used for a few Celtic songs? or is age affecting my memory. remember the glory glory glasgow Celtic one that had the line that went or at least I think went . our name is glasgow celtic no surrender till we die and the Celts go marching on. ill need to you tube them tommorrow before the final for a trip down memory lane.

19 May 2018 01:23:23
It's the tune of if your Irish come into the parlour is it not? 🇮🇪.

20 May 2018 17:32:03
JE SUIS CELTIC lol
Sadly I am old enough to remember that song groan.

18 May 2018 16:29:34
Here’s the Team I’d go with tomorrow.

Bain

Lustig
Ajer
Boyata
KT

Brown
Armstrong
Rogic
Forrest
McGregor

Edouard

Reason I’d pick Edouard over girff and Dembele is I thinks he’s a mix off both pacy and strong and it’s what we need against Motherwell. and feel as if Armstrong should start as when he’s came on from the bench he looks sharp and up for it and the fact I haven’t been too impressed with nitcham with the last few games off the season. but anyway hoping for a good result tomorrow I’m saying 3-1 to us and rogic to score 1st! 🍀.

18 May 2018 16:37:56
Edouard’s out injured.

18 May 2018 18:06:06
Elchris04, eddy did his hammy. Been none for weeks he’ll miss one.

Dembele for me and Ncham with Armstrong to come on after the hour with his running power he could cause havoc last 20 or so mins.

18 May 2018 23:32:00
I really hope we can get off to a flyer and go 2 up after the first 10-15 mins so I can relax.

18 May 2018 23:44:58
Team will be
Gordon
Lustig
Boyata
Ajer
Tierney

Brown
Ntcham

Forrest
Rogic
McGregor
Dembele.

19 May 2018 00:49:57
Depending where Armstrongs head is at he would be better off the bench. If he is 100% away he might be tempted to have a few more pops at goal when he shouldn't. Sinky/ rogic start or sub I'm on the fence. It's going to be a battle so I'd start a bigger more physical 11. Shame eddy is out but a moose start with a griff Forrest switch later. BR seems hell bent on CG making the final between the sticks. It's the kind of game where I think Kouassi next season will thrive. I'm looking forward to tomorrow HH.

18 May 2018 16:02:49
HITC Already reporting that rodgers could be away to chelea if they lose the FA Cup and conte sacked, never took long eh.

18 May 2018 16:12:30
Brendan MAY go but not before back to back trebles and 10 in a row if he does Brendan I’ll donate £100 to the charity of your choice and you can hold me to that! 👍☘️.

18 May 2018 16:29:20
Brendan has already stated he is in his dream job, why would he go to a club that could sack him by Christmas if he loses a few games.
I honestly can't see him leaving before the 10.

18 May 2018 17:29:03
I would not take much note of that as they are not a reliable source of information.

18 May 2018 17:58:59
It’s official RAW. 👍☘️.

18 May 2018 18:22:45
Just the Sevconuan hacks trying to help out Stevie G by causing what they think will unsettle us. Bunch of desperate pricks.

18 May 2018 18:47:35
They certainly will think so JFP :D.

18 May 2018 20:49:59
When a manager is successful he is always linked to other jobs. That’s how they move onwards. I would be worried if BR wasn’t getting linked with anywhere else. He is a top manager who could go to almost any club in Europe. He has said he’s going nowhere so how will linking him to other jobs unsettle anyone?

18 May 2018 23:21:33
That's not the point i'm making EDG, the point i'm making is that since BR has been with us, he's been linked to ;

Arsenal
Swansea
West Ham
Chelsea
Not sure if there's anymore, maybe i'm just being paranoid but it seems like the media want him away from Scottish football and back to ''the best league in the world''

19 May 2018 01:11:13
HITC. you know that comic dafty hoops is the owner/ director/ innovator/ freethinker and savant point of call for that site?

19 May 2018 01:17:40
Couldn't remember the last bit of his sign in . A groveling apology if there is a lad with "hoops" quia sat as a sign in name 😉.

19 May 2018 08:38:56
Brendan95 you are right. He is linked with every job. That’s what happens when you are successful like Brendan is. The papers need to sell copies and Sky needs viewers. That’s why they say it so they get people to watch.

20 May 2018 17:34:46
He will be off the first offer he gets from a top 6 EPL team.

18 May 2018 09:13:24
Right Toms song, found it, sadly not my work.

Waltzing midfielder, waltzing midfielder,
Rogics the waltzing midfielder for me
We sang and we watched and we waited till he scores again
Rogics the waltzing midfielder for me.

Beat that! Instantly linked with the tune. Clever stuff.

18 May 2018 11:13:51
That’s a belter.

18 May 2018 12:47:35
urgh.

18 May 2018 13:00:55
11/ 10 for that fgj 😝.

18 May 2018 14:07:35
A wee one I thought of to the tune of men at work

He comes from the land down under
Six foot two and full of hunger
When he scores you can hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover!

Tried to get hunskelper in there but my song writing skills are not my best trait! Lol!

18 May 2018 15:09:32
What about

Hunskelper from the land down under

As the first line?

18 May 2018 15:22:43
Like that! I'll split the royalties with you. 95-5?😂😂.

18 May 2018 15:35:21
Six foot two and he ain't no hun ger.

That will be 95-5-5 Rab 😂.

18 May 2018 15:45:59
Calm doon Stan. Afraid that didn’t make the final edit. :)

18 May 2018 15:59:11
Rab got a good deal there 10% down and still gets 95% haha.

18 May 2018 19:11:09
Aye he will go far. Worse than Sony regarding royalties. :)

20 May 2018 17:37:16
what about the old Men At Work Song, He Comes From The Land Down Under.

18 May 2018 08:04:43
It's a wonderful feeling knowing some of our rising stars have committed their futures to the club. Not one had their heads turned by the megabucks on offer from the so called best league in the world. Others have left and within a year quickly realised that the grass isn't always greener, yes a better bank balance but you leave behind one of the world most historical clubs, the chance to run out at paradise wearing the iconic green and white hoops, a fanbase that will idolise you, the chance to win trophies and play in Europe. Celtic as a club has lots to offer. Let that fools down south be devoured in time by their own greed, even the biggest clubs down there have now become souless. There will be no way back for them when the tv money goes and they are asked to compete on a budget which demands they live within their means. We are decades ahead of them in that department. On and off the park we grow, long may it continue.

20 May 2018 17:39:11
The biggest club in the world Stanley.

18 May 2018 06:22:49
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 18th May 2018

18 May 2018 00:12:46
So the Thunder from Down Under he say yes. Two readings of this though. One, the delay was held up because he wanted a long deal, or two, there's a release for a certain club/ fee. Either way great business. A few more years or a hefty fee.

Now Green brigade, get him a song!

18 May 2018 01:08:51
Definitely time for a song. We love him because he's the wizard of Oz walking in a rogic wonderland. Classics are always the best.

18 May 2018 06:35:33
Absolutely delighted that the big man has signed a 5 year contract. Personally I think Rogic wanted to stay at Celtic and wanted the right terms in his contract. So hopefully everyone is happy now.

18 May 2018 08:03:42
@RAW. Kinda swaying to that side of it mate. Big call so the wife must be happy for a start. Maybe a young Rogic born here soon would also help!

18 May 2018 11:25:56
GreenJedi. I was thinking a bit of both but didn't want to dampen the celebrations too much lol. If he can prove his fitness over a season, the club has tied down a fantastic talent. But, if he still harbours ambitions of playing elsewhere in the future and a club comes in for him, then the length of contract is a good bargaining tool for the club.