Celtic Banter Archive March 15 2014

15 Mar 2014 14:28:13
rite ed brekkio news fae the oskir sissed case witness says
"a seen a sawn aff man wae a shotgun!"

Can someone put this into english please?

TRANSLATION
Hello Editor, I hope this day finds you in good health and a positive spirit. I have some from the Oscar Pistorious trial that I thought may be of interest to you. A witness has declared, "I remember seeing a gentleman and I do believe he was carrying a gun, a shot gun I believe it is called. The barrel was rather short so I guess it was one of those 'sawn off' types.

Hail Hail

15 Mar 2014 11:22:46
I am sure there are many who read this forum who are rather pleased the self proclaimed best league in the world teams are again struggling a great deal in the european competitions this season. Expensively assembled tottenham are the latest to be well beaten by a superior technical side in benfica. Roy Keanes recent remarks that the epl is no more than a hyped brand is proving prophetic. All they can pin their hopes on being realistic is mourinhos mob.It is also almost certain that the england team will struggle yet again in the summer. The constant hyperbole that surrounds the epl has become nauseating and its high time that its blinkered hype took some much needed medicine that it is far from what its made out to be
Gally

15 Mar 2014 08:42:21
I see that the club has launched it's season tickets for next season.
Most fans will renew or buy new season ticket on the strength of our (hopefully) being in group stages of Champions League.
Once again we face 3 qualifiers and we must be up to speed early to get past them. Our coefficient over last 5 years is reason we have to face these qualifiers. We still have 2 years of poor coefficients to wipe off, only 5 coefficient in this season and next season even worse when Celtic only achieved 2.4 points. We need these next 2 seasons to gain about 8 or 9 coefficient points (more hopefully) in both seasons to climb up the rankings and thus avoid these qualifiers.
We also need the other Scottish teams to gain some coefficient points next season also, it is looking like teams will be Aberdeen, Motherwell and Dundee United (my preference) or Inverness.
Given that Motherwell have contributed ZERO points in past campaigns it will be up to the other 2 teams to gain Scotland coefficient points.

15 Mar 2014 09:17:03
Hi guys looking for some help going on trip with the guys in a couple of weeks few of them are daft sevcoinians am looking to buy t shirts to remind them 1 they are dead 2 they are dead and finally they no longer exist . Any body help

Nothing to do with the post, just a question.I am clearing out my wardrobe and have between, strip's and top's, I have about 30, I don't want to throw them out, all in good nick, was there a time when Celtic took them and sent them to Africa, can anyone help
Tambhoy

Sell them online Tam, then give that money to charity should you wish. It'll be a lot more useful that way as some of the tops may be worth a bit. I reckon the valuable strips people send off just get sold anyway.