Celtic Banter Archive May 18 2012

 

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18 May 2012 22:37:13
Couple of classic comments from some clown on the Rangers pages:

"Its about time we started fighting back against these creditors who are dragging our great club down."

and

"I wont be going to any away games next year as i want ally and the team to know im supporting them all the way."

K-Dot. {Ed007's Note - LMFAO.....I had to check that second one was genuine!}}

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I think we already talked about supporters and actual supporters, yes i am ashamed for whatever wrote that ....
craig+babysnowwhiteporridgebear {Ed007's Note - See the thing with the Rangers page is very few people leave a name. If something like that was posted on here I would honestly think it was a Rangers fan pretending to be a CFC fan, Craig, and delete it. If you want to come on and wind CFC fans up, at least admit to being a Rangers fan, try to make it a wind up and not just nonsense and leave a name. You find on all the sites that a sort of grudged respect happens. And it makes me feel all happy inside to see you all play nice :-)

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Maybe he's a bit dyslexic and read it as
rc editors.
as for the second one, if i didnt know groucho marx was dead................
it's a strange kind of genius.

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Ed,why don't you + all your fellow Eds make it No Name,No Post?That way everyone knows the rules and you would be able to root out all the imposters using more than one moniker.

Jungle Bhoy.

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Here if it wiz nae name nae post how wid they get thur GIROS?

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Aye those damn creditors are bang out of order , how very dare they ask Rangers to pay back the money they owe , its a disgrace , lmfao .

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18 May 2012 22:02:59
I like your pic you put on sightings page Mrs E,you look younger than i thought you were.lol

Jungle Bhoy.

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That was me at the jelly & ice cream party, I had made an effort lol Mrs E

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Ye telt me ye wur gaun tae the bingo,see thats the trussed oot the windae noo mre E

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18 May 2012 21:57:55
Wee Pat..i've posted a pic for you so you know what I lool like :-

www.celticrumours.co.uk/ar_353.php

Mrs E

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18 May 2012 21:18:10
Evinguu you ask personal questions about Myself and Mrs T, as you know I am the shy retiring type....
Even when I proposed I was so nervous and could not ask her face to face so I telephoned her and said "Darling will you marry me?" she replied
"Of course I will, to whom am I speaking?"
But then it all went down hill she was very jealous and used to search my jackets for blonde hairs after a night out, until one night she never found any and broke down in tears, crying she said "How could YOU, and with a BALD WOMAN!" lol Timalloy

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18 May 2012 21:10:07
My predictions for tomorrows games.
Hibs 3,Hearts 2 (a.e.t)
Blackpool 1,West Ham 1 (B/pool to win on pens)
Bayern 2,Chelsea 0

Sticking a score on these results.

Jungle Bhoy.

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Hibs 2-1
Bayern 3-1 (tricky with a few players out for both teams)
Blackpool 2-0

Mrs E
(I zilch luck with this kinda thing so if you gamble, put on the opposite) {Ed007's Note - Ed003 will be after your blood if you jinx Blackpool (it's not orange it's tangerine). We all think he is a vampire so get the wrinkle cream on your neck if they get beat.}

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Really ? I will probably get one out of the three correct (not the scores though).

It is tangerine. Mrs E {Ed003's Note - Great prediction Mrs E :-) }

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All 2-0, Hibs, Bayern, West Ham

Vambo

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18 May 2012 19:52:16
Dear Mr Patrick of Possilpark....
After all todays scurullous insinuations I have today instructed my solicitors to start proceedings against you forthwith only problem is should I use Whyte's lawyers The Dummit Law Firm or maybe Low Ball and Lynch or.. Bickers & Bickers... or Screwem, Goode & Hart (Our name is our Reputation) or Butt & Hurt (Personal Injury) or my personal favourite... Mohammed Ibrahim Law Firm (M.I.L.F.)
These are all genuine American law firms, so Mr Patrick, a MILF is coming after you..........Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I have a friend who works for that last one Tim, or she should anyway ;-)

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Very funny indeed.
Add this one to your list though......Argue & Phibbs.
They are genuinely a law firm based in County Sligo, Ireland.

Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy

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What about David Murray's lawyers? Douie,Cheetham and Howe.

Jungle Bhoy.

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Hump thum n dump thum
or haudit n dodit
duff thum n stuff thum

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18 May 2012 19:51:59
So Mr Green might walk away if Rangers don't get a CVA ....
Bye then !

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18 May 2012 12:51:07
Dear Pat, after your "revelations" last night Mrs T is filing divorce papers, and naming you as a co respondent, I am afraid this will entail a Court appearance for your good self....I take it you know a good lawyer? LOL Timalloy

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Nae trubul timbo so sheez spilt the beens then aboot us best tae come cleen thats whit ah aewaeys say,so did she say wen yur moovin oot cos ahm moovin in sorry tmbo,psm leev yur key undur the mat
pps n if ye cood leev the log book tae yur motur....ye no it makes sense
ppps n if its dry cood ye gie yur grass a wee trim,bit only if its no buckitin doon ur snowin,ta agane,
pppps. n leev yur slipurs bye

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Here timbo dont take this the wrang weay mate bit av awreddy spoke tae a brief n am citin you iz the uthur man!,
its jist bizzo tim no persunul,big ed went thru the same thing wen he wiz intae hoaspittul (wance ur twice)
wumin huv thur ain needs tae timbo
jist like wee mrs E ah no shes no everwans cup ah tee bit hey sheel dae fur me ( it leest fur ah while.ye see wumin find me attraktive ah canae help it its cauld magnetisumashun ah think.

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Tim what you letting Mrs T read this for? what happens on Celtic Rumours/Banter stays on Celtic Rumours/Banter lol

Evinguu

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Hey evininyou yur deed rite mate fur ah change wen mrs T (here ah hops she disnae look like mr T diz she? ah canny remembur it wiz daurk) mine ah wull tell hur strait eftur she makes the T this is ah mans gossipin in thats the waey itl stays
she mite huv goat it good wae wee timbo bit thats aw aboot tae chaeinge noo ,
whit ?
here ah hope she disnae mind mrs e wae mrs t ah jist need tae get a mrs a then we kin make an anyugram

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Me n mrs T ur gaun away tae let the dust settul,
(n fur hum tae get his stuff oot)
so if anybiddy waants any duty free brote bak gies a shout, normul rates

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Pat we just need a Mrs B to complete the set!

Evinguu

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Pat are you starting a dysxlesic harem? (think about it..)
Mrs E, Mrs T, Evinguu's Mrs B, your own Mrs V.... I will leave you some alphabet soup....
Mrs T is number 2, the first Mrs T ran off with the milkman, caused no end of bother took me ages to find another decent milkman....
Pat hope you dont mind Mrs T using your razor and scissors as she needs to trim her beard regularly.... LOL Timalloy
PS Evinguu I tried pal, but she is bigger than me and I bruise easily.....
PPS Old joke alert....
She is that big that she has to leave the beach at ardrossan to let the tide come in
PPPS Pat, I dont have a car, I drive her around in her very own horse box....

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Timalloy should always be in order Mrs E Mrs B and Mrs T :):)

Maybe we can ask Ed to have a wee word with pat about not airing the dirty laundry on the site so you suffer less bruising!

Prob shouldnt say this but does MrsT injure you more after Rangers lose?

Evinguu

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Listen guys,you better watch your back's.As Mrs E,Mrs B and Mrs T could soon be the 3 merry widow's.... {Ed007's Note - E-mail in for invites to that party...I mean wake.....}

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18 May 2012 09:57:22
edoo7 your class, pure class been laughing at that come back about the obsessed with all things rangers evey time i go by it ; but can i put this to you and what would be the legal terms and how much would if any would celtic get ,all im hearing from the shame is to boycot all away games next year if they stay in the prem i know its only a wind up tactic but would celtic fans be in ther right to buy these tickets if rangers fc dont put in for an alocation i know its only a laugh but how funny would that be ,jodrok {Ed007's Note - CFC fans wouldn't officially be able to buy the tickets. Not all Rangers fans will boycott their away games, some of them actually do support the team through thick and thin, good and bad times.}

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Thik n thin good times n bad here ur you takin the pish oot ae wee timbos plite cos thats no funny ed that wee man iz gaun thru hell jist noo whit wae you menshunin mrs t last nite,stull bettur tae be oot ae ah sexliss merridge ( ah no ah um)
here ah hope wee timbo diznae dae anythin daft...... no whit ah meen ed his heeds fulll ah mush (ur iz it mash?)he widnae go n start sopportin thaem....wid he? hiv ah wurd awe um ed youv been thru the same,oh n any time he hiznae a plaice tae staey he kin aeawaeys kip doon wae me n mrs timbo,(bit in a diffo room)

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I wont be boycotting any games and i hope i speak for most rfc fans that will be the case, but i do know the idiot minority will but its probably the ones that dont actually own a season ticket or support our team.
craig+babybear {Ed007's Note - I think you might be right there Craig mate. I don't know any Rangers supporters who are actually backing all this pathetic talk of boycotts.}

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Well ah no am boycottin thum jist becos,
its no becos craigo bear ur wee baby bear( fk sake this is like fkn snow white)
any porrigj craigo n whits the beds like?

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Hey Pat, I thought "porridge" was a bad word to you........ Timalloy

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Ok its now....
craig+babysnowwhiteandporridgebear.....
its catchy eh im glad im off the booze for a bit

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18 May 2012 11:44:31
more comedy gold from the Crumbledome....

"One of the things that has been a very healthy part of Scottish football over the years is that Rangers have bought players from other Scottish clubs.

"They have effectively propped them up with pretty sizeable transfer fees."

this nugget then goes on to mention the likes of st mirren and motherwell......how much have they benefitted from Exodus FC's sizeable transfer fees??....you guessed it, a big fat £0!

he also forgets that rangers owe practically every team they have bought players from in the last 6 years lol!

and does anyone else think this green character is another chancer? fake 20 man consortium.....i bet the only man behind green, is whyte, hence why he is alleged to have agreed to sell his shares. and will only name these people when a cva is agreed....yet more smoke and mirrors from this comedy roadshow

ps.....are the accounts signed off yet? thought dumb & dumbers priority was to scrutinise the accounts and get them in order for any potential buyer...hhmmmmm


taco

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@taco; This club has expired,it has ceased to be,this club is pushing up daisies.THIS IS AN EX CLUB. J Cleese.

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Well said mr J Cleese


taco

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18 May 2012 11:33:01
Mr Green; If newco happens all we get is a different company number and the history stays the same.Err,if you get a new company number your timeline is broken and you are a new company,hence the need for a new number as the old one is liquidated.Mr Green,Sunday;There are twenty investors in the consortium,families and individuals.Mr Green addressing various rangers fans groups:Only four or five in the consortium have actually put up cash. This sale of rangers is far from cut and dried.He seems to have pushed to the front of the queue and is looking for his wallet before people start shouting for him to hurry up.The figures he has mentioned,20m,allied to the losses of 10m per month against running costs,means the question must be,why on earth are you buying this?.........green jhedi

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There are no 20 investors GJ. and you would think that he would know EXACTLY who has put money in, instead of "4 or 5", today it's "maybe 5 or 6" lol!!


taco

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18 May 2012 10:44:05
I see fc dignity still blaming anyone and everyone but themselves...when will the penny drop. As for the person ?! who complained about the thai tims You must be so proud of yourself...col

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18 May 2012 00:16:36
Is this the Rangers site? Why are you so obsessed with all things Rangers. It's hillarious how thick you lot are. It's a shame that you don't expend the same energy addressing the real issues of the day. Oh and bye the way, Scottish Football will be dead within a decade and you mob will not be in the EPL because they know what your club is really like. {Ed007's Note - You answered your own question there......Why are you so obsessed with all things Rangers. It's hilarious........}

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Dear oh dear...Celtic were not competitive when rangers equalled our 9-in-a-row with your fancy squad and Scottish football survived. You may remember we were finishing 3rd or 4th. It will survive without a competitive rangers Mrs E

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They know what your club is realy like? what about giving to charity (and not taken profits away from one just to help your club) all pur awards for best fans in europe, our great history which we never ran riot or destroid citys, dont threat people...ya thats somthing to be known for. we would have alot easier time getting into it and prob the most chance then you but you dont have to worry because your club is done

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None of the teams who are relegated from the SPL have went out the game , so what is big deal , if Rangers die , we'll get over it and football will carry on regardless .

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Mrs e ah luv it wen yur donimunt,
luv shak pat

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And why are you on the Celtic site?

Pots, kettles and black come to mind.

K-Dot

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Wee Pat...think the only obsession is rangers fans/representatives/management/anyone involved with them trying to think up ways of who's fault this whole sorry is and trying to get the rest of Scottish football to stop laughing at them. Mrs E

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