Celtic Banter Archive December 18 2012

 

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18 Dec 2012 19:16:44
the mayan said that the world as we know it will end on 21/12/12. but they did not know that we use leap years, so over 5,000 years they were right . they're world ended on 14/2/12 . proof positive the mayans were currant buns . so don't believe a word they say. and if i'm wrong !! 2 days to go .. shammy {Ed007's Note - All the nonsense about the Mayan Calendar was actually down to something I am sure you will be familiar with Shammy:

http://goo.gl/D7uCk

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18 Dec 2012 18:35:53
Rangers announcement at 7.15pm

Apparently something about 22 millions shares.

Expect some spin about pledges and big name investors but no mention of the number of shares purchased by fans by the deadline today.

Usual patter to appease fans who don't understand what it all means.

Should get our usual quota of comedy soundbites and porkies though. lol

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If the figures are to believed,£5m from fans, £17m from institutional investors.Total £22m. So when Green picks up the slack from the fans shortage,£5m thats a total of £27m.Be interesting to see if he does indeed purchase the remaining shares or decides that £22m is enough..........green jhedi

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Mate i have had pledges that all the people coming to mines on christmas day will bring copious amounts of drink . but as usual i'll have to make up the difference . pledges mean buger all . slap my arse and call me pinochio . shammy

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Pledges don't mean a thing until they are actual sales. This isn't (technically) a charity, people won't be brass necked if they decide they have changed they're minds or can't afford to buy them.

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If they kept their nose clean and never
cheated.
they could have earned that in the cl
the way we have done it. .H.

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Is the 17m from institutional investors actually done? not just pledged? thought their deadline was later than the fan deadline

can't wait to hear his gumf

'ere i caught t'fish n t'it wur THIS BIG

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18 Dec 2012 18:31:45
Dear god.Has anybody just heard King and Dalziel on SSB? The very thought that a sports reporter would try and place the SFA above UEFA in the pecking order of governing bodies is truly remarkable.I wonder why it's his last night,he surely must be going into sales as no one of sane mind could employ this guy as a sports reporter.As for Dalziel,he's just the class clown so i suppose there is an excuse there...........green jhedi

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18 Dec 2012 16:17:10
From Katie Burgess Financial Times Journalist "Rangers IPO has the characteristics of a turkey with a short sell by date.It may look delicious on Xmas day but will not smell so good on a couple of months" Never mind gers fans im sure she is a Timmy conspirator.Do smell a boycott of the FT?.............green jhedi

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No football club is a viable investment for fans. Fans invest out of their love for their club, not to make money - everyone knows that.

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@1) correct, so how can institutions justify pumping their clients money into it?

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18 Dec 2012 15:41:28
ED007 I read that Charlie Adam snr has died, he was only in his 50's too.
Condolences to his son and daughter.
RIP from Timalloy

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So horrible to lose someone at this time.A mate of mine lost his mum at this time and he just cant get through it quick enough............green jhedi

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I think the guy was only 50 , quite a bit younger than me. the disagrees can f*** off . thoughts with you charlie , at the end of the day we are all human beings , and life is precious no matter who you support or play for . r.i.p. mr adam.. shammy {Ed007's Note - Just ignore the disagrees lads, they always attract arseholes when things like this happen.}

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Condolences to Charlie Adam and his family , tragic at any time but especially at this time of year.

stevie-d

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18 Dec 2012 15:34:45
just been down the town , comet has shut down . if currys take over, the same stock, the same staff and the same bulding . is it still comet. no it is not it is currys. comet lose their logo and their history is frozen for ever. comet can never ever add to their record breaking retailer of the year record SIMPLES .. shammy

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Thats it in a nutshell mate! because it's a sporting company it makes no difference.The denial in the press and broadcast media is ridiculous.............green jhedi

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It does make a difference its sevco or what ever name they use these days were talking about.

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Honestly see if Snyde 1 have a podcast then honestly download last night about 7.45pm was in tears at this guy:

Caller:all these Celtic fans saying our history doesn't stand and were sevco and company house bla bla bla.liverpool,man utd Celtic all changed their names and kept their history do the rangers keep theirs !

PI: yes but that was different they were never in admin or liquidation

Caller: aye but they still changed it so history stand

PI: keeps repeating that it was in a different case

Caller: ...

You get the picture.

Celtic could change there name tomorrow just like currys,tesco etc to another name can't go down admin and say ehh we were tesco but now were the tesco !

Lenny

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Two disagrees ??????? do they honestly think they would still be buying a microwave from comet .. shammy

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18 Dec 2012 14:45:39
Well CG will be sitting in his office right about now with his bumhole twitching like mad at the thought of having to underwrite £8 million on pieces of worthless paper.

Ian

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The stock exchange statistics will show the shares numbers and valuations. They start trading on the AIM tomorrow morning. The same exchange that Celtic are on.

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18 Dec 2012 14:01:02
Amid all the MSM backslapping about rangers being granted ASSOCIATE membership of the ECA(what they done lately?) it seems the fact that Aberdeen were granted FULL membership.Somehow this was missed by the papers and rangers fans.Strange eh?.........green jhedi

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If you look on the ECA website there is no mention of this. Then on stv website they state that an ECA spokesperson says Rangers have all their history etc.

What a lot of Craig Whyte. CG has been peddling his lies again.

Ian

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18 Dec 2012 15:35:44
uefa club ranking. Celtic at position 59, Rangers at position 88

http://www.ecaeurope.com/tabbed-content/club-ranking/

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It's STV crap, green paid somebody to give a soundbite. Was it the president of the ECA?

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Surely full membership is granted to clubs who are in top division and have european licence {Ed007's Note - The ECA is not an official body, it is only an expansion of the G14 group.}

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18 Dec 2012 12:01:31
here jedwurd kin you explain this tae me a mere mortul,
whit the fk ur muntrose appolojisin fur? whit wiz it thit they sade wiz affensive ffs?
haun oan hert am gettin slitely fkn pissed aff wae the "oh god ah hope we dont affend the new sevco owner iz he mite sue us ur come roon n batter us!ur mibee its jist me (he mumbled)
its liike theyr royilty n against the law like blasfemy ur summit (yorkie did ye see that jedwurd) ah waant tae bump intae wee chico wan nite ootside the sarrie n tell um strait "SHUT TAE FK UP YA WEE NYAFF!)
THE BARRIE MANILOW HOOTERED WEE PRIK

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18 Dec 2012 09:24:27
am jealous edo how come the sevvies get tae play Elgin 32 times a year n we dont?

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Seconded! Im pretty sick of all this barcelona,benfica excitement.I want a journey through the lower leagues not the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE..........green jhedi

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It`s natures way that everything finds it`s place on the evolutionary scale, Can`t argue with nature!

chasaboy

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Only when too many tickets sold by Green.

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18 Dec 2012 08:23:10
in this moarnins papurs
"a big pet tarantula called charlie mulgrew nearly hit me" wiz the heedline,
" aye thats rite he did ah swear ma life oan it honist!" then winked n fell tae the flare rollin aboot in agony!" sade daddy long legs kyle lafferty
a spokesmin fur charlie" sade its a disgrace & we wull be appealin it, he jist went up tae the skinny big piece a **** tae tell um thit wan ae hiz legs hid fell aff................ n the next thing heez fawin aw owur the place mer like fanny long legs!"

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18 Dec 2012 09:22:55
barry the janny

can anybody fill me in plz ... whats this big story the press are sitting on regarding the zombies , keep hearing its big explosive stuff .... anybody heard anything !!!!!!

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Glinty wants the Nigerian 2012 league trophy.

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Is it no the tazmanian 3rd division title fae 1901

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Barry if there really was a huge blockbuster of a story do you honestly think the press wouldn't release it, especially if it helps, or makes sevco look good. unless of course it is anti sevco and they're waiting til the share thing is over.. shammy

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Cause its Christmas SDM has donated to the former directors sub trusts a wee bonus for keeping shtum.

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18 Dec 2012 09:59:45
Celtic have offered to replace all of the presents stolen from Great Ormond Street Childrens hospital by some low life. The presents were intended for kids who are critically ill. Great gesture by the club.

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Outstanding.It's what we are all about.........green jhedi

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Well done Celtic. Scary though when you think there are people out there THAT desperate and THAT low. If caught the culprit should be castrated.

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2 words .....................
petrol n matches! ("n" isnae coontit iz a wurd rite)

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Even with the "n" ommited there are still more actual words in that post than all your posts put together, o Padre Posso.

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Too rite mate if only wee pat finds oot who these ass holes are then even thur maws wid disown thum if not malky comes oot agane
years ago some muppit drugie **** broke intae ma auld da's hoose stole a auld black n white tv thit he refused tae pert wae,it wiz his n this person broke in n took it ???
low life emdy thit touches weans, breaks in hoosis, n such are the ... n shood be treatit iz such (here am goin intae wna here anywaey ye catch ma drift) hud wan too many the nite boays am aff cmon the mighty hoops, here wen yeer ma age n yuv seen the taps n troughs of the tic then ye jist get so proud wen ye see wur histury goodnite aw!
fk sake vera who the fks this in wur scratchur........
aw its you sammy,
hey its xmas

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18 Dec 2012 06:46:56
I could of swore that this page was supposed to be about Celtic and yet almost every post is about Rangers. Nice to know that even when your own team is doing well we are the 1st thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing before you go to sleep... Merry Christmas when it comes.

BigBear

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Loving the hypocrisy

stick to your own pages then

if you think the comedy gold sourcing from ibrokes towers isn't a talking point for every football fan in scotland, then you're a wee bitty dim. biggest news story to happen to scottish football for a long, long time. of course it will be talked about.

personally, i cannot wait until your disgusting clubs dies, for good this time. the vast majority of your fans are nothing short of shameful, bigoted thugs

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@bigbear; It's hard not to think about your laughable third division club these days. What with chuckie's fabrications being exposed in the share prospectus (got yours yet)and the POOR take up of the floatation it seems your team are still providing comedy gold. Banning this,boycotting that and demanding apologies from wee Montrose(for printing the truth) i do hope your still enjoying your "journey". Keep it up............green jhedi

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Big bear go back to bed and dream about your over subscribed share issue lol

dannybhoy

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That's how your on the champions page talking about us.Henke7

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We want to see you suffer. Simple as that. Now the kicking begins lol.

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Hear big bear iz thur no a lake named eftur you in LA? if so go jump in it?
your loving mum xxxx
ps dont come lookin for us we've moved ( agane!)
pps the sperm sample you donatit wiz rejectit so ah postit it thru yur letturboax, opind of course solvite baws!

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Mate the comedy value is essential. I mean I'm hearing in the latest episode your share sales are a whopping 1.9 million and Big Chuck is already blaming missed postal deliveries of the prospectus and blaming HMRC why wouldn't you want to watch your enemy making a fool out of themselves. Its all rosy at our side, nothing to report, top of the pile, through to the last 16 of the Champions League and no game till Saturday. Its got to be done mate, shoe on the other foot, you would be loving the comedy. I would bet my life on that.

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Nice to know, when your own team is doing so badly, you come to the champions page for a pick-me-up.

Joeshmo1888

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Ha ha, you could make a Christmas comedy special out of this story, Geoffrey Palmer could play Glinty Green and the big guy from River City could play fat Sally

Vambo

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@ Vambo; Jimmy Krankie for bell the kit man! Dead ringer.............green jhedi

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@8 my team is top of there respective league so how are they doing badly?

BigBear

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They are doing badly because for a team with supposedly 140 years history, that should be annaihalating the opposition, they still managed to get eliminated from a cup competition, at the bigotdome, in front of their loyal empty seats

samson

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18 Dec 2012 03:57:37
the earth shattering news that was going to rock scottish football to the core that was supposed to be revealed in the sun on monday, but never appeared. and then it was to be today . na im on nights and went to the 24hr shop and got the early edition . the only news about them is fat sally begging pinochio for money , and that's not even news never mind shocking . shammy

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The other ridiculous rumour was that ECA had recognised newco had historical Rangers' history.
ECA have made no such statements
They have allowed the new club in as an associate. If they recognised sevco as the rangers with the history then they would still be original full members.

And their third nonsense rumour was that Montrose were forced to apologise for their programme.

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@Shammy; Some one posted it was all a false flag to bury the facts the floatation was less than spectacular. Maybe some truth in that........green jhedi

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18 Dec 2012 01:07:15
Ed it seems that conversation we had about Zenit and they're wishes to play in an (old USSR) league without Anzhi (Dagestan), Rubin Kazan etc has become a bit clearer today when they're biggest fan group have demanded a new policy that the club no longer sign non-white or gay players.

I imagine that must put they're 3 best players on a bit of a sticky wicket. Axel Witsel, Bruno Alves and Hulk.

Charming eh.

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