Celtic Banter Archive April 17 2019
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17 Apr 2019 22:40:24
Anyone looking for something to watch on netflix, give I delours a watch. Documentary about the price sisters. Great watch for anyone of a republican persuasion or even if u have an interest.
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{Ed007's Note - There's some cracking films, documentaries & dramas on Netflix, the Miami Showband one and there's a couple about the Hunger Strikes too I'm sure.
But have you heard of bendy water? Behind (Beyond?) The Curve is one of THE most f**ked up things I've ever seen in my life - and I've seen the original and uncut I Spit on Your Grave!!}
18 Apr 2019 00:42:31
Just watched behind the curve, holy Mary mother of God I think my head is going to explode. Had a good laugh at the guy doing keepy uppy with the mallets. I'm going to call him mallet baws π.
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17 Apr 2019 23:31:53
Only time I've heard of bendy water is when the flat earth guy got hold of Griffiths. I've seen the miami showband massacre, they really are a horrible lot. What is the bendy water thing?
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{Ed007's Note - You obviously watched it from your above post ππ Absolutely crazy bams!}
18 Apr 2019 12:03:14
That last one was sent well before the other one. Get yer finger out yer erse.
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{Ed007's Note - I went to bed last night and one of the other eds put it up and then held the second for me.}
18 Apr 2019 12:08:47
Watched the show band one interesting watch ed.
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18 Apr 2019 15:36:39
These people have to be attention seeking right? What about 'crescent moons'? The fact that right now it's night time somewhere? Where do they propose the edge is? Nearly as deluded as a person. FUBAR.
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{Ed007's Note - Oh they've got answers for all your questions, JT. Here I don't believe it btw ππ I just watched a couple of Youtube videos when that guy asked LG about it and then spotted the Netflix show a couple of weeks ago so gave it a watch to see how nuts it was.}
18 Apr 2019 16:37:18
Did u see the guy with the mallets? Playing keepy uppy with a golf ball to keep his mind sharp ππ then the boy that thinks we live in a dome like the truman show, man alive.
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{Ed007's Note - How creepy is the guy about the woman? He's choking for it and she's just making money out the whole thing.}
18 Apr 2019 16:42:06
I've read things and seen the odd clip on facetube too including the Griff one. I'll have to give the doc a watch I might learn something then! Best thing I've seen from their society was a statement saying something like 'There are flat earthers all over the GLOBE'. Mental man.
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{Ed007's Note - What it did make me look up is how different the world is compared to the way maps and globes are made up, the size of countries etc, that was quite interesting and I'm sure that's true lol.}
18 Apr 2019 22:23:23
Just started watching this. Sweet jesus. What people believe in. If I said sth about earth being flat in cork I'd be put into a mental home.
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18 Apr 2019 22:52:23
Hahaha she's playing him like a fiddle, he's like a horny school boy n she's the wee tease.
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17 Apr 2019 18:46:02
Just for a bit of fun, was looking at our 1st team squad and we could name this 11 quite easily before the season ends. Certainly in my time it would be the youngest 11 we have played.
Bain (Age 26)
Ralston (Age 20)
Benkovic (Age 21)
Ajer (Age 20)
Tierney (Age 21)
Burke (Age 22)
Kouassi (Age 21)
Ntcham (Age 23)
Johnston (Age 19)
Edouard (Age 21)
Weah (Age 19)
To think there's still.
Arzani (Age 20)
Perez (Age 20)
Shved (Age 21)
Miller (Age 21)
Hazard (Age 21)
Benyu (Age 21)
Bayo (Age 22)
Henderson (Age 22)
Gutman (Age 22)
Morgan (Age 22)
Hendry (Age 23)
Christie (Age 24)
Simunovic (Age 24)
Toljan (Age 24)
Rogic (Age 26)
Remarkable really when you look at the quality we have at a very young age. The remaining players are over the age of 26 and it's possible as many as 9 could be gone during the summer. I expect Forrest, Bitton, Griffiths, Sinclair, Hayes and Brown to definitely stay.
Forrest (Age 27)
Bitton (Age 27)
Allan (Age 27)
Griffiths (Age 28)
Boyata (Age 28)
Gamboa (Age 29)
Sinclair (Age 30)
Hayes (Age 31)
Izaguirre (Age 32)
Lustig (Age 32)
Mulumbu (Age 32)
Compper (Age 33)
Brown (Age 33)
Gordon (Age 36)
De Vries (Age 38)
With an abundance of quality youth players like Dembele, Oko-Flex, Church, Aitchison, McInroy, etc ready to step up over the next season or 2 it does make for good reading when you consider we are having one of the most successful periods in our history. For all those wishing to throw money away at big names who don't guarantee success just look at the youth we have and tell me we are not a well run club on the right path. Yes we need to improve and we will, we can do it without squandering cash. As someone who struggled to come to terms with they way we were run i am now content with our model. The time will come in the future when we are back at the big boys table and it will be done without selling our souls to the devil.
Hail F'n Hail.
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17 Apr 2019 19:21:40
Excellent post, Stan. I think you would struggle to find many clubs in Europe with a squad as young as that and as you say, weβre in one of the most successful periods in our history.
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17 Apr 2019 19:37:01
And to think Stan youβve not even included my vote for Scottish Player of the Year Callum McGregor.
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17 Apr 2019 19:55:53
. and plenty more good times to come COYBIG. Well spotted Ice Man quite funny as he's my choice too. Although i'd be equally as happy to see Forrest get it.
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17 Apr 2019 20:05:06
And to think Stan weβre paying the wage bill!
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17 Apr 2019 20:15:33
Aye and they can't even pay the Bills wage JFP π.
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17 Apr 2019 15:40:52
I see all the comments below about Ajax. I have another take on things.
I am really in two minds, one positive and one negative.
The positive is obvious, a young skilful team playing great attacking football.
The negative is also obvious, their **** hooligan fans, who cause trouble wherever they go. Sadly, Ajax fans are on a par with Sevco fans, years of hooliganism.
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17 Apr 2019 16:54:57
100% Tim, they're riddled with scumbags.
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17 Apr 2019 16:57:04
Totally agree Tim absolute scumbag club and I can't bring myself to be impressed by anything connected to them.
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18 Apr 2019 08:35:59
I love seeing a club upset UEFA's closed shop. Not Ajax though. Not ever. Their support make Sevconians look like angels.
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18 Apr 2019 09:38:45
I wouldn't class their entire support as **** there is Ajax bars in Nijmegen and Armhem that have Celtic scarves on the walls. Sadly they have an element that are scum, like many clubs.
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17 Apr 2019 15:34:50
I know he used to be one of them but looking at Ajax and how their manager used to work closely with pep at Bayern perhaps we should try get Arteta in as manager no first team experience but must have learned so much at City.
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17 Apr 2019 15:52:54
Ha ha ha, quality ed, no words required for above post πππ.
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17 Apr 2019 16:09:00
We should never be going for ANYBODY that has no managerial experience.
We are to big a club for people to be cutting their teeth in the job.
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18 Apr 2019 10:16:59
He will be getting lined up to take over the reigns at Castle Greyskull.
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17 Apr 2019 14:17:46
I was listening to Alan Brasil on Talksport today: He said that Ajax have something like Β£150m in the bank, because the way they operate. Get the kids playing in the 1st team at 17 then sell them on.
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{Ed007's Note - I think he must have started on the sauce early.
17 Apr 2019 17:18:31
Maybe he's talking about after they sell their best players in the summer.
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