Celtic Banter Archive March 16 2012

16 Mar 2012 22:27:02
No problem Taco mate, unlucky with your bets, only a bit of fun at the end of the day. The best racing festival isn't far away now, Aintree. Can't beat the National. Agree with the post on Lennon he's suffered so much abuse its unreal, I don't know how he has coped tbh, been didgusting some of the stuff he's had to put up with.
JFT96
Smithy

Cheltenham festival is the pinnacle of jumps racing mate. the National is a great event - but the Gold Cup is really the biggest one to win - all involved in racing will say the same thing.

16 Mar 2012 21:22:32
american consortium wanting to buy rangers are going to run a one off competition to raise funds. with a final held in the states at one of the NFL stadiums. to be called the begging bowl.

16 Mar 2012 19:51:26
Just seen a post on the Admin site about referee Steve Conroy quitting , you'll never guess who is to blame for this and the slow downward spiral of Scottish football . It made me start to wonder Ed , in my 40 years watching football I am wracking my brains to think of a more hated figure than Neil Lennon . The man is a rock as far as I'm concerned the crap he has taken since he signed for us is unbelievable . Murderers get more compassion than him . God the man has been at court all week facing two muppets who plotted to kill him , wouldn't wish that on anyone . Sorry about the rant but some things you read about him isn't banter it's just bile.........DH {Ed007's Note - Exactly mate, it just shows how small minded and pathetically petty some people are.}

Can't say too much about the court case of course, but the fact that these cases are taking place at all shames scotland. i hope neil has a great day on sunday.

16 Mar 2012 18:02:59
Didn't do great in the Gold Cup today, but very well on the other races which is nice and I've come out of the festival with a nice profit. Cheers Taco on welcoming me to Celtic, although the only Paradise I know is Anfield ;-) I'm definatly going to come up for a game in the not to distant future, its just finding the right time. Have a good weekend everyone and best of luck in your Cup Final, hope you will all be celebrating.
JFT96
Smithy

Your welcome smithy, but paradise is celtic park:D....and you're more than welcome in my company, any time you want to come up;)

cheltenham was a stinker for me this year. £153 return today...well down, worst CF ever:(, but hey, f*** it, the lovely missus jst went out and got me another 6 cans lol!

all the best smithy....cheers for the mention, and like i say, you're more than welcome up here


taco

16 Mar 2012 16:28:19
Apparently there are some fans, who are contributing 1p to the Rangers
Fans fighting Fund via Paypal, it costs 20p to administer every payment
this way so effectively the RFFF is LOSING 19pence every transaction,
who could possible be doing this? naughty naughty! Timalloy
PS Please DO NOT pass this on to even
more Fans of whichever club......

Was a lovely idea but apparently for payments less than 20p they only charge that amount to process, i.e if you pay 1p they only charge 1p so any1 doing so will just be giving 1p directly to paypal

Mikey Bhoy

Lets all donate 21p then lmao

Mikey Bhoy

sorry but you are incorrect
paypal deduct 20p on any transaction no matter how much is donated/paid.
so as the original poster pointed out
if the donation is 1p then it would show as 1p donation in fund but balance on fund would show -20p charge and that would in the end be costing the fund 19p each transaction of 1p

16 Mar 2012 13:15:38
a think if you get the treble and i think its a stick on neil lennon will deserve all the plaudits he gets , he was under a lot of pressure 4 months ago so fair play to the guy for turning it around and it says a lot about the guy , tedbear

16 Mar 2012 11:00:32
All members of the SFA to be indited by UEFA if Rangers F.C are found guilty of dual contracts with bringing game into disrepute by knowingly and deceitfully consenting to let member clubs participate in competitions under illegally gained co-efficient. with their full knowledge. Ogilvie Lawwell and Riley are likely to come under special scrutiny as there Club sides are believed to be the main benefactors of the alleged incident to the sum of £200 million other clubs believed to be involved are Hearts of Midlothian Dundee and Motherwell there is also the strong likelihood of a Government Inquiry into a possible case for racketeering and a proceeds of crime case being sought

Rubbish.

Lol!!
where id you make this ninsense up?
lawell and riley under scrutiny, celtic a main benefactor....WTF?!

do you even know what this is about? ogilvie, yes, but do you think if lawell or reilly knew about these dodgy contracts, they would just keep schtoom?

this is probably the most outrageous post i've read on here lol!!


taco

Come on, don't laugh at him. the poor wee sowell's breaking his heart. it's driven him half mad, next few weeks should finish the job. lol.

16 Mar 2012 10:29:11
Any truth in the rumour that WEE PAT isin fact CHA-DU-RI?

RP {Ed001's Note - Cha's English is far better......}

16 Mar 2012 06:52:32
Morning Harry from South Africa.with not being in Scotland withh al this rangers malarkey going on and only internet to keep me informed i'm abit lost! This Jelly and Ice Cream slogan what is it about? Now i see there is another one Jelly Tots and Cream Can any Bhody fill me in(and not in the slang manner)lol Regards HArry

Not sure of the name of the original tune (you'll probably have heard it being sung anyway) though it's all based on 'silly-balls':
"hav-ing-a-par-tee-when-rain-jurs-die" and then add any party-themed phrase with the same sillyballs e.g. jel-lee-and-ice-cream... tail-on-the-don-key... dance-in-the-streets-when.. and so on, have a go yourself! Wehay!

Turaloo!
RP

16 Mar 2012 04:35:40
Just heard that RFC just been awarded a grant from the National Lottery as they contribute a lot to the Ibrokes community!

Ive just heard the arabs are comin , it might no be true , but what if , what if , a lotta bums are gony be squeekin a think , enjoy your cup final anyway , just hope inverness give you a good game , squeeeeeek ,tedbear

Tedbear all your posts are the same talking about squeaky bums

Talking out of your bum inverness are not in the final, billybhoy

15 Mar 2012 23:59:38
has anyone ever questioned murray as to WHY he sold rangers for a quid?

we were told that lloyds were happy with the loan terms, and that the debt had been reduced greatly, from around 60m down to 18m in the space of what, 4 years?
so with that kind of performance, rangers would have been debt free by the start of next season.

murray also said that the tax case was nothing to worry about, and that he practically guaranteed they would have no case to answer....so why sell, why so desperate to go that he reduced his asking price 4 times, from 24m, to 10m, to 6m, to 3m......and then sold for the price of a bombay bad boy!

this 'knight of the realm' is turning out to be one of the biggest shysters ever known....the truth will come out one day, but i wouldn't hold my breath on his scottish media lapdogs reporting it


taco {Ed007's Note - It would be interesting to know who recommended Ticketus as a company that could help Whyte.}

Not only recommended ticketus Ed, but he must have actually endorsed the sale to them for whyte to get the money.
put it this way, if i was to phone ticketus tomorrow and say that i own Celtic, and i want to mortgage off 40m of season tickets, i would imagine the response to be 'who the f@ck is this guy?' and then contact Celtic to confirm if i did indeed own the club....they certainly wouldn't say 'ok, where do you want the money...in your lawyers account...sure' lol!!


taco

Are you really taco? where do I sign to give you the 40 mil?? lol

Thats a fair point you make. No company/investment group/bank these days in their right mind would issue a loan of 24 mil to someone or a company without fool proof watertight guarantees about how they are going to get the money back. If this isnt the case i can see a fair few folk losing their jobs at octopus!

There is no way that i can see that some form of guarantee was not made from rangers pre whyte/white whatever. That he would be the custodian of the club.

I have also found the date that all was signed sealed and delivered from murray to whyte the 6th MAy the day that the tribunal ended for that round, i still think there is something in this date to come about but cant quite place what yet. Mybe im wrong though.

Evinguu

Yeh Evinguu, it's really me...honest....so it's a deal? lol!

it would appear to be harder to get a contract mobile phone than a loan from ticketus!

another interesting thing is that one of whytes 'business' associates is also a director of octopus, who own ticketus, which would, in theory, mean that whyte has somehow loaned himself money, and secured it against rangers assets. so not only is he due the 18m loan back, but also the 24m lol! you couldn't make this up


taco

If you owned celtic taco son and phoned ticketus to mortgage off 40mil worth of season tickets theyd tell you they wanted to check your turnstiles first , youv a cup final comin up but cant get rangers out your head , hope st mirren give you a good game anyway son , squeek squeek , tedbear

Change the record little mouse....that one's been attempted, and there are no bites lol


taco

Saturday 17th March Dundee Utd v Rangers .... Saturday 4th August Rangers v Dundee (if your lucky) Thread Bear , could possibly be East Stirlingshire .