Celtic Banter Archive June 16 2011

16 Jun 2011 22:38:52
i have heard from a really good source that seb larssons agent has held talks with celtic representatives.
i have a freind who works for the press and has heard thats all the talk.
please take this as the truth is he is usually really good for all types of news before its in the paper.
personally would love to see him here
1888 {Ed007's Note - His wage demands are supposedly astronomical,, but he is a quality player}

Agree with you on this ed007 love to see him in a rangers shirt but there three hopes of that happening some hope no hope and bob hope big rab by the way

Wtf is seb larsson

I hear Liverpool are baulking at his wage demands, so cant see him up here unless he's on holiday.........

16 Jun 2011 22:19:38
Celtic view... I also said last week Kasper Schmeicel IS high on Celtic's wanted list and took some abuse from Leeds fans.
Paul Robinson was an option but Lennon not convinced.
Noel Hunt still possible but Shane Long is still first choice.
McFadden WILL NOT be at Parkhead next season.

Dan The Man

TO DAN THE MAN, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING
SHANE LONG IS STILL FIRST CHOICE YOU SAY

Q: BAYERN MUNICH OR CELTIC HMMMMMMMMM
HARD ONE FOR SHANE LONG TO ANSWER LOL

Might be a bit harder than you think. is he going to start games, learn the language and adapt to the culture easily? maybe not!
Maybe he signs for a team he likes and knows he will start, know the lingo and culture, albeit for a bit less dough!

not really so cut and dried after all then mate eh?

16 Jun 2011 21:44:09
wheres the guy that said nolan was signing hahaha
with rather go to west ham 2nd league in england than the 2nd best team in scotland FACT

He would go to championship over you lot too pal! west ham paying him more cash than newcastle were.

Laughing at stuff like that is a bit previous considering no-one through your doors yet!! wonder who mr whyte will manage to get on his jet? probably robbie winters but he would need to take a wage cut

16 Jun 2011 21:27:28
Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Clyde on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Celtic have lost again."
The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's quarter to five."


Tonydom

16 Jun 2011 21:03:12
one for you guys

What's the difference between a Rangers fan and a sperm?

A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - I'm not even allowed to use it with a * in it Tony}

Hey Ed if one black guy calls another black guy the N word that is ok so if one rangers fan calls another rangers fan the H word or refers to himself with the H word why should that not be ok too

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Tony mate, I don't understand it myself, but honestly, the bosses have told me it is actually illegal, they have been warned about it when it was just the English boys doing it all. It does seem petty to me also but rules are rules}

16 Jun 2011 20:48:19
ref

I have to say that I do not like a lot of the postings from Tonydom.

His postings are not sectarian in nature as some people have claimed. However, insulting a section of Celtic fans as people of "low level of intelligence and obvious ignorance" is bang out of order.

Insults of this nature are in my opinion, equally as bad as sectarian comments.

Tonydom is on this website to have a go at Celtic supporters, there is no doubt of that. He tries to dress it up as banter, it is not, it is abuse, and in this instance it is derisory to Celtic supporters intelligence.

He thinks he will get away with it becuse it's not sectarian, but the content of his postings are intended to cause offence.

Quite a sneaky chap - but we know what you're upto.

K

thanks for that m8 but i dont have the intelegence to disguise my posting with me what you see is what you get. if i wanted to be offensive i could think of worse things to say. there is nothing sneaky about me every thing i say is intended to get a reaction from the celtic fans but only as banter.

a few weeks ago celtic fan posted that celtic shop was told to order extra no 8s and letter V Ed sugested 8 was for hooper shirt but asked for ideas on what the V was for i suggested that as boruc could be returning it could be for his shirt V = Vagina

celtic fan replies on post that i should change my name from Tonydom to Comdom and maybe i would get close to a Vagina i found this bloody hillarious did not take offence as this is a Bloody Banter Page

bit long winded but hope i have made a point

Tonydom alias Comdom

16 Jun 2011 18:53:41
"i wish you guys out there that refer to me in a derogatory manner would sign of with a name because when i reply to your rants in a manner that shows your low level of intelligence and obvious ignorance i would hate to think educated people like Paddybhoy and Shaunybhoy mistakenly thought i was referring to them

come on boys don t be shy i can t hurt you I m on the other end of a computer


Tonydom {Ed007's Note - I've said that before, it helps the banter flow if you have a name to reply too, it also helps build up an identity for others to see your views and how you look at things}"
---------------------------------------------------

I have to say that I do not like a lot of the postings from Tonydom.

His postings are not sectarian in nature as some people have claimed. However, insulting a section of Celtic fans as people of "low level of intelligence and obvious ignorance" is bang out of order.

Insults of this nature are in my opinion, equally as bad as sectarian comments.

Tonydom is on this website to have a go at Celtic supporters, there is no doubt of that. He tries to dress it up as banter, it is not, it is abuse, and in this instance it is derisory to Celtic supporters intelligence.

He thinks he will get away with it becuse it's not sectarian or bigoted, but the content of his postings are intended to cause offence.

Quite a sneaky chap - but we know what you're upto.

K

You are mostly right m8 i do come on these pages to have a go at Celtic fans but trust me only for a bit of banter i give it out i also do a tony mobery and take it on the chin when i get it back as i have said before i may refer to Celtic club as glasgow Septic, Celtic fans as Jungle Jims, etc but only in the context of a bit of banter, if you look down some of these posts you will see i have refered to ibrox as castle grey skull myself and fllow rangers supporters as current buns again in the context of banter, and also if you care to take a look at some of the posting refering to rangers fans as scum, the unwashed, rats, etc i dont take offence to this and these comments are made to offend.

the only thing that offends me is sectarianisim, i may love the Glasgow Rangers but i love my wife more and she is a RC yes one of yous married someone from the darkside.


correct me if im wrong Ed but i thought this was the celtic banter page is it solely for celtic fans or can anyone join in

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Anyone is more than welcome, it is the whole point of the site, I'd like to think that people can see it is only banter, using words and terms which could probably be even described as "childish". The reason I was asked to do this was because I know where to draw the line with being offensive. I do not take offence at being called a Tim, me and my friends use it freely to describe each other etc. The only thing I can't post is the H word, it is actually illegal for some reason as the origins of the word were a very proud and noble race in ancient times. Everything else is left to my discretion and I would like to think I am fair and quite lenient about it. There is more to the site than just the banter page, with news, sightings etc and I hope to add more stuff when time allows. This is a hobby to me and I enjoy it thoroughly, so unless your post is offensive/sectarian and it passes the site and my guidelines it will be posted. Maybe some people should lighten up and enjoy that we are trying to break the mould from sites that have been highlighted in the media. There was no front pages in the rags about us not allowing "keyboard warriors" to issue threats and gloat over things. As long as people post and want my opinions I will be here, no matter what team they support. It is all of your site as much as mine as without you it wouldn't be here, all your input is greatly appreciated by myself personally and every other Ed. You guys do know that there are fans from a lot of EPL teams visit the CFC/Rangers sites, should they be "barred" too? I do a lot of work on the Man Utd site, with the same attitude and get a lot of good feedback. I will continue to post what I know at the time and if it makes anyone post replies then I have succeeded in getting people thinking and spurned into action}}

K to be fair tonydom did say some not all . theres good guys and not so guys but i no what you mean but imo those who leave there name handle etc tend to be sensible and want a bit of banter those who break the rules should be kick off all club and banter pages on this site imo big rab by the way no need for sectarianism in life or on this site. every one i no is sick of the nonsense but its for the good guys to make sure it gos away once and for all

You're not wrong K, but he takes whatever is thrown back at him from what I've seen. Don't misunderstand my post last night, I don't wanna join any Tonydom fan club but I don't wanna see anyone leave this site who does contribute to some decent debates with the odd FACT (seems popular in caps) thrown in with the jibes.

Take the punches, throw some harder ones back, if Tony's a big boy he'll take em on the chin, just like Aunt Sally will have to do next season. Lenny will have him on the ropes by Xmas.

Shaunybhoy

Ref

His postings are not sectarian in nature as some people have claimed. However, insulting a section of Celtic fans as people of "low level of intelligence and obvious ignorance" is bang out of order.

im sory if this offends you m8 but a section of celtic fans are of "low level of intelligence and obvious ignorance" just as a section of Rangers fans are too would you call the morons that burn poppies, sing sectarian vile (both sides) and send neil lennon bombs and bullets through the post well educated level balanced people who are a credit to our clubs I Dont

Tonydom

Here here tonydom well said big rab by the way

One thing about me i can realy get the discussions going


Tonydom

Shaunybhoy neil lennon did have us on the ropes dropped his guard and got an uppercut that ripped his head clean of big rab by the way

You cant say that rab some people might be offended


Tonydom

16 Jun 2011 18:13:51
To the people disagreeing with my post about Lior and Omer get your opinions right!

Thats why there disagreeing its there opinion k see what tonydom is talking about big rab by the way

16 Jun 2011 17:51:55
i wish you guys out there that refer to me in a derogatory manner would sign of with a name because when i reply to your rants in a manner that shows your low level of intelligence and obvious ignorance i would hate to think educated people like Paddybhoy and Shaunybhoy mistakenly thought i was referring to them

come on boys don t be shy i can t hurt you I m on the other end of a computer


Tonydom {Ed007's Note - I've said that before, it helps the banter flow if you have a name to reply too, it also helps build up an identity for others to see your views and how you look at things}

16 Jun 2011 16:25:37
200k signing on fee for a guy super sally has asked for is not a crazy price to ask or pay. Rangers still have no cash. all the hyped up rats think they got another murray are mistaken. Whyte hasnt offered super sally a pot to... You know where am goin. As for the celtic chase players rangers want, could it not be a case of budgets bein at a similar level therefore any player fallin in that range will be considered?

You dont know the ins and outs of it do u? How do u know its 200k because the paper says so, well it must be true then!

Billyboy1!!!!!

16 Jun 2011 16:41:46
fresh rumour for you's. Apparently izzaguirre's sister speaks to many random scottish strangers on facebook. Also she happens to know every Honduran footballer and is willing to tell everyone their buisness also she believes EVERY one of the Honduran national team has been contacted by celtic for a move to glasgow. basically what i'm saying here is stop making pathetic rumours up. I'm a rangers fan and you's have found a quality player in izzaguirre but not every honduran will be good so enough with the izzy's sister rubbish.

What are you on about? I hear she regularly visits the burger van with Stokes' step brother and the guy from Tesco that looks like Joe Ledley and meets the burd from the ticket office for coff e every Thursday afternoon. She's a prime source of knowledge.

Shes on my FB friendlist and because she posts a piece of possible transfer rumours, after all this is a rumour site they should not be shot down, especially off a rangers fan, stick to your own page please...toddle off
bhoy1888

16 Jun 2011 15:48:53
to all you Celtic fans who keep asking why people like me and my fellow Rangers supporters from castle Grey skull dare darken your pages with our presence is simple

if i go on the rangers page and say Walter Smith is the greatest scottish football manager ever. everyone will agree on the other hand if i said it here i would be told to go take my face for a Sh*te and stop talking rubbish, i would then go on to explain why i think that then the more sensible ones from these pages would tell me why they think it would be Jock Stein this could open up a lively discusion and a bit of a laugh at the same time do you follow

god some of you guys are hard work

hence the page name CELTIC BANTER


Tonydom

Jock Stein without a doubt. Even Walter Smith, Sir Alex Ferguson etc. have said he is the greatest. Walter Smith was one of the best but not quite the best simply because, IMO, Smith built a dynasty at rangers first time around with huge backing from DM and international stars. Jock Steins lisbon lions team were all scottish lads from round about the same area and he helped turn them into european cup winners. Its an achievement that wont ever happen again and that is why, for me, Big Jock was the man.
Kevbhoy

Femdom
keep posting, your rants are just as bad as mad vlads over a swinecastle, the myths not a patch on the late great jock stein, his teams entertained by the way.

Obviously some of you guys cant read at no time did i say Walter was better than Jock i was using that as an example "if i go on the rangers pages and say" look how i started the sentance IF any way wim jansen was the most succesful manager he managed to stop us winning 10 in arow lol

Tonydom

Never said u did think watty was better than big jock. But u said the concept would start a lively discussion and give us a good laugh. Now I've attempted to get the ball rolling on this "lively" banter but ur takin the nip lmao
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - I'll start one I use with the Man Utd fans, and any LFC that are on the site. If CFC could have signed 1 Rangers player, who would it be, and vice versa to Rangers fans, 1 CFC player. From any era etc and keep it sensible lads eh?}

I'll take that one Ed.

Goram - the SOB ruined my teenage years. End of.

Shaunybhoy {Ed007's Note - That's who I pick as well Shaun, we must be about same age}

Edd007 i have a bit of that. depends on the era wee jinky or henrik to be fair there a few and this year it would be kayal by the way

In recent years Klos. They had Klos we had Douglas. If we had Klos we would have beaten Porto in the UEFA Cup final.

16 Jun 2011 15:02:50
in one of the spanish newspapers today Bojan has been asked about a potential loan move to Celtic.bojans responce; en relaci n con un intento de celtic. Bojan respondi con que se celtic
roughly translated to; who are celtic?

I knew this would happen. Because some smart git thought it would be funny to translate English to Brazilian earlier on, a number of would be comedians have decided to try it with other language.

Try translating this 'skoci turp'

Hint : It's in Albanian

Come on guys if bojan dosnt know who Celtic are then he must run around with his head up his Ar*e it pains me to say no infact it makes me sick to have to admit that the name Celtic in football terms is as well known as Man u, barca, real, chelsealiverpool and of course Rangers

Tonydom

Come on tonydom to be fair people tend to remember winners not the runners up or third place big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - Good evening Rab}

Didnt they win some kind of cup last season

Tonydom

Alright ed007. got to agree if hes never heard of celtic or rangers smells of a wind up to me but fans need to wind there neck in though specially ed007 imo its the effect of having to cuddle paddybhoy the slightest dig at celtic and of he go on a rant now weres me sand pit big rab by the way must be suffering from that imaginary illness ed007 keeps going on about {Ed007's Note - My neck is too brass to wind it in Rab lol I only rant when people ask you a question and because they don't like my answer they think they have a right to post about myself/family/friends/religion and the usual vile stuff you can probably imagine. I can only answer the best I can a la last night regarding the Hemed money issue, which I think has been proven right up until now. I did not say he wouldn't sign for Rangers, just that there was a money issue and two Spanish sides were offering more money, so Rangers needed to vastly improve their offer or he wouldn't be at Rangers next year. Was I lying?}

Tonydom even im struggling with this one is it the one they call the micky mouse or something it will come back to me big rab by the way

See what i mean folks big rab by the way but i will say it again rise above it ed007 remember the good guys dont believe any of there vile i for one enjoy some of the stuff you come of with and have to say your one of the reasons i visit this banter page do you need a cuddle i reckon paddybhoy owes you at lest one {Ed007's Note - Don't deflect the cuddles onto your sponsor on here Rab, if you want to get it on with Paddy, I will see what I can do, but I doubt he would be interested. In fact, I heard he looks so bad you wouldn't even take him out with a sniper!! Just kidding Paddy lad :-)

On hemed 8 grand would be my limit if somebody wants to give him double fair enough jog on big rab by the way

It not me that deflects ed007 it you. im as happy as an ostrich in a sand pit big rab by the way

16 Jun 2011 14:54:42
i dont think Hemed is worth say £16000 per week he is untested in the SPL Kayal has had a very good season for you lot i think he should be given a rise to say about £12000 if he has the same impact this coming season make him one of your top earners. same goes for Hemed try and get him for around the £8000 mark if he proves himself then pay him accordingly.

i for one hope rangers do not give into his wage demands also if Jelavic and lafferty can play the way they did at the end of last season he would be sitting on the bench till jelavic got injured and lafferty got suspended.

Tonydom

Have you thought that maybe Jelavic or Lafferty are for the off? {Ed007's Note - I am not getting involved in that one............yet}

Who posted this? lafferty if you cut him in half it would say rangers fc. jelavic already said hes going no were i think if this pair start the season how they finish the last one 45-50 goal no wonder a bit of wishful thinking here big rab by the way

I posted that! At the end of the day, money talks............where else is coisty going to get the cash for his spending spree? Yer man whitey has come up with nothing yet, so don't be surprised if he gives you a couple of low key signings then pulls the rug to recoup what he's shelled out. It doesn't matter if the players have bloo blood and union jack tattoos on their faces, if they are worth anything they will go! No ostritch syndrome here!!!

MC

Mc every team in the spl have to be more prudent. a lot of rangers fans quote 12million for transfers plus wages but thats not the case .12million includes wages not a lot of money if your trying to qualifie for the champions league. but better than were we where the last couple of years. nothing wrong with cheap signings or keeping the wage bill down. celtic done well with that last year with a few of there signings. i think that is the way it will be for at lest 5 years and whyte hasnt done anything to be slagged of for as for the statement bloo blood and union jack tattoos heres the thing rangers and celtic are now selling clubs but now we dont need to sell cheap and the point i was trying to make about lafferty was he plays for the shirt which is better than playing for the money imo big rab by the way

16 Jun 2011 14:41:13
hi Ed im back and thank you to some of the celtic fans and yourself for your support, ive been reading some of the posts in my defence and was pleasently surprised. but back to the nitty gritty.

ref Hemed

How can he be excited at playing under a manager like McCoist all he has done as an assistant manager is? {Ed007's Note - He was a massive Question of Sport fan supposedly}

or maybe he has seen videos of McCoist during his playing days for the Scottish Champions and for his country and thought i could learn from this guy.

after all he did win the European Golden Boot twice

1991-92, 1992-93

and score a total of 403 goals in his career

not a bad thing to have under your belt especialy if you are trying to tempt a striker

but realisticly i think he is more than likely to be like Commons (just a cheap w**re and jump into bed with the team that offers the most money)

Tonydom {Ed007's Note -Welcome back Tony. That is exactly what I was saying last night. I think Hemed is only after the best price, which looks like Rangers can't afford. As usual I was shot down in flames and making it up then low and behold all the press are lying as well!! Thank God I don't work for the press :-) You can't only believe certain phrases and disregard others from the same article!}

It's funny how your "ED" has a dig at everything to do with Rangers but the "ED" on the Rangers site doesn't do that, it's obviously beneath him. {Ed007's Note - Or it could be that Rangers give me so much to have a dig at them about? If you do not want to hear the truth or my opinion you do not have to come on here. You are more than welcome to have a dig at CFC (just typing 3 in a row) isn't a dig. I wonder where all the posts about how rich Rangers are have went lately? Have you been checked for the highly contagious Ostrich Syndrome that is increasingly turning into an epidemic on the Rangers site. If Rangers fans like yourself need to come here to find out the truth about their club they are more than welcome. Thanks by the way, I am having a fantastic day and your eloquently put piece of prose made it even better. If you could possibly send in a copy of the definition of banter you are using as a guide for your posts I would be glad to help you with any confusion. Has anyone asked on the Rangers site about the tax case? Hemed? I told exactly last night what was happening, but was dismissed. Yet it is all there in black and white for anyone to read that Rangers are struggling for the money to pay him. I have a list of the criteria on the CFC News page regarding Rangers transfers and how the press deal with it. Please do not hesitate to ask me for the truth about your club again once the Ostrich Syndrome calms down. Get well soon from us all}

16 Jun 2011 14:15:58
Toto Adaruns Tamuz Temile was top scorer in israel last year not the guy rangers r tryin to sign want proof
Rank Scorer Club Goals
1 Toto Tamuz Hapoel Tel Aviv 21
2 Eden Ben Basat Hapoel Haifa 18
Eliran Atar Maccabi Tel Aviv 18
5 Moshe Ohayon F.C. Ashdod 17
5 Pedro Galv n Bnei Yehuda 16
Ben Sahar Hapoel Tel Aviv 16
7 Omer Damari Maccabi Petah Tikva 15
8 Roei Dayan Hapoel Acre 14
Wiyam Amashe Ironi Kiryat Shmona 14
10 Tomer Hemed Maccabi Haifa 13

Hemeds stats from last seaon going of the same list as you were 13 goals in 10 games. quite impressive really

16 Jun 2011 14:01:24
"Tomer Hemed on prospect of joining Rangers


The Gers have held talks with Hemed's agents over a possible free transfer switch to Ibrox.

A number of other clubs are believed to have expressed an interest in landing Hemed, but the Israeli international has his heart set on a switch to Glasgow.

"I am excited at the prospect of signing for such a big club as Rangers and playing under a manager like Ally McCoist, " Hemed told the Daily Record."
----------------------------------------------------
And why would us Celtic supporters be remotely interested, {Ed007's Note - It is again selective quotations. If you read the full "interview/articles" it is exactly as I said last night about the finances. If he was that keen to sign for Rangers why is the wages an issue and also what has he left it to his agent and Rangers to work out? It is ultimately the players decision who he signs for so after his "adoration" of Rangers what stopped him signing? Surely he isn't looking around for the best money?}

16 Jun 2011 12:42:38
All this speculation about Fred seems to be untrue it was on his Wikipedia page last night but has since been removed!!!
Shame he would of been a really high profile signing for us. Can't really see him proforming on a cold winters day in Inverness tho!

Most of your team cant even perform on a sunny spring evening in Inverness!!!

Billyboy1!!!!

16 Jun 2011 12:05:39
No rumours just a matter of opinion as there a list of free agents Iain Turner released from Everton gk could possibly do as cover if Zaluska leaves till Craig Gordon isn't injured?

Injury prone or not Woodgate is released from spurs and we was after him on loan before he'd be great if he could keep fit.

Midfields with some creativity and goals whos free Zoltan Gera and Jason Koumas we've been linked in the past with Gera more recent and possibly just a rumour?

Strikers big John Carew would do we in SPL target man direct has pace and is alot better for the hopefully outbound Samaras and Murphey cheap and cheerful list of targets we should consider

Carew pacey???? are u on about the same player or have you not seen him in the last couple of years?he's about as fast as a slug nailed to a wall

16 Jun 2011 11:56:16
to this dude......
CELTICNEWS,
Rangers target hemeds agent tonight trying to have talks with celtic! Rangers deal is off unless he gets a 200k signing on fee! And it looks like craig whyte has refused ....
The 12m warchest is still intact all targets are free agents...........
ASWEDE....
Word is gordon schildenfeld still a target from sturm graz...... fee around 2m ! Also a striker is being talked to from abroad south american but no name mentioned as yet!........
Defenders, looven , hooiveld , odea , thomson , been asked to find clubs...

Wheres the source on hamed ? i think kayal could convince him to come here if it was a tug of war between the old firm

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are u mental mate???
Hemed is a cert for them, check every link on the net, well apart from the west of scotland papaers, they are just trying to sell!
Conway is another who is defo on his way, this i know for a fact as i am friends with a few guys that know him really well.
personnally i dont think we will be doing much in the window apart from the obvious - keeper!
i just hope wee dont sign the big fella from the adams family again, he is rank rotten!
am sure there r a few names Lenny has.
by the way, lets look at this realisticly, we dont have a lot of money, we may need to sell, emelio and king kayal possibly the 2 to leave.
the newcastle bid for brown is bull, if we got offered anywhere near that figure he would be forced out the dorr cause lets face it, he just aint good enough!!
van honky!

16 Jun 2011 09:25:45
ref

16 Jun 2011 01:16:30
Frederico Chaves Guedes aka (fred ex lyon) it says he on his way to celtic check out his wikipedia no crap sooo there a descent rumour instead of half the 1s that r on here {Ed007's Note - Don't trust Wikipedia 100%, anyone can go on there and edit it's contents}
Actually I saw the owner of wikipedia on tv saying there so fast at editing now that a few minutes is the average for these to get erased if there wrong.........Foster88 {Ed001's Note - he was talking out of his backside, Ed003 saw a racist remark on the profile of a player he was trying to find some info out on and it was still there this morning. Wiki is the biggest waste of internet space ever invented. Great in theory, but in practice it is terrible.}

Wikipedia stated for about 1 week that chris commoms had signed for Rangers

16 Jun 2011 08:01:29
All this speculation about Fred seems to be untrue it was on his Wikipedia page last night but has since been removed!!!
Shame he would of been a really high profile signing for us. Can't really see him proforming on a cold winters day in Inverness tho!