Celtic Banter Archive May 16 2012

16 May 2012 23:47:03
Looks like Mr Green can just use any billions he aquires to pay the bills now..don't you just hate when that happens :-)

16 May 2012 21:05:03
BBC documentry 23 of may ! phone hacking of celtic directors allegedly

....where do you lot get this crap? It's just one rumour after the other. Your desire to make up sheer fabrication knows no bounds!!

TTG

Wow, that cant be true, because i just cant think or believe that they had someone hack the phone, how could they have done this? if its true then i would go and see what the former director of them AJ(i think) was doing with the spl, cause with every thing now coming out they have to open every door which has any connection to rangers.

ed any thoughts or is it just the a made up thing? and do you know or think they should investigate every thing that has a connection to rangers? {Ed007's Note - I need to be careful here, I have already outed Craig Whyte on here as a shape shifting reptilian (have you ever seen him blink?). I have said too much already, have a look on here:

www.talkconspiracy.co.uk/

This rumour started because of Petric.He,it is claimed,was happy with the Celtic offer then rangers upped it.The surprise was how they knew the Celtic offer.Me? Think it's a story.............green jhedi

Green Jhedi,

Is that not why there are agents...to get the best deals for their clients? Or was it different back then regarding agents etc? I was only a pup when he signed for Rangers so ain't too sure how it worked back then.......

TTG {Ed007's Note - 'a pup'..... Hamilton nedism I suspect ;-)

So far everything else has been true.

Ttg "Your desire to make up sheer fabrication knows no bounds!" this coming from a rankers fan, come on really? have you not seen your own fans or yourself for thaat matter. WAKE UP, your club have been shown for what they are and that is....CHEATS!! and when you see somthing good about your club yous go insain trying to convince others that it is true or are you trying to convince yourselfs its true? for when you hear somthing good your all for it and braging and then the next hour not even day it turns out its was wrong.

People saying how could they do it but if notw can do it then others can. Not saying its true but it is possible.

@TTG; Not sure myself mate,but i seem to remember there was anger from Celtic when the deal collapsed.As i say i doubt very much it is true............green jhedi

16 May 2012 19:52:34
There's a programme on sony tv at 8.00pm called (hustle), could this be the rangers one somebody below mentioned?

16 May 2012 19:41:50
no hooper in england team my bhoys are gutted but atleast i get to support any one against them got my france sweden ukraine flags 2quid each from sports d===ct hopefully its all i need ,jodrok

16 May 2012 16:54:07
Does anybody fancy mischa barton,.,.kbarry

Dont think shes big enough to be the big powerful striker we are after, Although she could probably play defence and distract the opposition!

Oh wait you dont mean fancy her for celtic ... doh my bad.

Evinguu

What position (keep it clean)
DB77

Is she related to Joey Barton ?

Here ed ah wont huv ah bad wurd sade aganst wee joey (iz he liked me tae call um
) hey heez the best ride since wee sally

DB77 - Left Back....... in the bedroom!

Evinguu

16 May 2012 17:06:47
Dalglish has been sacked at Liverpool.

Jungle Bhoy.

16 May 2012 17:00:03
rite ed last thing thit weel say oan this wiz she wiznae she thing,
! ranjurs dont huv accontints.... but if they did?
b wumin canny coont so there end offff,seen vera?

Hoi Pat...are you saying wumin canny coont?? Mrs E

@Mrs E; You saying Pats not a "new man"? I had him down as a metro sexual myself...........green jhedi( putting my tin hat on for the wee mans retort!) {Ed007's Note - Is that someone who has sex on buses?}

Green Jhedi..he'll be away looking up what that means lol.

Ed007, I think that is still very much frowned upon even in this open minded day & age.

Mrs E

NAW MRS E Am sayin note only kin they no coont bit they canae cook>
here your soundin a bit feisty the nite hen,pat likes that wae hiz slaves

Metro sensual,huvin sex wae a papur,your disgustin jedo
then agane it wid depend oan the papur ah supoze,then thur wid be the qwestyin ae consent otherwise it cood be metro rape,here jedo ad luv tae get mrs e in a papur,av goat a speshul semi kept in re3serv fur hur, coz ah no its only a maetur ah time afore she submitts tae ma cherms,so fkn hurry up mrs e av goat beer tae drink in the sarrie the nite,
see av still goat that auld silvur tung eh,
that remines me ahl huv tae gie it a we scrape next munth,mibee wae mrs e's stuletoe?

Ah like a wumin thit frowns that means sheez no hud thaem radox jags oan hur napper,
plus the lines oan a wumins face tell a wee story...
thit it needs ironin....
here we veras coopin looks like ah waashin board,
here E mibee we cood dae ah wee swaperoonie wae yur man n vera
(wae mibee a wee cash cunsidurashun gaun ma waey tae evun it oot)

16 May 2012 15:03:47
I think we need a GK, back up LB, experience CB, a LW, an AM and a target man FW.

Hopefully we sign Fraser Forster (GK).

Players I'd like to see us look at are Ryan Bertrand from Chelsea, a CB with European and International experience, Markus Henriksen from Rosenborg. What about a gamble on Alessandro Del Piero on a free?

We need a tall FW like Jordan Rhodes.

Del Peiro really? silly season already, think we will have to be a bit more realistic, remember this is real life and not football manager.

Del Piero would be a non starter, at his age he will be looking for a mega bucks deal in a hot country without the risk of being nailed by a mc'culloch. johnbhoy79

Talk is that he wants to play in the epl.

16 May 2012 13:17:13
i would love to see hooper get a call up as my bhoys are celtic and england fans ,to have hooper on the back of the tops would just make it bearable to buy them 4 them he deserves a chance but down here its sponsers who run the show and not that puppet they have just got

How the hell has carrol got in and hooper hasn't :D

and also john ruddy ahead of forster :D he's kept about 2 clean sheets this season ffs

On the plus side tho,it means i can focus on Anyone But England when they play in the Euros.

Jungle Bhoy.

Im thinking maybe clean sheets in the spl are prob overlooked. Ruddy has been excellent playing in a better league, pretty straight forward to me.

Engerland will get humped right royally. I dont dislike the England team and I have some respect for a few of their players. Not least the Roo but strikers are not their strong point at the moment and Hoops could easily have done a job; and he deserves his chance.We could ask how many English strikers have scored in European club football this season, precious few is the answer. That's a better way to judge if a player is up to it. Just a small cause and effect exercise given precedence over the usual anti-Scottish football sentiments which predominate when a players performance in Scottish football is mentioned. Sopot Celt

16 May 2012 12:28:13
Ed, I see you were saying that you did no believe anything happened down at Ibrox as reported when the Celtic buses stopped. There is videos all over twitter and youtube showing a can being thrown at the security staff at ibrox. For info, the regularly stand outside the main door. 'Tiny' as she is known was hit but don't think any injuries were sustained. Ian Durrant's son was even talking about it on twitter too. I thought you woudl have at least condemned the supporters for going down to Ibrox . It was always going to end one way IMO. {Ed007's Note - Oh well, if it was on Twatter it must be true!!!! So if Twatter says the woman was hit and the news and police say she wasn't, what one would you believe?}

Ed, don't know if you mis-read my comment. There is VIDEOS showing a can being thrown at the security staff. Not sure if it was reported to the police but it was also on STV news website as well. Still can't believe you are condoning an organised Celtic Supporters Club going to Ibrox to celebrate their first title win in 4 years. Don't you think that was a little bit stupid? {Ed007's Note - I am not condoning anything so don't try and twist my words. There is just that many versions of events who is to say what happened and what didn't? The CCTV around Ibrox will hopefully let the police know of anyone doing anything untoward. Anyone caught breaking the law deserves to be punished. But half a dozen stories spun into one doesn't make it true. So as it stands, 'Tiny' the accountant that isn't a Rangers fan was working at Ibrox on a Sunday at 4 pm, she borrowed a Rangers coat and then wasn't hit with anything but needed stitches after being hit with jelly and ice cream and a can of lager from a bus that doesn't have windows that would open far enough to allow you to throw anything? That's where I am up to following Rangers fans take on it all......Anyone anything else to add?}

A link to these you tube vids might help.Also ibrox is covered with cctv,it must be on there? Not a thing in the press? Hmm...........green jhedi

Who cares...a couple of boozed up fans stopped at ibrox. SO WHAT ??

When rangers won the league at Killie last season the players 'celebrated' by mocking Sammy's penalty ! We seen who had the last laugh with that one. This was your players not some boozed up supporters. Now go away and take your evidence to the proper authorities and demand a full scale investigation.

Look at Davie r's original post.

".yesterday after finishin work my fiancee left work ...lol she is an accountant believe it or not!

"He said she was an accountant but now they are saying she is a tea lady/tour guide.Which one is it?They have been pushing some guys picture on FB,etc and saying it was him.If he is innocent then this guy is going to be targeted all through lies.Shocking!If incident did happen then i would be first to condemn it,but we don't go on sites telling everyone everytime when the Celtic Shop staff get assaulted by Gers fans which has happened a lot more than 1 alleged incident at Ibrox.

Jungle Bhoy.

Right with u ed this story has more twists than a m.night symalan (spelling) movie.

OP. in your opinion? your opinion sounds quite bias towards our supporters as no one has been charged with anything and policed are not looking into anything.post a link of this so called incident if there is one and let us see these so called perpetrators for ourselves and if true someone on here might know them and could help. now where have i heard that old saying innocent until proven guilty recently wonder where that was again,kb-bhoy

Aw right it's okay for Celtic fans to stop at Ibrox to celebrate winnign the league but Rangers players can't celebrate in Ibrox in form of their own fans. You are crazy man. Do any of you know why they would want to celebrate to an 'empty' Ibrox as you have said it was on a Sunday at 16:00 ? Bit stupid eh ?

If you look in the video you will see people standing at the doors of Ibrox.The initial reports were someone needed stitches to a head wound but not one of the three people at the door were holding their heads.This only confirms the story is utter BS and they can't stand our fans celebrating anywhere.Wish their club would hurry up and die.

Jungle Bhoy.

16 May 2012 15:29:07
The only video on you tube that shows the fans outside Ibrox shows no cans being thrown.There are three people standing at the doorway so if anyone got hit then there would be 2 witnesses there and people across the road not too mention the cars that were passing and the police would have been called to the scene.Check it out yourselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SYAKe_bQ-Y

Jungle Bhoy.

Ed, I can understand where you are coming from not wanting to believe it but this woman who was hit is no accountant. She stands on the door and has been there for many a year. I seen the videa as the idiots that done it put it on youtube then removed it. There is also still pictures of them on twitter which I assume you don't use. For info, they were not on the bus. The buses were parked and the supporters had got off to celebrate. They were doing a huddle then they broke from the huddle. As they did, one idiot threw the can. I never seen anythign else being thrown. Will see if I can find the still pics on twitter. The guy from STV reported it and put a link to a story from their site. Will see if I can find that also. {Ed007's Note - I am only going with what Rangers supporters on here have said. All totally different stories.}

The original post was a guys wife who was an accountant! So we assume somebody is lying........green jhedi

16 May 2012 07:25:26
can i just start the day off with do the right thing today up at hampden today and punish this mob for ther wrong doing if this punishment does not stick its a taste of things to come .