Celtic Banter Archive September 16 2011

16 Sep 2011 22:13:58
Ref part of Tim Ugly and Dims post

16 Sep 2011 18:46:44
Ed007, reading report in Daily Telegraph (I know it was in office room today) but it did a breakdown of Rangers debt, and it compared the famous "spend £5 we will spend£10" quote from Murray.It says Murray spent over £80m in a vain/vane attempt both uses of the word to buy european success.
It then compared celtic's debt to their debt and it calculated that for every £1 Celtic are in debt gers are £25 in debt, if they lose HMRC case the ratio goes to 1/120. Makes you think?
Also saw another article, not telegraph,

its very funny how every time time these papers write something derogatory about celtic they are gutter press lying bast*rds sensationalists etc but when they print something about Rangers it the gods honest truth and the word of god etc make your mind up bhoys lol {Ed007's Note - LOL it makes me laugh how Rangers fans didn't believe anything about money troubles but believed the fabled Jelavic bid stories. Oh how I sat myself and laughed!!! Then I shouted on Moneypenny and guess what....we both had a hearty laugh before phoning friends and family to all have a complete fit of the giggles and laughed the night away on one massive wave of hilarity. It does seems the only people associated with Rangers laughing are the fans. Has glue sniffing or eating lead paint made a comeback?}

You may well laugh ed i know Rangers have money problems but i recall you saying that all the press do is lie and stretch the truth to sell papers you yourself slaged of one of the paper for saying your new player said he was using Celtic as a stepping stone yet i heard it yesterday on espn im not saying its true or untrue all im saying is that if the press stretch the truth to sell papers then we can assume that they may be stretching the truth here. lets be honest i own and operate my own business and the only person that knows anything about my finances for a fact is me lots of ppl can speculate how much i earn or owe but only i know for a fact {Ed007's Note - I never stick up for any newspaper, everything is geared towards sales, no matter what they need to print to sell their rags. I would imagine the tax man, your accountant, bank manager and mortgage advisor know what you earn? Sounds to me as if your business isn't run very well if only you know your earnings, fraud and tax evasion are a crime. My accountant makes sure my finances are all legal and above board. As a businessman then, can you explain why Craig Whyte's signature on a Rangers company cheque is not valid? You would imagine that anyone owning a company would have total control over the finances as is the norm, but not much of Rangers business seems to be run in a conventional manner. If it was judges wouldn't be ring fencing money for fear of any insolvency action against the parent company on the testimony of someone who has been involved in the take over procedure from the very beginning. Self made billionaire? Wealth off the radar?? PPfftt}

The Telegraph was also dealing in facts and figures that are readily available not a sports (ahem) journalist's opinion of a game or player were something controversial has to be written to provoke a reaction

Champions 3 years in a row,during a cash crisis,what the f*** does that say about the manky mob???? {Ed007's Note - It says they were champions three years in a row doesn't it? What cash crisis? I thought it was all made up lies...............}

16 Sep 2011 21:06:52
I for one have to say we actually played not bad last nite bhoys!! Lenny seemed to have learnt a lesson from the Sion game. As the team were set up alot better and for long parts of the game looked like scoring too, Mind this team had a player on who cost £34 Million! Our whole team would be about that give or take. But overall I thought we showed we can do something in this very hard group, remembering that we should be in an easier group too as it was Sion who were in the draw. If we'd have been in it we'd have drawn a lot easier group that's for certain bhoy's.

Keep the faith, Hail Hail

Chrisbhoy67

Celtic played very well last night in an away European game against a very good team. It's just a pity about conceding so early, but there was a lot of progress, compared to Sion. Thought Ki was outstanding. I'll bet the team are raring to go on Sunday - feeling confident we'll win.

16 Sep 2011 20:51:15
Ed007, wee Pat, going to watch "million pound drop" with Mrs T, heard there is a Mr C Whyte and his "partner" Sally on the show tonight, well lets face it anything they win is TAX FREE ha ha Timalloy

Ps wonder if all the bears at Ipox will realise the irony when "penny arcade" is played ha ha {Ed007's Note - Or realise how pathetic it is that they the indulge in that bile? I doubt it though.}

Timbo ahv nevur watchit it in case it wiz a drug deal ?whos the star davo murry

16 Sep 2011 20:11:57
here ed ah goat a nock it the door fae strathclydes finest (kinell if they wur the finest god help the rest eh)
tellin me thit too rangirs supporturs smashid ma windscreen ,bit theyre sayin ah shood huv swerved , kinell ye cannae win ed ,plus thur wiz alkihol involved jist cos ah goat oot n lamped the moothy wan wae ah big srewtap (here remembur thaem ed )
wee veras perty trik iz tae open thum withoot usin hur hauns ( remembur that wan ed it yir hooswarmin.fk wit a nite ,am stull paeyin the fine ed
pp {Ed007's Note - Well Pat, I did tell you a housewarming didn't mean setting it on fire!}

Pat, yes I remember the screwtap, you got your money's worth with them big big bottles. Pat as to your wee "altercation" above there is a beer called Orkney Skullsplitter! LOL Timalloy

Orknie skulslittur here am gaun bak tae hit the othur yin wae that then, here ye widnae waant tae let the wee bottul doon noo wid ye,here they must hiv some rerr times up there then ahd nevur be oot the jaiel ,mind you ah dont dae sae bad here in glesgas ansur tae legoland )posso the amputee capitol ae the wuruld,mind you aw the junkees ur steelin aw the single slippurs oot dolcis,the besterds kreep up behind ye wae thur slippurs ur hush puppies, weer aw easy touchis ed ah tellin ye,the silunt muggurs thats whit thur cauld, mind you ye kin go fur a pint n stull catch thum afore they get tae the roond toll

Here ye widnae waant tae shout oot hey baurmin gies two orknie skull splitturs, hed say hey thats the nites entertanemint,bit here ye kin huv mine bosh,cashewulty nee naw,nee naw ,that we guy wae the hair lip sittin oan the ambulince waants tae chaynge the tune uh?

16 Sep 2011 18:46:44
Ed007, reading report in Daily Telegraph (I know it was in office room today) but it did a breakdown of Rangers debt, and it compared the famous "spend £5 we will spend£10" quote from Murray.It says Murray spent over £80m in a vain/vane attempt both uses of the word to buy european success.
It then compared celtic's debt to their debt and it calculated that for every £1 Celtic are in debt gers are £25 in debt, if they lose HMRC case the ratio goes to 1/120. Makes you think?
Also saw another article, not telegraph, which said Whyte is playing a dangerous game by publicily criticising legal judgements, judges read papers and will not take too kindly to this. Article also went on to say as regards Martin Bain case, Whyte again is tredding dangerous waters, by making comments BEFORE industrial tribunal case. Most sensible employers know to keep quiet until after tribunals so as not to weaken their case.
Looks like biggest earners at Ipox are going to be whyte's lawyers ha ha Timalloy

{Ed007's Note - Evening Tim. Someone posted it late last night:

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/rangers/8765514/Roddy-Forsyth-Craig-Whyte-and-Rangers-paying-heavy-price-for-damage-done-by-Sir-David-Murray.html

Ed007, just saw on newsnow Celtic they are now calling the ex employee of Rangers FC Martin Giolla Bhain ha ha Timalloy
That reminds me, I was in bar last night and this beautiful blonde said to me "humiliate me, humiliate me" so I put a Rangers top on her!! {Ed007's Note - I know Tim, I was talking to them on Twitter earlier lol.}

Here ed ah jist hid big bainny oan the mobie askin fur a tikut fur sunday in the sellik end,bless um amen pp

Ed007, think you better make it plain to Moneypenny just WHO you were talking to, newsnow Celtic, or the blonde in the bar ha ha LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - ;-)

Here ed ma big pal wiz moanin thit as hes in hoaspitul aw he gets iz totties neeps n haggis, fur breaky linch n tea totties neeps n haggus, mind you he is in the BURNS UNIT
,here that nasty bstrd ae acoppur sade if youd swerved ye mite huv missed thum a sade wit huv ye seen the tyres oan ma austin alegro mate thur baldier thin big bainny,oops,ah sade anywaey ah did swerve abit, he sade aye rite intae the que inside the co-op wer they wur gettin servd,so ah eksplaint thit if ah hud huv gon the othir waey ah cood huv ran ower wan ae your lot oan the epavement n ah ran owur hum last week iz it wiz ye kanny pleez aw the peepul aw the time ed ,
plus ah wiz pished,ed kood ye gie me a run tae the sheriff oan mon mate {Ed007's Note - I've block booked you taxis for every Monday Pat, I'm scunnered with bailing you out.}

16 Sep 2011 18:28:24
Tel bhoy 79 some good performances last night ki especially if I was Neil Lennon tell the players just give the ball to big sammy and let him run he can ghost by players as his big race horse legs let him the big man can run amok when he Plays like that I think 2 nil Celtic on Sunday as rangers have not scored against us in the league at ibrox for a while hail hail

16 Sep 2011 16:51:07
I'm fed up with people saying that celtic can't survive without rangers, or we the fans will fade away without old firm games or without the rivalry with rangers. I concede that the sfa and spl would miss the rivalry and money, but we are a bigger club- with a diaspora stretching out all over the world. We are renowned for our style of play and legendary fans. Our club's foundations and history are unique and set us apart from the rest. Like you brothers and sisters I am Celtic through and through! We are not an extension of an entity called the old firm or rfc. Let us make that clear to those who deny us are rightful place of one of the worlds truly magnificent clubs. Belfast bhoy

Dont be silly man the only reason were known all over the world is because of our rivalry. What do u think celtics wage budget would be after no investment came into the SPL at all .... How many tv companies will show Celtic games against st mirren .... how many tv companies will be clambering over to see how many points celtic win the league by this year ... No Gers = no competition, no competition = no interest, no interest = no money

Germinator

16 Sep 2011 15:35:00
Hi Ed
I'd just like to say I know there's a few bigoted rangers supporters out there but most of them are pretty decent so I think they should put the text for tommy on the big screen at halftime on Sunday I'm sure they would makes lot of money

CelticBhoy1967 {Ed007's Note - It would be a nice gesture but would it be worth the risk during a derby game?}

Yeah your right if Celtic are winning rangers supporters would be in the huff
CelticBhoy1967

Well im bear thats txt in twice. dont think it should be put on during the game as u never knwo hat the scenario could be but id defo have it up there during the warm up or what would be really nice would be to have Sir (sorry cant believe that aint his title) Walter put out a wee message afore the game. If there is one person the idiots in our support will listen to its him pretty sure if he was asked he woudlnt refuse.

Germinator {Ed007's Note - I was going to suggest that, or even a note from Smith along with an advert in the programme?}

Rangers fan in piece i had a lot of respect for Tommy burns and your right they should do the text for Tommy on the big screen it was a shame when he tragically died i remember it well it was the the day after rangers being in eufa cup final i remember waking up getting told it was horrible that happened

They should advertise this on the screens.

End of.

daviet

16 Sep 2011 14:08:03
Should b a good game on sunday think ally will attack your lot and gers wil win two one ps think it would b great to hear txt for tommy at ibrox on sunday think it would b a step in the rite direction.W.A.T.P. nicky

I wouldn't like to predict the score personally, both teams have blown hot and cold at times this season. If Jelavic doesn't play then it'll harm our chances majorly. Looking forward to it though, I love the first OF game of the season! I have a funny feeling there will be at least 1 red card as well

nr85

16 Sep 2011 11:29:26
Good Morning Ed007, Timalloy here, so good they named me Twice ha ha. Got morning free as course in afternoon.
Anyway, thought game panned out as we all thought, silly defensive mistakes costing us again. Big Sammy played OK, some negative thoughts from some Celtic fans last night, come on bhoys, we are Celtic, faithful through and through, its them mob down govan way who go slinking away when the going gets tough, remember it was us Celtic fans who first came up with Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio as all the bears disappeared early from games, going back to the old Jungle and their song was "the Rangers end is empty, the Rangers end is empty with HALF AN HOUR to go"
We will be there on Sunday, cheering another victory. Oh and Tony and co, what goes around comes around, your turn is coming hail hail Timalloy
PS just saw post above from Neil T, good luck mate
Daviet makes you look silly now eh? {Ed007's Note - To be fair to Davie Tim, Neil has mentioned once that he was ill. I don't think he would have liked people taking it easy on him because of that, he can handle himself in the bantering.}

Ed007, you know me I wind up people all the time, I give it, I take it. But I dont Pretend I am something I am not, maybe I am misjudging daviet, Tony we know loves winding us up but he does it openly. this other character has two faces which I dont like. Anyway enough said. We are all judged by our own actions. hail hail Timalloy the bhoy who always leaves his name {Ed007's Note - I'm sure Davie will answer you :-)

Hey see that duviet is he a 10 ur 12 tog'here weeveras jist goat wan ae thaem memury foam pillas last nite,n wen she wiz gettin bak intae the bed it eftur a singul fish it sade" fknell no you three agane ! "
she sade tae me wiz that you/" ah sade naw its yir memury foam pilla hen thits gien it large,so she set Aboot it ,
here am gettin up it the crak ae lunchtime afore she wakes n stauns the sheets up aganst the waa fur an airin nae danger,
noo where did ah pit that kamafladge jaiket thit a brote hame 3 weeks ago,
any ideas ed {Ed007's Note - Have you tried 'the pawn'? Famous folk's stuff always gets a few quid.}

Here you wits aw this course stuff we canae huv peepul like you lettin the tims doon so pit that book doon sun n come an paey homage tae st swally day who wiz nightit fur bein a bevvy merchint,godbless hur /him/it/
n aw who sale in her amen,
last in the sarry paeys the tax bill,hee haw,here ed ah luv fridaeys its the only day ae the week thit ye kin get blooturd withoot a pang ae gilt
pp of the pps bit withoot the s (wtf)

Here saggy baws dae ah detekt ah rare bit ae sarkasm in yir dulset tones this evenin edski?????????? {Ed007's Note - Me Pat?? Never!}

Good then lends a score then ! {Ed007's Note - Bolt!}

Evening wee pat, thanks for cheering us up after last night, never mind roll on Sunday! Hey pat was there not a song about duvets called Duvet, Duvet, Do!
Timalloy

Mr Alloy

It was a question I needed to ask given the similar veins of your messages (you know, the lies about porofanites, etc)

I've asked repeatedly for examples but, alas, none have been forthcoming.

However given the assurances by your Ed I apologise for the accusation.

daviet

ps why on earth would I foolish re NeilT? You want me to patronise the fella? sheesh...

16 Sep 2011 10:16:24
Morning Ed, I thought team played OK in patches last night, Samaras was passable, but game passed by young Forrest, for gers game, bring back Brown and team up Stokes and Hooper.Drop Loovens, dont like him and put Mulgrew in there with Wilson and put ElKhadrouri back at left back. I would also play Commons instead of forrest, win midfield then bring the pace of Forest and Bangura on when they tire.
This will be my last post for a couple of weeks, go into hospital for big op next week.
I have enjoyed these pages, brought some smiles back into my life at this hard time. Hail hail Neil T {Ed007's Note - I hope everything goes well Neil, and I'm sure I speak for all the regulars when I say that. You take care, and God bless mate}

Yeah Neil T all the best mate hope everything works out and hope to hear from you in a couple of weeks,will keep my eyes peeled for your next post;0)MACCA

Good luck mate, hope to see you back on soon.HH

Mark

YNWA Neil

DazzaBhoy

Get well soon Neil.
Ben Bhoy 1916

Good luck mate
take care of ur self
CFC1888
YWNA
HH

Gd luck m8 n get well sn

Good luck to you neil, hope you get well soon, all the best mate.

Best of luck Neil.

Keep us posted

daviet

16 Sep 2011 07:57:03
Hi Ed first time poster been reading for a while

After watching the game last night the starting team on beachball Sunday has got to be
Forster
Matthews Wilson Mulgrew El Kaudouri
Brown Ki Kayal Ledley
Hooper Stoke
Hopefully stokes is fit

CelticBhoy1967 {Ed007's Note - Welcome to the site.}

16 Sep 2011 02:05:34
Sion's ladies team would have put up a better show against Athletico.....This a prime example why the LOSING side in the qualifying rounds should not proceed further in the competition.....Embarrassing to say the least.......Atletico could have held a barbecue and played musical chairs in their penalty box and still have won with ease.......Be prepared for the same on Sunday.....Ha! Ha!

Waster back to your own bankrupt site mug

Your mob don't possess players like Falcao, Turan and Diego, therefore our game last night will make sunday a walk in the park!

Incidentally how did the world beaters Malmo and Maribor get on last night?

DazzaBhoy

Laugh Out Loud..are you comparing your soon to be bankrupt mob to Atletico...so funny ! Maybe sell some of your superstars them and get some cash in the coffers for Smarty Marty Bain, £35m for big kyle ha

Celtic were playing a REAL football team last night , there was no expectation that we would win , but after losing a bad early goal we settled down , and were well in the game up till the 2nd goal , we certainly didn't disgrace ourselves or our country , Malmo and Maribor were both humped by teams who Rangers would consider to be smaller clubs than themselves , so its not all doom and gloom at Celtic , we'll leave that to Rangers .

FFS!

At least try an wind them up properly.

Have a good think and come back with something more

I don't want to be tarred with you own stupidity brush...

daviet