18 Feb 2012 22:57:45
The current situation at Ibrox could
have serious financial implications for
everyone ... Take me for instance ,
i'm feckin rooked from celebrating
all week lmao , Drewzybhoy
Celtic Banter Archive February 18 2012
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18 Feb 2012 21:50:26
we were 15 points behind at one point, we have now went on a GREAT run and got the results needed. if... sorry, WHEN we beat hibs 2morrow we will be 17 points clear. even without the 10 points they had deducted we would still be seven points ahead. in my calculations thats a 22/32 point turn round.
why the fook is fat sally still in a job? nothing to do with administrators how sh*t the team is that won the league last season!
the guy isnt a manager, he a yes man and to get their team back on any sort of track they need a change.
oh aye, non sectarian songs were heard by all today(!) wonder if they'll get another fine!!
but, personally, i'd love to see him stay and us romp the league by a record margin this season :)
so in short, rankers are sh*t, fat sally is sh*t, the fans are a disgrace and celtic to win the league by a fookin clear country mile.
frankiebhoy
18 Feb 2012 21:06:49
Alright fellow tims and timettes?decided to leave that mob to drown their sorrows in bailliestons best bar.anyway.latest from goons page is that,wait for it ......jay z is buying them.im fecking speechless.artybhoy
Wouldn't b talkin bout loggy would ye artybhoy? Ps everybody knows what a massive gers man Jay z is!! Does this mean beyonce will b doin the half time entertainment? Leebhoy
The loggys the one mate.best pint in town.artybhoy
18 Feb 2012 20:57:13
celtic dont do walking away
we do the CONGA
Hail Hail
18 Feb 2012 20:36:46
Here's a question,if Rangers lost every game between now and end of season,what position do you think they would end up?
Jungle Bhoy.
Totally fecked.artybhoy
18 Feb 2012 20:30:20
see the money that other jokers martin bain and cant remember other guys name , got the courts to set aside does it now get used to pay creditors so they end up with nothing either would be icing on cake for me ??
That money was frozen so cannot be touched by the administrators.
18 Feb 2012 20:11:37
Sally McMoist and Fat Paul Le Guen are now trending in Glagow lol
Mikey Bhoy
18 Feb 2012 19:54:26
So after them getting beat today where does that leave us with regards to winning the league at ipox?
CB
We win all our games and they drop 2 more points we win it at ipox. Never gonna take that long. Keep up the good work on the wake Lmfao. MMI2009
18 Feb 2012 19:51:30
I'm running riot over on that page, like being in a swimming pool with piranhas they all just keep biten & biten it's great fun! Mind you piranhas are usually good at destroying they're opponents lol lol lol
Fecking loving it ;)
CB
The latest is "why are we being picked on when there loads of EPL teams in the same boat" ok yes there maybe other teams in EPL that are due money to HMRC but no where near what that lot are due! That's why ya numpties
18 Feb 2012 18:54:34
See there Saint Martin working his magic down the road yet again? Beating Arsenal 1-0! What is it with this man? He is a miracle worker time and time again with teams of guys he builds team spirit out of nothing. Oh and there goes a 2nd!
Good on you saint Martin, you will always have a place in my heart and I'm sure many of other tims too!!
CB hitting the town tonight bhoys!!
;)
The name Larsson's in his team that's his key ! Loo hail hail
18 Feb 2012 18:52:03
Oh my god ed some Rangers fan on their site saying souness is talking to Simon Cowell about a take over. Just when i thought i could not laugh at the muppets anymore lol
There are some who r actually thinking that it's true as well, I couldnt believe what I was reading as I Simon fkn cowel would even know what Rankers are.
Mind you I heard that Elvis was very interested in putting in a 300 billion bid for the much sought after club.
I know that most millionaires would love to be involved with a club at logger heads with the HMRC for a piddling estimated 50 - 75 million tax bill.
CB
Heard a rumour that a Scottish billionare, who controls a vast business empire, and has wealth that is off the radar is waiting to take over Rangers.....
Would the Scottish millionaire be Scrooge McDuck?
Jungle Bhoy.
18 Feb 2012 18:45:01
let the killie see the pies
ppfae the p
18 Feb 2012 18:32:45
I cannot wait to hear the latest news from the HMRC. Should be pleasant Sunday morning reading bhoys eh?
CB
18 Feb 2012 18:14:32
The wife is a ranker and she is delaying getting out for dinner, embarrassed at the late arrival and she will no doubt object to the VAT on the bill. Carlsberg dont do wives, flat out, no buts!
Nevis
18 Feb 2012 19:19:02
Ian durrant wanted to cheer up McCoist after the game today and went out and bought him a new I-Pad.
after 5 minutes trying to work out how it worked McCoist chucked the Etch-a-Sketch in the bin
Lubo25
18 Feb 2012 19:18:32
fellow bhoys, serious q, how many points do u reckon we will win our so called tainted title by ? me thinks 27 !!
18 Feb 2012 19:17:09
good evening bhoys and ghirls........and of course ed007. watched the second half of the rankers game.....they are really bad.killie were very comfy,although to be fair i didnt see a foul for mccullochs goal.told you folks to put a sneaky fiver on a killie win! dying for hibs tomorrow,seems like it might be party time............green jhedi
I took that bet pal, just waiting on Liverpool, Barca and Real to come in and I'll be a happy chappie!
Miko
18 Feb 2012 17:55:42
Hmmm.wouldnt it be interesting if,say,just supposing,motherwell somehow managed to beat us the next two times we play them,maybe with an own goal or a penalty or something,know what i mean?nudge nudge.wink wink,artybhoy
We dont need to help them.They are going to do it themselves,they smell blood and know Gers are there for the taking.
Jungle Bhoy.
They deserve third place (or worse) after that!
McCoist couldn't pick his nose, taking off his only striker to play a winger up front, playing Clubfoot at all. Ally must stay!
Trophy to be won at Ibrokes!
DazzaBhoy
I like your style Arty!
Miko
Can we add crumble to the jelly an ice cream please garlar07
Watch well throw few points away soon enough mccall wont want to catch his old club
davybhoy ktf
18 Feb 2012 17:55:32
Miko your bang on over on that other page! Lol
They were told not to swap strips at full time lol
If I'm dreaming don't wake me up ;) lol
Cb ;)
Pmsl, glad to see you're having a good week CB!
Miko
Good, mate I'm buzzing
CB
18 Feb 2012 17:42:11
I think the spl should give the goons their 10 points back so they can battle motherwell for second place.artybhoy
18 Feb 2012 17:40:14
And the cry was no defenders! Hail Hail.
St Mikey
18 Feb 2012 18:01:30
Heading out to my local in baillieston soon, which is about 85/15 a gers pub which means i,ll be smiling all night.got a wee feeling you could be in for a busy wee night ed.fellow tims.whatever your doing tonight.have a good one.artybhoy
I think you need to watch yourself if your going to a place where that lot are the majority of the customers?
I'd rather go to a place with more people I get on with. Just Incase you have one too many and get a wee bit too happy bud. You may find yourself in a spot of bother there man??
Not my first choice for tonight mate!
CB
Head to Baird's,my guess it will be rocking tonight.
Jungle Bhoy.
18 Feb 2012 17:27:14
Cant wait till tommorow!let the finale to the best week ever begin!party hats,pound notes,conga etc oh the rangers are sh1te! hailhail kingkayal1888
Those tickets for 2moros game will be gold dust! What I wouldnt do to be at that game!! You bhoys enjoy yourselves. I'll just have to do it on the sofa with a beer in my hand and a smile on my face! Hail hail
CB ;).
CB
18 Feb 2012 17:20:00
Rangers fans dressed as seats.....mmmm we dont do walking away hahah HAIL HAIL
18 Feb 2012 17:19:59
Omg you just could not make this up, it's just fantastic!
Ally has no clue what he's doing, doesn't know how to change his team when needed and gets what he deserves!
50 thousand of them turned up today and what do they get.....exactly what they deserve!
We have to win the league at ipox, please let it be!
I'm so fkn happy it's fantastic man! Get in there ya dancer
Mon the hoops
CB ;)
I was trying to be diplomatic with my other half and was saying that I didn't want the league to be over in March, what was I going to do the rest of the season. To be fair, he just said he wants it over & done with as quickly as possible. Mrs E {Ed007's Note - He meant the ironing!!!}
Ha nice Ed, aye Mrs E this is what you get when you marry a Rankers man eh?
What were you thinking lol. Only kidding it must be an interesting time in your house this past week?
How funny is that tho with the 4th to 1st place (first letter of each team) H,M,R,C!!
You just couldn't make it up, it fantastic !!
CB
I know CB...the league table itself is mocking them lol.
He did say that, wants the league over & done with now as soon as possible. I'm so glad after tomorrow we have 2 home games, i'll be looking out my party clothes - Mrs E
18 Feb 2012 17:19:34
"We don't do walking away"
aye o.k then Alistair
i sincerely hope you stick to your
word, because you are one poor
manager. Malmo,Maribor, Falkirk
Dundee utd, Killie, all teams with less
money than the poor berz. Lap it up
fatboy.
paddybhoy
Funny that cos I've never seen 50thousand fans move out of that stadium so quick lol
Cb
18 Feb 2012 17:18:36
Walking Away Totally Pumped, Walking Away Tims Partying, Walking Away Third Place. Administration, 24 Million missing, Police and SFA Investigating, 3 points dropped, Carlsberg dont do weekends because they cannae top this!!
Carlsberg don't do weekends but if they did this would be one lol
Well played bud, loving it man loving it
CB
18 Feb 2012 17:16:31
HAPPY DAYS....killie 8/1.....easy money....................mr smirnoff is calling polleybhoy
You are joking, did you stick it on did you?
Ya dancer man that will be the sweetest bet you'll ever win in your life bud !!
Well played bud, well played.
CB
18 Feb 2012 17:11:12
Just taking the Mrs out in Belfast for dinner, i better rearrange this grin it could be life threatenin!
The H
The H
The H.M.R.C.
Have a great night hoops.
Nevis
Have a great nite big Nevis cos I know I will bud. Let the party start just someone wake me up for the party sorry game 2moro lol
Loving every minute of this bhoys.
CB
18 Feb 2012 17:10:03
This is what dreams are made of! Well played killie! Great stuff pure magic. 50 thousand of them came and seen their team get stuffed!! Fly the flag fly the flag!!
CB ;) ;) ;) lol lol lol
18 Feb 2012 16:32:36
Jeff Stelling you LEGEND
Gerry McCulloch was cut off
and Jeff just came out with a classic
Looks like the power has been cut off at ibrokes and with whats going on there you never know
LEGEND
Lubo25
Lol...I heard that as well ! Jeff gives me heart failure, all that shouting he does. Mrs E
Yeh i saw it f@ckin classic!i honestly dont want this week to end hailhail kingkayal1888
Heard it. Guys class.artybhoy
This was the cherry on top of the cake! A week that will go down in history, those of you who are lucky to have a ticket for 2moro I'm so fkn jealous! Ya lucky bs!!
Party time 2moro
Fly the flag, fly the flag
Cb
I'm really wanting to see this sly sports bit anyone got a link for it at all?
CB
18 Feb 2012 16:26:50
This will be EPIC if Killie win this, they should be 3 or 4 up (no joke) its a walkover!!
Also heard the Blue (dis) Order are up to something too?? Sure we'll hear soon!!
Loving it..... Hail Hail
CB
Bwahaha get in there!
Bad to worse to...?
18 Feb 2012 16:22:32
You could hear a pin drop at Ibrokes, you'd think it was a closed door game!
Killie dominating! lol
Miko
Roll on 25th March.
Lets bury them.
Jungle Bhoy.
Aim to win the league at their patch on the 25th that will really rub they're minty wee faces in it !!
CB
18 Feb 2012 16:15:26
Got a 4 team accumulator today.
Killie, Liverpool, Real and Barca........my only worry is Liverpool!
Miko
Why did it have to be Liverpool, they're my English baby. I would say of the 4, Real Madrid are more of a worry ;-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - A Scouse baby............yuk!!!!}
Mrs E you're a rose amongst thorns ;-)
The Real KB
Yes...my beautiful scouse baby will never walk alone. Would beat anything Manchester has to offer in the bonnie baby competition lol. Mrs E
Sorry mrs E & KB but a scouse baby Eeeehhhhggghh!! Wtf first you marry a Rankers man now your after a scouse baby?
I'm beginning to change my mind about you Mrs E? Lol
CB
With a face like Rooney and a voice like his mrs yuk!!
TT 88
Lol CB...i don't want a real baby. I said Liverpool are my English baby :-) Mrs E
My worry would be barca been wobbling the last few weeks and valencia are strong
18 Feb 2012 16:07:04
Dean shiels has an eye for goal !
Only needs the one to beat shagger and goin, that clown has been shown for what he truely is lately
Tt88
18 Feb 2012 15:34:36
Must admit, although I am a big, big Celtic fan I am absolutely devastated at the current situation at ibrox....I mean surely it should be 3 or 4 nil instead of 1 nil!
Mikey Bhoy
I'm devastated i've been left in charge of hubby's coupons & he keeps phoning...have to watch the william hill website and its giving me a sore head ! Needless to say all coupons are gubbed except the both teams to score, need
Hearts to score..Motherwell are down to 10 men . Mrs E
Haha!!im also gutted at whats happening at ibrokes cause killies win will be tarnished because its not fair..they had more men than us boo hoo lmfao hailhail
Even mini Gers (Hearts) are getting humped.
Jungle Bhoy.
18 Feb 2012 15:22:10
things can only get better!!! cmon killie
18 Feb 2012 15:21:57
Just watching a stream on Rangers TV. In all fairness they have the place jumping i hope we keep our support up.
But the person on their commentary quoted a full 1940 speech from Winston Churchill.
The comparison is the impending war with Nazi tyrants to Rangers owing money to the government of its country.
I may be too young to remember but can someone inform me as to any adversity Rangers has actually faced that is not this current one of their own doing?
Nevis
18 Feb 2012 15:19:34
well,14 minutes in to listening to the killie game and already the bigots are excelling themselves(goal killie!!) in terms of spewing filth and bile.mclean and dodds ranting about the "amazing atmosphere".i hope the match commander is listening,and the sfa are informed.and they wonder why we have no sympathy for them.why not sing RANGERS songs for a wee change?.........green jhedi
18 Feb 2012 14:55:06
just had a wee look over on the wake and almost pi55ed ma self laughing at some of the rumours but 1 got me really going and its says that graeme souness is trying to persuade wait for it ...... Simon Cowell lol to buy rangers i honestly couldnt believe my eyes lol david c
I just seen that too WTF r these guys thinking? Got to be a wind up surely??
CB67
Dont worry.he only does talent shows.artybhoy
Ive heard hes sounded out michelle mcmanus as new director of football
They actually are believing it too, I thought they were winding each other up. But some of them actually think pieman is goin to jet over here n throw them a few billion right now, idiots is being kind!!
Cb
18 Feb 2012 14:54:05
Ed
would'nt it be a bit funny if Killie win today by 1 goal and the winner was scored by Lewis Toshney
Lubo25
18 Feb 2012 14:41:38
Why isnt the goons page now called rangers in administration rumours?soon to be just rumours.artybhoy
18 Feb 2012 13:54:40
Just read fat Paul le guen on stv news about him not being biased when he says rangers have probably got the best support in the world fans are the best does he forget about Manchester all away ties in Europe 17 000 at Scottish cup clash which 3 500 were Arabs we will find out how well behaved at today's game
18 Feb 2012 13:27:58
guys i have a feeling that it wil all go tits up for them today , so a few tinnies and ettle down at laptop , vipbox,iraqgoals, frontrowseats , one of them will have it on, what i'd love to see is killie doing to them what they did to us , ie 3 up at half time . but unlike us , staying til the fightback is complete , i think ibrokes would empty , come on the killie ,, billybhoy
18 Feb 2012 13:05:36
rivalry is good ,hating each other for ninety minutes is good , it makes the game exciting,but my heart sinks when i read stuff like that on the shames site. it is by gdog watp , i can only assume watp stands for what a total person . it is called neil lennon &paulo di canio , just scroll down about half an inch. the worrying thing is there are thousands like him , billybhoy
I agree some of the posts are utter hatred towards NL and Celtic ,most of them don't make any sense it is just mind numbing nonsense.......DH
18 Feb 2012 12:30:54
with the threat of people being paid off who do you think will go
Matt Dawson or Phil Tuffnell ?
Lubo25
18 Feb 2012 12:30:01
Dear Liz, I am returning my Sash, Bowler Hat, White Gloves, and Lodge key forthwith. We had an agreement that taxes are for Tims. I may as well put an O to my name now you have f...ed us. You have brought the Brethern to their knees. Well no longer will I raise my trouser leg or bare my breast as you have made a fool of me and the Blue Order for the last time. Yours regretfully ....Chick O Young
Forgot to put my name to that letter also have I missed something ,is ther a cup final 2day were we not slagged off for a show of support for NL last season .......DH
18 Feb 2012 12:25:41
After todays game at ibrokes the next fixture there will be
Kenya v Samoa
Commonwealth Games Rugby 7's 2014
Lubo25
18 Feb 2012 10:35:28
Not been on lately to slag off rangers but just remembered what Lennon said about last years old firm game with him & McCoist he said if we win the league then he will tell us what McCoist said to him that set him off lol
Mind the 14 point gap lol
Lenny
I have been thinking that myself Lenny.Do you think Ally was saying Do you have any spare change?
Manager Of the Year .
The Ginger Guardiola.
Jungle Bhoy.
18 Feb 2012 10:10:45
hello everyone lovely morning
viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Morning VPB. Hope you are well mate.}
Tis a lovely morn VPB, I hope you had indeed a nice breakfast, a nice cuppa and got your coupon on....feet up my friend and lets see what the day brings!
Bhrydo Bhoy
The day brought riches my dear VPB......I shall retire to the billiard room whilst the ladies partake in embroidery.....brandy and cigars anyone?
Bhrydo Bhoy
18 Feb 2012 09:26:47
Seems to me Craig Whyte is going to jail on three counts
1. Defrauding the club of the ticketus money
2. defrauding staff of PAYE
3 trading while technically insolvent
Oh and
4 for his own safety
Perhaps that why he's served a writ on the BBC, it will be a day out from the "Big House"
David
18 Feb 2012 09:02:55
ed what about mccoist one minuet its job loses then he tries to register cousin {Ed007's Note - Nepotism :-)
18 Feb 2012 07:46:00
Ed i have been told from a good source Harry redknapp has turned down the England job and is set to become Rangers tax advisor lol
18 Feb 2012 04:35:15
There will be no devaluin our titlle win'!!! Every time i hear lennon talk on tv he just sounds laid back and confident . A questioned the descision to apoint him as manager at first . But he has brung the thunder back this is just the begining of something realy special for us a cant w8 for another crack at europe. A cant imagine how the rangers fans are feeling all a know is im a celtic fan and it feels good. Am just having my jelly and ice cream for breakfast then am of to work. Hail hail ma fellow tims. Peter
18 Feb 2012 03:43:29
Lizzy to Philip as they sat down 2 dine, I've just had a note from an old friend of mine, his name is Craig Whyte, he owns my true blues, his letter informs me of terrible news. The Gers have no money they're going to go bust, Whyte begs me to help them or the club bites the dust, but I can't stop the taxmen at my HMRC, cos I need all the money for my big jubilee. I'll write back to Whyte and wish him good luck, but I want all my tax off that shady wee f***, that dodgy wee b**tard has pure wrecked my team, now let hell mend them all, Phil, and please pass the jelly and ice cream!
Mr Mondo
18 Feb 2012 02:52:47
The ballad of donald findlay
I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,
I’m no very big and and i'm a pie,
And the lassies shout when I go by,
" Donald where’s your Rangers."
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,
And all the lassies shout hello
Donald where's your rangers.
18 Feb 2012 02:50:20
i'm on nightshift and just back from my ''piece'' , there was three sandheids sitting a couple of tables away , well for half an hour they debated what was wrong at ibrokes , who was to blame and how it would all finish , now if they are right the conversation between whyte and hector will go like this . whyte...hector we are skint and the £75m we owe you well you're just no getting it..hector ...whit do you mean, you'll have to pay . whyte.... tell you what i'll give you ten pence in the pound and pay it over three years . hector.... aye no problem that will do , just you start next season scot free , oh and i'm sorry to have bothered you .. seriously these guys actually believe this is what will happen , they really do believe that hmrc will take £7.5m and forget about the £33m whyte has stahed away, or murray park or ibrokes .. 10 points and pay back £7.5m and that it done.. i could'nt eat my cheese pieces for laughing and choking , ostiches ... billybhoy
18 Feb 2012 01:11:59
Just seen a picture of Rangers in training.
Now money is tight but surley they all didnt need sports bra's not buying those could have saved a few quid surley? lol
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17034037
Evinguu
18 Feb 2012 00:23:00
What do us bhoys think of us winning title by default? Yea right wat the shame thinking we were 4 pounts clear with a far stronger squad an on a roll of 14 wins. Default my arse eh bhoys. Hail hail
Even better news from the darkside bhoys.....BREAKING NEWS....2 AMERICANS ARE WANTING TOO DO A TAKEOVER,SOURCE THE SUN......GUESS WHO??RANDOLPH& MORTINMER,OF DUKE&DUKE....stevie,hail hail
Lol.dukes of hazard.artybhoy
Good one Stevie.I love Trading Places.
Jungle Bhoy.
Funniest film ever
Monkey Monkey
i'm a f***ing Gorilla ya clown
and was it not $1 changing hands
sounds like the Swiss toni and sir Arfur daley deal
Lubo25
17 Feb 2012 23:10:50
Sorry ed, predictive text lol. Anyway his grandfather is irish and granny german. Originally from burnbank. He is 37-38
Bankier bhoy {Ed007's Note - Good chance I know them mate.}
17 Feb 2012 23:58:13
Let's have a full house at the next Celtic home games to show the rankers we have the best support in the land and don't have to go into admin to show some support