Celtic Banter Archive February 17 2012

17 Feb 2012 23:06:39
Canny believe it. The Ostriches(c) are 2/1 to win the league next year. Stranraer are second favourites.

lmfao

Lubo25

17 Feb 2012 22:22:08
Hi ed. Any word if ranger will be able to pay the Ref 2moro?? Here we go with 11 in a row bigirishmac. {Ed007's Note - Aluko is out busking right now to get the Refs fee.}

No when hes soppost tae be deliverin ma pizzas!

17 Feb 2012 22:00:51
Breaking news......
Administrators have said that rankers have to pay staff off!

So far they've let go three referees and two linesmen!

DazzaBhoy

17 Feb 2012 21:14:03
Does anyone know how i get a half seawson ticket like cousins?? i cud sit and watch rangers for £7500 a week!

Evinguu

Did he sign a contract with them Ed? If so do they have to pay out on that contract?

DazzaBhoy {Ed007's Note - As far as I know he won't get paid Dazza.}

17 Feb 2012 20:25:58
Every day I am hearing or reading another dodgy deal or some sort of shady practice to divert funds or avoid payment of debt. However I do not understand how the authorities are not pulling the place apart finding proof and solving the problems and punishing the guilty??
I am absolutely certain if any other company or business had committed half of these alleged infringements and/or irregularatories, they would be closed down or at least suspended from trading.

Jungle Jim

Jungle Jim

i think that might be the next step if going by whats has gome out the last few days.
dont know if this is true but on twitter today

HMRC are heading back to court next week to try and remove Duff&Phelps as administrator due to D&P posting a link to e-petition for HMRC to back off on rangers on there website today

Lubo25

@Lubo25; heard the same thing 20 minutes ago mate.HMRC might be pushing to freeze ALL accounts relating to whyte.CHAOS..........green jhedi

17 Feb 2012 19:15:39
Hi Ed and Celts.Just on a different
topic other than Rangers going down
the the pot(as much as you enjoy that topic. lol. If you were in the EPL with your current squad where do you think you would finish? I would say from 8-12 with your current team improving every season due to revenues. Also Ed who would you support if Celtic played the Mancs?
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - I agree we would be mid-table Smithy but to get the revenue like they down there we would be challenging in a few years. CFC are my team Smithy, it's just my dad's family stayed in Ashton Under Lyne for a while when they left Ireland and my dad always kept a soft spot for Utd and it passed onto me. A lot of CFC fans also like LFC and I wouldn't say I dislike them, I was there at the Hillsborough memorial match and I was actually on LFCTV (via phone) on the anniversary show last year.}

Thars good to here Ed mate. I was to young to be their myself but my family have told me all about it and thats why I prefer Celtic to Rangers. I was their when Steve Mcmanamon scored that wonder goal and even though I was only young it is still up their as one of my favourite away days, just because of the ocassion and it was one of my first big away days following the mighty reds!
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - I remember that goal well. Not as good as BBJ's (John Hartson) though :-)

Fair enough Ed it was a very good goal from Hartson, were you there? How does tickets for the away games at Celtic work mate? For Liverpool it's a nightmare and I'm lucky to get to the majority of games. Is their a high demand and how much of the stadium do the home teams give you?
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Yes I was there Smithy. Up here Celtic and Rangers get the majority of tickets for away games (stadiums) and they are still difficult to get. Both clubs have a vast travelling support mate.}

Smithy, ask the ed if he sings YNWA before Celtic games ?
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - You know me KB mate 'I do what I want, I do what I want.....}

Smithy mate, ed. I was working up in Livingstone a few years ago, when one of the Chelsea / Liverpool CL Semis was on.
That town is on odd place, like a sixties planned new town. I eventually found this weird little pub in a shopping precinct. It had no windows and no natural light at all. All the Celtic fans were sat at the front of the bar, and were supporting Liverpool. So I got a few free pints mate. The Rangers lot were at the back of the bar by the pool table, and they were all shouting for Chelsea.
Celtic & Liverpool ed, you know it makes sense. FS, I'm off to bed, had a couple of guinesses. Slainte.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Livingston is strange. But I don't believe you were working, you have took that too far!!!}

17 Feb 2012 18:22:06
Does anyone think the new tune at Ibrox should be - I Was Born Under A Squandering Tzar.

Jungle Bhoy.

Very clever............green jhedi

17 Feb 2012 16:56:04
For the game on sunday id like to see: forster- matthews- rogne mulgrew ledley- forrest brown wanyama commons or sammy- stokes hooper what do other people think

I'd give Brozek a start, Hibs are mince!

DazzaBhoy

Be better with prozac for watching hibs.artybhoy

I hope Rogne's back, big Dan was making me nervous again ! Would go with Stokes & Hooper as well, I don't know why Stokes gets dropped to the bench as much.

Dazza, I want to see Brozek as well. Maybe get him on for the last half hour or so ? Mrs E

I fret every time i see Big Dan's name on team sheet Mrs E!

Brozek needs a few starts and keep Hooper on bench for hour. Would also play Sammy on left as he has been immense there.

DazzaBhoy

Me as well, my heart's in my mouth anytime he's near the ball. I know he was getting a bit better before he broke his face but he has to go. I can turn & run faster than him lol.

I wouldn't play Sammy upfront as all. Like you say, on the left and hope he doesn't go in a huff (which he hasn't recently) Mrs E

If Rogne aint fit i would play wanyama at the back and go with
forster,matthews,wanyama,k wilson,mulgrew,forrest, brown,ledley,samaras,hooper,stokes

Lubo25

I prefer Wanyama in the centre mid protecting the defence. Am i the only one that thinks Rogne and Mulgrew should be CB's?

DazzaBhoy

17 Feb 2012 16:25:09
RANGERS CLUEDO:was it mr murray in the study or mr whyte in the boardroom

17 Feb 2012 16:10:24
here ed ah talkin oan the plane tae ma newest best pal ye no, the porn star boay n ah jokinly sade here "hey porno,how cum ye nevur goat wee craigo a part in yer filums?
he says "n whit diz evuryboady call um?
ah sade" wee prk ?
nuff sade,anybidy waant anithur pina culadda? awrite porno jist a haufpint this time,
"here how many parashutes oan here ?
"jist the wan pat n its oan wee craigos back!"
look thers big eds hoose lets empty the toilits hee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

17 Feb 2012 15:45:16
Said Lizzy to Philip as they sat down 2 dine, I've just had a note from an old friend of mine, his name is Craig Whyte, he owns my true blues, his letter informs me of terrible news. The Gers have no money they're going to go bust, Whyte begs me to help them or the club bites the dust, but I can't stop the taxmen at my HMRC, cos I need all the money for my big jubilee. I'll write back to Whyte and wish him good luck, but I want all my tax off that shady wee f***, that dodgy wee b**tard has pure wrecked my team, now let hell mend them all, Phil, and please pass the jelly and ice cream!!

Kin best yet applause wee pat

F.....g brilliant.

17 Feb 2012 16:31:07
breakin news " a mystery buyer from America has now put his hat in the ring regarding a purchase of glasgow rangers...when I asked him for a comment he replied
" DONNNNUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS, DOH!
so its back to you in the studio from your raving reportur wee pat ,california, USA,hee haw partnurs

17 Feb 2012 15:22:24
Now I am no expert her but just having a look around the web and came across this.

Craig Whyte has stated that he put £33m into his company to show that he could buy Rangers. I am assuming that company was wavetower now The Rangers F.C Group. Looking at their returns upto 17th Sept 2011 employees 0 is all that it states. No turnover profit loss etc.

Looking at all the other companies that he has screwed none of them have ever had a turnover anywhere near £5 m never mind a profit of £33m he alledged to have placed in one of his companies.

This is looking at all Craig Thomas Whyte/White born either in 69,71 or 12.

So from that in the words of chewin the fat I smell shyte

Ian(For Every £1 Celtic spend Rangers will pay their creditors 10p) {Ed007's Note - Google reptilian shapeshifters Ian.}

Hey ma boays yul need tae lay aff we craigojist noo, cos hes so stressed up he canny evun remembur hiz ane name, n dates ah birth....aw the blue nights ur fair drawin in..................

Here ian ah think ye wull find thit wee craigo NEVER aktually sade his companie wiz wavetower whit he sade wiz thit " ahl wave FAE the tower wanse av goat ma dough"noo thur iz a differunce,
aw the blue nights ur bluish
(here ed thiz jist mite be a wee opurtunity fur yours truly tae sell oan sum auld stuff left owur fae ma medevil nights thit ah used tae run in ruchill park back in the 60's hmmmmmmmmm wee touch a blue dye oot veras drawers n boabs yer aunty
noo wherz that numur fur wee rab it strathclde polis hoarse unit,ahhhh here it iz,,aw the .............

17 Feb 2012 14:14:34
Reading in the bun(I know).
Headline
Day 2 in the big brother house a minute buy minute guide to what is happening at Ibroke.


10.15am: Two Rangers fans arrive on Edmiston Drive to vent their fury at owner Craig Whyte. They turn up armed with a huge inflatable sign that reads 'Mr Whyte: We Want Answers'. Half-way through the operation, their generator packs in and the pair have to pack up and go home

What has happened to all the fans getting behind Rangers 2 fans turn up.

Ian(For every £1 Celtic spend Rangers will pay their Creditors 10p)

Rite ah no ed ah shoodnae huv taken thur monie fur the genny bit were aw due a we laff no n agane eh! they cood huv used aw the hoat air cumin oot ae hurry perk tae in flate it bit hey kay sarah...ur viola iz you keep sayin its no that ah selt thum the sign in awe here ye coodnae make it up ed

17 Feb 2012 13:34:22
here ed thank crunchie its fryday!
here ah read frankie boyles collom in the daily rangur,fkn hilarious man he says thit glesga is like a stroke, wan half smiley the uthir hauf frozin,
here ed wee craigo hiz invitit me n sum mates owur tae " the british virgin Islands" where ur they exakly ed?
wee vera waants tae go tae show aff her new vajazzul bit av telt her thit she wid nevur get past passport control! ah mite jist bring ye waan bak ed if yer a really good boay n leave aff the ninja nightie!( that wid leave yebawbagged tae the hilt) mibee naw so al bring ye back a boatul a sumfin,
rite son goat tae dash were aw leavin fae the sarry, me wee craigo,arry' n milan mandrake ( here did he no play fur the tick?) peepul tae dae places tae seeeeeeeeeeee
ahl wave tae ye when ah fly or yer hoose,oors ul be the plane wae the "new asda store openin soon " bannur it the blunt end,so its hee haw fae me.............

17 Feb 2012 13:22:36
......BREAKING NEWS.......

FA CUP FINAL 2012

Rangers FC V Portsmouth FC

Feckn Administration cup final

Lubo25

17 Feb 2012 12:16:54
Keep calm and count the titles.

Bosley.

17 Feb 2012 11:40:15
I hope the police are not wearing their ear muffs on saturday at ipox.From what i have read on the wake their gonna show"the world"(snigger)what a fabulous support they have.This will no doubt involve songs about, a fight over three hundred years ago,a famine which nearly wiped out an entire race of people,ditties reminding us to save the queen and the ever popular billy boys.do they ever sing songs about the team they support? about the many great players that have played for them?any emotional anthems to stir up passions? no.murder and mayhem seem to be at the core of all their chants.at last years league cup final,when we were treated to almost non stop outpourings of bile,the match commander and justice minister praised both sets of fans!I must stress this is not all rangers fans,i have friends who are appalled by this and we have our own problems,but in no way is it the minority at rangers............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - The GB seem to have sorted themselves out 99% of the time and should be congratulated for doing so IMO but I have heard these rumours amongst certain sections of Rangers fans regarding tomorrow's match. Let's hope the decent fans amongst them (who are becoming the majority now) can drown out or self police any potential trouble makers.}

Welcome back agent Green Jhedi

the wee ditty the Ostriches (c) sing about being born under a butchers apron
i never knew so many of the Ostriches (c) where all born at sea

Lubo25

17 Feb 2012 11:26:28
Thought you might like this lads.It says spoof but i'm not sure.

www.thecelticwiki.com/page/Rangers+-+Spoof+Daily+Record+e-mail

Jungle Bhoy

17 Feb 2012 09:55:53
David Murray Operates Tax Scam for years, Sells a bit of the club to Dave King( Wante for huge tax evasion in South Africa)
Sells to Craig Whyte ,Dodges Tax and gets bumped off, Now Milan Mandaric fresh from Tax Evasion trial wants in on the act.Anyone else see a common thread here?

17 Feb 2012 09:05:43
Over on the Duff&Phelps page they posted a link to an e-petition for the taxman to get off their case.

Well lets all get behind this petition for rangers to pay their tax.

submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/21438

Ian(For every £1 Celtic spend Rangers will pay their creditors 10p)

17 Feb 2012 08:40:32
If you go down to Ibrox today
You're in for a big surprise
If you go down to Ibrox today
You'll never believe your eyes.
Cause super Ally has no cash
There's no one left to sing the sash
Todays the day the teddy bears have their pitch nicked

17 Feb 2012 00:33:09
Just when you thought that no post could top Lets join La Liga

over on the Ostriches(c) page a total belter of a post as follows

Just a small question. IF the police are investigating Whyte and it is found that money has been taken. Or fraud has been done. Do we get the 10 points back as surely this would not be Rangers fault if it is found to be fraud

LMFAO

Lubo25

Lmfao.artybhoy

16 Feb 2012 23:57:48
may i put forward the following celtic
plc thought process to move to the
epl first you find friends and play
friendlies (Huddersfield ,Fleetwood Town)
then you request entrance for your
development team to the lower levels
of the Conference and start at the basic
standard moving through the leagues
until such time as you feel you can swap
squads and have your first team playing
i say the championship and your development
squad playing in spl voila we leave the
the plebs behind and play with the
big boys