Celtic Banter Archive January 15 2017

 

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15 Jan 2017 21:12:57
When I saw the first pick I was expecting the next one to be Getting Tanned at Parkhead. brilliant post

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15 Jan 2017 22:31:20
@tinytim - no more shame getting beat of the current 2nd best team in the Bundesliga in a friendly than it is getting bumped out the CL by the 14th worst team in the Bundesliga? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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16 Jan 2017 06:12:33
Would love to see The Rangers play Barca! Seriously, that defence against Barca, ooft!

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16 Jan 2017 08:10:43
@jb67 - 100% agree. Celtics performance in the CL this season was shameful from the Imps to the group stages๐Ÿ˜‚

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16 Jan 2017 07:05:53
Only a sevco fan would come on scotlands champions page and try to have a go at what we did in the CL after getting pumped 4 going on 6 or 7! U couldn't make it up honestly! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ a club that's deluded from the boardroom to the changing room and stands! Next time try and win a game before u come on and try to be funny pal! Or even score a goal haha.

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16 Jan 2017 09:06:55
You always seem to mean well UJ, never malicious or anything like that, so I salute you. Scratching the barrell using a friendly game to point score with a CHAMPIONS League campaign though. Try and come up with something better next season. Then the season after that. Then the one after that.

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16 Jan 2017 09:44:40
@UJ yes we did under perform in certain games in the CL but even at that, we still amassed circa ยฃ25-30m, so if Sevco manage to get a license ( and why should they when again they have failed to provide accounts to standards) to play in next seasons EL and if they make it to 2nd place anyway let's see how they get on against what you consider inferior opponents. Can't wait ๐Ÿ˜Š

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16 Jan 2017 10:31:54
@daviebhoy - same Barcelona that ripped your defence apart?
@lh86, jimtim etc - as they say in Jaws, " I'm going to need a bigger boat " as more of you bite! ๐Ÿ˜‰
@cprs1 - you can always rely on at least 1 Celtic Fan to bring in the money argument to deflect from a poor CL campaign. As regards a license you know full well the MSSM, the Masons, the ghost of Jim Farry etc will all intervene to make sure that happens.

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16 Jan 2017 10:33:32
UnionJ is alright. He likes a bit of friendly banter as do I so I actually don't mind the back and forward we have with him.
Anyway let's not get to wound up at a poor fan from yonder mob attempting to retain some dignity by clawing his way up to where we are, you know where the air is clean and the grass grows ;0)

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16 Jan 2017 11:38:22
Union jack. Shameful lol. We could've done better but a 3-3 draw we're 1 of the top clubs in world then a 1-1 against them at home ain't all that bad. And a draw in Germany. You lot would have lost every game without scoring imo. HH COYBIG

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16 Jan 2017 11:40:39
And I'm sorry but reaching the groups is far from shameful itself. Losing to Raith in Petrofac final that's shameful lol

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16 Jan 2017 11:49:12
scotlands shame who can't go anywhere without wrecking toilets, wrecking towns, assaulting female police officers, shouting racist abuse at players who score against them, cavort with loyalist bands, don't pay taxes, don't pay creditors, offend people with vile sectarian singing, yes that's SEVCO the club formely known as RANGERS they most certainly are SCOTLANDS SHAME.

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16 Jan 2017 12:10:20
*formerly

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16 Jan 2017 12:21:14
Sorry guys but this ex bear Union Jack is just one big HYPOCRITE, he pretends to be a "caring bear" with "friendly banter" but spews his real thoughts on the ex bear sites. Also have you heard him even once condemn the abuse wee Jay got from his fellow bears or condemn the idiots who targeted Mr Sarvar. No Union Jack to paraphrase yourself
HYPROCITE THEN, HYPOCRITE NOW

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16 Jan 2017 12:32:30
UJ. your new wee diddy club has never played in europe. never won a major honour. took two attempts to get out of a league full of part time clubs. took 4 attempts to win the petrofac cup and when yous did it was a big day oot for yous and yous then thought yous were #going for 55.buckled๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. just like most of my deluded mates you rushed home from work to watch Scotland's premier club in the Champions League๐Ÿ‘. #10 in a row. #mind the gap๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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16 Jan 2017 12:35:42
I haven't read his posts over there Tim, but you can't have a go because he hasn't condemned this or that. I haven't condemned those things either. Doesn't mean I approve.

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16 Jan 2017 12:50:35
UJ. instead of visiting Celtic sites because you're #obsessed. you should nipping out to your local Sports Direct and buying as many Sevco shirts as you can, that way your new club might be able to close the gap. all they 4p's add up! What's the latest with the Ashley saga anyway. it has went very quiet on that. I take it it's all above board and iron clad with Ashley๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ When is King investing the ยฃ30m does anyone know?

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16 Jan 2017 13:16:12
@timalloy - what have I posted on the Rangers site that is full of bile? Are you dyslexic? Because there is also a Jack Union and there was a Union_Jack on the Rangers site?
Hyprocrite? I think you'll find on our site I replied to your post on New Year asking how your wife was keeping but that obviously doesn't suit your agenda. This from the man who socialises and has exchanged phone numbers with the " bigot in a suit ".
Regarding the condemnation of wee jay see JimTim's reply - we can't all be holier than yourself and take the time to condemn / condone every action we agree or disagree with?
@jb67 - unless I'm mistaken I thought Saints were hard to come by, but according to you 60000 sit in Parkhead every second week? I'm sure I could tick off some of your list against your fellow fans / players.
@malkybhoy - it's a banter site, I'm sure there is no restrictions to who comes on. And once we get our act together we will be going for 55. Rangers Then, Rangers Now etc. Plus a wee diddy club that 7500 were desperate to put there life at risk to watch at a seemingly unsafe stadium.

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16 Jan 2017 13:29:34
UJ. the 7500 fans you are talking about were there to see their club win a Glasgow Derby and extend the gap to 19 points. and your not Rangers anymore. and it will take a long time for yous to be going for 55 considering your still waiting on title #1๐Ÿ‘

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16 Jan 2017 13:42:30
GOING FOR 55 PIE SALES.

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16 Jan 2017 14:04:16
Got to say Rain or Shine - UJ is always posting in here, team gets gubbed he's here to take all our scheidt and so he can't give it out too?

this site would be 10% more boring without him.

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16 Jan 2017 14:06:26
@malkybhoy - it's all about opinions and I respect that. But you and your fellow fans ( and the SFA, SPFL, UEFA etc ) all know deep down we are still the same club. #54 and counting๐Ÿ˜œ

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16 Jan 2017 14:29:26
Uj same rangers fine pay yer debts and u might get a big more respect and understanding but nope to much arrogance and attitude so naw yer no the same club deal with it

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16 Jan 2017 15:02:45
@mallythetally - you've just acknowledged we are the same club if we pay our debts. So therefore you've confirmed my point that deep down you all know we are the same club! Case closed - members of the jury are dismissed. ๐Ÿ‘

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16 Jan 2017 15:17:54
UJ. Rangers F. C liquidated in 2012.end of story. Sevco is a new club FACT! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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16 Jan 2017 15:21:18
the rangers 2012 : NO PREMIER LEAGUE TITLES, NO SCOTTISH CUP WINS, NO LEAGUE CUP WINS. so im baffled where 54 league titles have been won in 4 seasons?

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16 Jan 2017 15:36:39
@malkybhoy - putting FACT at the end of a post doesn't make it true. Unless you are Rafa in disguise?
@jb67 - sorry but even the establishment couldn't award us 54 titles in 4 years. I think you'll find we won them over our unbroken history since 1872 which makes us the current most successful club in Scotland๐Ÿ‘

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16 Jan 2017 15:37:50
UJ How can you and your fellow supporters say you are the same club when your NEW team had to apply for membership of the league? if you apply for a membership for anywhere and you get accepted you become a NEW member

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16 Jan 2017 15:47:04
Actually, it's the opposite UJ.

The very fact you feel the need to defend the claim betrays that deep down, you know something changed five years ago.

Whether that is a conscious (or unconscious) acknowledgment, it doesn't matter.

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16 Jan 2017 15:49:44
it was broken you were LIQUIDATED. you are now a different club FACE FACTS.

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16 Jan 2017 15:53:18
Uj av acknowledged nothing your old club stiffed 276 creditors fact, your club liquidated fact, yous had to apply for league membership fact, you've had more owners in the last 5 years than you've had managers fact, what am saying is if you want gullible people to believe that your the same club then your starting point could be paying your debt and all the taxes you never paid fact

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16 Jan 2017 16:05:20
UJ. it is true that Rangers FC liquidated in 2012! So it is FACT. same club when it suits them. but when it comes to money its the old Rangers' debt not ours lol. then have the cheek to moan when we withold ยฃ40k from them when we have been chasing them for 3 months for it. thanks to them I can't get my face painted anymare๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. an absoulte embarrassment and a joke of a club!

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16 Jan 2017 16:32:28
@jb67, Mallythetally, malkybhoy etc - right lads it's been fun but your therapy session for today is over ( plus I've done feck all at work) . Progress has been made but I feel some of you may need electric shock treatment. Now repeat after me 54 and counting, 54 and . ๐Ÿ‘Same time same place tomorrow?

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16 Jan 2017 16:36:39
guys guys guys. We are better than this

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16 Jan 2017 17:05:41
Have to admit UJ, The Rangers Football Club Ltd are one of my favourite tribute acts, alongside DEBT Leppard, The Kaiser THIEFS, The Grateful UNDEAD, Oa-PISH, Wu-Tang KLAN and DENIAL O'Donnell.

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16 Jan 2017 17:51:54
Anybody know what co-efficient points sevcos got haha hail hail

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16 Jan 2017 18:01:46
UJ. I think you need to seek therapy for your brainwashed, delusional, fickle state of mind. definitely recommend getting all the help you need. good luck and get well soon๐Ÿ‘

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16 Jan 2017 18:03:57
it must be the number 54 bus to work you are talking about, there are no 54 titles your old club ceased to exist, have a lie down in a darkened room and get your wife to phone the doctor for your delusion.

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16 Jan 2017 18:05:59
Guys-I'm fed up arguing with UJ. He's probably harmless but ihe's not too feckn bright. I didn't need to argue with him to figure that out-if he was bright he wouldn't be a Hun. Everytime somebody tells me 'my wife WAS a catholic-my brother in-law is a catholic-ma dugs a catholic-my goldfish is a catholic and religion doesn't bother me from experience I'm usually dealing with a feckn bigot. Don't associate me with sectarian fans is his fall back position. It's like being in the Klu-Klux-Klan and saying I'm not a racist I just like going along and lending a bit of support including financial. I've heard the same bullshit for 50 plus years in Airdrie. He's a bigot. End of.

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16 Jan 2017 18:16:09
@jimtim - now that's banter. Wonder if it will catch on?
@big daz - let me educate you. Having not participated in Europe for the last few years, when we do qualify at the end of this season we will be given the co-efficient points gained from the national team, the same as say Patrick Thistle would if they were to qualify. I also believe that these points may be in doubt in future as UEFA are talking about changing the rules. Class dismissed.

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16 Jan 2017 18:21:23
With their bile, bigotry, and hatred, not to mention the hooliganism and thuggery that they took everywhere, you would have thought that any decent fans of the old club would be glad that they no longer exist.
The ex fans of the dead club can now start again with a brand new club, maybe they could start behaving in a more civilised way and stop embarrassing themselves and the country every time they go abroad.

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16 Jan 2017 19:17:46
Jack, that Barcelona team killed us at Camp Nou. Can only imagine what they would do to that riot of a defence your wee pub team has. That said, by Taverneir's logic, the gap is closing between Celtic and Barcelona ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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16 Jan 2017 19:24:26
@jfp88 - I think you'll also find that when someone calls someone else a bigot they are normally the bigot. As usual, along with JB67, & Gerry, you offer nothing to a bit of banter / debate than the standard reply of new club / sectarian / bigot patter and petty insults. That is when you know you have lost the debate.

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16 Jan 2017 19:43:33
UJ-I've yet to hear a reasoned arugument from you. It's at this point for me that a decision is to be made their is no debate or banter to be had. The only person that can't be educated is a man that knows everything. May your God go with you UJ but that's the parting shot for me. ๐Ÿ€

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16 Jan 2017 19:51:42
thats what your club are known for around the world SECTARIANISM while we are known for a brand of football that entertained the fans the world over, i could debate with you all day and not lose you are just boring and delusional and would say black was white the men in the white suits will be coming for you soon to put you into a padded cell next to the other delusional fantasists green, whyte and king.

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16 Jan 2017 20:04:02
UJ. There is no debate. your old club put themselves out of buisness trying to compete with Celtic and Sevco will also end up in administration as they desperately try to stop 10 in a row. there is no rivalry or Old firm. your tribute act of a wee diddy club has won heehaw in its 4 and a half year history. we will always be the yard stick Sevco will measure themselves by.9 in a row. European Cup etc. always the same with Rangers and now Sevco. Always the bridesmaid never the bride!

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16 Jan 2017 22:52:50
@jfp88 - I don't believe in God, but thanks for the sentiments.
@jb67 - you've gave up the debate so technically you have lost. And as I enjoy the view from my padded cell shouting " we are the same club" you will be in the cell next door in a straight jacket, frothing at the month " Sevco are only 4 years old! "
@malkybhoy - by the very definition of debate, then there is one as we both share different opinions. As for a yardstick, surely that's what competitive sportsman measure themselves by? To be the best and Celtic currently are by a country mile.
P. S. JB67 - we are actually known round the world for being the most successful Scottish club ever. But don't let your sour grapes get in the way of a relevant FACT. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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16 Jan 2017 22:58:54
UJ - Well if yous are the same club yous would already have
co efficient points or am I wrong. And you are correct the rules will be changing and this means the rest of the Scottish teams will no long be dragging us down with our seedings. that's home time Mr UJ good bye, you are the weakest link

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16 Jan 2017 23:18:10
are you still deluding yourself? i went offline because you were boring me that much that i had to go and do something more exciting like watching paint dry, this is actually a celtic site you are on, check the archives i have never posted on your site because you don't interest me you definitely need to see a shrink for your delusion, rant on as i won't respond again as you are boring me rigid.

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17 Jan 2017 07:58:13
@jb67 - and yet you have replied again and offer nothing new to the debate once more. And as previously noted above I don't think the Celtic rumours site is only for Celtic fans. There's plenty on here like to preach about inclusion and diversity or is that only when it suits an agenda? Thankfully you don't post on the Rangers site as you would bring nothing to the table๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด
@bigdaz - no we wouldn't as points are accumulated over a 4 year cycle meaning all points previously earned would diminish year by year. That's why we would start off the same as Partick etc who haven't played in Europe in the same period

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17 Jan 2017 10:29:02
Keep at it Uj God loves a trier

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17 Jan 2017 11:50:09
@mallythetally - I've lost all the skin from the tips of my fingers with all this typing!

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17 Jan 2017 12:55:41
I haven't read anything from UJ that I would call bigoted at all. I do think it's a sign of a support that we don't get too offended by a bluenose coming on and disagreeing with us.

That criticism needs to be reasonable though, to gain the respect as a football man requires an honesty about your opponents. We have moved to another level. That has to be recognised, even it sticks in your craw, as it should.

I think he goes about it in here with a tongue firmly in cheek at times. What's wrong with that? My best pal is a bluenose and although I do the best I can for him with daily texts offering my support in these hard times for his wee diddy team, he still tells me to feck off and at one point suggested I emigrate.

Where's the trust? I still love the big deluded fud like a brother though.

Keep posting your pish UJ, it makes me smile and you take the pelters back in good humour.

Your team are shite though. :)

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17 Jan 2017 22:29:06
@magicpole - what do you mean our team is shite? Didn't you know the gap is closing? Big Davie Dinosaur says it's only going to take ยฃ100 million. At roughly ยฃ5 million a point that's a bargain especially since we are 33% there once DK dips into his war chest. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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15 Jan 2017 15:08:38
The man utd and Liverpool back fours for today's game honestly wouldn't swap any of ours obviously including KT in ours and watching Everton city game my god city are average after spending all that money

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15 Jan 2017 16:17:32
Mallythetally. that passing out fae the back is brutal and embarrassing to watch! . really wish teams would give that a by. it is not the way forward!

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15 Jan 2017 17:26:22
The EPL, the best league in the world! My arse! Man United v Liverpool, boring.

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15 Jan 2017 18:39:13
thought it was a good game tbh, one of the few i've seen so far.

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15 Jan 2017 18:59:35
2nd half was good 1st half was woeful

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15 Jan 2017 19:25:41
The best game av seen for months was us beating g sevco the epl is overrated and the fa cup has no credibility the epl teams field reserves it's boring

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15 Jan 2017 20:57:20
Sly hype it up to the gunnels Super Incredible Amazingly Awesome Intergallactic Sunday = snoozefest

Ive never got excited about any other league or team.

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15 Jan 2017 21:17:15
Bloody Pogba 80 mill an he canny head the ball u could imagine the sniggering if that had been our league

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15 Jan 2017 21:28:06
That's it digibanger it's all you hear all week red Monday Manchester v Mersey battle of the big guns and it's all total guff if some of these games were played in SPL they would be slating it it's all about hyping it up and selling the brand.

Hoping the bubble bursts for sky soon it's good to see China taking some of the top players from the so called best league in the world all the same.

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15 Jan 2017 12:01:59
I see Robert Snodgrass has rejected the new deal offered by Hull. At 29 is he worth a punt? I'd have thought so but not at ยฃ6m they're looking for. I haven't seen enough of the guy to make an informed call though. ๐Ÿ€

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15 Jan 2017 13:08:37
I wouldn't particularly want him on a free, never mind the ยฃ6m (I read ยฃ10m! ) . Not the type of player I'd want. He's got Allardyce or Pulis written all over him.

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15 Jan 2017 13:31:29
Haven't seen enough of him Jim Tim to comment as I said-I've got to point I can't watch EPL it bores the arse off me. I'd rather take in a Scottish championship game personally. I dare say there's better value elsewhere and possibly a punt might be better taken on wee Paddy if he fancies it. Better age and definitely a prospect although I think he still has a lot to prove in terms of living up to his initial performances and billing. In saying that I thought he had a big impact against the reincarnated royalists on Hogmanay though when he came off the bench ๐Ÿ€

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15 Jan 2017 14:15:58
thats rodgers confirmed talks have opened to keep paddy roberts so i can't see him going for snodgrass jfp and jim, but i know he's celtic daft and attended st mungos high on the gallowgate, what a view that was from his classroom celtic park, all i could see from my classroom was john browns shipyard lol.

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15 Jan 2017 14:54:20
I'm thought I saw that hull had activated the option
of a one year extension and that's why they were pricing him at 10 mil.

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15 Jan 2017 15:09:18
While I can see why people would want McCarthy (I don't btw) I don't see how Snodgrass would improve our team, who would move out for him? Not what we need as far as I'm concerned.

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15 Jan 2017 15:26:05
JFP, apart from his delivery and set pieces, he isn't anything special. And I think your absolutely right, on the continent, ยฃ6m would get you a much better footballer.

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15 Jan 2017 15:27:39
*meant to add, ยฃ6m would probably get us Paddy Roberts I'd say.

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15 Jan 2017 01:13:49
I haven't had a sniff of a rumour for the past week! Anybody got any info at all? Ed? I reckon we'll bring in 2 more but probably in the last few days.

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15 Jan 2017 08:21:11
Have to admit, the club do a great job of keeping things under wraps. The gutter rags just end up guessing names but I am intrigued as to who we will bring in. Like you I think maybe two more, presumably another centre back as we are releasing a few, but izzy keeps getting linked away as well.

But I thought br wanted a no 10 type in the summer . Hopefully he can pull a couple of exciting players in to add to what he's already built. I'd have thought ed would have had some info but even he seems quiet .

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15 Jan 2017 10:26:29
With Eboue coming in, Armstrong could fill that number 10 spot.

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15 Jan 2017 11:28:29
Ed. I read this morning that we are trying to get Roberts loan extended for another season. is there any truth in this?

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{Ed007's Note - Rodgers wants Roberts to stay, wether that's another loan or permanent isn't clear yet.}

15 Jan 2017 12:15:55
Please don't move Armstrong he playing out of his skin,
Only Ronnie would move him lol.
I think we need a player for the right wing in the same mould as Sinclair and we would destroy teams.
Forrest is too inconsistent and Roberts is probably off in the summer.
If being greedy a CH would be good as well.

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15 Jan 2017 14:09:39
I'm with you rayman I keep hearing posters on here wanting him in the no 10 position but can't understand why.

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15 Jan 2017 14:27:41
I find that strange Ed as BR rarely plays Roberts.

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{Ed007's Note - Roberts has made 28 appearances this season.}

15 Jan 2017 17:09:10
Its reported as an additional season lone extension, not a permanent move unfortunately.

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15 Jan 2017 17:54:05
Yeah but 5 minutes off the bench counts as an appearance Ed. BR's first choice wingers are Forrest and Sinclair and Roberts starts the majority of games on the bench.

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15 Jan 2017 18:43:14
However most of us know that Roberts should be starting ahead of Forrest, form wise Roberts is in better form, creates more n is more deadly at scoring as well as his link up play.

He has also had more impact with less game time than wee james in my opinion n will star in our team when played regular which I feel is starting with him being in the side these last few games n also champions league has always looked good at that level, whereas for me wee james goes missing.

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