Celtic Banter Archive June 17 2012

17 Jun 2012 23:27:29
I bet you've got Chalie's wooden teeth Ed. Talking about Charlie, I still don't know what the buisness with his sister was, has she got a bit of a reputation or is she as ugly as him? Oh and you really shouldn't want Rodellega at Celtic he's crap, this theory of not getting chances at Wigan is a myth as well, they create lots of chances with their attacking approach, and you know your bad when Di Santo is chosen ahead of you.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Charlie has got teeth like a melted comb lol. I have no comment on his sister, he takes it all in good banter Smithy. Do you not think Rodallega would do well up here?}

17 Jun 2012 22:35:37
Hi Ed. Not really sure who to ask but as u do such sterling work you seem like a good place to start. I am Celtic daft but due to work, family and geography don't get up as often as I like. As a result I attend a lot of Fleetwood matches and have noticed that they are the only English team without a rumours page.

I wonder if you can point me in the right direction to speak with someone to see if I might be able to take up that berth.

Keep up the great work. Hail hail

Jim Dhoc {Ed001's Note - I will speak to Ed033 about setting it up for you. I am sure Ed003 would be interested in discussing the 'Codheads' with you too!}

Top man. Appreciate your advice and help

17 Jun 2012 20:11:17
Some perspective on the burley quotes. A mate has just reminded me that the reason he left celtic,allegedly,was a rammy with Dalgleish.Seems that after a post match moan in big head burley was having no criticism levelled at him.Kenny then said even my wife thinks your sh*te.This led to Burley digging her out in front of people and giving it large.Later when the transfer was done and dusted he went to a charity shop and deposited a load of designer gear saying he did not want to remember anything about his time in glasgow.I remember the gossip,from a girl working in the players lounge at the time.Might explain his bad attitude to Celtic.It seems he was not that popular among the team at that time.ED007; your good for gossip.anything ringing a bell?............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Sounds about right GJ, wasn't Paul Dalglish there with his mum? Burley's ego was always massive. He refused my mate's daughter an autograph or pic at a do in the supporter's club on London Road one night. He was not the most popular person at the club during his time there, one of my mates was around the first team (youth player with some 1st team appearances) and didn't have a good word to say about him, it was his attitude to others that people didn't like. I have a picture of me and him and for the life of me I can't remember where or when it was taken, it must have been after he left though I think. I think he asked for the pic :-)

EDoo7;Thanks mate,it rang bells as soon as my mate said it.I knew the girl that worked occasionally in the players lounge and she could not stand him.Very arrogant and dismissive of people it seems.Why? Who knows average at best midfield player...........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - GJ I am going to post a pic on the sightings page, it is a pre-season tour of Australia in 1988, George Best is in the Hoops, do you or anyone else recognise anyone else?}

ED; The only one that seems familiar is far right might be Graeme Sinclair? The rest are a bit blurry,i'll try and sharpen it up..........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Thanks a lot buddy. Someone on Twatter said Albert Kidd???... I have sent it to Matt to see if he can help out as well.}

Peirce o leary?

dessybhoy {Ed007's Note - I thought of him, and Lex Baillie.....}

Hi ed, tried to look into this on the interweb, i couldn't find anything about best playing for celtic , but i did find a post on kerrydale st, it is a film of best playing for adelaide celtic in 1988 , and the austrailian side wore the celtic centinary strip, so i don't think any of the guys in the picture played for us..bb {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate.}

ED007; Albert Kidd might be a shout,i seem to remember him playing for us in a touring scenario! If true,what a shout from that guy! It might be a load of guest players..........green jhedi

Definitely Albert Kidd or its Bobby Ball :-)

17 Jun 2012 19:04:15
As is normal at the end of a season the old team formerly known as Rangers will be bringing out a DVD called ALL OUR YESTERDAYS....

also fat Sally will bring out a single called Somewhere over the Rainbow wi' a PIE hail hail Timalloy

17 Jun 2012 17:19:57
Wee sally to get his bum skelpt after his outburst in april about time to ,tho the sfa have been busy to be fair. geo

Some one on twitter reckons they will charge him with bringing the game into disrepute on Monday. Cant see it myself.........green jhedi

Possible fine or a good old wrist slapping . geo

17 Jun 2012 16:40:43
Hi all had a wee gander on rm there. there is a thread on there about the wee liquidation party in coatbridge, man the bile they come oot way is out of order ,do they no have ed's to stop this behaviour. geo {Ed007's Note - They have administrators but they are all bigoted like to55ers.}

Can these bigot's not be held to account for what they spout is not banter. this is the 21st century ffs. i hope thier so called newco can rid themselves of these idiots...geo

Thought the police are meant to be looking at all sites so this crap can be found and the poster charged?So surely they should say the editors approved them so they are guilty also?

Jungle Bhoy.

Theres some terrible stuff on there. Charlie green must be wondering what hes got himself if i was him i'd be on the phone to tesco and ncp now.

17 Jun 2012 15:33:50
what should happen now ? i don't like to talk badly of the dead , but old rangers cheated this country out of £100m of taxes , money for nhs , police etc, and the cause they paraded at ibrokes the armed forces . { how many would still be alive if their money had bought more armoured plating or bullet proof vests } . and for that they have been punished. they were deducted ten points , and lost their history . but at the same time they walked away from £135m of debt. ... so newco , zombie, the. .... i don't see how anyone can punish them, they have done nothing wrong , if we try to impose sanctions on them , all you will get is their usual whineing s**t , '' kick us when we are down'' .. ''we have been punished enough '' so i say no sanctions , just do not let them back in , that is not sanctions , that is the law of scottish football, start at the bottom. if sky withdraw let them, and we withdraw our subscriptions . would we really miss £2m a year, handy yes essential no. and if teams die before they get back up to the premier league , then they are losers too, becase they are coming back to a less sellable league and less revenues as well... the one thing that can not be allowed is them staying in the spl , debt free from next season, so it's either sanctions , which the will moan about , or the right thing 3rd division..bb

Yes because bullet proof vests stop IED's, don't forget in your little rant to include EVERY major business in Britain that pays little or no tax.

Cannonfodder {Ed007's Note - I think you will find that every business, major or otherwise pays it's employees PAYE and NI contributions.}

Think if you read it again you will find i mentioned armour plating as well.bb

Armour plate won't stop an IED either

Cannonfodder {Ed007's Note - It depends. Is it going to explode or just assault someone.....}

We will never know mate. if you had paid your taxes as celtic did , ,, im just saying dont boast about , what you never paid for..bb

Try again sunshine I've always paid my taxes and we do know that armour plate won't stop an IED and even if it did your average soldier would need far to much for him to carry to make him a useful soldier

Cannonfodder

17 Jun 2012 14:43:37
Here Posso Pat,
I'd just like to place an advance order for next year for a piece of Wembley goal netting (I'll pay extra if there's a bit of crossbar attached) and / or a nice bit of turf (again I'll fork out more for a slice of penalty area. A penalty spot would be even better).
OK mate ?
The Real KB

I'm already organising my trip to Wembley for next year. I know we won't get tickets though which is my bug bear with the tartan army !! Mrs E

Well funny you 2 shood say that iz ma tartin armie mole,his manajed tae get a few (25,000 ) tickets spare fur the anialashun ae the engulish so dont delay paey me the daey" thur £250 a pop ,thats cost tae aw ma pals

£250 a go ?
Throw in yer drink money, that's aboot £3000 then !
The Real KB

Mrs E, Real KB the £250 includes bail money......
True story, when Scotland fans took the er "souvenirs" from pitch last time, my mates and I ran on and I fell over Rod Stewart who ran on also, honest Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I bet he never paid for that ticket either :-)

Ma mate goat his watch! nae kiddin

17 Jun 2012 14:05:14
When I hear or read any contribution from Burley I think of one of the
current Irn Bru adverts. A fanny... one of a long line of media fannies.

I think of the women playing the piano, "even though i used to be a man"

17 Jun 2012 12:06:03
Hi Ed what about the rangers strip thats just came out, will they still be wearing it? Do they(newco)have to change badge from 1872 to 2012? Are they still allowed 5 stars?,.,.kbarry {Ed007's Note - The badges aren't around the badge so that is fine (did they see this coming when designing it?). As for the badge I am not 100% sure but under insolvency laws it is illegal to attempt to pass yourself off as another company, then there is the matter of registered trademarks and copyright.}

ED007: Bang on the money with the "stars and strips" thing.It does seem to have been pre planned and hidden to keep the natives happy..........green jhedi

17 Jun 2012 12:37:52
warning to Celtic

Lee McCulloch has warned Celtic that he’s out to regain the SPL title!

In the week that his employers began the process of liquidation the midfielder is already dreaming of another title party.

Newco Rangers have still to sign a player, find a league to play in or produce audited accounts but that can’t stop the ambition that burns within the Ibrox die-hard.

Speaking to the Daily Record he warned: “I’d make it a personal mission to win back the title from Celtic if we’re still in the SPL.”

Despite starting the liquidation process in midweek McCulloch hasn’t heard a word from Charles Green or Newco Rangers.

After confirmation from Fraser Wishart of the SPFA that the players would be free to move on to other clubs it’s expected that most of last season’s first team squad will move on.

McCulloch joined Rangers from Wigan in 2007 and will resist the lure of a return to the Premiership in order to assist his boyhood heroes regardless of what the club is called or what division they are allowed to play in.

“I am going nowhere, I am staying with Rangers,” he confirmed. “Whether we’re in the SPL, the Third Division or anywhere in between I will be with Rangers.

“Since I was a kid growing up in Motherwell, all I wanted to do was play for the club and there is no way I will walk away. It’s the last thing I would do.

“Wearing the Rangers jersey is an important part of my life and I’d never forgive myself if I gave that up.

Someone tell him he will not be able to play for rangers again.lol

Here thats the best bit of info wev hid in ages,big lees stayin,
here itl feel like thurs wee pervs lookin up fae the basemint up wur troosur legsit the sellik ed ( you wid no mer aboot that thin anybidy ed!)
huv you appered fur that case yit ed ah no they wur waitin oan bakgroon reports fur ye ed fk sake thats bad news edo cunsiderin yure bak groon stull ahl cum up tae the big hoose (no 2) tae visit ye son pit me doon fur sunday efturnins ed then its strit oan tae the heid,2 burds wan stane.

Right a can see wits gon on here , youv woke up and had a swatch at the papers and saw big lee ( and mcgregor by the way ) sayin their stayin with the rangers and its kinda no wit you want to hear , its put you aff yir breakfast hasn,t it , any we glimpse of decent news regarding the rangers kinda eats away at the back of your minds , its bad news you love hearing regarding the rangers so every we bit of good news we get , big or small we will take a wee bit of pleasure in it knowing that it will annoy you , youl deny it but its clear in the posts about big lee , players maby stayin , that wisny in your thaughts as it guys , a can feel it nigglin , tedbear

Ted"my club is forever sleeping"bear, trust us your dead club is not bothering us at all!! it is just yet again STUPID mindest/thinking that him and you fans of a dead club have(since he does not have a club how can he say they will win? unless he signs for a spl club he cant win anything and would take years, prob he will retire before even getting close)... and if that is good news to you wait till tmr when you hear he is walking away because whenever yous get "good" news(how sad that a guy like that so dirty is good news but anyway) the next day you get even worse news yet yous come on here to try and get under our skin by rubing it in...SO SAD how this makes you happy but it makes us laugh too so enjoy your good news as we look ahead to our clubs next season......do you have a club yet? where are they playing? nice to know that you switched sides because you are always on here so im guessing you are going to CP next season since it seems at the back of your mind you always new what club was the best and just what club would be the last one stnading and the most entertaining.
Canuck Bhoy

Threadbare i think you will find we want to hear that big lee wants to play for the newco. its better than the old donkey being put out to pasture. you can hear us giggling more like.

Chill lads , a kinda knew wee bits of good therangers news was gettin under your skin a bit as you admited in your post , listen guys there seems to be a notion on here that us bears are just going to curl up and fester , no chance lads , we,ll still go along in our huge numbers and watch therangers , by the way if lee mcculloch saying he,s stayin gets you all hot and bothered maby you should stock up on the vallium , we are expecting another few kicks in the nuts but its up and onward after that lads , tedbear

17 Jun 2012 11:19:17
hi ed, ist time poster. just a thought, all this talk about rangers, they are finished, DEAD, BURIED, EXTINCT, it is now a newco. my point is surely they should apply to start in the 3rd division like any other team wishing to join the league. they have no team, strips or support. {Ed007's Note - If the mechanism to apply straight into the SPL they will obviously try that, they would be foolish not to.}

17 Jun 2012 10:20:30
Versatile Rangers veteran Lee McCulloch states that he is staying at the club no matter which league they are playing in next season.

Aye...I read everyday of the flurry of bids for him lol

Common sense move by McCulloch,he has made his money and is nearing the end of his shift.He will be hailed as a hero and no doubt be in demand on the after white lighting speaking circuit in various "social" clubs.Division three teams better get extra mouth guards ordered.........green jhedi

17 Jun 2012 00:45:40
can someone tell me if hugo rodallega has signed. seen it on facebook and twitter and some south american reporters twitter?? cant see how we meet his wages if spurs and arsenal are looking at him.

Seems to be a bit strange this one.I would bracket him with Sammi,can be a lone forward but blows hot and cold............green jhedi

Here jedo ahl tell ye whit else blows hoat n cauld yur windaes fkn ell we hid tae board thum up tae keep the draft oot, n the burds in, here that wee "speshul drawur thit yuv goat thurs sum fkn weird stuff in there,well ah hope its you ur yur weans n wife ur sado macho things?
naw itl be you!
plus ed telt me aboot yur wee prob,dont wury jedo yur sekrits safe wae me son,
it leest till ah get a pint???????
iz it me ur iz it awfy DRY in here, ahl let ye get bak tae yur frillies, mums the wurd big chap.
ish?

16 Jun 2012 23:45:34
ED how can THE r#ngers fc b allowed to join the Scottish league surely as a new football club they should b told to apply for Scottish lower league. If we want to go to England we would have to apply to start in the lowest league just like any other country. Also seen a badge they might have with union jack Wots that all about fookin hate them already and they've just been formed. C#NTS

Paulbhoy010

If your right about the union jack being on the badge why woul that bother you and bring on a rant of hatred , tedbear {Ed007's Note - You do know that 'Union Jacks' can only be flown on Royal Navy boats don't you Ted? If it isn't on a boat it is referred to as The Union Flag. I'm sure all true blue supporters of the old club knew that, right?}

If you read the post ed i was asking , if true this is going to be on the badge why would that cause anyone to go on a hatred rant , a cant work that stuff oot mate , tedbear

I can't see the union jack or union flag being adopted by TRFC.
Nothing wrong with it as such as it does incorporate the saltire,or St Andrews cross. Which is after all the national symbol of this country.
Have to agree with tedbear Ed, why would the OP get so worked up,even if it were true?
P.O.B. {Ed007's Note - Why would a club side put a flag of something that isn't even a country on their strip POB? Plus under rule B.10 all clubs must register their 'colours' by 1st of June, I can only assume this would cover badges etc to appear in the Directory of Clubs. TBH if they did use it it would only be pandering to the old WATP section of the old Rangers support and trying cling onto the 'Quintessential British Club' BS. Surely it is time to move on from that.}

The union flag or union jack is the flag of the united kingdom , northern ireland , great britain , tedbear

If you want to be british regarding football ( not nationalitiy ) then go play in the british cup/ british league . Only problem is they don't have one so you can start it up and once the spl fold as many newco fans predict all he teams can do a newco and come and join you's.

din22

Tedbear, probably for same reason that your mob go radio rental every time they see a green/white/orange tricolour. and if the union flag represents uk / gb where is the welsh part of it..bb {Ed001's Note - try reading up and you will find out that: Wales had no explicit recognition in the Union Flag as it had been a part of the Kingdom of England since being annexed by Edward I of England in 1282 and its full integration by the Laws in Wales Acts 1535–1542, and was therefore represented by the flag of England. Wales is a principality, not a true country, has been for hundreds of years.}

Yes ok 001 i stand corrected , but i alread knew that. it's just that i live in the present day and not when the atlas was pink. why do the welsh play n the six nations at rugby, if they are not a ''nation'' . and lets me and you go to wales and ask the welsh people if they are a country , or part of england.. i know you are technically right but i also know that you are morally wrong. if your way of thinking is right does that mean that england have two teams in the euros and the world cup. i just don't see why the union flag represents, george, andrew, patrick and leaves david out , he had across as well ,but you alread know that, i think on this one we will agre to disagree..bb {Ed001's Note - why do we have to disagree? I was merely explaining why it is not there, never said I agree with it! Please don't judge my personal beliefs on my explanation.}

Ok bud..bb