Celtic Banter Archive December 17 2014

 

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17 Dec 2014 16:54:41
Quite possibly one of the funniest videos ever!!

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Is that stubble on her neck? Jesus, that's the uglier than a bag of frogs!
After watching the Billy No'well video earlier ED, I then watched the 'Ally's Useless' one. Could you stick it up here as I don't have a clue how to.

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Cheers Ed! There's just too many!

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Here Ed Where's Wally is looking terrible is he not!

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Awesome. Somebody shared this a while back and I failed in trying to find it just the other night! My eyes were opened searching for "hermaphrodite webcam rangers".

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Oh Ed thanks a mill for the penny arcade as a asked for this last week a serious folks watch if anyone can CLEARLY TELL as to which GENDER this individual a would be very much obliged! there should be a poll for this one is it a Son of Struth or a Sister of Sevco lmfao! the boobs (poss manboobs) make me think female then they turn during it & the sidebreez's make me think male! there dulcet tones don't help either! ffs no x factor here this is Z factor all the way for ZOMBIE!

ATVB JB7

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17 Dec 2014 19:41:11
The guy on the Sevco "we don't do walking away" and the er "lady" above are pure comedy gold, but the sad part is both must have thought how clever they were and were deadly serious in making these videos, while Billy No Well KNOWS he is taking the urine.
As everyone knows the gap between Celtic and Sevco is massive by the same token Mr No Well is Champions League while these characters are Junior league at best.

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This poor guy has obviously been locked up Jozef Fritzel style and fed nothing but bigoted bile, I feel sorry for the poor chap he is showing the signs of a few missing chromosomes.

In the words of Band Aid does he know it's Christmas time probably not because his Da's got him locked up playing him the battle o Britian against Leeds on repeat.

He needs to get out more and see the world.

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Hilariously funny and spot on.

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18 Dec 2014 18:30:00
Definitely a Celtic fan ripping the piss but does not detract from its funniness.

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18 Dec 2014 23:54:29
Here we F**king goooo haha quality ed. mind this one up on the site a while back but yet no further forward with the gender question lol

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17 Dec 2014 12:21:48
Would anyone else like to get a hold of the stupid little sheet that let of that flare, and give him a good clout round the lug? That's a premeditated act that he new would get Glasgow Celtic in big trouble. WHY? Markie

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Markiebhoys, I'm sure a few folk would love to. These people are that stupid that they don't seem to realise it's the club that gets punished. I wonder what the people round about him/her said when they set it off!

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17 Dec 2014 15:51:39
Think i'm the only 1 who doesn't see what's so bad about setting off a flare lol it's done all the time every weekend all over european leagues but there is never an issue but we set 1 off in the europa league and suddenly it's a crime

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It may just be a flare Gunnie, no harm done, fair enough. But UEFA have rules in place which anybody with half a sober brain know about. Just don't do it.

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17 Dec 2014 16:16:51
Gunnie I'm with you on this one when it comes to flares but I also accept that they are very risky and pretty dangerous and shouldn't be used. It's balls that Celtic have been cherry picked to be punished and other clubs fans get away with it but bottom line is they are banned.

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I agree with Markiebhoy .
I think the problem with someone with a Celtic top letting off a flare at a European Game is that Hugh Dallas has a job with UEFA disciplinary committee.
Other teams seem to get away with breaking the rules but as long as H D has any say we will be punished every time.
I don't think it was solely the flare that caused the problem, I think there was also the question of Celtic fans allowing their heads and arms to be hit by policemen batons, and also Celtic fans breathing in pepper sprayed by police .
Surely Celtic fans should have been well use to this treatment from the Strathclyde Police and should know how to react better.

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I am with Markie 1 less act of idiocy is 1 less person we don't need!

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There was a quite clear picture in the paper during the week, of the guy waving the flare, he was the picture of happiness, reminded me of the look you see on a weans face when they're waving a sparkler about at a bonfire night, can we not have a kindergarder outside for these grown up weans, where they can wave their flares to their hearts content, away from supportes that just want to watch the game, some of the other guys to the side of this person didn't look to comfortable with the fireworks display.

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Are people not getting mixed up a little bit between UEFA and clubs respective FAs? As far as I'm aware UEFA, acting on UEFA tournaments, punish EVERYBODY for such incidents. Did Aberdeen not get hit also? There's no excuses, we get 'dragged' into problems like this enough. Half expecting to see a "f*ck UEFA" banner at the Inter tie now, then suddenly our club are being targeted again.

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That's the thing guys it might be seen to some as just an oversized sparkler, but the fact is you can't light them inside a stadium. I mean the punishment could be no fans allowed for our next away game against inter! Just don't do it! I was wondering to about the guys round about him. Surely one of them could have given him the kick in the stones he deserved. Markie

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18 Dec 2014 03:06:05
I'm not defending it btw just meant I didn't see it as that much of a big deal but of course agree the idiot doing it shouldn't have

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He must have purchased the flare in the country OR, he has broken several aviation laws by transporting dangerous goods without a license. (assuming he flew there). I assume he did not hand carry it through security!
Have they established that he is not a local? Dead easy to put on a football strip then cause problems.

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As I said before there was a good picture of the flare waving cretin in the paper during the week, it should be easy to identify if he's celtic supporter or not, and if he is get him to dip into his pocket to pay the fine or ban him sine die from celtic park.

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I'm sorry, but I fancy her. I wanna marry her! I'm sure it's possible. I love the sideburns! :)

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17 Dec 2014 00:23:53
Here's To You Merry Christmas by Billy No'Well

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Ed you are a very bad man for putting that up, lol . someone nearly owed me a new iPad was sitting this morning having cup of coffee and up pops Craig whyte doing gangnam and half bloody cup landed on it ha pissing myself, cheers for a great start to the day

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17 Dec 2014 10:05:59
As I said on the Sevco thread Billy No Well leaves them all standing, brilliant and no weans toys to help him lol

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It's Christmas and Rankers are the gift that keeps on giving

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